Growing up as a male god: After listening to the advice, I became a top-notch guy

As the only international Category A film festival in China and the home of Chinese-speaking filmmakers, the Shanghai Film Festival has been firmly occupying the audience's attention during this period.

What does this look like?

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Usually movie stars are like welfare queens. I send private photos to my few fans every day, and send short videos to paying users from time to time. I am following the route of enclosing the territory and making myself cute.

What is a film festival? Then it’s a comic show!

Welfare Ji, who has the best figure in the circle and dares to reveal the most, all showed off their best condition, carefully dressed up and put on the most attractive look, and they enjoyed eye-catching in a few days.

This is for LSP... No, what is this for the audience?

It’s Chinese New Year!

But most of the filmmakers who can participate in the Shanghai Film Festival are on the stage and have some status in the world. Therefore, although film festival-related topics are hot during this period, they are mainly focused on works, actors' red carpet looks, and promotion of new films.

What is the nature of someone like Li Youzhi who is a direct quarrel, grabbing the big guys in the circle and giving them a slap in the face?

Let’s put it this way; a 14-year-old little lolita wearing a dead stock got into a fight with a 26-year-old COS Boya Hancock’s eldest sister at a comic exhibition!

So when [Asia’s Most Promising New Filmmaker Award’s ownership was questioned, and the meaning of the unsuccessful filmmaker’s late-night song] became a hot search topic on Weibo, the topic circle was immediately crowded with countless people. !

After following the trending search and seeing Li Youzhi's song "Rakshasa Sea", people from all over the world burst into laughter.

In fact, in recent years, there has been controversy about Cheng Kai.

After "Butterfly Suit" won the Palme d'Or and became famous, this leader of the fifth generation of directors seemed to be a new person. He has been making great progress on the road of making bad movies for so many years.

After entering Millennium, he successively directed several bad movies with production costs of hundreds of millions and a large number of star actors, but the final effect was empty and the scene was empty.

Especially in the early 2000s, netizens directly bombarded netizens because they made his works into spoof videos and took the creator of the video to court.

This has been especially true in the past two years. This guy wants to go into business and want to support his son, but he still can't let go of his figure as a famous director. I often jump between commercial films and the literary and art circles. Today I went to attend the annual meeting of a film and television group. I turned around and stood at the Art Film Salon and talked about how literary films should not be over-commercialized. The attitude of being both serious and serious can be said to have ruined the popularity of the public. .

After savoring Li Youzhi's song "Rakshasa Sea", netizens started a carnival of complaints.

However, the situation is different from the hot search comment area.

As Li Youzhi's absurd song spreads on the Internet, the film industry and related entertainment media have started a... grand scale of verbal and written criticism!

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Beep!

Received cumulative amazing points, 2,376,300 points!

The next day, early in the morning.

As soon as Li Youzhi opened his eyes, he received a large wave of surprises.

Seeing that most of the amazing value comes from Weibo, Li Youzhi yawned long and took out his cell phone that was turned off last night.

However, just after turning on the phone, a lot of messages popped up in WeChat and directly occupied the screen of the phone.

Seeing that the message was sent by Liu Yun, Liu Zhenyang, Wang Xiwen and other old friends who attended the film festival yesterday, Li Youzhi quickly clicked in.

Liu Yun: "Xiao Zhi, what's going on with you? Well, why are you provoking Cheng Kai and the others? They have been operating in the Beijing area for so many years, and the relationship between all aspects from distribution to review is complicated. If you provoke them, you are causing trouble for yourself. Ah! Take my advice and delete that song immediately!"

Liu Zhenyang: "Xiao Zhiqian must be obedient this time. This is not just a matter of scolding fellow actors. You wrote a song last night and scolded Cheng Kai. It's not just Cheng Kai's fault. What you are doing is tantamount to I scolded the entire International Newcomer Award jury! There are more than 20 people on this jury, all of whom are well-known in the industry. It will do you no good to offend them!"

Wang Xiwen: "What's the matter with you kid? You usually look very stable, why are you acting stupid at this time? What can we do even if we don't give up the Newcomer Award? It's not like that! I know you have cooperated with our movie channel before, Now many people in the circle are asking me about you. Last night I answered more than a dozen calls with a lot of nice things to say. How will you end this..."

