Godly Fisherman

"Almost a hundred satellite cities? It's really scary to say, but the area of ​​Los Angeles is less than 2/3 the size of the Chinese Imperial Capital, nearly one hundred cities? Are you sure that is not a community?" Xiao Peng said his doubts: " Eminem, but as far as I know, the nightlife in Los Angeles is quite prosperous, no less than New York."

"How about this question? The word'Los Angeles' has three meanings. One is the Los Angeles metropolitan area in a broad sense, which is a well-known homonuclear city cluster. Although it is composed of various cities and counties in name, it is actually composed of close to one city. A metropolis composed of hundreds of homonuclear cities can have a total area of ​​10,000 square kilometers. The other means “Los Angeles County”, which is the largest county in the Star-Tangled Nation, with a population of approximately 10 million, consisting of 88 cities. The composition, there is the city of Los Angeles. That is the city center.'Beverly Hills' is there." Eminem explained.

"So complicated?" Xiao Peng scratched his head.

Eminem said, "Well, Monterey Park is not an exception as I said just now. This is the case in Xiacheng and Montebello. Anyway, you remember that it's okay to drive a gun and bring a brother at night. But there are more gang fights in Monterey, because 90% of the residents there are Chinese."

Xiao Peng remembered, isn't Feng Dapao and Uncle Ge's movie "See You or Leave" there? Xiao Peng said, "We once had a movie about China in China, and there was a line that said, "Even the postman speaks Chinese, and it feels like they have immigrated to Guangzhou."

Eminem smiled and said: "Not only the postmen there, banks, clinics, hospitals, and even Monterey City Hall all speak Huaxia. There are almost the same as Huaxia except that people pay for US dollars instead of renminbi. Of course, It’s not as good as China’s security."

"I want to see what you said." Xiao Peng said.

Amhaha laughed: "If I were you, I would really check it out. Wouldn't you drive a'George Patton'? It is the hometown of General George Patton! Back then, George Patton went all over Europe, but it turned out. My hometown is already occupied by your Chinese people. If he knows about it, he might jump out of the grave and play with others."

"Hahahaha." Xiao Peng was too happy: "Then there is a Chinatown in Los Angeles?"

"Of course there is. Although it is not as large as San Francisco, it is not too small." Eminem asked curiously: "Why do you Chinese people like to gather wherever you go?"

Xiao Peng laughed and said: "Actually, you were deceived by your Stars and Stripes Dreams. Now many media reports in China have said that the Chinese in Stars and Stripes are not like the older generation of overseas Chinese who have started their businesses by washing dishes in restaurants. , But directly entered the white-collar class after studying. Unfortunately, after coming to the Stars and Stripes, I found out that these media were talking nonsense with their eyes open. 90% of the Chinese in the Stars and Stripes started from the lowest-level jobs and slowly accumulated funds , Oh, there are about 1%-2% who fly over directly with the sack carrying the US dollars, without doing anything at all, only a few elites are the kind described by China Media. They are not representative at all. But there are still some. So many people came to the Stars and Stripes Nation, but they found that they did not have an education in the Stars and Stripes Nation, and they were of the yellow race. They could not live without the Chinese community. No white people would hire you, and no money would be the same everywhere. Poor ghost. How can you live without getting together?"

Eminem scratched his head: "Hey? You know this situation more carefully than I do. How did you know?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Didn't I know a few old overseas Chinese in San Francisco's Chinatown? After chatting with them, I learned a lot about the situation in the Stars and Stripes. After all, am I also Chinese? Of course, I care about things here. Eminem, I want to take the kids for fun, do you tell me anything else to pay attention to?"

Eminem thought for a while and said, "You remember, except for Santa Monica, Beverly Hills, Hollywood, Santa Marita, and the cities on the West Coast, all other places are very trash. It's a slum in the Third World! If you remember Los Angeles as the charming California sunshine that you yearn for, the moment you get off the plane, you will be doomed to disappointment."

"How much do you hate Los Angeles." Xiao Peng joked.

Eminem said: "No, no, I don't hate Los Angeles at all. On the contrary, I love this place, not just me. You can ask everyone in the next few cars, they all have houses in Los Angeles. This is the Stars and Stripes Country. The paradise of no-government-house-ownership-righteousness. Except for the places I just mentioned, if you go to other cities, you will think that you are in Mexico. Here, you must speak Spanish and speak Spanish wherever you go. Huaxia, this is the mainstream language. If you speak English here, it’s easy to get beaten up. Have you ever played GTA?"

