Great Tang’s Talented Little Landlord

There will be many dangerous creatures in later generations who make all straight men have one’s hair stand on end, and they are called women’s big men.

On Baidu Encyclopedia, the term “women’s big brother” is explained in this way: Internet buzzwords, pronounced in Japanese as “women’s clothing _”, are men who wear women’s clothing. This word appears in the second dimension and refers to a man with a high level of skill in dressing as a woman.

The ten imperial beauties that Li Wangyou called, in fact, where are the women, they are the male prostitutes he spent money to find in the Chang’an City “bee _”.

The so-called “beehive” is another name for the Fengyue Workshop where the male prostitutes are located.

Male prostitution has existed in China since ancient times, and has always been despised by the mainstream of society, but it has been repeatedly banned.

From the Tang and Song Dynasties, due to the openness of folk customs, it flourished even more than ever.

After all, it was too common for the noble ladies of the Tang Dynasty to find the first face. Even after Wu Zetian ascended the throne, he specially set up a “Crane Control Supervisor” to collect and control beautiful men for Wu Zetian to enjoy.

It didn’t take much effort for Li Wangyou to find ten beautiful men with delicate and pretty appearances. Let the Fuchu servant girl put on her makeup and put on a gorgeous palace outfit.

After some careful makeup and dressing, ten Great Tang version of women’s elders were born!

Since ancient times, although there have been male prostitutes in China, there has been no female gangster. Since the Western Han Dynasty began, the gender confusion between men and women was regarded as an ominous sign.

Until the Ming Dynasty, the historical material “Guo Que” solemnly introduced a strange event, “In December of the second year of Longqing, Li Liangyu from Jingle, Taiyuan turned into a female.”

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Men will naturally not become women for no reason. After all, Li Liangyu is not Saotome Ranma, she will become a girl in cold water.

The only explanation is that a women’s clothing tycoon has appeared gorgeously.

This kind of thing has actually been recorded grandiosely in historical books such as Guoque and Ming History.

And in the history of China, the most incredible women’s elders was a languid named Sang Chong during the Chenghua period of the Ming Dynasty.

He actually disguised himself as a woman and deceived and raped women in 45 prefectures and counties including Datong and Taiyuan. Until he was accidentally smashed by someone and sent off to the official Ling Chi to be executed, a total of 182 good women were harmed… It was unimaginable!

Yesterday, in order to make things difficult for Li Wangyou, the guys asked him to find a beauty that everyone had never seen before, so he thought about it and thought of the women’s clothing boss.

Anyway, the dudes are talking about “beauties”, but not women.

The boys wanted to make fun of him, so Li Wangyou suffocated this one and one trick, intending to disgust these bastards.

The reason why he came up with such a loss to tease the dudes is actually because Li Wangyou had once suffered a great blow to the “young mind” because of the women’s big boss.

In later generations, when Li Wangyou went to a nightclub to drink and dance with his friends, he encountered a long-haired and temperamental beauty, which made him startled.

So he plucked up the courage to come forward and strike up a conversation. As soon as the “beauty” spoke, Li Wangyou almost fell off the stool with fright.

A horribly beautiful face, but with a husky male voice, this kind of extreme contrast is unbearable for a man.

Li Wangyou fled from the nightclub. From then on, he has a psychological shadow for the women’s elders…

Therefore, the boys wanted to embarrass him, so he immediately thought of it. Ways to fight back.

At this moment, on the terrace, after hearing these “little ladies” in their arms speak with their own ears, the dudes received a crit as much as Li Wangyou received in the nightclub. stimulate.

“Go back to the little Sir Duke, call me a slave…” The lady’s lady in Cheng Chumo’s arms, before he finished introducing himself, was thrown away by Cheng Chumo like an electric shock Get out.

A group of dumbs were all confronted by the violent male voices, and each dumbstruck was frightened.

“Ziyou…Ziyou, she, she, why do they talk like this? Like a male voice?” Fang Yiai’s tongue was knotted, and he couldn’t speak for a long time.

