Growing up as a male god: After listening to the advice, I became a top-notch guy

Beep!

Received cumulative amazing points, 3356400 points!

Early in the morning, accompanied by the chirping of birds on the island, Li Youzhi opened his eyes faintly.

Just as he turned over, he heard a soft beep from the system next to his ear.

Glancing at the astonishing reminder of more than three million worth of deposits in front of him, Li Youzhi smiled brightly despite his eyes full of confusion.

Since the official launch of "Longing for Life", he has become accustomed to and likes this feeling.

Compared with his previous works, the comment section of "Longing for Life" is actually less noisy, and the urging of netizens is relatively limited.

The revenue rhythm of the program is roughly as follows: Li Youzhi releases the video of the program, then rests and sleeps. When he opens his eyes the next morning... he is guaranteed to have a huge wave of surprises in front of him.

What does this feel like?

She's almost like a quiet girlfriend.

She stays by your side quietly every day, making you happy and relieving your boredom. She doesn't snore even when she sleeps. She is cute and cute. But every morning, she puts on beautiful light makeup, wears pure white sexy pajamas and lies beside her pillow. Tickling your nose with her long black hair, and then softly saying "Slacker wake up" with eyes filled with adoration...

"A little goblin!"

He smiled and clicked on the system's account prompt. He saw that most of the amazing value last night came from his shaking hands, but some of the nearly 800,000 came from the Internet music terminal. Li Youzhi jumped out of bed. He took out his cell phone.

Open the Wangji APP and take a look... As expected.

"Toward the Cloud" and "Childhood", which were uploaded to the original music section of Wangyi yesterday, have already stood out among the original new songs of love and love, ranking first and fourth on the original list!

Compared with other music platforms, Wangyiyun Music is more interactive in nature, and netizens are correspondingly more willing to comment.

At this time, the two songs that were uploaded less than 24 hours ago already have more than 10,000 comments!

Seeing the rainbow farts in the comment section of the two songs, as well as many comments about Amway's "Longing", Li Youzhi let out a sigh of relief.

Look, look, what is word-of-mouth?

Not even a penny was paid out, but just relying on the initial traffic of "Single Is Hell", what's the result?

Isn’t this done?

ゝ)ノ6~

After giving himself a thumbs up, Li Youzhi jumped up from his simple but comfortable bed.

The program last night was very effective. Judging from the playback data in the background of Douishou, except for the section where the childhood toys sent by netizens were placed on the shelves, the seafood show that was held at noon yesterday was The number of comments and viewing data of some netizens during the meal are quite high.

This situation once again confirms the truth - eating is always the most attractive and the best way to fight stress.

In fact, there are a lot of ingredients on Jianshan Island, but in order to save trouble these days, Li Youzhi mainly chooses seafood.

Because according to his knowledge, all land animals on the island with eyes are protected by the state, and all birds with feathers are endangered and near-endangered, which is absolutely untouchable, and reptiles are too disgusting to live with. Mouth.

So according to Li Youzhi's idea, today we have to be vegetarian and fully develop the plants on the island.

By the way... go to the sea and get some oily seafood that can be found offshore, and eat it with the ingredients.

Now that I am a famous variety show star, I have to pay attention to the combination of meat and vegetables as a jungler!

After clarifying the goal of today's struggle, Li Youzhi tied up a survival dagger, took a harpoon and a net, and brought the video equipment to explore the island.

I spent a whole morning cutting down seven or eight young bamboos, fighting wits with the bees on the island, and obtained two plates of bee nests and as much bee juice as a mineral water bottle, and picked up some wild loquats. , Mao berries and cut tongue berries, Li Youzhi once again came to the Rock Beach Seafood Market.

After spending more than two hours punishing eight black snapper that strayed into the rocky beach, he returned to the shelter with a satisfied net bag made of used fishing nets.

It's about four o'clock in the afternoon.

He washed the wild loquats, cut them into pieces and dried them on the big rocks next to the hut. He also wrapped the processed black snapper in a layer of coarse salt and hung it in the leeward place behind the shelter to dry. After a busy day, Li Youzhi's heart rose. A huge sense of satisfaction.

What does it mean to not panic when there is food at home?

