Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Lu Hang sat on the bed and smiled forward and back, and the whole bed followed his movements and trembled.

"Old is too human for you."

"You are a human, why don't you remind her?"

"I also want to remind her, but I don't know the first few questions. You forgot. A few days ago, I was fined by the aunt because I lost the wrong garbage...and whoever has nothing to remember is doing a few The npc of the mission and the low-level wild map is screaming?"

Nothing to Huaizhi, he saw Xiaotianjing standing in front of the guard at the door, and his back seemed to be desperate than when he saw the subject.

He also just saw some funny things from this back, and he did not hold back the sentence.

[Team] Heart longing: blame me.

Nonsense, don't you blame me for blaming me? !

I am afraid of shame in front of Acacia! I will kill you! !

Jing Huan gnashed his teeth and tapped the keyboard, making a loud noise.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: 呜呜呜t.t! Brother is bad! !

[Team] Heart longing for:...

After finally passing this link, Jing Huan sighed with relief. He would not brush this broken copy anymore. He had less experience and more things, and 100,000 sweethearts did not come to him.

The main task of this copy is to save the brides who were forcibly brought back to the government by the second son, so they spent most of their time searching for things, rarely triggering the battle. After half an hour of inquiries, they finally got clues.

I saw on the taskbar that:

Congratulations, you have won the "Liu girl's sedan route", and quickly dressed up to go to Chang'an City 121.47, destroying this happy event! (Require two people to team up, limited time 20 minutes.)]

Jing Huan had not had time to look at it, and there was a task prop in the inventory.

His mouse moved over and looked like a big red suit.

"Who got the good clothes?" Lu Hang asked.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: ... me.

"It's you again..." Lu Hang couldn't help but laugh. "Let's do it, then you put your clothes on."

Change clothes? What are you doing?

Seeing her standing still, Lu Hang understood: "You haven't brushed this book? Then I will tell you, you have to choose a teammate, form a married team, go to the Liujia girl's sedan chair, then we mess up Go grab the bride. Just sit in the sedan chair and hang up, it's very easy."

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Can't go directly to grab? 0.0

Lu Hang: "No, sb planning must arrange this ring."

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Oh, choose a teammate? Can anyone choose?

Lu Hang: "Yes."

As if to sense something, knock on the word Huai: I hang the meeting machine -

The word has not yet had time to send out, Xiao Foxxian has already jumped in front of him, a dialog box pops up in the game.

[Little Sweetview invites you to join the team. whether. 】

To Huaizhi: "..."

Her invitation is so obvious, if she refuses, she is afraid that it will damage the face of the little girl.

Sigh with Huai, click Yes.

Then raise your hand and delete the words in the dialog box.

When he entered the team, he had more than one suit. He didn't think much, just right-clicking.

Just at the same time as the two people clicked at the same time, the sedan chair appeared, he was forced to settle in the immediate system, Xiaotianjing was also stuffed into the sedan chair, and the queue was slow to the center of the city.

The rest of the team followed the sedan and waited for an opportunity.

"Brother," Jing Huan opened the voice in the team. At this time, he spoke. Only the heart longed to hear. "Would you like to play the arena?"

To Huai: "Well."

I thought she wanted to bring her to her. I didn't expect Xiao Tianjing to listen. After just saying, "Well, my brother is cheering."

Silenced to Huai, and asked, "Would you like to go?"

Jing Huan said casually: "I think, but I am too junk, and I am also giving others points..."

"You want to go, I will take you."

A glimpse of Jinghuan.

When did this person become so good?

"...no, I don't want to hurt you."

Actually, there was no other meaning to Huai. He just thought about it later. Xiao Tianjing was for him to play games. Although he was not obligated to take responsibility for her, he would not be embarrassed if he could.

However, since the other party refused, he will not be reluctant: "Well, follow you."

Jing Huan is sitting in the sedan chair, even the scenery can not be seen, boring is terrible, continue to look for the heart to chat: "God God brother, why did you not add gangs?"

"Trouble, don't want to add." To Huaihuan, "Don't call me like this."

Jing Huan: "What do I call you? God of War? Brother of my heart? Brother?"

I heard a headache from Huai, and I couldn’t think of a proper name for a while, but I had no choice but to pick the most normal one from inside: "Call my brother."

Sitting behind him, Lu Hang couldn't believe his ears.

He just said casually that day, did he really recognize his sister to Huai? !

