Godly Fisherman

After watching this farce, Xiao Peng bid farewell to Grandpa Ding and Grandpa Hong.

Grandpa Ding hurriedly said when Xiao Peng was about to leave, "Why are you walking in such a hurry? Stay here for a while. In the evening, I will organize some activities to be lively."

Xiao Peng shook his head and said, "The children will return home by plane tomorrow night. I want to take them to play more. I will visit the two elders again when I have time. Anyway, I will stay here for a while and will not leave immediately."

Grandpa Ding thought for a while: "In this case, I won't be forced to stay. We will come to Japan for a long time. But I will let Acan bring a few brothers with you. After all, you just offended the Vietnamese gang, so how many people protect you? ."

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "This is really unnecessary. Let's go to Santa Monica Beach. Isn't the security there very good?"

Grandpa Ding said: "Then let Acan drive you there. It's good if there is someone who is familiar with the road."

"Well, I already rented a car." Xiao Peng still wanted to refuse. Grandpa Ding said, "In Los Angeles, that's our place, why do we want to rent a car? Isn't this slapping us in the face? You let the car go back to the hotel. Just let A Chan be with you."

Xiao Peng is not easy to refuse: "Then trouble Grandpa Ding and Brother Can."

"It's easy to talk." Ding Lao waved his hand: "A Can, you go drive, take Xiaoyou Xiaoyou and them for fun today, take care of them."

Xiao Peng and others got into the car and left with the second elder. Old Hong asked Ding Lao, "What do you think of this young man?"

Old Ding shook his head: "I can't understand, I can't see through. Say he is a child, but he knows exactly what he wants and what he should do, but if he is an ordinary dude, then it is said. It doesn't work. What kind of dude can have such concentration and skill?"

Old Hong sighed: "We are still old..."

Ding Lao asked: "Is it true that, as he said, the matter of illegal immigration has been completely cleaned up?"

Old Hong smiled and said, "That's your business. Our Hongmen doesn't work in this industry. But I think that bathing center is really good. Wait for me to go back and study."

"You old fox!" Old Ding scolded with a smile, but he also started to think.

"Okay, then I will also go back to San Francisco. During Xiaoyou Xiaoyou's time in Los Angeles, you'd better take it seriously. I think he and A Can can speak well, so let A Canduo be with him and observe more by the way. Observe him." Grandpa Hong said.

Grandpa Ding waved his hand: "You don't need to teach me, old fox. Hurry up and go back to your San Francisco. I have to clean up those crooks, and dare to fool me."

If Xiao Peng knew what Ding Lao was going to do, he would mourn Yan Fang's group of people for three seconds. Do you think this is in China? Is it okay to lie to someone? This deceived the Hua Qing gang, who would lose their skin if they didn't die. . . . . .

Old Hong smiled and left. He seemed to be in a good mood. As soon as he got in the car, he said to the young man beside him: "Ade, when I go back, give me the list of people who came here by the waterway. I have An idea, see if we can implement it..."

Xiao Peng didn't know this. Instead, under the leadership of A Chan, he came to Santa Monica Beach, known as the most beautiful and safe beach in Los Angeles.

A Can parked the car and walked over, still cursing: "It's really dark here. It costs 15 dollars to park a car, which is enough for Lao Tzu's cigarettes for a week!"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "It's okay, I will reimburse all the money."

A Can said with a smile: "Brother Xiao, I'm just complaining. How can I ask for your money? But the parking fee at Santa Monica Beach is really too expensive. Who makes it more tourists."

When a few people were about to walk out of the parking lot, they saw a police car roaring towards him. Xiao Peng was taken aback. Did something provoke him again?

However, the police car whizzed past everyone. Xiao Peng turned his head and looked around. Several young people were leaning against a car and smoking marijuana. Should they be caught?

As a result, the police car continued to move forward and reached the parking lot, parked next to an aunt.

Xiao Peng was also curious, what happened? But the next scene also shocked Xiao Peng's chin: I saw that the aunt saw the police coming and waved her hand with the police. She lifted a big rock from the ground and turned her The car glass is broken! Then he opened the door, took a cat out of it, then put the cat on the ground and walked away. After the police witnessed all this, the police car turned around and left. The young people who smoked weed came up to watch the excitement, but the police didn't even look at them.

"What's going on here? No matter who smokes weed or who breaks the glass? Is the police here to watch the fun?" Xiao Peng asked Acan.

A Chan explained with a smile: "Brother Xiao, what you are talking about, whether it's smoking marijuana or smashing the glass of someone's car. The police really don't care about it."

