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It hurts.

Huge pain.

In the middle of the night.

Zhang Feng's stomach rolled over.

It made him curl up like a shrimp.

Damn it, maybe they boiled pig hooves in raw water, this fucking...

Zhang Feng pulled it five times in one night.

At this time, he just felt uncomfortable when he was completely collapsed.

Finally, after a violent contraction of the lower abdomen, Zhang Feng suddenly got up, then stumbled and rushed out of the room door.

I didn't wait to come to the cottage, so I solved it on the spot.

Yes, I can’t hold back.

After squatting for almost a quarter of an hour, Zhang Feng only felt that his intestines were about to be pulled out. Then he habitually touched his waist, and it suddenly sounded. This is Great Tang, and he is carrying it with him. The paper is also used up.

"Chen Tieniu!"

"Dabing, Big Fool!"

Zhang Feng had to call people, but these three were not called out, instead Old He ran over in a hurry and almost kicked Zhang Feng's head.

Old He looked at Zhang Feng in surprise and asked: "Feng'zi, what's wrong with you?"

"I have a diarrhea, Old He, you just came here. Do you have paper?"

"Paper? No! What do you want paper for?"

Zhang Feng is speechless.

"Wipe your ass!"

Old He was stunned.

"So, do you usually wipe it with straw paper?"

Zhang Feng is also confused.

"What about it? Let's not talk about it, you quickly get me some paper!"

Old He sighed, secretly thought a wastrel, and then muffled After groping on a tree next to him, he handed Zhang Feng a thick pile of leaves and said: "Is there no paper? That thing is precious. If you don't dislike it, use leaves to drop it."

"..."

In the end, Zhang Feng had nothing to do, so he could only stop casually. Then, with the help of Old He, he entered the small wood house, and the two of them moved Finally, Zhangsun Chong was alarmed.

Several people went out to see Zhang Feng's look pale like wax, and they were shocked.

"Feng'zi, what's wrong with you?"

"Diarrhea."

After learning that Zhang Feng had diarrhea, how many people did this Rubbed his distressed eyes and left.

Old He’s wife heard Zhang Feng’s voice in Old He, and when she arrived, she also heard Zhang Feng’s voice. At this time, she had brought a large bowl of ginger soup, but this On the ginger soup, there was still a layer of dark things floating, and when I took a closer look, it turned out to be charcoal powder.

"Come to Feng'zi, drink him, you will feel better at night, tomorrow morning, I will find Divine Doctor Sun to show you."

while speaking Old The wife of He took out a pack of white powder wrapped in old spring couplet paper from her sleeve. Zhang Feng saw that it was the lime powder burned by his kiln. In his horrified eyes, Old He wife came to a point. Lime powder is in the bowl, and then the bowl seems to be boiling.

She took the bowl of water and handed it to Zhang Feng, seemingly to feed him.

Zhang Feng hurriedly stopped and said: "No need, no, please send me a bowl of salt water and add a piece of charcoal to the sister-in-law, this..."

Old He hearing this , Said a little unpleasantly: "Feng'zi, these are all commonly used things. After a bowl, you can sleep well and drink."

while speaking Old He, take the bowl, He handed it to Zhang Feng.

Zhang Feng can't help it.

It seems that if you don’t drink it, then don’t think about it tonight.

At this time, Li Chengqian put on good clothes, walked out of the room, looked at Jiang Tang and said, "Drink it, this thing is a good medicine. If you don’t drink that, I am here. There is something good, would you like to try it?"

while speaking Li Chengqian took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms and tossed it in his hand.

Zhang Feng's eyes lit up.

But Old He's next words made him still absolutely drink this bowl of poison soup.

Regardless of other things, these things are horrible to see when mixed together, but the effect is still very good, at least Zhang Feng’s noisy stomach, it’s warm after a bowl , And it's no longer so uncomfortable.

Seeing Zhang Feng, it’s okay, Old He pulled Li Chengqian out of the door and said: "Li Noble Son, Feng'zi just asked for papyrus. You know my situation. The small one is because you can’t afford it. , So I bother Li Noble Son to buy Feng'zi as soon as possible."

Li Chengqian asked in surprise: "This is a diarrhea in the middle of the night, what does he want to do with paper?"

"Wipe buttocks."

Old He didn't know this thing either. It was a common thing for upper-class people like them, so it was natural to say it, but Li Chengqian hearing this, Can not help but his eyes widened.

"What did you say? Feng'zi wants to wipe his butt with straw paper?"

Old He was also confused.

"Don't Li Noble Son know?"

What does Li Chengqian know?

Even if it was his father, when His Imperial Majesty only gave coarse cloth. Good fellow, does this youngster still use straw paper?

Paper paper, the price in Great Tang is not cheap. A pound of papyrus paper costs at least about one hundred yuan. How can ordinary people afford it?

Moreover, this thing is thick and cumbersome, and only the drugstore can use it, as well as red and white things, as well as a little bit of window grilles and couplets during the New Year’s and holidays, which are considered extravagant. .

Good guy, this youngster actually wiped his butt with straw paper?

Your butt is very expensive!