Godly Fisherman

ps: Thanks to the book friend Lao Yang for passing by, Gigi's two or three things, Dongyang and Xuan, Chi Tianhu, Luo Bing Di Wei, cnbjxm, kxc84102, and the mouse fell in love with the tiger's monthly ticket reward! Old Yang Baixie.

It is said that the book friend ‘Lao Yang passed by once’, your name makes Lao Yang very embarrassed. . . . . .

Well, no matter what, in order to celebrate the book friend'Lao Yang's passing by once' as the new rudder master, we will add more today!

In fact, Xiao Peng still admires Shan Shangtao very much. She is **** like a heroine in a love action movie. She can hold her head up and have a proud face. When Xiao Peng saw him, the first thing he thought of was Liu Xlan. ? She was like this when she went to the execution ground, right?

"Xiao, what's the matter?" McAfee asked watching several people who were **** like rice dumplings were taken out of the boat. When everyone saw this scene, the first thing they thought was: Is Xiao Peng a member of the Chinese gang?

Xiao Peng smiled and replied: "It's okay, just break into a private house."

"Oh." Upon hearing this, all Xiao Peng's foreign friends didn't even look at it.

In the West, the “Castle Clause” derived from the European law of the Middle Ages is adopted for private homeowners: he is willing to act that a man’s house is his castle, and he has the right to use violence against intruders.

Of course, in today's Western countries, this "castle clause" is also restricted. If strictly required by law, the intruder will not only enter illegally, but also must be a violent intrusion to shoot the intruder. However, few people will abide by this clause. If you dare to come in, you dare to shoot you! In Florida, if you think someone is threatening you while walking on the road, you can shoot him directly. Not to mention breaking into private houses.

So don't talk about binding them into zongzi, even if these guys are already covered in blood, this is normal in their eyes.

"You are a nest of snakes and rats! This is Huaxia! You lackeys of capital-ownership and righteousness, believe it or not, I will make you inseparable from China!" Shan Shangtao scolded.

McAfee took the wine glass: "What does this guy say? Why does he look fierce? What does he do?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said in English: "He is threatening you to make you inseparable from China. Oh. I forgot to introduce to you, this is Shan Shangtao, who is the city-committee-book-note of Qindao. Oh. . It is equivalent to Bloomberg’s position in New York a few years ago."

"Mayor." McAfee suddenly realized.

Xiao Peng shook his head: "In China, the city-committee-shu-ji grew older than the city. At least at the administrative level."

McAfee shook his head: "I really don't understand this. I have been to China once, and there are so many officials and positions that I can't remember."

Xiao Peng smiled: "This is Huaxia. Besides, why do you remember them? Not all cats and dogs should be taken care of."

Seeing Xiao Peng and McAfee talking and laughing freely, ignoring himself at all, Shan Shangtao was furious. Secretary Wang was interpreting for him. When he understood the dialogue between Xiao Peng and McAfee, he was even more furious. He shouted directly: "You guys don't hurry up to untie me! This is Qindao! Here I have the final say."

Xiao Peng whitened Shan Shangtao with a look: "Secretary Shan, don't show your prestige, okay? This is my home. If it weren't for so many guests here now, I would just shoot you down, do you believe it?"

"Do you still have King Fa in your eyes?" Shan Shangtao stared and said, "I give you ten courage, I don't believe you dare to shoot me! What reason do you have?"

"Reason? Too many to go, privately breaking into homes, spying on national military secrets, planning to attack national leaders... Tsk tsk, these are enough for you." Xiao Peng smiled.

Yang Meng rolled his eyes and ran to the boat where Shan Shangtao and the others came, and ran back with a few kitchen knives: "Xiao Peng, this is their'weapons'! We have all the witnesses, and I can't get rid of it. "

Xiao Peng smiled at Shan Shangtao and said, "Look, you dare to bring this controlled knife, tusk, how brave you are!"

Shan Shangtao calmed down: "Are you planning to attack a national leader? You watch too much TV. As far as I know, you are just a pre-preparation-service-school-level officer. What kind of national leader? Huh? , Xiao Peng, I will put the words here today. You are completely offending me this time. I won’t play you to death. I don’t have a surname!” So ​​many people are on the scene, and Shan Shangtao really doesn’t believe Xiao Peng will want For his own life, Shan Shangtao swears from the bottom of his heart that as long as he returns to the city, Xiao Peng will die!

Xiao Peng looked nervous after hearing this: "Secretary Shan, you really want to play such a big game? Then tell me, how can you let me go?"

Shan Shangtao saw Xiao Peng like this, with a sneer on his face: "Huh, you also know that you are afraid? I am not afraid to tell you clearly that the Qindao Municipal Committee has passed a resolution at the meeting to recycle Qianliyan! I want to see, How can you toss without Qianliyan!"

"Secretary Shan, you have to know that Qianliyan is my private property. Wouldn't it be possible to recycle it if you recycle it?" Xiao Peng said.

Shan Shangtao coldly snorted: "As long as you exaggerate the economic value that Qianliyan can bring to the country, it's okay to say that the old stubbornness above is no problem. The people above all like face and political achievements. Qianliyan wants to keep it? That's a dream!"

After hearing Shan Shangtao's words, Xiao Peng first thought of a word: ‘boastful wind’.