Looking at the messages sent by several big brothers, Li Youzhi smashed his mouth, which was a little dry after eating too much seafood.

Good guy, Brother Zhi is a good guy!

What I know is that I wrote a song to yin and yang with the directors in the circle. I don’t know... I really thought Brother Zhi slept with Boss Hei’s little wife.

What kind of evil forces are this?

Li Youzhi accepted the kindness of several old friends, but he did not reply.

Jumped down from his hot earthen bed which was connected to the stove. After washing his face with clear mountain spring water, Li Youzhi put on the video equipment, picked up the fishing rod prepared last night, pulled up the simple bamboo raft with an umbrella rope, and quickly arrived at the beach.

At around seven o'clock in the morning, as the sun rose, Sister Moon was driven to the other side of the earth, and the tide was slowly receding.

After rearranging the bamboo raft and making sure that all the links were strong enough, Li Youzhi pushed the bamboo raft towards the cold sea water.

Taking advantage of the water power of the ebbing tide and sliding the oars hard, Li Youzhi was driving a small bamboo raft drifting towards the south of the island in a short time.

With the sound of paddles moving water, the island where Li Youzhi lived for more than ten days gradually showed its outline and became smaller a little bit.

Just like that, about half an hour passed.

It wasn't until the island had turned into a small dot the size of an egg, and the seawater under the bamboo raft had changed from green to a deep blue, that Li Youzhi put away the oars and hung the fish offal that had been dried in the past few days on the On the hook, thrown to the sea.

While waiting for the fish to take the bait, Li Youzhi stuck a fishing rod as thick as an egg yolk and about two meters long in the gap of the bamboo raft, and then took out his mobile phone.

At this time, it was already past eight o'clock in the morning.

With the beginning of urban life, some monsters and monsters... have surfaced on the Internet.

Opening Weibo and clicking on last night's hot search topic circle, Li Youzhi saw several relevant and popular big V updates at a glance.

Li Youzhi clicked on a few casually, wrapped a coat around his head to prevent sunburn, and looked like an Arab tycoon, and burst into laughter.

What are these big Vs talking about?

Most of them are condemnation and denunciation!

For example, several directors and senior actors on the International Newcomer Award jury explained from a "professional" perspective why they were not worthy of the Most Potential Newcomer Award.

For example, his debut time is short and he has few film works. One of the two films that he can produce is a major Internet work that lacks artistic quality, and the other is a supporting role. The influence is limited to the country and has no spread in Asia.

Regarding the incident of writing a song to criticize last night, these so-called authorities in the industry directly rose to the level of personality.

For example, Iger, a member of the international film festival jury and a domestic literary and artistic film director, sent a very literary and artistic short sentence on Weibo - "A mad dog who doesn't know how high the sky is!"

Looking at that unique description, Li Youzhi smacked his mouth.

" @Chinese filmmaker Aige is ashamed... crazy. I may indeed be more crazy, but dogs... It has to be Director Ai who is more doggy. After all, he got up this morning and barked for his master so dedicatedly, I can't compare of."

After casually replying to Iger, Li Youzhi clicked on a few related entertainment news.

Not surprisingly, several media platforms, including Sina Entertainment, also published articles on last night's storm.

Li Youzhi snorted when he saw those articles whose tone was similar to those of the big Vs in the industry, as well as the criticisms written by Feiyu fans and Chengkai fans below.

Brother Zhi had never been so busy poking honeycombs and stealing honey on the island before!

Good guy, after one night, I felt like Brother Zhi had committed a big crime.

It turns out that this is the power of a famous director, wow wow... I'm so envious, when will Brother Zhi have so many younger brothers who love his bad feet?

Thinking like this, Li Youzhi opened his shaking hands.

At around 8 o'clock in the morning, in the trembling comment section, people were venting their anger;

"This is really an old sow wearing one bra after another. If I hadn't known what my brother did last night, I would have thought that my brother's house collapsed when I saw the news this morning!"

"Let's just say that Cheng Kai's filming in recent years has not been very good, but his connections in the industry are like a sparrow pecking an ox's ass - he is really awesome! Good guy, from an actor to a director, from an entertainment news editor to a senior film critic , all of a sudden our little brother has become a public enemy in the circle! If anyone doesn’t scold me at this time, what the hell is wrong!"