After taking photos of all today's gains with his hands on his hips, Li Youzhi sent it to his hand-shaking feed.

In the past few days, the "Longing for Life" series has been launched, and the number of followers of Li Youzhi shaking his hands has approached 50 million.

As soon as this post titled "Today's harvest from the jungle, you can lie down and bask in the sun for the next three days" was posted, even at 4:30 in the afternoon, a time when netizens are not active, the comment area of ​​the post was still boiling. stand up!

"Ci'ao, when I saw these fish hanging in a row, the senior fisherman burst into tears! Why do other people's fish look so easy to catch? Why the hell did I spend a whole day by the river and I could only catch some inflatable dolls and tattered shoes and bras? !”

"I understand, I will start learning to survive in the wild now. When I am unemployed at the age of thirty-five, I will find an uninhabited island. Now I can only starve to death at 996 every day. I am not as comfortable as my brother on the island. Na!"

"I'm not envious at all! Isn't it just a pile of wild fruits? Isn't it just a little bit of wild honey? Isn't it just a few sea fish that can be eaten as long as you eat it? Can you have the spicy hotpot flavor in my hand? Ha... ugh Woo woo,"

"I'm not envious, I'm not envious. Although I got so many ingredients, so what? When I think about getting off work in an hour, I go home to cook for my beloved wife, clean up the house, wash clothes, and hand in this I’m not envious at all of my monthly salary! Yes, I’m not envious at all!!!”

Beep!

Received additional [Envy] stunning points, 1,096,005 points!

Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows when he saw only harsh comments filling the screen.

Huh...a bunch of cowards fleeing the rapids, four-legged beasts who need bait and sticks to catch fish, evolutionary losers who get sunburned easily, and duplicitous fools who need two brain hemispheres working at the same time.

It all depends on how Brother Zhi punishes you!

With this in mind, Li Youzhi silently opened the live broadcast center, edited a title [Sexy Brother, Online Tasting], and opened the live broadcast room.

brush!

Almost instantly, the number of people online in the live broadcast room soared to more than 70,000.

Glancing at the number of people online, Li Youzhi grinned.

He directly picked up a yellow-orange loquat, covered with honey that had just been cut in the morning and turned over the natural bubbles, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Hmm... the taste of wild loquat is very strong. My friends, it is paired with island wild honey, it is amazing!"

wipe!

Looking at Li Youzhi feasting on the camera and even sucking his fingers, the barrage in the live broadcast room... collapsed!

However, just when Li Youzhi was about to show off the strawberry pulp, someone suddenly knocked on the door of the shelter's hut from outside.

uh-huh?

With a hint of caution, Li Youzhi held his cell phone and opened the door.

As the afterglow of the setting sun spread into the hut, an old face full of melancholy appeared in front of Li Youzhi.

Seeing that the person standing outside the door was none other than Master Tian, ​​the chief PD of "Single Is Hell", Li Youzhi let out a sigh of joy.

"Director Tian! You have so much time, come on, come on, come in and sit in the house for a while! You have a really good nose. I just found a lot of ingredients today. You can smell them right now. coming!"

Facing Li Youzhi's invitation, Master Tian pursed his lips and smiled dryly.

"Xiao Zhi, I'm not here as a guest today. I just want to discuss it with you. Look... you have quit "Single Is Hell" for several days. I miss you so much. Otherwise... you come back Where’s the show? I’ll edit the footage for you! How about it?”

Wuhu?

Seeing the bitterness on Master Tian's face, Li Youzhi smacked his mouth filled with the sweet aroma of loquat and honey.

At the beginning, Director Tian, ​​you represented the program team and told Brother Zhi that the styles were separated...now you want Brother Zhi to go back?

Sorry...I can't go back!

After all, Brother Zhi is having a great time... now!

Glancing at Master Tian who had a bitter look on his face, Li Youzhi chuckled.

"Director Tian, ​​you are a romance artist. Let me ask you an emotional question. Who do you think is the most difficult woman to woo in the world?"

Master Tian was stunned when he heard Li Youzhi's question. After thinking for a long time, he tentatively answered;

"Kristen Stewart? The one who has seen everything bisexual?"

