Growing up as a male god: After listening to the advice, I became a top-notch guy

After being together for so long, most Leziren netizens are already quite familiar with Li Youzhi's style.

What is Li Youzhi’s style?

In most cases, in the eyes of his fans, he is a down-to-earth person who is extremely fond of his fans and listens to advice almost as if he is a fool.

But it's just like the Gandhi BUG in "Civilization 5"; once this guy who is usually the most kind and humble, with an aggressiveness of "1" encounters some external stimulus, his aggressiveness will turn into a negative BUG, ​​directly reaching 999!

Now, seeing Li Youzhi’s iconic trouble-making face in the video, a wave of comments instantly started in the video comment area;

"What the hell, has this guy rebelled? I thought he was trying to stabilize the stock price at this juncture, but why the hell did you tell me that you were applying for a job as a BBC reporter?"

"The one in front looks like a new fan, hahahaha... This guy has obviously gone deep behind enemy lines and invaded the BBC's home base!"

"Pfft! God's ability to create news. What on earth are you going to do, little brother? Just take care of your child's stock price. Hey, I'm about to go to the rooftop!"

The comment area was abuzz, and Li Youzhi was naturally invisible in the video.

In the picture, Trafalgar Square is in the early hours of the morning, and there are very few pedestrians.

With the faceless photographer behind him, Li Youzhi came to the bronze lion statue in the center of the square and squatted in front of the pigeons that were getting up early to look for food.

"This is not the position of the camera. Lower it a little lower, and then tilt it a little more. Yes, yes, you have to breathe naturally. It looks like a sudden interview and questions, highlighting the authenticity."

"Don't move too much, just a little bit. Okay, I'm going to start asking questions..."

After giving some instructions to the camera, Li Youzhi handed the portable recording microphone in front of a pigeon.

"What U name?"

Faced with Li Youzhi's question, many pigeons fluttered their wings and fled away. Only one pigeon with a gray body and stupid and clear eyes expressed doubts about the human in front of him;

"Gu...?"

"Okay, let's pass this."

Letting go of the pigeon in the picture who was completely confused and unaware of the intentions of the human in front of him, Li Youzhi once again directed the photographer behind him.

"Okay, let's stand further away and zoom in closer. It will look like we are taking a candid shot. Remember to tilt the lens a little and then shake it to create a sense of tension as if we were taking a candid shot and the shooting environment is very harsh. That's right. , that’s what it feels like.”

"Oh, this kind of pigeon droppings and garbage is the best. Oh yo yo, I feel it... Take a photo of this sign prohibiting feeding pigeons."

"Did you see that fat security guard eating a hamburger? Come on, lower the camera a little bit. Make him a little more burly and majestic. The camera focuses on the baton in his waist... Hey, yes, yes, it feels right. "

Shaking hands.

"Minato, can anyone explain to me what I'm doing? It's so abstract!"

"I don't understand. I really don't know what kind of medicine he bought in this gourd."

"No, little brother, what are you doing?"

Watching the video, Li Youzhi was busy around Trafalgar Square, directing the faceless photographer behind him, making the video picture full of an indescribable weirdness, and from time to time he would hold hands trembling. Netizens went crazy.

Just when a group of Leziren netizens were confused by Li Youzhi's abstract behavior, Li Youzhi in the video had already completed the material collection.

His so-called journalistic ability finally came to the display stage!

"Okay, now we go to the post-production of the video to create an underworld effect for it. The production method is also very simple. First, make his light source unstable. For exposure, we selected an expression and manually Adjust it, okay... now it starts to have the effect of the underworld filter. Now, let’s watch the finished film together!”

As Li Youzhi clicked on the computer in the video, the film he had been busy working on for a whole morning in the video... was presented in front of all netizens!

There were strange wavy clouds in the gloomy sky, and under the gray tones, there were only a few pedestrians in Trafalgar Square.

Occasionally, a few pedestrians with angry faces and unkind expressions, as well as square security guards with riot batons hanging from their waists, added a bit of conspiracy and weirdness.

[The managers and humans of Trafalgar Square are not friendly to our arrival. 】

[Perhaps the poor pigeons have become numb to all the disasters. Facing our interview, they appeared panicked and cautious. 】

The gloomy and weird filters and the trembling and sneaky shots give people tension and depression.

The off-screen official English narration has a heavy tone and is full of humanistic care.

"What u name?" "Gu..."

Under the shaking lens, a pigeon with clear eyes looked weak, pitiful and helpless.

