Golden Assistant

Speaking of Lu Zhou, starting from Lu Zhou's debut, it can be said for three days that this powerful and idol double top male **** has been the superb sweeping all media channels such as Tianya, Weibo, NetEase and so on in recent years. Actor. From the age of 25 when he took the first drama and got a big box office explosion, Lu Zhou immediately won the favor of millions of girls.

There are few TV shows in Lu Zhou’s performances, and even in the thunder of the film and television market, he successfully managed to turn the tide and rescued a TV station on the verge of collapse with a ratings of 2.3, just like Infernal Affairs, injecting TV dramas in mainland China. An effective cardiotonic agent. His sweet relationship with his girlfriend Zhang Xinran is also a model of the golden boy and girl in the entertainment industry, and is the super life winner of a double harvest of career love. Because of this, many people are full of envy, jealousy and hatred for Lu Zhou’s achievements at a young age. They often carry out various personal attacks on him online, alluding to the producer’s first movie. Unspoken rules, and later rely on Zhang Xinran's thighs, received many good plays as the male number one.

Of course, the three words of soft rice can't be mentioned, not only these three words, the keywords "soft rice" or "soft" and so on, as well as everything that is intentional or unintentional, relying on men for women. Including but not limited to a series of synonyms or synonyms such as thighs, support, unspoken rules, innuendo, etc., can not be mentioned. The rest of the sensitive content such as "shang", "being on" and other vulgar words, any man-male-male relationship can not be mentioned.

"I see." Xiao Yi nodded seriously.

Vice President Lin held the steering wheel while training Xiao Yi, and said: "Lu Zhou minds personal hygiene, and in front of him, you can't refute anything he said, especially don't teach him anything, okay? "

"I know." Xiao Yi said.

"Did you often get a girlfriend..." Vice President Lin glanced at Xiao Yi.

"It's tears when I talk too much," Xiao Yi said helplessly. "It's okay to be scolded, it doesn't matter, I won't resist."

Vice President Lin patted his shoulder and said, "You are qualified for this job, I am optimistic about you."

Xiao Yi asked: "Did Lu Zhou drive away many assistants?"

Vice President Lin glanced at Xiao Yi with regret. Xiao Yi originally wanted Lu Zhou to ask for a signature, or if his girlfriend knew that he was working as an assistant to Lu Zhou, they might have a chance to have a compound. But now it seems that most of the time there is no drama, autograph...Let's look at luck later.

Vice President Lin stopped the car in front of a villa. The community guards were strict. Vice President Lin said: "I will let the property give you an access card later. Now I will take you to Lu Zhou's house."

"He expressed his opinion on any artist." Vice President Lin rolled down the window and drove the car into the community. He added, "You better not show your love for that artist, especially not to praise his competitors, not to show Out which star you like, even if the star is his friend, okay?"

"Understood." Xiao Yi said.

Vice President Lin parked the car in the garage, opened the door, and took Xiao Yi in. Xiao Yi was shocked on the spot.

"Someone will clean it every day." Vice President Lin said, "You don't have to worry about these."

Xiao Yi's shoes are all gray, take off your shoes carefully, and stand on the wooden floor, Vice President Lin said: "Lu Zhou will do whatever you want, and you will do what you want. When you are not called, don't be particularly attentive. When he calls you, he will be there as soon as possible."

"Good." Xiao Yi replied.

"I didn't arrive in time." Vice President Lin said, "Don't say, for example, if you don't hear something like that, pretend to be pitiful and say that you fell on the floor, he won't blame you."

Xiao Yi nodded.

Lu Zhou's home has three floors. The first floor is the living room, kitchen, dining room and a large garden outside. The second floor is a slip room, and the third floor is a slip room.

In addition, there is a large basement.

There was an unfinished map on the table. Vice President Lin was obviously a little worried about whether Xiao Yi could manage this difficult task. Xiao Yi seemed to have made up his mind and said, "I will do it well."

"Don't be nervous." Vice President Lin said, "Mr. Du will introduce you to Lu Zhou at night. Later, I will take you to buy clothes, and the company will reimburse you."

Xiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief, took a bath that day, and changed his clothes. He was originally tall, 178, which happened to be shorter than Biluo Zhou, but not too short. The appearance was also very handsome, which happened to be more handsome than the general assistant. , But it’s not as handsome as Lu Zhou, and won’t steal his thunder in the safe area.

