Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

The time of the arena is from 7:30 to 9:30. When Lu Hang returns to the dormitory, he will only wear a pair of headphones to Huai, and control the characters of the game to send the sword to the opponent.

Lu Hang put his bag on the bed and complained, "What do you think of these adults now? I have to call the whole family after a birthday, and I have to go around a big table and eat like a big dinner. The questions, one by one, first asked to learn and then asked the feelings, so that I couldn’t even eat the rice, and hurriedly yelled when my dad went to the toilet... Who are you playing with tonight? No, I am. Is it crazy to drop points... I fuck?"

After Lu Hang saw the people in the Huai team, he swallowed those broken pieces.

At half past nine, the arena ended on time, and all the teams waiting or fighting were rushed to the arena transmitters for a moment. At one time, the city was full of people.

I opened a mouth to Huai, and spoke to the people in the team: "Go."

After he finished speaking, he did not give the team a chance to react and directly disbanded the team.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Thank you brother for taking me to jjc! Brother! *^o^*

This dialog box popped out abruptly, and all the players around him were stunned. For a long time, no one flew away and was still crowded in the city.

Not to the head of Huai, the first one left the scene.

Lu Hang coughed twice, pretending: "Thank you brother to take me to the arena~"

To Huaizhi: "Are you a parrot?"

And the tone is not at all learned. If it is a small sweet scene, it must be dragged a long tail in the last word.

He listened for two hours and almost neurasthenia.

"I will learn, don't attack me." Lu Hang moved to the chair and sat next to him. "Old, you have a situation! You actually took the little sweet scene to play the arena?! Is she equipped? Are you going to bring Girl, don't even have points?"

"The Fox Cave does not depend on equipment." To Huai Road, "No points."

"No points?" Lu Hang thought for a moment. "Oh, her number has been reset. Do you match the rookie? Is there a gaming experience?"

It is said that the rookie is not accurate, the first three opponents are really not strong, but after encountering Chunxiao, they will match more than two thousand five percent opponents.

However, since Xiaotianjing gradually became familiar with the pk skills application of Foxxiandong, they have not lost. However, she was almost stunned by the people of the idlers in a few games. Fortunately, when there was a battle, Xiaotianjing began to run on the map, and the death did not appear in the enemy's cast range.

I have to say that the operation of this little fox is much better than he thought.

"It's not bad with 1v1."

Lu Hang's computer is not closed all the year round. There is a scene in Jiuxia called Penglai Wonderland. Hanging up in Penglai Wonderland, you can get an experience every three minutes. Although it is less, it is better than nothing. He sat in front of the computer and looked at the friend's message he received during the hang-up time.

"How could it not be bad, Jingjing sister is so talkative..." Lu Hang looked at the news received, frowning, "I don't care how close, I am coming... I am old, she actually asked me, you and Xiaotianjing are What is the relationship? How can I answer this?"

Eyebrows to Huai: "Do you add acacia?"

"Yeah, before she wanted to pull me to the idler's pavilion. I don't think the gang has broken many things. I didn't go. Fortunately, I didn't go, or I am too much with Xiaojingjing." Lu Hang looked up and asked. He, "You are going to say, how can I answer her?"

Throwing the number to Huai Zhi to Penglai Wonderland, got up and went to wash, and dropped a sentence: "Friend."

[Friends] Coloane: They are friends, what happened?

[Friend] Acacia disregards: Impossible.

[Friends] Acacia disregard: Xiao Tianjing just confessed to the arena in the arena.

Fuck, is there this? !

Lu Hang looked back at the washing of Huaizhi, and shook his head.

Young man, not honest.

[Friend] Coach: Have you not heard a word?

[Friend] Acacia disregard: What?

[Friend] Roller: First, a friend is a sister, and finally becomes a little baby.

[Friend] Acacia disregards:...

[Friend] Coach: I said to you in advance anyway, Xiao Tianjing often used it with us recently. If you help the people in the group, they will come to my brother’s head...

[Friend] Roller: You know, **** male temper is not good, in order to bubble sister, he may decide what to do [shut up]

I was sneezing into Huai’s mouth, thinking, coming into the winter.

——

On the weekend, Jing Huan brought a bag of food and wine back to the school dormitory.

When he first entered the bedroom, he heard Gao Zixiang shouting: "Quickly! I am a bite! But I will be set by the boss! I have no milk... Are you going to play Fox Cave?!"

Lu Wenhao: "Hey, you are doing your milk! This skill range is so small, three blood pools can eat one, you should worship the Buddha! Besides, there is no cooling time for the skills? You are when I am 36d casually squeezed Is there a squeeze?"

Gao Zixiang said coolly: "I don't think the two squats on your chest are smaller than 36d."

"Fart, have you passed?"

Jing Huan: "..."

What a **** conversation is this fucking.

He put the bag down and squinted at the empty table: "What about the pot?"

Lu Wenhao hurriedly glanced at him: "Huan Huan, are you coming? So early? Wait for the meeting, right away, we are in the next 25 people."

