Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Xiang Huai's sofa was so soft that Jing Huan didn't want to get up as soon as he lay down.

The clothes are light and light, and they have long been dyed by the temperature of the two. Halfway through the kiss, Jing Huan was uncomfortable, with one leg resting on the ground and the other foot simply hooking Xiang Huaizhi.

Xiang Huai's action was delayed, and then he kissed even harder. Jing Huan's hair was very dense and soft, and a feather-like Capricorn was in her palm.

Finally, Jing Huan interrupted the kiss.

He rested his hands on Xiang Huaizhi's shoulders, pushed him with a little strength, and his back arched in embarrassment.

It's over.

Dear fire.

Jing Huan panted, red eyes and casually found a topic: "Where did the movie go?"

Xiang Huaizhi casually said: "The males are mainly transformed."

Jing Huan said, "You get up first."

"Don't kiss?" Xiang Huaizhi raised his hand, wiped his lips, and yelled, "Boyfriend."

"..." Jing Huan had a numbness at the back and said honestly, "I have also transformed."

Xiang Huaizhi laughed. The low mute laugh was very sexy.

Jing Huan thought he was crazy, and he felt **** after listening to laughter ...

Jing Huanqu raised his elbow to remember, but accidentally encountered something.

His cheeks flushed red, and he stared blankly at Xiang Huaizhi.

"It's all the same," said Xiang Huaizhi.

Jing Huan froze and rolled his throat back and forth several times: "Then you first or me first?"

Xianghuai's home has a bathroom.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "You first."

Jing Huan nodded wildly.

But after a few seconds, Xiang Huaizhi still did not move, he did not move away, Jing Huan could not get up without brute force.

When Jing Huan wanted to ask, he saw the man leaned over and asked him with a gas tone: "May I help you?"

Jing Huan half lay on the sofa, clutching the sofa tightly, but did not dare to see it. In the end he couldn't help lowering his eyes.

He not only wore Xiang Huaizhi's clothes, but even the underwear / underpants were given by the other party. Although it was new, the style was exactly the same as that of Huai Huai.

In the end, Jing Huan was sweating.

Xiang Huaizhi knelt down on the sofa, pulled out two wet paper towels from his side, and wiped their hands: "Dirty, I'll get new clothes."

Jing Huan leaned on the sofa for two minutes, then raised his wrists to cover his eyes.

After doing this, the touch between them was a little bit brazen. After changing into new clothes, Jing Huan returned to the sofa and leaned on Xiang Huaizhi to play with his mobile phone.

Tonight the lol semi-final, just in time to catch up with the last game, is a domestic team game, Xiang Huaizhi directly projected the game to the TV, and also ordered a few copies of fruit.

Xiang Huaizhi wasn't interested in the game. He didn't bring a mobile phone and only had a desktop at home.

Jing Huan turned his head to the side and saw that he was opening his friend list, and asked with a dumb laugh, "Check my friend, brother?"

Xiang Huaizhi saw that his group was renamed from "haha" to "brother".

He just wanted to send a message to Chunxiao to let her start the gang construction task next week, and she said, "Well, will you check?"

"It's over." Jing Huan reached out to cover Xiang Huaizhi's separate group. "My leg splits were finally discovered ..."

Xiang Huai's forbearance was unbearable, holding the computer, and hooking people over to kiss him.

The mobile phone on the table kept ringing, because it was pulled back to the discussion group, and there was no time to open the message to interrupt, and each message would be prompted, so noisy Jing Huan had to pick it up.

Lu Wenhao: [Photo] I have picked my clothes.

Lu Wenhao: What do you think of my shoes? 【photo】

Lu Wenhao: I will broadcast live to you tomorrow [Shy]

Lu Wenhao: Gao Zixiang has bought, thanks for sharing.

buy what?

Jing Huan pondered for a moment, then suddenly returned to God-Gao Zixiang only shared one thing today.

Xiaojing: You are involved in the report.

Gao Zixiang: Alas, the little girl is really pitiful, so it is not reliable to say that online dating is mostly a man like Lu Wenhao.

Lu Wenhao :? What happened to me I like her. She likes me. Isn't it normal for a male and female friend to communicate further?

Gao Zixiang: I just thought about that thing, did you like it? You are stinging her body! You are cheap!

Lu Wenhao: Cao, although we just met, we have been in love for several months, ok?

Gao Zixiang: Is online dating considered a love?

Xiaojing: Of course? !!

Gao Zixiang :?

Lu Wenhao: Although, however, the spirit guy who has been single for 20 years should not participate in our discussion, thank you!

grass.

Who's been single for 20 years?

I'm out of order. Now I'm watching a game with my boyfriend.

Jing Huan opened the phone keyboard and just typed "Who said I'm single", paused, and deleted all the words.

He didn't mind talking, but he had to take care of Xiang Huaizhi.

Xiaojing: Billowing.

Xiang Huaizhi was discussing the distribution of Yaotian with Chunxiao, and a phone call suddenly came in.

He connected and ordered a handsfree.

"Xiang Xiang, are you done?" The middle-aged woman's voice sounded, and there was a crash of Mahjong. "The weather is cold recently. Would you like your aunt to cook soup for you tomorrow?"

Jing Huan's action on the mobile phone was rigid, and he looked back at him conditionedly, and his reaction was similar to that of being arrested.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "No, I'm not going back yet, and live in Linshan's house for a few days."

Asked Mom, "A few days?"

Xiang Huai silently turned his head and looked at the people around him.

Jing Huan: "?"

