Godly Fisherman

Early on Sunday morning, Xiao Peng and others got up early. They were unreliable and agreed to go to the church if they had to go. If they didn't go, Priest Aaron ran to the hotel early in the morning to pick them up.

But as soon as I left the Fairmont Hotel, Xiao Peng and others were dumbfounded: Where did so many people come from? There are people on both sides of the road. A large number of police officers are here to maintain order. There are state police, FBI, and county police. Otherwise, there will be so many police officers.

"Priest Aaron, what is going on?" Xiao Peng puzzled.

Priest Aaron said with a strong smile: "When you came back that day, I told everyone that you would bless you on Sunday. As a result, not only Phoenix, but also many people came here. I heard that some people came here from Alaska."

Xiao Peng whispered, "I'm going. Pope Francis didn't seem to welcome him so much when he came, right?"

Priest Aaron explained in a low voice: "Who wants you to fight against evil forces and save lives as a hero?"

Xiao Peng: "..."

However, Xiao Peng has really experienced the talent of Star Stripe people who love to join in the fun. There are devout believers in the team, and there are slogans holding slogans, uh, the slogan says, ‘Vini, I am happy to leave you. ’Is this a demonstration with my ex-girlfriend? Still standing to take a picture of COSPLA lovers, from Iron Man to Spiderman a series of superheroes, there is still an empty place in the middle, with a sign: Demolition Man. Uh, is this a fan of Yang Meng?

The group did not take a car, so they walked to the church. The costumes for the two of them were already prepared. Xiao Peng was the robe of the Eastern Church priest and Yang Meng was the robe of the Tiangong priest. The robes of the two denominations can be distinguished at a glance, and the Orthodox one is more gorgeous. This is the result of negotiations between Francis and Patriarch Kiri, one for each person. After all, the two were canonized by two sects at the same time. At this time, two sects must also be represented.

Xiao Peng wore the Eastern Church robe not because it was gorgeous, but because he was afraid of trouble. After all, there are almost all Catholics here, so go to Yang Meng instead of me.

Facts have proved that Xiao Peng thinks too much. It is not only Catholics who come here, but also Eastern Orthodox and Judaism people. Who made Samuel and Samson the characters in the Bible? As long as it is a religion that reads the Bible, they are all coming to join in the fun. Xiao Peng and the two stood in the church like two sacred sticks. When someone walked in front of them, they put their hands on each other's heads: "God bless you." It's also simple and easy. ,but. . . . . . There are too many people! Annoying to death.

Hey, who gives himself this level of identity? What needs to be done is still to be done, just stick to it. At any rate, it's not like the Russian Kamchatka side, which specifically targets the crotch of the two. The believers here are still very qualified. At most, a few old ladies hugged the two to give a face-to-face gift, and they haven't met the female gangster.

However, there is a Murphy theorem in psychology. The general idea is that if you are worried that a certain situation will happen, it is more likely to happen. If you change to Huaxia dialect, that is: what should come will always come.

In front of Xiao Peng's eyes stood a girl with a large body, and she had quickly gathered her hands on Xiao Peng's little brother.

Xiao Peng looked at the person in front of him and whispered, "Jin, what are you doing nonsense?" The person who came was surprisingly Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian smiled slightly: "I want to have a baby with Kanye recently."

"Puff." He became Guanyin for sending children again? Xiao Peng looked at the long line at the back: "Jin, don't make trouble, I'm doing business, you go to the Fairmont Hotel to wait for me, and wait for me when we are done."

Kim Kardashian said bitterly: "I had been in when I was able to get in. Now no one can get in at the Fairmont Hotel. The FBI at the door is like a mad dog. The governor didn't get in yesterday. I called you on countless mobile phones. No, is your phone number a display?"

"Uh, I didn't bring my mobile phone with Huaxia." This time he went out, Xiao Peng accepted Yang Meng's suggestion and threw the mobile phone at home.

"It's reasonable for you not to bring your mobile phone? Haven't you thought about your friends coming to you?"

Xiao Peng was speechless, and said to the FBI agent standing beside him: "Take my friend to the Fairmont Hotel."

"But..." FBI agent wanted to reject Xiao Peng, Xiao Peng said directly: "If you refuse to take, I will take them in by myself. You will explain the situation for me and tell them why I am. I can’t continue to bless everyone."

When the FBI agent heard this, his face turned pale, I shit, there was such a long line outside, because of his own sake, the ceremony ended? Will they swallow themselves alive? The FBI hurriedly whispered a few words to the headset, and an FBI agent walked in and led Kim Kardashian away.

The reporters who were stalking outside now had their eyes lightened. Kim Kardashian was taken away? According to the follow-up reporter, he actually went to the hotel where Samuel and Samson stayed? This Nima is big news! There has been a high level of martial law these days, and no one can enter.