Jing Huan: "How are you playing Jiu Xia again, not deleting the number?"

"You know, I didn't have any class during this semester. Every day I was bored and dying. I bought a number to accompany this stupid man. His team is going to fight for a battle, and there is a shortage of materials." Speaking of this, Lu Wenhao Hearing twice, "The result is that he doesn't thank me, even if he doesn't, I still dislike the old man every day!"

Gao Zixiang: "No, do you know what martial art he bought? Fox Fairy! This **** is not deliberately engaging me? Let him turn the door and send him not happy..."

Jing Huan’s hand: “What happened to Fox Cave? Isn’t it strong?”

"The strong are all others, just like him, even the blood pool will not let go..." Another blood pool is empty, Gao Zixiang can't bear it. "After you finish this, you will give the old man a change!"

Jing Huan was too lazy to listen to them quarreling: "I mean I have eaten and drink, I have to wait for you two grandfathers to finish the game before they can eat?"

"No, no, it will end soon, wait another ten minutes... No, five minutes." Gao Zixiang said, "Our pot was borrowed from the 102 bedroom, and we have to go find them."

Jing Huan regretted, he should buy a pot and a base, and cook it at home.

He picked up the bag again and turned and walked away.

"Hey Huanhuan, where are you going?" Gao Zixiang quickly called him.

"Go home to eat hot pot."

"Don't!" Gao Zixiang said, "We will finish playing right away, brother! You will sit for a while, absolutely in five minutes!"

Jing Huan raised his hand and looked at his watch: "I haven't finished playing in five minutes. I pulled your cable."

After that, he threw the bag on the sink and opened the dormitory door.

Lu Wenhao: "Isn't it five minutes? How can I go..."

"Take the pot." Jing Huan’s head did not return.

Jing Huan went to the door of 102 and knocked the door. Most of the time there was a sound, the door was opened, and a smell came out from inside.

Jing Huan couldn't help but frown slightly, restraining the urge to blow his nose.

"Hey, Jing Huan, how come you come? Rare guest." They opened their doors to their professional classmates, playing basketball together, not familiar.

Jing Huan: "Well, come and take the pot in our bedroom."

"Oh yes, I will get it for you right away, wait a minute." The other turned and walked into the dormitory.

Jing Huan saw the inside through the cracks of the door. Besides, the pile of stinky socks that were thrown outside the toilet door made him lose most of his appetite.

The man came back soon. He handed the pot to Jing Huan: "Sorry, I wanted to go back earlier, play the game and forget it."

"Nothing." Jing Huan took it and was ready to go.

"Wait a minute, Jing Huan, I just have something to discuss with you." The boy asked, "Next weekend, my birthday, just past the opposite bar, are you coming over?"

As far as their relationship is concerned, it is really not enough to invite each other to participate in the birthday.

But Jing Huan is handsome, as long as Jing Huan comes, it is a living sign, and the entire professional girl can come.

Jing Huan smiled and his tone was alienated: "There is something, can't go."

Drop this sentence, he turned and left, not giving the next person a second invitation.

Jinghuan looked up at the pot on the floor.

If he didn't read it wrong, the orange on the lid would not be the spicy oil on the hot pot.

The pot was borrowed before he moved out. It’s been two weeks. Is this **** still washed?

Simply go back and buy one.

He thought about it and decided to look at the situation inside the pot before making plans. He walked to the window of the stairwell, placed the pot on the edge of the window, and opened the lid.

I saw a black body with oranges lying quietly in the center of the pot, especially eye-catching. After feeling the movement, it quickly turned around in the pot to prove his vitality.

Jing Huan confronted him without any precautions. He was sluggish for a few seconds, then his legs were soft and he could barely stand.

He opened his mouth and tried to call, but found that he was scared at this time and could not even make a sound.

With the last strength, he threw the pot into the sky!

The most feared thing in Jinghuan's life is the worm. Even the spider model in the game will feel resistant, let alone the thing that lives on the edge of his finger!

For a moment, he even felt that he was shocking.

The pot was thrown to the ground, and it made a crisp, piercing crash. He climbed out of the pot and couldn't find the way around. Jing Huan was scared to retreat quickly, followed by a foot on the air, the heart seemed to stop a shot -

He hit a meat wall.

Jing Huan was relieved, but fortunately... not falling to death.

The person behind him was also shocked, but he reacted very quickly. In order to prevent Jing Huan from continuing to fall, he quickly reached out and hugged the waist of Jing Huan and held the man steady.

"It's okay," asked the person behind.

This voice is very familiar, and Jing Huan is almost subconsciously disguised: "Nothing, thank you brother -"

The two have a meal at the same time.

Jing Huan immediately returned to God and sweared in his heart.

The dog is eagerly aspired to scream in his earphones every day, and his voice is now like his mother.

He turned his head and took a photo with the boys behind him. He said sincerely: "...thank you buddies."