Godly Fisherman

Lawyer Chen was curious: "Boss Xiao, why do you say that? Recently, I saw Ah San's actions were not small. He imported anti-tank missiles urgently and purchased ground attack aircraft. It seemed that he was making serious preparations. It’s a war."

Xiao Peng replied with a smile: "That is to frighten people. After so long, when has the Indo-Three Governments dared to respond to the confrontation directly? No! Indo-three is not afraid of war. After all, barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes. What they fear is that they won’t be able to end! The war is about to start, and I am afraid that Asan’s own backyard catches fire, the country will be torn apart. Therefore, this confrontation will make Indo-San even more uncomfortable than us."

"Torn apart? What does this mean?" Lu Ya didn't understand.

"The North-South contradiction." Xiao Peng said simply and terribly: "Plus the contradiction package left by the Eagle Nation’s colonial policy to India III: Pakistan and Bangladesh. These are added together, without China’s efforts, India III can make Just play it by yourself. So how do you support our compatriots? Support our compatriots. Indochina can't make much trouble."

Now even Lawyer Chen doesn't understand Xiao Peng's meaning: "Boss Xiao, why are you so sure?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "As long as Ah San is not stupid, he cannot let himself go to death. Many things in the world can be found in history. The current Yin San is like the Austro-Hungarian Empire back then. There are many sects and the contradictions are complicated. If there is a war, it will be wiped out."

Lu Ya asked, "Why do you say that?"

Xiao Peng said: “It’s true that India has 1.3 billion people. But the problem is that the dominant Hindustani is less than 50% of the country’s population. In addition, there are ten larger ethnic groups. The ethnic groups with a population of nearly 100 million basically have their own states. For example, the main road to the east of Asan is in the hands of West Bengal, and the main ethnic group in this state is the Bangladeshi. It is a strip away from the neighboring Bangladesh. Now West Bengal The riots made Ah San tickle all over and couldn't find lice."

Xiao Peng grabbed a chopstick and ate the meat, and continued: "This is not the most important thing. The most important Indo-three main ethnicity, Hindustan, only controls the Asan capital region and the other nine states. What is more serious is that, This Hindustan ethnic group is mainly distributed in the Ganges Plain, and the ten major ethnic minorities are distributed in the southern part of Asan and its coastal areas. This creates a contradiction between the inland and the coastal areas, and the state with ethnic minorities as the main body is the most developed state in Asan. Most of the three cities in India that we have heard of are controlled by ethnic minorities, such as Mumbai, Kolkata, and Bangalore. In this way, the dominant ethnic group lags behind the minority economically, but the dominant ethnic group is The country is at the helm. Isn’t this all contradictions? There are also the problems of Indo-Three’s caste system contradictions, regional armed organizations and other issues. If war really starts, then Indo-Three issues may break out at any time. Let’s not talk about it. Pakistan’s Batie has already been involved with Yinsan. If they really dare to take action against China, the four ancient civilizations will be one less... In summary, what should we do and help ourselves Compatriots, it’s right when you put it. Our country’s territory will always belong to our country. Do you think the current Huaxia is the Huaxia of the late Qing Dynasty? Ask Laomi, let them start a fight with Huaxia , Ask them if they dare?"

After listening to Xiao Peng’s analysis, Lawyer Chen kept nodding and pondered for a while. Lawyer Chen sighed: "Boss Xiao, what do you think they are doing. Now they themselves are too hard to get off the ground?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "In the final analysis, it is not because of the contradictions between the parties? Now that the A three People’s Party is in power, the traditional National Congress Party has been criticizing the People’s Party for being too weak. Well, in order to show that they are not weak, I can only push myself to a dead end. Okay, let’s not talk about the bad things. Let’s eat and drink well. Trust me, it’s okay."

After the happy ending, Lu Ya felt much better, and said disdainfully: "Yin San's current propaganda slogan is to conquer the imperial capital in one fell swoop, really bragging."

Xiao Peng shook his head: "Yin San is not the most bragging. In the international arena, there are more countries where they are bragging. Compared with those countries, Yin San is only a primary school student."

Lu Ya's eyes widened: "Is there anything better than Yinsan? You are not talking about plastic surgery country? I think these two countries have a fight."

"The country of plastic surgery is the root. In the great cause of'bringing bragging', the country of plastic surgery will at best compete with Ah San for second place. As for the first place, he can't even think about it!" Xiao Peng disdainfully said: "You heard Have you ever lived in Gambia? That is undoubtedly No. 1 in the world."

Lu Ya shook her head in confusion: "It sounds like the name of an African country, but I know Zambia, Libya, Namibia, Liberia, Ethiopia, but I don't know Gambia."

Xiao Peng said: "Gambia is the smallest country in Africa. It is surrounded by Senegal on three sides on the West Bank of Africa. The country has an area of ​​only more than 10,000 square kilometers, a population of 2 million, and the total army of the country is 1,000."