Half a century ago, Huaxia experienced a period of time. In order to satisfy its leaders, all parts of the country falsely reported production. The most famous one is Xushui County, Hebei, which claims to harvest 1.2 billion catties a year! What's more ridiculous is that this 1.2 billion catties turned out to be the production standard, and all parts of the country must follow this standard. In the end, the catastrophe resulted in a large number of farmers starving to death. how? Is the current Chinese exaggeration resurgence? In order to flatter the leaders, they really don't have morals.

Xiao Peng lit a cigarette: "Secretary Shan, let's just know that people don't talk secretly, so you just say what you are doing against Qianliyan like this? Last time you were talking to the Sports Bureau and you wanted me It shouldn’t be your fundamental purpose to open Qianliyan, right? You know that Qianliyan can’t be opened. After all, there is a military jurisdiction sign. You should have other requirements for these conditions. Mengzi, hurry up Unbind Secretary Shan, you can see how you tied him up."

Yang Meng snorted coldly and untied the ropes of Shan Shangtao and his party.

Shan Shangtao glared at Yang Meng: "You wait for me! I'm never finished with you!"

After speaking, he sat beside Xiao Peng carelessly: "Boss Xiao is really a clever man, but how can he do such a silly thing? Okay, for your good attitude, I'll make my request. In fact, it's nothing. Anyway, I know that Boss Xiao is keen on charity and likes to contribute to his hometown, and didn't he make a lot of money when he went to the Stars and Stripes country this time? I hope Boss Xiao will make a fortune and make some contribution to his hometown."

Xiao Peng asked: "Then what shall I do?"

"Plant trees!" Shan Shangtao said.

"Plant a tree?" Xiao Peng wondered: "What are you planting trunks for? Greening? Our Qindao has a good greening!"

Shan Shangtao smiled triumphantly: "Boss Xiao is good at earning money, but when it comes to politics, you are too immature! In our China, various official evaluations, such as National Sanitary City, National Garden City, and National Forest City , National Eco-City, etc. As long as one of them is obtained, the officials in charge will have outstanding political achievements, and promotion can be expected!"

"It turns out that Secretary Shan was for promotion! There are many ways to promote, why bother to plant trees?" Xiao Peng handed Shan Shangtao a cigarette.

Looking at Xiao Peng’s bowing posture, Shan Shangtao became even more adept: “Of course there are many ways to get promoted. For example, if the local economy is prosperous, that’s the best achievement! Just like your deputy mayor Liu, no Is it because your economy is developing well that you were promoted to deputy mayor? But the economy of Qindao is already very good. It is difficult to increase significantly, and it is difficult and slow to achieve results! So in comparison, it is only when you get the comparison of those cities. It's a shortcut to promotion! I just climbed up from the county-level city step by step by planting trees! And, boss Xiao, don't worry, you can take out this money, it's not without gain! There are also many ways to talk about me! I dare not say, I can make you profit from it!"

Xiao Peng wondered: "How can this be profited? Xiaomou is ignorant and hopes that Secretary Shan will make it clear."

"You guy is really a businessman, but I like it." Shan Shangtao also forgot the unhappiness just now, and said triumphantly: "If you want to plant trees, naturally you can't plant small trees. Small trees are slow to see results and time is precious. I can’t wait. I want to plant big trees directly! Where do the big trees come from? We use small trees in the nearby mountain forests to exchange for big trees, and then the manpower and transportation costs for planting the trees are all profitable! I am not afraid Let me tell you, my brother-in-law runs a green company, and the oil and water here are huge."

Xiao Peng frowned and said, "Will anyone agree to a small tree for a big tree? Besides, major events like this must comply with the regulations on'public participation, expert credentials, risk assessment, legality review, and collective discussion'. , Can we just plant it like this?"

Shan Shangtao listened to Xiao Peng’s words and laughed loudly: “I’m the leader of our Qindao, I’ll forget about these things.” At this moment, Secretary Wang secretly poked Shan Shangtao, Shan Shang Tao was talking happily at this time and glared at Secretary Wang: "What are you poking at? Didn't you see that I was able to talk?"

Secretary Wang said bitterly, "Secretary Shan, stop talking."

Secretary Shan smiled and said: "Why can't I say it? I don't recognize what I say now, if I go out of this category! Do you expect these foreign devils to talk to domestic netizens? Just say that this is slandering them, our China! I turned the matter around! Besides, even if Boss Xiao recorded the recording, I am not afraid. I can stretch my arms over my thighs? Boss Xiao is a smart man and knows how to do things. Am I right? Boss Xiao!" Looking at Xiao Peng with a sullen expression.

Xiao Peng nodded: "Secretary Shan is right, please rest assured, Secretary Shan, I have absolutely no recording, I can't do such a stupid thing."

Secretary Shan patted Xiao Peng on the shoulder: "Boss Xiao is really a smart person. I'm not afraid to tell you straight. My brother-in-law runs a greening company. We want people and things, plus Boss Xiao’s money, we will take care of this, and we will wait for the government to report it back. This is a lot of income! The more we plant, the more we make."

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Secretary Shan is really amazing. In this way, you have earned both face and li. Exceptions are good."

Secretary Shan also laughed, "Shall we make a fortune together? How about it? How much do you plan to invest, boss Xiao?"

Xiao Peng did not answer his question, but turned around and raised his volume: "Grandpa Lu, Grandpa Sun, have you all heard it?"