Great Tang’s Talented Little Landlord

Cui Zhuo saw that these dudes didnt leave, so they could only immediately start cleaning the jail, and ordered them to move the mats, several cases, and order the big ones. Bright candles with incense.

The officials in the County Official were all called into the cell to clear the garbage, clean the floor, wipe the dirt, wash the floor with clean water…

It was useless last hour, originally The filthy prison changed its appearance.

In Zhao Laozhu’s opinion, this prison is cleaner than his own home. At least, there are absolutely no candles and incense with the thickness of arms in his home.

The wine and dishes ordered from the Xi Market restaurant were also cautiously sent to the cell by the Court Academecian of the restaurant. There were a few large cases filled with them, and even the drinks were directly brought in a dozen. altar.

Li Wangyou was dragged to the table by the Cheng Family brother and sat down. The huge sea bowl was directly filled with wine.

“Wangyou Brother, come, come, win the drink! I wont be drunk or go home today!”

“Wow hahaha, mothafucker, this is the first time I ate in a jail, happy! !”

“Brother Shuyu, win drink!”

“When I saw Wangyou Brother today, I really showed talent, haha, come, give you a cup of brother!”

In the Ch_ng’n County Official Prison, it immediately turned into a wine shop, and a group of dudes got into trouble with a few glasses of wine.

Cui Zhuo had long hidden his face with his sleeves, and each minding their own business ran away.

Leaving the head of the prisoner Zhao and a group of jailers, smiled and poured wine on these dudes, and changed them directly to shop assistants.

Li Wangyou feels that these Great Tang dandies are all true temperament men. After drinking a few glasses of water and wine, they also get acquainted.

He doesn’t regard this group of dudes as Great Tang noble children, just as his later group of college classmates, drinking, boasting and spanking.

The banquet was in full swing, Cheng Chumo suddenly began to sing, and toasted everyone in turn.

Li Wangyou was taken aback by him like this, fuck, this guy sings to death!

Tang people like to sing. Li Wangyou knows this.

During the Tang Dynasty, we digested and integrated the different ways of singing music from North and South, and absorbed the music and singing culture brought by Hu Merchant from the Western Regions.

Not only the court music of Great Tang, but also the famous gaga music and ten dances of Yanyue, the folk music has also become colorful and vivid.

But others enjoy singing, Cheng Chumo sings terribly!

However, Li Wangyou soon found out that he was wrong. After Cheng Chumo took the lead to sing the song, everyone responded in response. Except for the Wei Shuyu and Du Gou Du He brothers who are slightly better, others such as the Yuchi Baolin brother, Niu Zhengping and the others, that is so tragic.

Li Wangyou’s face began to turn pale, and there were waves of nausea in his heart.

Not waiting for him to press down the nausea caused by the harsh noise, it made him dumbfounded.

Chai Lingwu drank happily, pushed the banquet in front of him, stood up and twisted his body with hands and feet, and started dancing.

This fuck, there are not only sonic attacks, but also visual attacks. Li Wangyou feels that he is not good.

Li Wangyou only felt that hundreds of horses and beasts rushed past in his heart, and looked around the four, wanting to see if everyone despised Chai Lingwu as much as he did.

But I saw this group of dudes actually watched with keen interest pleasure __uchi Baolin and Yuchi Baoqi brothers are both be eager to have a try, ready to dance with Chai Lingwu .

Li Wangyou held his forehead in pain, don’t these bastards have even a little aesthetic?

In fact, this is how Li Wangyou is rare and weird. This Great Tang banquet is like this, even Li Er banquets for Small Officials in the palace.

Not only Li Erhui dances in front of the crowd, but also the important ministers of the country.

Stimulated by Ethyl Alcohol, a group of dudes end up.

Niu Zhengping, Niu Jinda’s son, suffered an injury from riding a horse in his early years. He had a limping leg and was inconvenient to dance. So he asked the head of the cell to find a drum. He wanted to beat the drum to help.

The prisoner Zhao was sweating profusely, and hurriedly ran out to search for a circle, but did not find any drums. He simply turned his heart out and called two government officials to move down the drumming drum from the door of the County Official and carried them into the cell.

Niu Zhengping looked at the big drum, and the alveolar was exposed after joy. He simply took off the clothes that were in the way, naked to the top, and beat the drum like crazy.

Li Wangyou is completely confused, but let alone, Niu Zhengping’s drumming is really good.

While playing the wrong drums, he unexpectedly played a strong sense of rhythm, which is very similar to the drum set of later generations.

Along with the excitement of the drums, the dudes on the top of Ethyl Alcohol became more excited. They took off their robes, naked to the top, twisted and raised their arms, rotated and stepped, dancing and mouthing. The roar roar roar roar.

Li Wangyou was grinning at the ugly dance of the dudes, but he saw Cheng Chumo act coquettishly at him…Uh, no, it was a beckoning call.

What does this mean? Let yourself go to dance? Help…Li Wangyou suddenly wanted to go home. This Ch_ng’n County Official Prison cant stay…

Being stared at by a group of dudes, Li Wangyou has no choice but to brace oneself. Stand up. Anyway, to be ashamed is to embarrass everyone together. There is no one else in this prison except the head of the prisoner Zhao and the jailer.

Li Wangyou can only be thankful that the beautiful boss is not here, otherwise she can really laugh at her.

Great Tangs dance of demons, Li Wangyou cant dance, so he just gave it up. With Niu Zhengpings drumbeat, he sang in his heart, “My dad just killed him, just killed him. ……”

Uncle Birds horseback riding dance, spanning more than 1,300 years, came to the land of Great Tang in advance.

Straighten your waist, lean your upper body slightly back, and open your arms to make a “walking windy” climb… With your arms folded in front, make a “manipulate the rein” shape, and at the same time slash the horse With the rhythm of the drums, the legs began to shake up and down…

Li Wangyous horse-riding dance immediately attracted the attention of a group of dudes in the prison. The dance movement of Li Family small master seemed very interesting. Feeling!

After a while, a group of dudes all changed to horse-riding dance, followed by Li Wangyou roaring: “My dad just killed him, just killed him…”

After the dance, Li Wangyou’s wine spirit came up.

In excitement, he simply snatched the drumsticks in Niu Zhengping’s hands, beat the drums by himself, and sang the song “Faithful to the Country” loudly.

“The smoke from the country looks north from the country

The dragon curls up and the horse sizzles sword energy like frost

The heart is like the Yellow River and the water is boundless

20 years in the vertical and horizontally, who can fight against each other

Hate and desire, the madness of the sword

How many hands, feet and loyal souls are buried in the country

_”

After the lyrics roar is over, the passionate lyrics stimulated these noble disciples of the country, they only felt that the blood was rising, and they began to pull their throats and sang along with Li Wangyou.

Li Wangyou is getting more and more excited, and his drumming power is getting stronger and stronger.

Finally, this drum of grievances was overwhelmed by the hammer of Li Wangyou, and it broke with a crash…