Growing up as a male god: After listening to the advice, I became a top-notch guy

Standing in front of the dormitory door, looking at the figures running towards him, Li Youzhi could suddenly understand Tang Seng's sadness when he was arrested.

The female fairies are very beautiful, but when they all rush towards me... they feel so oppressive!

However, as a high-quality idol, Li Youzhi quickly adjusted his mentality.

While he was sleeping in the room just now, he had already heard the conversation outside and knew that the most expensive dormitories for these "female pilgrims" cost 12,000 yuan a night.

This raises a question worth pondering - when a female seductress can spend 12,000 yuan to book a room for a night, just for your body, is she still a seductress?

Obviously not.

This is obviously a good sister!

If you don’t believe it, take a look at "Journey to the West". What types of female monsters were those who were killed by Wukong and Bajie in one fell swoop?

They are all thinking about having sex with Tang Monk for free!

And what happened to the king of the daughter country who really wanted to keep Tang Monk with his glory and wealth?

Live well!

Seeing several pretty and fashionably dressed young ladies running up to him with a gust of fragrance, Li Youzhi raised his hand and waved.

"Hello, sisters! Hey, where did you guys come from?"

Facing Li Youzhi's sweet greeting, several female pilgrims immediately blushed and started chirping;

"You're from Rongzhou. I've been following you for a long time, Brother Zhi~"

"I came from Fuzhou and took the train all night! Look, brother, my legs are swollen from sitting on them. Look, look, look..."

"Brother, I have been a fan of you since "The Beginning"...Well, I am particularly interested in Buddhism, but I have never been able to enter the Dharma door and can't calm down. Yesterday, I saw you copying scriptures and I felt very peaceful, so I immediately Came here. Brother Xiaozhi, you have to teach me whatever you say tonight!"

Surrounded by a group of female pilgrims who showed off their Balenciaga-wrapped thighs and grabbed their arms and shook them gently, with an average of 800 per capita female pilgrims, Li Youzhi, who was also a green tea veteran, hummed and smiled.

Sisters, please take it easy...

Brother Zhi has been using this method since he was three years old!

Want to impress Brother Zhi? If you are capable, you should be over 18 years old!

"Donor Li...please take a step to speak."

Just when Li Youzhi was secretly complaining about a few rich women, the governor monk Guan Ming, who was full of bitterness, waved to him.

After making a wait gesture to several rich women, Li Youzhi followed Guan Ming to the southeast corner of the backyard.

"Donor Li, although our Ji Lok Temple does not object to pilgrims coming to place orders, these female benefactors are really...too unrestrained, so I have a merciless request...please Donor Li, please control yourself and never do it. It would be better to cause some trouble.

And... Donor Li, could you please discuss with the female benefactors and ask them to pay more attention to their dress? Kek Lok Temple is a pure place of Buddhism... If this is seen by outsiders, it will be detrimental to the reputation of our temple. "

Standing under the eaves and listening to Guan Ming clasping his hands to warn him, Li Youzhi laughed.

Brother Zhi must have this determination, but... why are you so nimble when collecting money?

"Master Guan Ming, you are not poor. I just heard that some of those sisters spent 12,000 yuan a night to rent a dormitory... Not to mention the accommodation in your temple, a dormitory room costs more than 20 yuan. Even if it's a square meter, someone wants to give me 12,000 yuan a night for a dormitory of more than 50 square meters. Not to mention wearing stockings, a short skirt and high heels, I have to applaud her and praise her for her great figure when she walks naked all over the floor..."

(;Д`)

Do you think we want to charge that much?

Who would have thought that there would be a lunatic who would stay in a temple dormitory for 12,100 nights!

Amitabha, abstain from anger, abstain from anger...

After steadying his breathing, Guan Ming smiled dryly: "Donor Li is joking, the price of 12,000 per night was originally set to keep our temple clean. If Donor Li feels it is inappropriate, then the poor monk will go back and talk to a few The pilgrims who have spent a high price negotiate to return some of the money. As for other things... I hope Donor Li will make it easier..."

Seeing Guan Ming's attitude, Li Youzhi was happy.

How much service you spend is a matter of course. It's like a concert. People spent 2 million to buy a ticket. You ask them not to make too much noise?

It’s unreasonable!

Although the motives of these female goblins are impure, they are also fans of Brother Zhi. How can you let you Ji Le Temple cut leeks!

"Master Guan Ming, in addition to being interested in scriptures, I am also very interested in our Buddhist Yi Jin Jing and Southern Shaolin Boxing. I wonder if you can make some arrangements?"

As long as you don't mess around with those goblins doing anything in our Jile Temple, let alone the Yi Jin Jing and Shaolin Boxing, even if you want to learn the mighty Tianlong, the poor monk will find the secret book!