Is bisexuality a barrier for both men and women? This obviously lowers the threshold, okay?

Hearing this answer, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows and gave the correct answer.

"Director Tian, ​​the most difficult woman to woo in the world is your ex-wife..."

Blanch!

Staring at Li Youzhi's clear eyes, Master Tian's mentality collapsed.

Seeing the expression on the variety show director's face gradually collapse, Li Youzhi laughed and waved.

"Okay, Director Tian, ​​I'm doing the live broadcast, so I won't talk anymore. Come in quickly. Since you're here, let's have dinner together tonight. I'll treat you today!"

He enthusiastically pulled Master Tian into the room. Just when Li Youzhi was about to close the door, he suddenly froze there.

In order to prevent large beasts like wild boars from invading, Li Youzhi did not make the door of the shelter too big. He didn't see Master Tian standing at the door just now.

Now as Master Tian enters the room, behind him are Li Yuanxu, Sun Minghao, Song Zhiya, Cheng Min, Li Duoxi, Wang Rui, Lu Weihao... The nine guests from the "Single Is Hell" program group are standing neatly on their own In the small courtyard.

While Li Youzhi was stunned, a resentful voice behind him sounded again.

"Ex-wife... No, Xiaozhi, why don't we link up the two shows... Or you can set a quota and the cabin can only entertain one guest that day. If you do this... our show can't continue. Got it!"

Amid Master Tian's wailing, Lu Weihao, who was standing in front of Li Youzhi's door, nodded sadly and angrily.

"That's right! Brother Zhi, I almost got beaten by them today! How can this be done?"

Li Youzhi smacked his lips and took a breath while looking at several male and female guests who were embarrassed but had to put on polite smiles.

My brother Hao almost didn't do it... That situation seemed really serious.

Li Youzhi did not express his position, and several guests standing at the door were a little confused.

"Ahem, Brother Xiaozhi, I heard that when I come to your place as a guest, I have to work in exchange for hospitality. Let's see... what should we do?"

"Brother Zhi, I see you have dried so many dried fruits, how about we help you put them away later?"

Hearing the flattering inquiries from Li Yuanxu and Wang Rui, Li Youzhi thought about it for a moment and became happy.

Okay, anyway, today's harvest is enough, so much hard work...

"I have been trying to divert the underground stream on the hillside to the cabin for the past few days, so that water can be more convenient. You... help me dig a water channel and use bamboo to make a diversion channel."

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Faced with Li Youzhi's request, several male and female guests who planned to come over to enjoy the variety show were stunned.

"This is different from yesterday's program...my guests yesterday clearly planted flowers and washed seafood..."

Ah,

Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows when he heard the complaints from female guest No. 3, Li Duoxi.

yesterday?

Yesterday, the two groups of customers recharged Brother Zhi with 40 million!

Compared with Party A’s father, are you worthy?

…

It's around five o'clock in the evening.

Sitting on his small bamboo stool, looking at the sunset in the distance, Li Youzhi put down the coconut water in his hand.

Picking up the phone, he took a photo of a few male guests with their butts sticking out of their heads digging mountains and ditches a few hundred meters away. Then he turned around and took a photo of a few female guests wearing swimsuits washing vegetables and washing rice.

Seeing the scene of the shelter through his lens, the more than 300,000 netizens online... couldn't stand it any longer!

"Damn it, all the members of "Single Is Hell" are staying on Hell Island. Today is Double Eleven!"

"Ah, this island is so magical. During the day, there are 5 guys chasing four girls. At night, when we arrive at Brother Zhi, there are 5 guys and 4 girls chasing one guy... Wow, thank you for your hard work, these guests, it's really hard work. !”

"What the hell, this is not the life I long for. I wouldn't even dare to dream in this direction, damn!"

"It's so comfortable, wuwuwu...he's living so comfortably!"

Beep!

Received additional [Extreme Envy] stunning points, 2501223 points!

Hearing an excited whistle next to his ear, Li Youzhi laughed and took a hard look at Song Zhiya, who was squatting in front of the yard washing bamboo shoots... her round peach-shaped buttocks.

ヾ(●｀●)Ah...

This is the real pastoral joy!