Li Wangyou laughed: “What’s this Brother Yiai? They are male bodies, and of course they speak male voices. What’s so strange about this?”

“Male…male ??” All the pets are petrifying…

Li Wangyou is very sure nodded: “Naturally, he is a man, hehe, the beauty that my brothers asked me to find is not a little lady. Why, my brother found it. These beauties are not beautiful?”

Just now, she was still holding the frivolous Chai Lingwu, the women’s elder, suddenly let out a retching, turned her head and vomited frantically holding the spittoon.

The others were no better than Chai Lingwu, their faces turned blue, with a disgusting expression of eating flies.

This group of dudes, Li Wangyou knows that they are all “steel straight men”. He has absolutely no interest in such things as men on top of men.

It is precisely because of this understanding that he will deliberately be so tricky.

Including that the boys were allowed to eat roasted kidneys before, all in order to wait to laugh at everyone.

Li Wangyou was very satisfied with the reaction of the boys, and frivolous asked: “Brothers, I dont know if these beauties prepared for you, are you still satisfied? But your brothers have never seen it before. “

The dudes looked at each other, already vomiting a clean Chai Lingwu lifts the head of the beer they drank at night and the barbecue they ate. They stretched out their hands to wipe the stains from the corners of their mouths, and looked up at Li. Wangyou.

“Beat him!” Chai Lingwu let out a strange cry and rushed towards Li Wangyou.

Cheng Chumo Fang Yiai and the others, without hesitation, all rolled up their sleeves and followed Chai Lingwu.

Li Wangyou saw that the situation was far from good. He turned around and wanted to run, but he couldn’t run away. Fang Yiai grabbed him directly, and was immediately crushed by a group of dudes.

Including the lame Niu Zhengping, all ten dudes piled on Li Wangyou’s body in a way of stacking arhats, and let him see what is the real “male plus male” “.

Cheng Family three brothers plus Fang Yiai and Yuchi twin, they are all burly man with a burly figure.

Being so pressured by the dudes, Li Wangyou almost vomited out even the overnight meal.

“I was wrong! I was wrong! Brother is really wrong. Elder Brothers, please spare your life! Heroes spare your life!” Li Wangyou struggled from under the crowd, making a faint begging for mercy.

Niu Wu and Li Residence’s private guards, as well as those servant girls, didn’t come forward to help, they just watched the excitement by hehe haha.

The boys have ravaged Li Wangyou for a long time, then they laughed and got up and pulled Li Wangyou up.

Looking at Li Wangyou again, his hair has become messy like a chicken coop, his clothes are disheveled and dirty, and he is really embarrassed.

Li Wangyou glared resentfully at Niu Wu, who was watching the lively with his sleeves, and naturally blamed him for not saving himself.

Niu Wu turned his head altogether, just as though he hadn’t seen the resentful eyes of his Master.

Rivers and Lakes rules, people who rectify people, people always rectify them! Can’t blame others!

Li Wangyou dismissed the women’s elders, and then called the Fuzhong Entertainer to play music and dance to add to the fun. After waving away the psychological shadows of the dandies by the women’s elders, the terrace became lively again.

Todays party can be regarded as Li Wangyous “Farewell Bachelor Party”.

Although Great Tang doesn’t have the custom of saying goodbye to bachelor parties, it is Chinas “fine tradition” to sip the bridegroom official with drinks.

even more how the dudes are not lightly stimulated by Li Wangyou today, and will not easily spare him.

A cup of wine was pinched by Li Wangyou’s nose by the dudes and poured it hard. With every effort, Li Wangyou drunk like mud and slid directly down the table.

Cheng Chumo and the others laughed heartily and let him go, calling Li Residence servant girl to help him back to bed.

Li Wangyou was stupefied and supported by Venus and Pei Lan on the bed, and fell asleep faintly.

Tomorrow, he will marry a beautiful boss as his wife.

After living two lives, Li Wangyou will finally get married, marry a wife and have children…

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