"good."

Seeing Guan Ming nodding with his eyes twitching, Li Youzhi laughed and turned back to the young ladies.

"It's hard work for the sisters who came all the way here, but I don't plan to copy scriptures during the day. Today I want to practice the health-preserving exercises. How about we do it together? Oops, you guys are dressed up like this, so it's not easy to exercise. Otherwise, I'll go by myself first while you guys are on the way. After a long night of hard work, let’s take a good rest soon..."

Before Li Youzhi could finish speaking, several female pilgrims looked at each other and immediately ran back to their respective dormitories.

Following a flurry of ding-dong sounds, a few figures in casual or home sportswear reappeared in the courtyard.

In front of the backyard gate, he watched the female pilgrim whom he had been trying to persuade to no avail all morning. With just one word from Li Youzhi, his style changed from voluptuous to sporty. In a row, one and two young monks took a deep breath. , put his hands together.

"A pure mind should be born in this way. A mind should not live in colors, a mind should not live in sounds, fragrances, and touching things. A mind should be born in nothing."

"Such as giving, observing the precepts, patience, diligence, meditation, Prajna, etc., all practices should be avoided with the appearance! Deep in the bottom of the sea, there is no self, great light, emptiness, everything is empty. Illusions are all illusions!"

"One line, one ability."

Just as the two young monks were chanting Buddhist scriptures crazily to suppress their inner demons, Guan Ming's greeting came.

"Uncle Guan Ming, what do you want us to do?"

"You two, teach these donors the Yi Jin Jing and Nan Quan in a moment."

"Uncle Master...can we not teach..."

Facing the task given by Guan Ming, Yi Xing and Yi Neng's expressions instantly fell.

"Looking at Donor Li, my heart always breaks!"

Facing the two people's complaints, Guan Ming's face also fell.

Are you heartbroken?

If we don't find something for them to do, the signboard of Kek Lok Si Temple will probably collapse.

Look at the looks in the eyes of those female benefactors... They all look like they're naked, they're all hairy!

Beep!

Received 46 amazing points from [Yixing, Yineng, Guan Ming] with the additional [Envy, Jealousy and Hatred]!

Standing in the backyard, Li Youzhi smiled faintly as he heard the system's amazing value entry reminder. He nimbly dodged the hands that were reaching out to him, and started to warm up with several female pilgrims.

…

As the Buddhist dissemination unit of Vinh Province, in addition to the function of a scenic spot, the most important work of the temple is the research on Buddhism and Dharma, as well as the dissemination of Buddhist culture.

Although there are no warrior monks in temples like before the founding of the People's Republic of China, health-preserving and Shaolin boxing techniques such as "Shaolin Southern Fist" and "Yi Jin Jing" are not uncommon in Kek Lok Temple.

After taking the Marrow Cleansing Pill, Li Youzhi's body flexibility improved greatly.

After watching the two young monks Yi Xing and Yi Neng reluctantly demonstrate it twice, he memorized the movements and force exertion methods of Yi Jin Jing and Rongzhou Shaolin Nanquan.

Li Youzhi is not very interested in the health-preserving skills of Yi Jin Jing.

It's not that this thing is bad, but it's really of no use to him.

What does Yi Jin Jing do?

It mainly uses various movements to stretch the tendons and relax the meridians.

Isn't there an old saying that goes like this: A muscle grows an inch, and a person's strength increases by a pound. The function of Yi Jin Jing is actually to allow people who have just learned martial arts to stretch their muscles and bones, increase their strength, and learn to exert force.

With the help of the Marrow Cleansing Pill, Li Youzhi felt that the meridians in his limbs and bones were as smooth as a river, so this thing was of little help to him.

But just such a set of health-preserving and foundation-building exercises cost the lives of those young ladies.

After learning Kung Fu from Li Youzhi for a short time, several young ladies who came to Kek Lok Temple overnight last night couldn't stand it anymore. They all returned to their dormitories to rest and catch up on their sleep. Firstly, they were escaping from boring and tiring things like practicing martial arts, and secondly, they were trying to gather enough energy to wait for the evening to copy scriptures with Li Youzhi...

After a few people returned to their rooms, Li Youzhi calmed down and began to focus on learning the Shaolin Southern Boxing from the group.

In just over two hours, Li Youzhi initially mastered the routines and power of Nanquan, and started practicing in the backyard with the breathing techniques Yi Neng taught him.

In a blink of an eye, it was past three o'clock in the afternoon.

Li Youzhi cooperated with the breathing method and adjusted his strength to knock down the entire Southern Boxing set. Then he heard a burst of footsteps in front of the backyard door.

