Great Tang’s Talented Little Landlord

“What kind of style is this! What kind of style is this! Under the broad daylight, how can you dare to stage such a filthy scene?” An old man with hair and beard all white, furious Stand up, point to the performance on the stage, and shouted angrily.

Li Wangyou is speechless again with his hands holding his forehead, fuck, what is really scared of, this kind of pedantic old man is really a headache.

In fact, Li Wangyou originally thought about whether or not to simplify the scene of the seven fairies bathing, but think about the atmosphere of Great Tang. Compared with the Ming and Qing dynasties, I dont know how much opening up, so he thinks it should be can t be considered what big problem.

The fact is also true. After the scene of the seven fairies bathing, Li Wangyou peeped at the expressions of Li Er and Empress Zhangsun, Consort Yang and the others, but nothing was unusual.

Even Li Er was slightly excited on the seat, twisted his body, and leaned forward, obviously looking forward to the next episode.

This pervert, despise him!

So, obviously, the only people who are dissatisfied with this scene are only very few devious masters.

Seeing this clearly, Li Wangyou was relieved and didn’t plan to pay attention to it. This kind of pedantic person, when he was going to build the women’s toilet, was already disgusted and broke, and he really didn’t bother to continue dealing with them.

Anyway, Li Wangyou didn’t believe it. With more than 300 guests present, he would allow such people to continue to make trouble instead of watching the show.

Sure enough, as expected, the old man Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde jumped and scolded before the pedantic old man shouted.

“Bah, mothafucker, where does your old fart thing pop up? Don’t be there to make a noise, don’t close your beak, Believing or not, I squeeze your eggs?”

“If you don’t fix things, get out if you don’t look at it. Don’t bother grandfather’s interest!”

“Shut up! What are you doing? Do you dare to talk nonsense? “

The pedantic old man who jumped his feet was scolded by Cheng Yaojin and the others, but he was a little dumbfounded. Before he could speak, hundreds of guests in the theater started making noise because of Cheng Yaojin and other bigwigs.

“Go out, go out, you pedantic master, stop clamoring if you don’t watch it, and disturb me waiting for the show!”

“Yes, you are so sensible, Count of Hu kindness Please watch the show. You dont respect etiquette like this, and you pretend to be the King of Guanglu Temple. Tomorrow the General Assembly, the old man must impeach you!”

The old man who originally thought he had the gift , This time is even more at a loss, looking around, there is no one to support him, even Madam, who is with him, is covering his face with sleeves at this time, as if he does not want to know him.

The old man was trembling with anger, but he didn’t dare to say anything, and he didn’t have the face to stay on. He could only flick his robe fiercely, then turn around and leave.

This pedantic old man is the prince of Guanglu Temple, the court leader of the Third Rank. Normally, he is responsible for the sacrifice, the Imperial Court Assembly, and the banquet of the countrys wine and banquet. thing.

He absolutely didn’t expect that on the second day, there were actually several people in the court, impeach him to Li Er. Even more so that he didn’t expect, Li Er also seriously accused him of being rude and unprovoked, making this old man a big shame.

There will be no mention of these all are.

In the theater, as the old man was driven out, everyone once again turned their attention to the stage, one by one as if drunk and stupefied.

As time goes by, the story of the Queen Mother Empress discovers the rogue young man who “occupied” his daughter, and sent celestial troops and generals to “rescue the abducted women.”

The curtain fell and rewinded, and the scenery and props on the stage were changed and changed again. Amidst the beautiful instrument accompaniment and singing, there was a bang, and a fire exploded in the center of the stage. Suddenly, the azure smoke billowed, and several Entertainers who played celestial troops and generals appeared on the stage wearing golden props and armor.

However, this sound scared the guests present.

The female relatives among the guests were so scared that their faces were eclipsed and screamed. The timid lady even lay down on the ground in fright, covering her head with her sleeve and calling for help.

In this movement, big guys like Li Er and Cheng Yaojin are laughed heartily and have no sympathy.

After a series of farce, Li Wangyou has also completely disinclined to pay attention to, let this group of turtles go.

The performance of the past two hours has finally come to an end.

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are separated by the Tianhe River. Every year, they can only meet on the magpie bridge on the Qixi Festival. You can see all the ladies and ladies in Chang’an City with tears and the handkerchiefs wiping their tears are wet.

Actually, the story of the Cowherd and the Girl Weaver is not a rare thing. As early as Book of Songs, there are records of the Cowherd and the Girl Girl. There are also legends about the Cowherd and the Girl Girl in the Northern and Southern Dynasties.

But when I read the blunt words in the book, and where do I look at the stage, the stories deduced by Entertainer are touching.

Entertainer, who played the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, sang the lyrics on the stage, “Hand in hand lined up in groups, set up a magpie bridge across the Milky Way, and let the Cowherd and Weaver Girl come to meet on Qixi Festival. He is right, what match does not match, the shackles of billion 10,000 years ago are still unbreakable today, no matter who opposes, I will not regret this life…”

This sad scene, even the box Empress Zhangsun and Consort Yang and the others among them all began to wipe their tears.

Li Wangyou couldn’t help shaking after noticing Empress Zhangsun’s tears.

fuck, isnt this the best time to convince Empress Zhangsun so that he can marry a beautiful boss as a wife?

They all say that women are emotional, and they are so in love with their beautiful bosses, so what do they say right? Does Empress Zhangsun want to be the hateful Queen Mother Empress and have the heart to separate himself from the beautiful boss?

Thinking of this, Li Wangyou couldn’t help but in the heart and gave Venus a thirty two likes. This “Cowherd and Weaver Girl” had a good lineup!

The curtain slowly lowered on the stage and the performance ended, but the more than 300 guests in the audience were still immersed in the story, and it was difficult to extricate themselves.

A servant girl enters the venue to light the oil lamp for lighting in the theater.

Li Wangyou gave a light cough and awakened Empress Zhangsun, who was still reminiscing about the plot, with a flattering smile: “Aunt, I wonder if you are still satisfied with today’s scene?”

“Naturally, I am satisfied. This Palace Host has never seen such a wonderful song and dance. It is so exquisite, it is hard for you to be Ziyou.”

In Empress Zhangsun’s view, this is completely different from The performance of Great Tang singing and dancing can only be rehearsed by Li Wangyou, a Taoist power, or the reincarnated person of Star Monarch in the sky.

“hehe, just like my aunt, but I dont know how my aunt thinks about the empress empress?”

“hmph, the empress, after being a Heavenly Palace, has a small heart, completely Without the heart and mind of the world, This Palace Host is very unhappy with it!” Empress Zhangsun was furious when talking about Empress.

Consort Yang on the side is also nodded. Everyone has no liking for the queen mother who cruelly dismantled the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl in the play.

“Does my uncle think that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is a Daoist Immortal couple?”

Empress Zhangsun continued to be nodded: “Ancient poems have Yun, the Altair star, the Han girl of Jiaojiao River, The slender hands are slender, and the zhazha makes the machine. It is broken all day long, and the tears are like rain. The river is clear and shallow, and the phases are multiple times, and the veins of the river are surging. Ziyou, this cowherd and weaver girl, can be regarded as Daoist Immortal’s family. Although the couple can only meet once a year on the Qixi Festival, they are more enviable than Jin Jian.”

Listening to Empress Zhangsun’s words, Li Wangyou smiles more and more happily…