"I'm so angry. The hot searches are all ridiculing the inside story of Cheng Kai's awards. As a result, the mainstream media platforms are all criticizing me. So in today's society, apart from a few beeps on the Internet, the public is really Is there no way to speak out?"

"It's great, damn it's great to be famous and have hope! Ha, last night I listened to my brother's song, and I thought he was a bit exaggerated, and the impact was too wide. But now it seems... this film and television industry is really He is Gougouying. @Listen to my brother Li Youzhi, have you seen this? There is no future in anything else, just become a director! Make a movie that can win awards, and accumulate enough status in the world. You won’t be bullied like this!”

"Yes, be a director! Damn it's so cool to be a director. Even if you do some insider work, there will be a lot of licking dogs cleaning the floor for you! I strongly suggest that I stop being an actor and become a director!"

Beep!

Receive a suggested task (shoot a movie and win a grand prize). The difficulty of the task is 6 stars. After completing it, you can get an A-level reward treasure chest!

Receive a suggested task (to produce a work as a director). The difficulty of the task is 4 stars. After completion, you can get a C-level reward chest!

Sitting on the fluttering bamboo raft, Li Youzhi blinked at the two suggested tasks that suddenly appeared.

Hiss~

Director... I'm not very familiar with this Brother Zhi.

Just as Li Youzhi was carefully considering whether to fold these two suggested tasks, a yacht whistle came from the distance.

Li Youzhi put down his cell phone, hit the awning with his palm and looked at the source of the sound. Li Youzhi was happy.

In terms of days, today is the recording day of "Single Is Hell" day8. At around 8 o'clock in the morning, the program team has already arrived.

"Hello!"

Standing up from the bamboo raft with strong balance, Li Youzhi waved vigorously towards the pink yacht.

After a while, the yacht slowed down and docked next to him.

"Brother Zhi..."

"Ha, Brother Zhi, let's go fishing."

When the yacht approached, several handsome men and beautiful women standing on the side of the ship waved with complicated expressions.

Seeing that several guests looked a little embarrassed, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.

In the past few days, several guests in the program group have taken turns going to the hut to have a meal, and several guests have become quite familiar with it.

Feeling the embarrassment and alienation from everyone at this time, Li Youzhi became happy.

"What's wrong with you? I have thorns all over my body today and pricked your eyes?"

"No... ahem, the agency called us early in the morning and told us not to go to your place to record "Longing" in the next few days... Brother Zhi, this time you offended the circle, a little bit. So cruel..."

Hearing what the guys standing at the bow said, Li Youzhi understood.

To say that this was Cheng Kai's instruction is probably not true.

There is a high probability that the brokerage company of a few guests is worried that if a few guys get too close to them, their resources will be affected in the future.

Good guy, I am already on an isolated island, and yet I am singled out because of this matter. This is really...

Beep!

Just as Li Youzhi shook his head and smiled bitterly, a systematic soft sound suddenly came from his ear.

[Suggested task (join a love drama and be single until the end), completed]

[A-level treasure chest (Voice Quality +1) is being distributed... Congratulations to the user for obtaining the high-level [Director Skill Pack]. Description: After the integration, the user's sensitivity to lens language has increased to a high level, and the user's control over the lens narrative of film and television works has increased to the highest level. Level, the operation logic of the crew, the overall coordination and mobilization of actors and staff increased by 300%! PS: A tailor who doesn’t want to be a chef is not a good driver, and an actor who doesn’t want to be a director… there must be something wrong with his psychology! Guys, do you want to try what it feels like to dominate the crew? 】

Ah fuck,

Looking at the reward explanation panel that popped up in front of him, Li Youzhi didn't know whether to be sad or happy for a moment.

This skill really came too soon.

However……

This "Single" hasn't even ended yet, and the system rewards have been given in advance. In other words... Brother Zhi has lost the right to choose a mate on this island!

Brother Zhi failed to complete the task before in the show.

Later, Brother Zhi started a solo career with "Longing", but the mission was still not completed.

Now that Brother Zhi has offended the film and television industry, the mission is completed,

This... is this so realistic?

(ー`ー) Blanch.