Godly Fisherman

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Simpson rolled his eyes and ran away suddenly. His action stunned everyone, and Xiao Peng was also stunned: "Hey, Dirty Braid, is this the spirit of the Star-Spangled Nation you said? It turns out that you just run away if you can't match it?"

Dirty Braid Hall was also taken aback, and shouted: "Simpson! What are you going to do? Hey, aren't you going to lose all our faces?"

It turns out that everyone thinks too much. Simpson ran away faster and came back faster!

I saw him rushing back holding the skateboard that Kandi lost to him. Put the skateboard directly to Candi, and then ignore Candi, ran to Xiao Peng, with an extra bag in his hand, and took out a roll of money from the bag. Well, it looks so thick, but Both are for twenty-five dollars. Look at the thickness of almost a thousand meters of gold.

Simpson put the money in Xiao Peng's hands, and then knelt down directly to Xiao Peng: "Huaxia people are all like this, right? Liger! Accept my apprentice!"

Before Xiao Peng could answer, Candi had already ran over: "Xiete! If you want to be a teacher, you need me to be a teacher!" After that, he knelt down.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Peng looked at these two people silently, and looked at the posture as if there were a group of people about to kneel. This Nima was funny.

Simpson said sternly: "Ligger, I have really learned about Chinese culture. Don't you Chinese people say, "Essence-where the worm is the chicken poop", do you have to kneel down when you apprehend it?"

After hearing Simpson's words, Xiao Peng wanted to do one thing most: to choke someone who taught him the so-called Chinese culture!

What kind of mess is this Nima?

Xiao Peng's mind has been in a short-circuit state.

This is so good that the "sincere to the gold and the stone are open" has become "the essence-the insect is to the chicken poop". This means that you like to explode the chrysanthemum of the young lady?

Xiao Peng hurriedly waved his hand: "Hey, you are mistaken, I have no time to waste time with you! My journey has just begun, and it is impossible to stay here."

After hearing Xiao Peng's words, Simpson and Candi whispered a few words and said, "Master, you also need money for this journey, right? I know a place where you can earn money on the journey."

How could Xiao Peng be short of money? But thinking about what he said is right, he doesn't want to use his bank card along the way. Isn't it more interesting to work along the way to earn some money?

Xiao Peng frowned and looked at Simpson: "You get up first. First, tell you that I won't stay here to teach you surfing, so you will die. Besides, you don't mean that I will follow you. People surf duel? If I didn’t want to get back the surfboard for Candi, I wouldn’t have duel with you."

Simpson said, "No, no, master, do you know ‘Mavericks’?"

Xiao Peng was taken aback: "Are you talking about the Dallas Mavericks?"

The English name of the NBA Dallas Mavericks of ‘Mavericks’-----oh, now their Chinese name is called ‘Lone Traveler’, but the English name is still ‘Mavericks’.

This word has two meanings in English, one is the unbranded calf, and the other is the unconventional and unconventional person.

Simpson raised his voice: "Master, it's Mavericks Beach in San Francisco! A famous surfing mecca! It's less than five kilometers away from here, on the back of Half Moon Bay. Don't a master like you know ‘Mavericks’?"

Xiao Peng shook his head awkwardly: "I don't know this. I rarely surf, but I played it at home a few times."

He was telling the truth, but after Simpson and others heard it, it didn't mean anything. Oh, how many times have you played this level? Isn't it too pretend? You can die if you don't hit us!

Simpson gave a dry cough: "Master, Mavericks and Tahiti and Oahu, Hawaii are all surfing mecca. It is also one of the best surfing locations in California."

Xiao Peng asked, "Isn’t Huntington Beach in Orange County, Los Angeles, the best place for surfing in California?"

Huntington Beach is a famous place in California. It has nearly ten miles of sandy beaches and mild weather. It is a place suitable for surfing all year round, so it is called the "Surf City", and almost all businesses are there. Related to surfing, it is a beach that serves surfing thoroughly.

I don’t know that Simpson said with disdain after hearing it: “It’s a place where mothers can go to play. The real surfer must go to'Mavericks'. It’s called surfing. Don’t look at it and it’s only a Cape of Moon Bay. , But due to its unusual rock structure under the water, the big waves over there can reach 6 or 7 meters, and the highest can reach 21 meters! Every winter, when there are many waves, there will be "Mavericks" World Surfing The competition is a top-level event that only world-class surfers will be invited to participate in!"

"Then since it's so good, why don't you go surfing there?" Xiao Peng asked his own question.

He didn't know that when he heard Xiao Peng's question, Simpson looked embarrassed, looked around, but didn't answer.

Xiao Peng shrugged, "Well, I hope you have a good time, I should embark on the journey."

"Oh, Shet!" Simpson hurriedly stopped Xiao Peng: "Well, master, we were actually driven out."

When Xiao Peng heard this, he became interested: "I was kicked out? What is going on?"

Simpson sighed and said, "In fact, we are all from Oregon. We came here to surf."

When Xiao Peng heard this, he was puzzled: "Isn't Oregon's Onyx Coast also a good place for surfing? Why are you here to surf?"

Eminem once said that Oregon’s Onyx Coast is a good surfing spot, and sometimes Eminem will take her daughter there on vacation-the summer there is much more comfortable than the summer in Los Angeles!

Hearing Xiao Peng's words, Simpson's answer was wonderful: "Because we are from Oregon! Besides, we are from there."

Xiao Peng suddenly realized after hearing this, and he began to understand why Simpson and the others came here to surf.

Although Oregon and California are neighbors, they definitely don’t deal with each other. California is one of the most economically economical states in the star-stripe country, and Oregon is one of the most economically depressed states in this country. Apart from Portland, there seems to be nothing too famous. city ​​of.