In short, Xiao Yi looked in the mirror and knew why Du Mei was willing to give him this job. Whether it was from appearance or personality, he was very suitable. Now, he is full of self-confidence to be scolded and took the first step in a new life. step.

That night, Du Mei arranged Xiao Yi and Lu Zhou to meet at Wujing Wutong. Xiao Yi was so nervous that his stomach hurt, and he just couldn’t stop thinking about going to the toilet.

Du Meiman casually held the phone and dragged it, saying casually: "Don't be afraid, this man Lu Zhou, the knife mouth tofu heart, people are very good, as long as you touch his temper, it is actually easy to get along. Everyone likes him very much. "

Xiao Yi did not dare to say that he had seen the male **** in the toilet once, and he was scared and peeed him, but he nodded. Who is hesitant about, he must have driven the assistants one by one, The squid, which has been fired and does not know how many people, now has no assistant to turn to himself.

When Lu Zhou came, Xiao Yi immediately sat up with conditioned reflexes. When he was about to get up, Du Mei held him with one hand and said to Lu Zhou: "Why is he late again? How many times have I told you."

"Traffic jam on the road-I don't want to be okay." Lu Zhou sat angrily, took off his sunglasses, and said, "I thought you were in the company...how are you?"

Xiao Yi suddenly looked at Lu Zhou.

No matter how he imagined it, he would never think of his own destiny. In a short day, the earth-shaking changes occurred. The last moment was almost poverty and death in the rental house. This moment was popular with thousands of boys and girls and even aunts. The uncle's goddess eats at the same table.

Xiao Yi looked at Lu Zhou and had to admit that he was indeed handsome, and that the real person was not much worse than the appearance in the TV series. Instead, it's cool, and it looks delicious.

"Hello." Xiao Yi raised the courage and said, "Ms. Lu, I am your life assistant. The company invited me to come."

Du Mei said: "This is Xiao Yi, this is Lu Zhou, how do you two seem to know each other? Have you seen it?"

Lu Zhou didn't speak. He made a vague nasal noise in his nostrils. After taking the menu, Xiao Yi immediately got up and went outside to call the waiter. Du Mei said: "Already ordered, Xiao Yi, you just call him Brother Zhou."

"Have you ordered foie gras?" Lu Zhou said.

"Order." Du Mei said, "Today Wang Dao called me and Yongyu Company recommended him to him, he came to ask, there is a project in Anhui next year, costume drama, provincial government investment, talk about Sun Quan Yes, forty episodes."

"What the hell?" Lu Zhou said, "I'm not interested, so I tried to shoot costumes in such a strict manner? What about the drama of life last time?"

"I have pushed you to live drama." Du Mei said casually.

Lu Zhou glanced at Du Mei. At this time, the waiter served the food, and the three stopped talking. Lu Zhou shook Erlang's leg and shook it. He put one hand on the back of the chair and looked at Xiao Yi.

"Xiao Yi used to create music before." Du Mei said, "The company arranged for him to follow you, but also want you to take him."

Xiao Yi smiled.

"Music." Lu Zhou twitched at the corner of his mouth without saying anything. He ate a la carte and said, "I went back to bed."

Xiao Yi glanced at Du Mei, and Du Mei nodded. Xiao Yi knew that even if he knew this, Lu Zhou just got up, Xiao Yi took his coat and let Lu Zhou put it on, and Lu Zhou put on his sunglasses. Walking in front, Xiao Yi followed, daring not to speak.

He knows that most rich people do not like to talk to Ma Tsai. It is best to be able to treat people as transparent.

In the past, he had mocked the rich second generation with a horse, but he did not expect a blink of an eye, time passed, countless people destined to succeed have become rich, and he has become a horse of rich people destined to be rich. Tsai-this sad world.

Lu Zhou completely regarded Xiao Yi as air and stood in front of the car door. He looked at Xiao Yi inexplicably. Xiao Yi woke up immediately and stepped forward to help him drive the door. Lu Zhou flashed up.

"Don't make this mistake next time." Lu Zhou index finger Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi didn't dare to speak, nodded, and a little bit of mine landed in his heart.

Without talking on the way, the driver drove back and sent Lu Zhou and Xiao Yi to the house. Xiao Yi said to the driver before getting out of the car: "Thank you for your hard work."

The driver gave a sympathetic look and said, "Boy, work hard."

Xiao Yi couldn't laugh or cry, it seems that Lu Zhou's character should be quite famous in the whole company.