"Huh?" Xiao Peng grew his mouth wide. "It doesn't matter, what do you want the police to do? Is it there to see?"

A Chan said: "In fact, marijuana is legal in California, so let alone smoking marijuana, maybe you can find the police to buy marijuana."

"Uh...what's the matter with smashing glass?" Xiao Peng continued to ask, smoking weed is not illegal, and smashing people's car glass should always be illegal, right?

A Can continued to explain: "The laws of the various states of the Star-Tangled Country are different. California is even more exotic. There are many peculiar laws. According to California law, if anyone sees a small animal locked in a car , You can smash the car glass after calling the police to rescue the animals inside, even if it’s the president’s car, you won’t be breaking the law after smashing it..."

Xiao Peng looked at A Can, with four big characters on his face: "Are you kidding me?"

A Can looked at Xiao Peng’s expression and couldn’t smile: “Brother Xiao, don’t think I’m joking with you. What I’m saying is true. In fact, this is only a common law in California law. There are even more weird bills in California law."

"What could be more weird than this?" Xiao Peng didn't believe A Can's words.

Acan replied: “The California state government has just issued a law requiring that by 2030, the methane gas produced by the bloating of dairy cows should be reduced by 40%.” Simply put, it is to let California dairy cows by 2030. 40% less fart. "

"How could there be such a law? Isn't this nonsense?" Xiao Peng looked at A Can with surprise. You control the world, can you control the cow **** and fart?

A Chan looked indifferent: "How could I lie to you with such a thing? You can Google it if you don't believe it."

Xiao Peng really didn't believe it. After taking out his mobile phone to Google, he was dumbfounded: The governor of California actually signed such a bill, the number is SB1383. Well, this number is indeed in line with the content of this bill, and it is really stupid.

Gina listened for a long time and interjected: "Then how can we control cows to reduce farting? There is no other way than to reduce the number of cows by 40%, right?"

A Can smiled: "Who said that we must reduce the number of cows? The wisdom of the people is endless! You should go to the dairy farms all over California to see. Now the cows of those dairy farms are carrying a backpack. Used to store their farts. Believe me, this is by no means a stupid idea, very practical."

After Xiao Peng heard this, he was stunned for a long time before he made a conclusion: "No wonder the crime rate in the Star-Tangled Nation is so high! This is not because people are not obeying the law, but the law here. It's so nonsense."

Xiao Peng and the others did not go to Santa Monica Beach, and the beach was not very attractive to a few people. After all, they lived by the sea. The first place Xiao Peng and everyone went to was the Santa Monica beach across the street. Monica Third Street. This is the most interesting place in Santa Monica Beach, where there are entertainers, shopping malls, gourmet restaurants. You can understand it as a pedestrian street full of foreigners.

If you want to buy famous brands, cosmetics, shoes and bags, this street can satisfy you.

However, Xiao Peng didn’t have any interest in shopping, so he asked Feng Jianting to take the children to go shopping, and he walked with A Can on the street. There were a large number of street performers: singing, dancing, acrobatics, and magic paintings. Yes, there is only what you can't think of. There is nothing you can't find here, and the standards are very high. If you put it in the country, you will be an "artist".

For example, this person in front of Xiao Peng is an Indian, shirtless wearing traditional Indian costumes: trousers are painted with animals and birds, and he wears a mask that looks like an evil spirit. On the top of the head is a crown of eagle feathers dyed with long eagle feathers.

Despite the development and progress of social civilization, Indians still wear eagle feather crowns on important occasions, appearing solemn and majestic.

The status of Indians in Star-Tangled Nation is very special. On the one hand, they enjoy good benefits. Many states implement preferential tax exemption policies for Indians, especially products such as tobacco and alcohol, which are purchased in online stores opened by American Indians. , It will be much cheaper because of less tax. And things like opening a casino in the reserved area are tax-free and legal. Here, I see those who smoke in the no-smoking area and have no one's attention, usually Indians.

Xiao Peng can also understand that, after all, you whites killed the Indians from 80 million to only 2 million, robbed others of their territory to build a country, and did not give them benefits for their descendants. That's not the same thing, right? I'm sorry to say that.

But even so, the overall income level of Indians is far lower than the average annual income level of the Star-Stripe Country. The poor part of the population is related to the low level of education.

But I have to say that the level of the Indian who plays the flute is still very good. A traditional folk song of the Star-Tiao Country "Song of the Eagles" played with a melodious flute, and a group of people nearby clapped and applauded.

Xiao Peng put down a ten-dollar bill and put it in the cash box next to him: "A Can, is there a cultural atmosphere here. Wouldn't these street performers grab a place to fight?"