Xiao Peng nodded. Of course, I've played GTA, "Grand Theft Auto".

Eminem said: "GTA's background is in Los Angeles. Believe me, everything else is pretty real except you run a tank and run people casually."

"Uh..." Xiao Peng was speechless, is this quite true?

Eminem nodded: "In fact, Los Angeles plays GTA every second, of course, except for the places I just mentioned. Of course, even in Los Angeles, it is not that safe, such as the east of the city center. On Sixth Street, normal people would not get off the bus on East Sixth Street. There are thousands of homeless people living on the streets of East Sixth Street, which is a dirty and unsightly place. But this is also Los Angeles. It’s a fun place, because it’s another street away, and that’s Little Tokyo. Everything is organized there. It can be said to be one of the cleanest places in Los Angeles."

"This is the so-called'City of Angels'?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened.

Eminem laughed and said: "It also has a more resounding name, called the'City of Sin'. There are so many cities and counties, but there is a big gap. Places like Hollywood and Santa Monica can be said to be heaven, but like Monterey, El Monte, East Los Angeles, Montebello, South Side, South Gate, Huntington Park, Bell, Bell Gardens, South Los Angeles, Lynnwood, Inglewood, Compton these places, oh, this I can say more than ten names from the list. If you are not a gang member, drug dealer, vagrant, or addict, don’t go to those places."

Xiao Peng questioned: "But as far as I know, Los Angeles has famous institutions of higher learning, the University of California, Los Angeles, the University of Southern California, and California Institute of Technology are all here. Many high-achieving Chinese students are proud to study here. "

Eminem said: "Eminem, let me tell you a piece of news that you may not like to hear. At least one overseas Chinese student is killed by local gang members every year at USC, or the University of Southern California. This does not include the other several. University. Going to school here is learning with your life. Chinese people are rich. This is something that more and more people know, so Chinese students studying abroad are in the eyes of many local gangsters."

Xiao Peng couldn't hear it with anger: "Is there any law on Nima? Does the police care about it?"

"Police? What do you let them do? Take car theft as an example. On average, every day, hundreds of cars are stolen in Los Angeles! Attention, there are hundreds! And hundreds of gangs here are all illegal. Activities, such as selling YIN, is illegal in California, but here, you can definitely find a **** in ten minutes. Casino? Find one in fifteen minutes. As for the big-ma shop, it’s better to say, everywhere Both."

Da-Ma is considered a drug. This is not a small controversy in the world. Because Da-Ma’s physical dependence is very small, it is only psychological. Therefore, Da-Ma is legal in many places, such as the Netherlands. Amsterdam. Different states have different regulations in the Star-Tangled country. Some states have illegal hemp, while others are legal. California is the state where hemp is legal.

"Emm, what you said scared me. I don't worry about it myself, but I want to ensure the safety of my children." Xiao Peng's eyes widened.

Eminem smiled: "If you are really scared, my goal will be achieved. In fact, Los Angeles is not that scary. There are too many fun places, such as Disneyland, Hollywood, Universal Studios, Hollywood Boulevard, Hollywood Open Air. Theaters, Little Tokyo, China City, Dolby Theater, China Theater, Los Angeles Art Museum. It’s enough for you to take your kids to play for a few days. Don’t worry, these places are safe."

Xiao Peng nodded: "Safety is good, this is the most important thing."

Eminem said: "In fact, if your children are not all foreign faces, I really suggest you go to Monterey. It used to be called Little Taipei, but now it is called Xiaodongbei. It is a paradise for food, just like your Chinese I often go to taste Chinese food with my friends.”

Xiao Peng was dumbfounded: "Are you telling me to run there to eat the authentic Chinese delicacies?"

Now it's Eminem's turn to clap his head again: "I forgot that you are the best cook."

Xiao Peng continued to ask, "Apart from the tourist attractions you mentioned, is the order in Los Angeles so bad?"

Eminem shook his head: "Not all. For example, the 626 block, 20 kilometers away from Los Angeles, is also considered a Chinese district, where half of the Chinese live, but the law and order there is very good. Many small Hollywood stars can't afford downtown Los Angeles. You will choose to live there because it is safe."

What else Xiao Peng wanted to say. Eminem suddenly opened the roof sunroof and leaned out. Opened his hands and shouted: "Xiao, welcome you to the free city, the rich man’s paradise, the legendary ‘sin city’! Los Angeles, I’m back!"

Xiao Peng covered his forehead, ashamed. . . . . .

Eminem, do you know that your daughter Haili knows it?