As soon as Lu Zhou returned home, Xiao Yi immediately turned on all the lights.

Lu Zhou put on the earphones as soon as he arrived home. Taking advantage of the moment before putting on the earphones, Xiao Yi asked: "Do you take a shower now? I'll go to put hot water."

Lu Zhou ignored Xiao Yi at all. Xiao Yi thought about it and went to the bathroom to fill the bathtub with hot water. After a while, he saw Lu Zhou walking around in the living room and said to himself in the mouth, I don’t know Thinking of something, sleepwalking generally went to the bathroom.

"Hello!" Lu Zhou roared in the bathroom.

Xiao Yi immediately carried his clothes into the bathroom.

"Why is the water so hot?!" Lu Zhou said angrily, "Want to burn me to death?!"

Xiao Yi: "..."

On the first day of work, Xiao Yi was successfully mine-cleared several times by the male god. He wanted to go in and give him cold water, but Lu Zhou waved his hand and said, "No more!"

The tall body of Lu Zhou was reflected in the frosted glass, the proportion was just right, muscular and well-proportioned, the legs were long and the hands were long, Xiao Yi put down his clothes, and then retreated.

Xiao Yi turned over the next day's schedule given to him by Vice President Xia Lin. Hearing Lu Zhou humming in the bathroom, he finally waited for Lu Zhou to finish his shower, put on his slippers and went back to the room. Xiao Yi was relieved. Finally, I can rest. I am planning to enjoy Lu Zhou’s jacuzzi. I just undressed and rubbed my eyes in front of the mirror. I heard Lu Zhou on the second floor: "Hey!"

Xiao Yi: "..."

Xiao Yi quickly put on his clothes and saw Lu Zhou in a bathrobe lying on the bed.

Lu Zhou looked at Xiao Yi without knowing it and said, "I told you several times that I didn't hear it?"

Xiao Yi replied: "I'm sorry, I bumped on the stairs when I first came up."

"Forget it." Lu Zhou said.

Vice President Lin reminded that it was very effective. Lu Zhou was too lazy to move, saying, "What about water?"

Xiao Yi went down and poured a glass of water on Lu Zhou. Lu Zhou said, "Why are there no ice cubes?!"

Xiao Yi turned around in a gust of wind and took the ice cube. He wanted to drop the glass on the spot. ! Or before tax? ! This year, there are 20,000 people who tie steel bars!

Forget it, in order to sign and girlfriend, still be patient.

Xiao Yi changed his smile. Although he was very tired, he was very spirited and said, "I'm sorry, Brother Zhou, I am here for the first time. I don't know your living habits. I will remember it in the future."

"Well." Lu Zhou said casually, "I remember later, I must prepare ice drinks after taking a bath."

Xiao Yi stood waiting for Lu Zhou's next command, hoping that Lu Zhou would not have any unexpected thoughts and could let him go, but Lu Zhou pointed to the iPad on the bedside table.

"Look at what my comments on Weibo said." Lu Zhoudao.

Xiao Yi: "..."

It turns out that big stars will also read their comments on Weibo? Xiao Yi had a completely new understanding of Lu Zhou. He opened Lu Zhou's iPad, logged in to Weibo, sent more than 3,000 messages, and sent 7,000 messages. Above is a photo of Lu Zhou with the dog and girlfriend.

That dog is a Chihuahua raised by Lu Zhou's girlfriend Zhang Xinran.

The following big vote of comments, Xiao Yi saw such a horrible and violent Weibo comment and repost for the first time. Compared with Lu Zhou’s popularity, his Weibo is simply a small and transparent to death. Marketing number.

"Read." Lu Zhou said.

"Licking..." Xiao Yi said carefully, "You are so handsome, male god... Kneeling and licking..."

"My boat looks good on any hairstyle..."

"Ten thousand years of the male god..."

"Is there a buddy next to you? Two three three three..."

"Zhou Zheng Wang Dao..."

"???

Xiao Yi did not respond for a while, and read one by one: "According to..."

Xiao Yi realized that it was wrong and changed his mouth: "...so handsome!"

"What?" Lu Zhou heard Xiao Yi's hesitant tone and said, "Show me it?"

Xiao Yi suddenly had an ominous hunch and was finished-that comment was:

Little Miko: Take a look at Chihuahua's alien face, how about the couple's face? The whole person is going to be bad.

