Godly Fisherman

The Japanese people's love for tuna is more than ordinary people understand.

Every year 1/3 of the world’s tuna is caught by Japanese fishermen. In the words of the Japanese people: “90% of the world’s tuna happily enters the Japanese womb”. Although this is a bit exaggerated, it is still indispensable.

When Xiao Peng arrived at Tsukiji Fish Market, it was not yet two in the morning, but there were already many people waiting here. There are men and women in any country. After all, there are only 120 visits per day. If you are late, you won't be allowed to visit. During the peak tourist season, even less than two o'clock, 120 visits are filled.

Xiao Peng was in the line, and the market staff used a counter to count the number of people every once in a while. Before long, the staff came out, the queue was full, and people entered the waiting area of ​​the market. Xiao Peng followed in. Some staff handed Xiao Peng a vest and a guidebook. The vest is divided into two colors, green and blue. 120 people will visit in two batches. The first 60 people will visit 5:25-5:50, and the last 60 people will visit 5:50-6:15. Xiao Peng is the first batch and can occupy a good position in the divided observation area.

Although the waiting hall is indoor, Xiao Peng really feels that it is colder than outside because it is near the frozen tuna auction area and the temperature is colder than outside.

Seeing other people are very experienced, sitting on the floor with food and drinks, some take out books from their pockets to read, some brush their phones, and others just fall asleep. Xiao Peng found a corner against the wall and sat down, leaning against the corner and closing his eyes to rest.

"Excuse me, is there anyone here?" Not long after Xiao Peng closed his eyes, he heard a female voice asking himself in English. Xiao Peng opened his eyes and stood in front of two girls, speaking English but they were of yellow race. She was wearing a light down and wearing a ski hat. The other girl was wearing a khaki windbreaker with long hair fluttering. The two were looking at the empty seat beside Xiao Peng. Xiao Peng smiled and said in English: "No one, just sit down." Xiao Peng also couldn't tell whether this was a Chinese, a Japanese or a cosmetic Chinese. Seeing the color of the waistcoats on them, it was the 60 people who arrived later, Xiao Peng. It is the first 60 people.

Xiao Peng continued to close his eyes and rest his mind, but he heard the two little girls next to him begin to chat, speaking in Huaxia.

"That helper was really annoying just now, are all the Japanese men so shameless?"

"It's okay, they can't come in again. It's a long time before we finish watching the auction. They won't wait that long outside."

"I blame you, I have to watch the tuna auction. What's so good about the fish sellers."

"Didn't you also say you want to come? Why do you blame me now..."

"Okay, okay. You said who is from which country next to you, looks a little handsome." A girl looked at Xiao Peng and asked in a low voice.

The other girl looked at Xiao Peng: "It's not a Chinese or a plastic surgery Chinese."

"How did you know?"

"The Japanese people speak not so standard English..."

The Japanese people speak English and can tell jokes around the world.

It is said that there is no ridicule if there is no comparison. To objectively evaluate the English proficiency of the Japanese people, you have to use the data to speak. The TOEFL score of the Japanese country in 2015 ranked fifth among the 30 Asian countries and regions, only slightly higher than that of Afghanistan. Cambodia, Laos, and Tanzania. . . . . .

In terms of spoken language, the Japanese nation has been at the bottom for years. This bottom is not the bottom in Asia, but the bottom in the world.

There is a famous passage about the Japanese speaking in English: At a United Nations meeting, the representative of the Japanese country spoke. After a long chattering, the representative of the Stars and Stripes really couldn't stand it. He said to the representative of the Japanese: Can you speak English? The representative of the Japanese nation heard a puzzled answer: "I speak English..."

What's even more ironic is that the country has the highest ratio of English teachers in the world! The Japanese government, which is willing to spend money on education, began introducing foreign teachers in 1987. All public middle schools in the whole Japanese country have English teachers! But that's it, the English level of the country is still a scum.

In a word, only the Japanese people understand the English of the Japanese people.

Many people say that this is because the Japanese people disdain to learn English, and Xiao Peng sneers at this saying ------Doesn't pay much attention to foreign languages? Furnishings?

Xiao Peng couldn't help it anymore and opened his eyes and smiled: "Well, I'm really not a facelifter."

"Oh, you are also from Huaxia? Where are you from Huaxia?" the girl in the wool hat asked.

Xiao Peng introduced himself: "My name is Xiao Peng, from Qindao, how about you?"

"Yes, yes, we are all from Kyoto, my name is Cui Antong, I am from Ningdu, and her name is Zhang Shirou, from Qiantang, and we are college classmates. We are traveling together." The girl in the plush hat crackled like a bamboo tube and pours beans. .