"How can such a small country blow?" Lu Ya asked curiously.

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "The president of this country is called Jame. This person is also a capable man. At the age of 26, he launched a military coup and became the top leader of the Gambia. He became the youngest head of state in the world, and he successfully'campaigned.' To this day, he is still the highest leader of the Gambia. To say that the most arrogant and bragging head of state in the world today is none other than him!"

Attorney Chen became curious after hearing this: "How do you say this?"

Xiao Peng replied: "I have said that Huaxia should be better to Baodao, otherwise he will take a thousand black stalks to destroy China. Be careful."

"Huh?" Lawyer Chen and Lu Ya were dumbfounded together. Did the black shochu wipe out China before? What international joke is this? Really use China as a big garlic? I'll go, I don't need to send an army to deal with a thousand people, just go to a city management brigade and destroy them all!

Xiao Peng continued: "Do you think this is the first time for him? NO! It's good for China, after all, one thousand people will be sent! People once said that it will take three days to conquer the bear country, sweep Europe, and conquer the entire North America. ! When I visited the Star-Spangled Nation, I directly educate Ooguanhai, saying that your Star-Spangled Nation’s military concept is too backward and you want to learn from our Gambia. He also said that the Gambia country wants to go abroad and participate in global security affairs, which scared Ooguanhai. He directly lowered his relationship with Gambia and stopped playing with him. Later, he ran to Baodao and said that he would assist Baodao in completing its full military occupation of China within 24 hours. Of course, Baodao should give them some first. Money to train the army, a mouth costs 30 million US dollars. Treasure Island is not stupid, 30 million? Dreaming? Quickly give a small amount of money to finish the calculation. The result may be that this little money is a little bit too small, and I can’t let Jia Mei was satisfied. In the second year after taking the money, he broke off diplomatic relations with Taiwan Island, saying that it would take three hours to capture Baodao. Moreover, after he broke off diplomatic relations with Baodao, he did not establish diplomatic relations with Huaxia! He was the only one in the world at that time. A country that does not establish diplomatic relations with Treasure Island nor with China - people still want to invade China! You say he is fierce, right?"

Listening to Xiao Peng's words, Lu Ya was stunned. Without holding his chopsticks, Lu Ya fell on the table: "Xiao Peng, are you telling us a joke?"

"Take you? Do you think I was joking with you? Classmate Jia Mei is not only majestic in the world, but also a godlike presence in their country. They treat AIDS on Mondays and Thursdays, and treat asthma on Fridays and Saturdays. All patients are You have to queue up for treatment! And all the patients said that as soon as Jia Mei took the medicine and got rid of the disease, I would ask you, “I’m not a bull!” Compared with him, three are considered hairy? "Xiao Peng made a final conclusion.

Lu Ya covered her face: "Isn't this a magic stick?"

Xiao Peng smiled and nodded: "It's a pity that the cowhide is useless no matter how big it is. Later, he went to Huaxia, crying and yelling to establish diplomatic relations with us. After all, in Africa, if you want to have a better life, you have to Cooperating with China, this is not it, China has just invested another 60 billion US dollars in infrastructure construction there. Tsk tsk, big money!"

Lu Ya didn't understand and asked: "Our country itself needs to build in many places. Isn't it better to use the 60 billion US dollars on its own? What is it for Africa?"

Xiao Peng glanced at Attorney Chen: "Attorney Chen, you should understand such a simple truth. Explain to this fool!"

Lu Ya gave Xiao Peng a white look: "Who are you stupid?"

Lawyer Chen smiled and said, "Lu Ya, what do you say about this? In fact, it is our country that really benefits from the $60 billion."

Lu Ya puzzled: "Why do you say that?"

Lawyer Chen explained: “The problem is very simple. The money is used for infrastructure in Africa. First of all, the problem of a large amount of idle labor and excess raw materials in China is solved. The employees of the enterprises who go to the infrastructure are all our own people. The materials are also produced by oneself, which is equivalent to paying for yourself. Then the infrastructure of those countries in Africa is in China's hands, which means that China is in control of their economic development. Moreover, these countries owe China a lot of funds, and it will be indispensable in the future. The Chinese people go there to engage in economic and trade. How big is the entire Africa? They are poorer, but being poor means that the market has a brighter future! To put it bluntly, this is the country's investment!? 60 billion is invested now, and 600 billion may be brought back in the future And not only can it bring money, but it can also enhance China's international status, especially in Africa. Now, besides Swaziland, which country in Africa is not welcoming China to invest with drums and gongs? Now People are not stupid. In the early days, those African countries wanted assistance everywhere, but now they have recovered. Only if they build their own country can sustainable development be the long-term solution! Who do you want to build? You must find China! How about! What do you think of sixty billion dollars now?"

"Well, not much..."