Lu Zhou took the ipad and took a deep breath. Xiao Yi thought that it was broken. Did the male **** want to lift the house? Immediately afterwards, Lu Zhou controlled it miraculously, threw the iPad back, and almost hit Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi picked up to continue reading some praised comments to appease Lu Zhou's mood, but Lu Zhou said: " Blacken."

Xiao Yi, he blocked the person directly, and Lu Zhou said: "Log in with another iPad, open a trumpet, check this black Weibo, and spray him to death."

Xiao Yi: "..."

Don't be like this! Xiao Yi was about to be thundered by Lu Zhou and was about to be messed up in the wind. Lu Zhou said again: "There are more than twenty trumpets stored on it, and he took turns on his Weibo. Under his recent Weibo, a number Say something.

Xiao Yi bit his scalp and accused him angrily. For example, "How can you say that?" "I haven't had a facelift at all." "You're wrong to say so." My heart is full of speechlessness, Lu Zhou used the ipad in his hand to open the Weibo of the man, and after reading it, he seemed unsatisfied, but said nothing.

"Taobao." Lu Zhou said again.

Xiao Yi: "..."

Xiao Yi opened Taobao, somehow, Lu Zhou said, "Look at the homepage!"

Xiao Yi immediately opened the homepage. Lu Zhou glanced at it and made a gesture. Xiao Yi was completely confused. Lu Zhou said inexplicably and impatiently: "Turn the page! Why is it so stupid?!"

Xiao Yi madly vomits the male **** in your heart. You are so *, you have to wait for your girlfriend to brush up on Taobao. Do you know!

Xiao Yi turned the page, holding the ipad again, and recommended it to Lu Zhou with Taobao. I was afraid that Lu Zhou would not look carefully. He sat down a little bit, and Lu Zhou sniffed his nose, as if disgusting him, saying, "Rely on this What are you doing recently?"

Xiao Yi had to move away a bit, turned a page, and saw a wooden box containing paper, Lu Zhou seemed interested in the box and said, "Look."

Xiao Yi opened, and Lu Zhou said, "Search."

Xiao Yi began to adapt to Lu Zhou's rhythm of Taobao brushing, so he searched for the same wooden box and plastic box, all filled with paper, and then Lu Zhou said: "Put it in the shopping cart."

Xiao Yi: "..."

Forty-four tissue boxes were all in the shopping cart, and Lu Zhou moved his finger casually, even lifting his hand. Xiao Yi accompanied him to brush the recommendation of Taobao on the day, and Lu Zhou looked at the other one I bought more than thirty mini potted plants in glass jars.

Then I bought twenty boxes of handmade biscuits.

In the end, when Xiao Yi was about to open the shopping cart and let Lu Zhou select it again, Lu Zhou said, "Pay everything in the shopping cart."

Xiao Yi: ".........................................."

Lu Zhou gave Xiao Yi a credit card password bound to Alipay, and Xiao Yi bought everything with that credit card.

Lu Zhou seemed a little sleepy, and Xiao Yi asked, "Do you want to sleep?"

"Well." Lu Zhou said, "Look at that black talk just now."

Xiao Yi opened the iPad and glanced at it, saying: "No online, no comment."

Lu Zhou said: "Curse him again."

Xiao Yi had to bite the bullet and open the Weibo, wondering why it was necessary to sign a confidentiality agreement. It was too much news, and finally thought about it, but deleted a few words.

"Let's put a movie." Lu Zhou said.

"What do you want to see?" Xiao Yi squatted down to the wall to turn on the Blu-ray machine. Lu Zhou said, "Randomly, slower."

Xiao Yi chose a silent film, the light and shadow changed, and Lu Zhou leaned on the bed to watch the movie and said, "You have to wear a letter control."

Xiao Yi was expressionless and wanted to tie a leash around my neck? Resign when you are duped into your signature.

When Xiao Yi saw that Lu Zhou was not speaking, she went out quietly, came out after taking a bath, and when she entered the room, she saw that Lu Zhou was asleep, and closed the movie lightly, Lu Zhou turned over, Xiao Yi went The conditioned reflex stood upright, ready to be scolded, but fortunately Lu Zhou was snoring.

So Xiao Yi went back to the room, turned off the lights, went to bed, the room was incredible, he had never lived in a mansion since he was small, he jumped a few times on the bed, opened his Weibo, and found that the pop-up was still dry. Sina informed that she left a message on her girlfriend's Weibo, apologized to her, and told her that she had found a new job, set an alarm clock, and turned off the lights to sleep.