Zhang Shirou poked Cui Antong to signal her to speak less. After all, when you are away from home, you must learn to protect yourself. If you can't meet people, Barabara will say everything.

Xiao Peng smiled and said nothing, after all, people must have a sense of self-protection. Zhang Shirou was right to do this.

But Cui Antong signaled that Zhang Shirou was fine: "Xiaorou, it's fine, Xiao Peng doesn't look like a bad guy."

When Xiao Peng heard it, he almost squirted: "Little sister, the bad guy doesn't say that he is a bad guy. You can't just make comments just by looking at the person's appearance. Brother, I will send you a sentence, you must remember it and treat it. The most cruel thing among Chinese people is the Chinese people themselves. More than half of the crimes committed against Chinese people in Tokyo were committed by the Chinese themselves."

Cui Antong blinked his eyes, thought for a long time, and pouted, "Seeing you are not as old as me, pretending to be a big brother."

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "I am already 25 years old. I must be older than a college student."

"Liar!" Cui Antong's eyes widened: "You think you are much younger than me."

"I can only say that I am young." Xiao Peng said. "You can't let me show you your passport."

Cui Antong smiled: "Well, I believe you, do you work in the country of Japan?"

"Oh? Why do you say that?" Xiao Peng puzzled.

Cui Antong smiled and said: "If you are a tourist, how can you wear such a formal dress? They also wear a full suit, which tourists would not wear."

Xiao Peng shrugged: "Well, you guessed it wrong, I'm actually a tourist. I just arrived in Tokyo yesterday. That's why I came here to visit."

"A lie." Cui Antong pouted and shook his head.

Xiao Peng laughed: Whatever you say. Just assume I am working here. Just now I heard you scold the Japanese people, what's the matter? "

Cui Antong replied: "Don't mention it. When we came just now, we ran into a group of Japanese gangsters who had to pester us. If we hadn't lined up here, it would really scare them."

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "This is the country of Wa, not China. It is not safe at night. You are not afraid of any danger if you go out in the early morning of China, but you are in the country of Wa, let alone the early morning. You must be careful when you walk on the road at 8 or 9 o'clock. . Not necessarily what you will encounter."

"We are here now, they won't come in, they should leave after we finish the tour." Cui Antong said.

Xiao Peng said: "It's okay, they will leave in a while. If you are afraid, you can go with me when the auction is over."

"Walk with you? You are in the first half and we are in the second half. How can we go with you?" Zhang Shirou, who had not spoken, also said.

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Just wait until the auction is over."

"Hey, it's your first time to come, and you still wait until the auction is over. Don't you know that you can only visit for 25 minutes at a time? And you can't go anywhere, only this small section can be visited!" Zhang Shirou said with a visitor guide . The visit guide is clearly written, the visit area is only a few tens of meters away, you can only walk along the prescribed route in the market, and take a look at the auction area. This is over.

Moreover, it is written in Chinese, English, and Japanese languages: Those who violate the rules of the venue, such as touching the goods without authorization, will be forced to leave the venue, that is, they can only watch, not touch, and the flash is not allowed to take pictures, because they are afraid of influence. Buyers' judgment on fish meat, in a word, is too much!

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "I don't believe that they will carry me out until the end of my visit."

Zhang Shi Judo: "Hey, if you want to make trouble here, you can say in advance, we can't be with you, we don't want to see the front page of the newspaper after returning to China is "Chinese Young People Making Trouble at the Tsukiji Fish Market." We still have to go to school. Don't make us recite a punishment or something."

Xiao Peng sighed and said, "If I am driven away, then today's auction will be fun. No one will drive me away."

"What are you bragging about, as if you opened the Tsukiji Fish Market." Zhang Shirou said disdainfully.

"Of course I didn't drive it, but I'm going to auction a fish here today." Xiao Peng told the truth.

Who knows that even Cui Antong doesn't believe it anymore: "Will you sit here if you want to auction fish? You will not find a suitable reason to cheat if you lie!"

Xiao Peng looked helpless: "No one believes the truth. Well, since you don't believe me, then I will sleep for a while. I still have the same sentence. If you want to finish the auction, you can find me."

"Cut, who knows where you went at that time." Zhang Shirou whispered.

Xiao Peng didn't explain, he leaned against the wall and squinted with his eyes closed.

It didn't take long for Xiao Peng to hear the whistle blowing. Xiao Peng opened his eyes and saw that it was 5:20. This was to organize the visitors to enter the venue.

5:30 is the starting time for the tuna auction mine to fail. Xiao Peng stood up and moved his legs and feet, and finally he could see this most famous tuna auction site with his own eyes!