"Uncle and aunt go to the hot spring for a few days?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan was so scared that he couldn't speak, and slowly raised his hand, compared to three.

Xiang Huaizhi smiled: "Three days."

The mahjong stopped and asked her, "Someone around you?"

"Ok."

"Who?"

I don't know if it is Jing Huan's illusion. He even felt a little excitement in his mother's voice.

"He ..." Looking at Huaizhi, his face was tense, and his mouth changed. "He is shy, let's talk later."

Hanging up the phone, Jing Huan finally dared to say, "Do you want to live here for three days?"

"Look at you, do you want to go back?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan asked, "What do you say?"

Jing Huan's ears continued, and he continued to lower his head to play with the mobile phone. After a while, he murmured suddenly, "I'm struck by your body, I'm not a good person ..."

Xiang Huai's house has only one bedroom.

At night, Jing Huan lay on the big bed in the bedroom and felt the smell of Xiang Huaizhi even on the pillow.

Xiang Huaizhi turned off the TV, lay in bed, and just wanted to talk to her boyfriend again, when Jing Huan closed his eyes with his head closed, he was asleep.

He stared for a while, remembering how the man had just covered the computer screen, his heart was so soft that he bent down and kissed the corner of his mouth again, and said softly in his ear: "Good night."

When Jing Huan woke up, he was being held.

He froze for a moment, turning his head to look at the person with eyes closed beside him, his sleep disappeared instantly.

When did he fall asleep? !!

Grass, lie on the boyfriend's bed for the first time ... he fell asleep?

Jing Huan was furious, and made his way to the side of Huai Huai, then slowly reached out and took the mobile phone of the nightstand.

As a result, I was frightened when I opened the screen at one point. It turned out that the screen was full of WeChat message prompts, and the page could not be finished. It was all Lu Wenhao's discussion group.

He still remembers Lu Wenhao going to Mianji today.

So anxious ... Is it being immortal / person / jumped?

Jing Huan opened WeChat with the idea of ​​going to the police / station to catch people by plane. As a result, he turned over the chat records for a long time, but they didn't turn the point.

Xiaojing: Send so many expressions, don't you want money for traffic?

Lu Wenhao: Oh.

Lu Wenhao: I'm dying. You still care about that traffic.

Xiaojing: Just say something.

Lu Wenhao was very emotional and sent three consecutive minute-long voices.

Xiaojing: I can't hear you, you type.

Gao Zixiang: Where are you?

Xiaojing: Bed, just got up.

Gao Zixiang: Why can't you hear it in bed?

Jing Huan froze, knocking his lips and typing.

Xiaojing: Well, I'm too lazy to listen and type.

Lu Wenhao: You have no heart. I just came back from Gee and now I am going home at the station.

Xiaojing: At 11 o'clock in the morning, are you finished? Was immortal / person / jumped?

Lu Wenhao: [smiles] I want to be better.

Xiaojing: Is it a man again?

Lu Wenhao: No, woman, the photo looks the same as a real person.

Xiaojing: Oh, that bless you.

Lu Wenhao: He was thirty-four years old on the identity / identity / certificate, divorced, and brought his son.

Xiaojing: ...

Jing Huan held the phone and couldn't return to his mind for a long time.

Lu Wenhao: I killed someone in my life? Still set fire?

Jing Huan smirked with a stomachache, and couldn't help but trembled in his shoulders.

Xiaojing: All right, brother, anyway, this time it's a woman ... Then what? You have to ask clearly, if ... someone else hasn't divorced, you better stop messing around.

Lu Wenhao: I bought an electric toy car for her son, and taught him to write homework for the winter vacation, and then ran off while his mother was taking a bath.

Lu Wenhao: She told me she was eighteen years old.

Lu Wenhao: I questioned her. She said that each girl was eighteen years old, and she said that I didn't understand the heart of women.

Jing Huan chuckled twice and heard a word behind him.

"What are you laughing at?"

Jing Huan stopped typing and raised his head: "I woke you up?"

"No." Xiang Huaizhi closed his eyes wearily, lowered his head against his forehead, and hoarse, "What's wrong?"

Jing Huan handed the phone to him.

After Xiang Huaizhi watched it, he made a slap and felt it was not right. He smiled back and asked seriously, "What should I do?"

"It's okay, he just beats his life. This is the second meal. Once again, he can always quit online dating." Jing Huan took the phone back and said, comforting Lu Wenhao.

Xiaojing: Do n’t go online anymore.

Lu Wenhao: How many nets do I have!

Lu Wenhao: Grass, I'm crazy now, I don't think any woman thinks normal.

Lu Wenhao: The stunners in the game are either shemales or aunts!

Lu Wenhao: [picture] such as this.

Looking at the game characters in the picture, Jing Huan smiled stiffly.

The picture is the little sweet scene hanging in Penglai Wonderland.

Lu Wenhao: Oh, you may not know it. I have heard it from the one who sang the loyalty to the country before.

Xiaojing :?

Xiaojing: Doesn't her voice sound huh?

Lu Wenhao: Typing sloppy, and also like to make a face, you haven't seen her talking to her husband ... tired of death.

Lu Wenhao: I have seen too many of these eyes, and I tell you, 99% of Xiaotianjing is a man! The more I think now, the more he feels like a voice changer! 34-year-old middle-aged uncle

Lu Wenhao: When he yearned for him, he spent a lot of money! My yearning is worse than mine! I found comfort!

Xiaojing :?

Xiaojing: Comfort you [horse head]

Xiaojing: Get off to me.

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