This situation is also related to the character of Oregonians.

Although Oregon is close to California and is on the coast, the Oregonians admire nature very much, so there is no large-scale industry in the state. If you say Oregonians are lazy or contented, you will see that many people prefer to live in the mountains and streams. , He is unwilling to drill into the city, and Oregon has a lot of rain and forests, mainly forestry. Since the economic crisis, the world's demand for wood has decreased, and many large forest farms in Oregon have closed down, aggravating the economic recession.

But there is no doubt that if Chinese tourists want to go shopping in Stars and Stripes, Oregon is undoubtedly the most suitable state.

This is because in Oregon, there is no consumption tax at all! There are only three states in the Star-Spangled State that are completely exempt from consumption tax. Oregon is one of them. In Oregon, personal income taxes are higher than other states, so the consumption tax is banned.

Oregon is also the "striptease bar capital" of the Stars and Stripes. It is the highest in the Stars and Stripes in terms of the number of strips and per capita, and several streets out of Las Vegas.

Since Oregon adopted its own autonomous constitution in 1859, the Oregon Supreme Court has vigorously defended the freedom of speech and deeds, which also includes any form of freedom --- including the **** industry.

Since then, striptease bars have become popular. And there are various types, only you can't think of, there is no one to find here. Here you can sing karaoke while watching striptease while betting on Texas Hold'em while watching striptease, watching zombies dancing striptease, eating steak, watching striptease. . . . . .

Anyway, one thing is for sure-Oregonians hate Californians.

When you arrive in Oregon, you can say where you are from, just don't say you are Californian. Otherwise, people will shake their faces in minutes!

So the Simpsons and the others came here to surf the purpose, then they are ready to come out: they want to come to hit the ground.

Recall that he was kicked out of "Mavericks" as he said just now. No need to ask, it must have been pretending to be overwhelming.

"Master, as long as you help us out of this bad breath, I will... I will..." Simpson said for a long time and couldn't tell. Although he is well-known in the surfing industry and runs a surfing equipment shop in his hometown, his income is not as high as expected. Who makes Oregon one of the states with the highest personal income tax in the United States? Just took out a thousand meters of gold, it has been enough for him to have a long time. Simpson looked at Little Dirty Hall with a look of help, hoping that he could help himself think of a way.

Hall saw Simpson's eyes asking for help, he was also very weak.

Hall set up a small surfing enthusiast video website, published surfing videos, and sold some surfing equipment at the same time, it was not much money, but he rolled his eyes and thought of a way: "Master, here I have a way to make you famous I am a surfing website. I post your video on the site. It will definitely arouse a lot of people's ideas. We have a good relationship with the surfing equipment company. You will earn a lot of endorsement fees if you endorse them with such a high technology. of."

Xiao Peng is speechless, he still wants to see more scenery, how can he have time to endorse him? Thinking of this, he shook his head: "I'm not interested. If I want to be famous, I will post a video soon?"

Candi said at this time: "Xiao, if you can beat them, I will give you the car. You can't live without a car during the journey, right?"

Xiao Peng was taken aback and looked at Candi. He and Simpson should be right?

Kandy looked at Xiao Peng and solved his doubts in his heart: "I am also from Oregon. To resolve internal conflicts internally, we must unite externally."

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "You haven't said what you want me to do?"

Candi looked at Simpson, and Simpson explained: "In'Mavericks', only teams that prove their ability can surf there. We failed to prove our ability, so we were kicked out."

"How to prove?" Xiao Peng asked.

Simpson looked embarrassed, and he held back for a long time and said: "Yes...Yes...Surf duel."

Xiao Peng was speechless: "Didn't you say it wasn't a surf duel?"

Simpson hurriedly explained: "No, master, this is not a gambling, it is purely a competition between friends. There is a team called'Megamouth', and all of them are masters. Only when they get their approval, You can continue surfing there. And the way to get their approval is surf duel. We ran from Oregon so far, but not for surfing in such a place. If that is the case, we also have a place to surf in Oregon, why run Where are you here???"

"Your surfing skills are not bad, how could you be kicked out?" Xiao Peng asked.

Simpson said stiffly: "The waves there are too big and we are not used to it. If we adapt to the wind and waves there for a few days, we will not be worse than them."

Xiao Peng said this to bury him. Simpson used a soft board. At first glance, he was a master among ordinary people. Compared with the real masters, there was still a gap.

Candie also said: "Xiao, for God's sake, help us, just go back to Oregon, then we will be ashamed."

"Master, I will upload your video now to promote it to you." It was Dirty Braid Hall who spoke.

Xiao Peng listened to him and thought about it for a while: "Well, it's not impossible for me to compare once, but I have a request."

Candi directly took out his car key and prepared to hand it to Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "You should keep your car for yourself, I don't need it. This is not my requirement."

Candi was stunned: "Xiao, then what is your request? Cash?"

Xiao Peng was speechless, and said to Hall: "You have deleted the video you just shot and you are not allowed to upload it."

"Huh?" Hall was stunned. "Master, you will be famous and make a lot of money when this video is posted."

Xiao Peng spread his hands: "I don't want to be famous at all."

He was afraid that if this video caused a sensation and let friends from the Stars and Stripes know that he was coming, his trip to the Stars and Stripes would be meaningless.

Hall still didn't give up: "Master, there will be people recording videos over there. What should I do?"

Xiao Peng smiled slightly and took out a sunscreen face towel from his backpack and put it on his head: "It's done, that's okay, you quickly delete it, or I won't go."

When Hall heard this, he murmured, but he deleted Xiao Peng's surfing video. Simpson hurriedly asked, "Master, what else do you want?"

"This one is enough." Xiao Peng said. "Let's go quickly, I finished my morning journey early."