He stopped and looked towards where the sound came from, Li Youzhi grinned.

Hey, here comes another little sister.

What a coincidence, he has seen this young lady before!

Isn't this the same young lady I saw when I went downstairs after signing the contract at Xinghan!

…

In the dormitory, Li Youzhi laughed when he saw Zhao Yaru leaning forward and sitting on the floor.

"I didn't expect that the person I would see at Xinghan's place was Manager Zhao! Hey, at that time I had known that Manager Zhao was Xinhai's leader, so I would definitely contact him. Look at what happened... I played the role of Xinhai The drama also allowed Xinghan, the middleman, to earn a commission!"

Taking the tea handed over by Li Youzhi, Zhao Yaru pursed her lips and smiled:

"I can't say that. I saw your fans promoting you on our Xinhai Weibo before, and I had some impressions of you at that time. But if it weren't for Xinghan, maybe I wouldn't really do it. I decided to let you play Wu Xin. Although this series of things was full of accidents, looking at it from now on, I really have to thank all the links and thank you for the result. Without you, our project would really not be easy to complete. Go down."

Hearing what Zhao Yaru said, Li Youzhi was not polite.

The change in the attitude of Shaoge fans in the past two days is indeed caused by Brother Zhi!

"That's it, classmate Xiaozhi. Before I came over, Ichiban Kanehiko, who originally participated in this drama, had already decided to withdraw from the show, so now we have decided to use you as the focus of the promotion of the drama "Shaoge". We will use the salary to promote it. On top of the salary originally agreed with you, we will give you an additional 20%.

This time we brought the custom-made clothes and a makeup artist. Fans of Shaoge's original work are very fond of the image you showed in yesterday's live broadcast. In a moment, we will take a set of unintentional makeup photos for you in the same format as yesterday.

During this period of time, we will follow you throughout the process of experiencing the character at Kek Lok Temple and make a vlog that will be posted regularly on the public account of the drama version of "Shaoge". Is this no problem? "

Of course there is no problem if you take Brother Zhi seriously!

What is Brother Zhi?

He was born to be the protagonist, hahaha!

Facing Zhao Yaru's arrangement, Li Youzhi smiled and nodded.

When I heard that Jin Yan was the protagonist of this drama, Li Youzhi felt a little bit unhappy.

It would be fine if we let go of the past. What's going on with Brother Zhi now?

The box office of "Dear" will soon exceed 500 million, and I am also the 500 million box office gentleman. It is not cool to be a green leaf Zhige for an artist like Liu Tianwang. If fame is not the prestige in the circle, Zhige can also do it. recognize.

But what is Jin Yan?

When I first came down from the rooftop to get my hair done by Teacher Tony, when I saw this person’s poster hanging on the wall, Brother Zhi felt unhappy with this person!

Now, I finally have the opportunity to take advantage of this person’s resources, so Brother Zhi will do my part!

"Then when will our announcement begin?"

Faced with Li Youzhi's inquiry, Zhao Yaru smiled slyly.

"When I came from Shanghai, that is, this morning, it actually started."

With that said, Zhao Yaru took out her mobile phone, opened Weibo and directly opened a hot search, and handed it to Li Youzhi.

[The cast of the drama version of "Young Song Xing" has undergone major changes! Considering issues related to the compatibility between actors and roles, Xinhai Film and Television announced that it has terminated its acting contract with Jin Yan, the national hero]

After turning on this hot search on Zhao Yaru's mobile phone, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows and was happy!

This operation is familiar!

Good guy, since Tu Zheng used Bai Shen to hype up traffic, have film and television companies started to play with traffic stars like this?

However, just as Li Youzhi was thinking this, he suddenly saw the hot search list flash on the screen of Zhao Yaru's mobile phone, and a new hot search topic entered the top of the list.

[Jin Yan’s agent’s live broadcast statement: Xinhai Film and Television’s previous announcement was untrue, and it was Jin Yan who actively proposed to withdraw from a certain comic-book film and television project of the company]

"..."

Looking at this new hot search, Li Youzhi hissed.

This strong smell of gunpowder made him feel that a bloody storm of public opinion was coming towards his face.

This long-lost feeling... makes Brother Zhi so excited!

PS: I spent an afternoon at the hospital today, and it is now confirmed that my daughter is allergic to milk and salmon, and has allergic bronchitis caused by milk or dairy products. Then in the afternoon, my wife and I drove dozens of kilometers to find a Chinese medicine doctor who prescribed some recuperative medicine. Why don't you set the falg tonight? After all, fools have a debuff that will cause them to be slapped in the face if they set the flag. If it comes out more, I'll brag, and if it doesn't come out, I'll pretend to be dead... But no matter what, there must be shameless fools asking for monthly tickets!