[It can be seen that the long-term high-pressure management and oppression have made them afraid to disclose the tragedy that happened here to the outside world. 】

As the camera switches, the black plastic bag next to the trash can and a few pieces of pigeon feathers create a murder scene that can fully arouse people's imagination, like a crime scene.

In such an environment, the warning sign "No Feeding Pigeons" was highlighted extremely dazzlingly.

It is in such a shocking scene that the heavy narration finally comes to light...

[We understand that the pigeon population around Trafalgar Square has plummeted by 90% in the last three years. Obviously, a tragic act of extermination of people is going on here. 】

Shaking hands.

Looking at the numb pigeons, the majestic administrators, the sparse garbage and pigeon feathers under the underworld filter, the fun netizens... were furious!

"Holy shit, I'm already starting to laugh."

"If I hadn't been to Trafalgar Square, I would have almost believed it! To popularize the science, there were too many pigeons in Trafalgar Square before, and a large amount of pigeon droppings were produced, which affected the environment of the square. Many tourists stepped on pigeon droppings and fell down and were injured. So the local city management started to control the number of pigeons from the year before last and banned tourists from feeding them. Damn, it was a good thing, but you made the photo look like a concentration camp, haha Haha, who taught you to take pictures like this, you bastard! You made me laugh so hard!"

"Brother, are you sure this is not official news from the BBC? It's so right, it tastes so right, hahaha!"

" @BBC, come on, little B, I'll give you an editor-in-chief!"

"Is the guy in front of you so stupid? You're just shaking your hands. If you want @, you have to go to YouTube @! Damn, this wave of BBC made me lose 40,000 to 50,000 yuan. Now I have entered the BBC We’re at the base camp, and our people have decided on this venue, what do you guys say?”

"What nonsense are you talking about! Repost to YouTube, make trouble, let's get going!"

boom!

As the comments section burst into hahaha, people who had lost money because of the BBC's report on Li Youzhi last night were stirred up early in the morning.

London, on a bench on the east side of Trafalgar Square.

Beep!

Received amazing points, 419120 points!

Li Youzhi grinned when he heard the system's amazing value recording prompt next to his ear.

very good.

Although people are disappointed in the stock market, their mentality has not completely exploded, and their mental state is still as unstable as ever...

The video he just shot was based on the video he remembered of Uncle Desert ridiculing the BBC for fabricating facts.

The unceremonious exposure of the BBC, a typical Western media, in a farcical way has aroused huge repercussions at home and abroad.

Seeing that the downloads and reposts of the hand-shaking video started to soar, Li Youzhi, who was extremely confident in Leziren's ability to do things, put away his phone with satisfaction and looked at Tu Susu.

Unlike his relaxed and comfortable mood, Tu Susu's expression at the other end of the bench was completely broken.

Tu Susu took a deep breath as he looked at the videos on the mobile phone screen that were forwarded to YouTube by Lezi people one after another.

(^`)

"Brother Zhi, can I buy a plane ticket and go home now?"

Facing Tu Susu's expression of despair, Li Youzhi clicked his tongue.

"Why are you going back? Haven't you been saying that I exploited you these past few months? Now that the business is done, I still want to take you around London and have fun."

"..."

After looking deeply at Li Youzhi for several seconds, Tu Susu finally couldn't hold himself any longer.

Did you bring me here to play?

You brought me here to play the battle royale, right?

Mom, it’s okay to cause trouble in China. Now you’re making trouble in someone’s hometown. If the video just now really gets fermented, I’m afraid I’ll be beaten to death on the streets of London! ! !

Beep!

Received the stunning value of [Extreme Resentment] from Tu Susu, 30 points, 30 points, 30 points...

Beep!

Received additional [Anger] stunning points, 501,220 points!

Wuhu?

Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows when he heard two system beeps coming from his ears again.

He had long been accustomed to the fact that Tu Susu, a rebellious assistant, resented him.

But Li Youzhi was a little surprised by the sudden wave of negative surprises.

Where did this come from?

With this doubt, Li Youzhi silently opened the system panel. Seeing that the wave of negative surprises just now came from the YouTube platform, Li Youzhi quickly opened the APP on his phone.

After clicking on a few videos along the source of the stunning value, and briefly looking through the comment area, Li Youzhi couldn't help but laugh.

The video just now was forwarded to YouTube by a large number of people, and it has attracted the attention of YouTube users...or to be precise, British YouTube users.

After seeing the news they had just made up, the mentality of quite a few British YouTube users... exploded!