But they were not excited for five minutes, because someone was taken to the Fairmont Hotel one by one by the FBI: Bloomberg, Eminem, JA-Z, John McAfee, Kenneth Chernault of American Express , Zhuo Dan Deng, Gigi Hadid, Carly Klaus, Kendall Jenner and many other supermodels, and even Ivanka Apu and so on.

Seeing them being taken away by the FBI one by one, the reporters were stunned: Damn, the Chinese people's social circle is too wide, right? How to report this time?

‘The story Samuel and Kim had to tell? If it’s true, it’s okay. If it’s fake, people will smash the door of the newspaper in minutes. Can high-ranking religious slanders casually?

Yes, let's report honestly. By the way, when will this report be followed up? There are too many believers in the queue, right?

Well, not only reporters want to ask this question, Xiao Peng also wants to know the answer. He really underestimated the enthusiasm of the people of the Star-Spangled Nation. He did not know that although the Star-Spangled Nation was a religious power, the last time the Pope visited the Star-Spangled Nation was Francis' visit to the United States in 2015. And Xiao Peng, as the high priests canonized by Francis, represented the Holy See.

To put it ugly, Apu didn't come to receive the two in person, which was already negligent.

Xiao Peng could have imagined that someone would definitely criticize Apu in the newspaper tomorrow. This time he should say that he does not respect faith.

However, Xiao Peng didn't think Apu would have any reaction. He was scolded all day long. The pig was already dead and was not afraid of boiling water.

Even Xiao Peng, his reason for dealing with the media, has thought about it for him: Didn't you see that my daughter went there? Still not sincere?

Tsk tusk, Xing Tiao Guozheng-zhi speech has always been that simple.

Xiao Peng finally finished the blessing ceremony and finally returned to the hotel. Everyone had been waiting here for a long time.

What is annoying is that everyone shouts that they are hungry and hungry. Well, the culprit is Eminem. A few people chatted while waiting for Xiao Peng together. As Eminem who has been to Qianliyan, I naturally introduced Xiao Peng’s Qianliyan. Get up, the animals there, the scenery there, the most important thing is Xiao Peng's cooking skills. At this time, everyone is envious. Qianliyan can't go now. It's always okay to let Xiao Peng cook? So everyone had a good discussion, and when they saw Xiao Peng, they shouted hungry first, not if Xiao Peng was a chef.

Xiao Peng also gave face, and he really made a big meal for everyone. He also wanted to see how embarrassing this group of people would be with chopsticks, the result. . . . . . Everyone can use chopsticks!

This surprised Xiao Peng ------ Chinese food is so popular!

Everyone was eating and chatting. After all, everyone was curious about what happened along the way. Xiao Peng also directly told everyone what happened along the way, and also showed everyone the Fabergé egg and victory medal. Make everyone's eyes hot.

The triumphant Xiao Peng couldn't help himself anymore, so he directly talked about what happened later. Of course, he didn't say anything about witchcraft, but only said that he had lived with Xiao Mi Badger in the desert for a month.

But when he uttered the final agreement with Mrs. Sean, it caused a lot of heated discussions. . . . . .

"That Mrs. Sean is so powerful. The biggest reason for the couple's breakup is that it's a different place, or it's ED (impotence-dysfunction), which is a higher level of beating a mandarin duck." It was Eminem who spoke.

"I can prove that Xiao is not ED..." Zhuo Dandeng was speaking. Then a few beautiful women next to them raised their hands together: "We can also prove..."

Xiao Peng directly covered his forehead. You are all goddesses. Will you let yourself go? Would you like to share your feelings about **** with me? He also regretted why he told them the story of his own way? This is a chance for them to tease themselves.

Wang Hu quietly poked Yang Meng on the side: "Fuck, brother Mengzi, our boss is also fierce, right? This is a group of beauties! What kind of charm is this! But is he physically weak?"

Yang Meng looked at Wang Hu and said with a smile: "I don't know if he can eat or not, but now I just want to know how he will spend this evening..."

Pan Peiyu said, "I only know that Boss Xiao is rich and has energy in China. I didn't expect to know so many great people in Stars and Stripes."

Di Wei just ran over: "Hey, I saw Gigi Hadid's boyfriend outside just now, and the FBI stopped him. Does Mr. Xiao make it clear that he is going to be green?"

After listening, Yang Meng and others looked at Yingying Yanyan who was around Xiao Peng and nodded together.

"These foreign girls are fierce, Xiao Peng's mouth is good, let him eat it by himself." Yang Meng came to a conclusion, and suddenly he burst into laughter. Pan Peiyu and others looked at him with an unknown appearance.

"Brother Mengzi, what is so happy?"

Yang Meng said triumphantly: "Xiao Peng told the outsiders that I was a professional repairer of worn-out shoes. Now, look, if I am a professional repairer of worn-out shoes, he is the next door professional. He is not as good as me !"

"Um... It really makes sense!"