Jing Huan: "Well, my brother~"

To Huai: "... don't call this tone."

Jing Huan: "How about it?"

"You don't have to pretend." Straightforward to Huai, "Talk in the usual voice."

Lu Hang: "..."

You are too hurtful, old-fashioned.

Stinking straight man.

This word is replaced by which girl can't stand it, but Jing Huan will not, he no longer hangs his throat, just like a dedicated Taobao customer service, perfectly meet the customer's request: "Good brother, can you listen to this? ”

The girl’s voice was a little dumb, and it’s not so embarrassing. It’s a little more than a royal sister’s taste.

To Huai: "Well, you send me the equipment on your body."

Jinghuan obediently sent all the equipment to the team channel.

I swiped two pieces to Huai's and I didn't look down. Xiao Tian Jing is not modest, her equipment is all ordinary, even the best weapon, just a blue dress, a jewel is not on, no wonder that in the arena will be taken away in the arena .

"If you have time, you will go to the next place and you will explode the equipment. Anyone who bursts will be better than you." To Huaizhi, "You are Fox Cave, the main pile seal hit rate, speed and healing attributes."

Jing Huan listened for a long time to understand, this heart is eager to teach him to play games?

It is strange to say that he found that since they had finished playing in the arena, Huaizhi’s attitude toward him seemed to be much milder. He usually received a reply when he greeted him. Although short, it was better than turning a blind eye.

Jing Huan: "Hmm, thank you brother, I will work hard recently."

In a few words, the sedan chair has already rushed to the center of the street, and smashed into the seductor of Liu’s girl.

The teammates acted neatly and took the bride away in half a minute.

"Ok, safe." Lu Hangdao, "Take a boss again, the boss is not difficult, everyone is free to operate."

Three minutes later, the boss two sons crashed into the ground, and at the same time, there was an interface in the game.

It is a copy reward mechanism of the system. Twenty people lose their voices, whoever has a large number of points, and who the items are rewarded.

It is said that it is a lost one, that is, a button. Jing Huan pressed and threw three points.

"Leopard, bully." Lu Hang Road.

Jing Huan: "..." used to it.

Finally, the heart is eager to win with 17 points. At the moment the interface disappears, a message pops up.

[[Team] players are eager to see the courage, and help each other, successfully saved the Liu girl from the second son. Thanks to the table, Liu girl took out the precious [Nine-Vatican Lotus] and gave it to her heart. 】

When Jing Huan is up, it will be sour. Will the heart longing for this product be too good? Just make a copy of this book can burst purple ring?

He clicked on the attributes of the eye ring and couldn't help but swear by the word "by".

Treatment +18, endurance +17, add-on good things in pairs - there is a chance in the battle to double the amount of milk treated. Although the chances are small, it is enough to double a pk.

It is a perfect Putuo Mountain equipment.

[Team] Love is what you eat:...[Lemon]

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: [Lemon] [Lemon]

[Team] Destiny Zhizhi Peach: People with money will only have more money.

[Team] Cotai: boss, dividend, speed.

[Team] Heart longing: um.

According to the rules, each person in the group gave a seven-cent dividend.

[Team] Chun Xiao: The heart is yearning for it, this treatment ring you open a price.

Chunxiao happens to be Putuo Mountain. She wants to see the first sight of this equipment.

[Team] Heart longing: don't sell.

[Team] Chun Xiao: Why? You can't use it anymore.

[Team] Heart longing: use it.

[Team] Chun Xiao: ... OK, then you want to sell and contact me someday.

Jinghuan originally wanted to find the ring to buy this ring. Although the ring is more suitable for Putuo Mountain, Fox Cave can also be used.

After seeing this conversation, he quickly dismissed the thought.

The copy was dissolved in place, and Jing Huan hangs the number to the main city to set up the stall, then opens the exchange, and slowly looks at the equipment.

He actually likes to play in the arena, and he doesn't have a good set of equipment. It is not convenient to do anything.

Unfortunately, the equipment on the exchange was too expensive, cheap and too junk. He turned over for a long time and finally found nothing.

At this time, the dialog box of Jiu Xia lights up.

[Friend] Heart longing: Where?

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: Set up in the main city 0.0

[Friends] Hearts are longing for: coordinates.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: 10.11, what happened to my brother?

Going to Huaizhi to the main city 10.11, I saw that the little fox is sitting on the ground with a big sign on the top of the head -

[Selling and selling can not afford to eat]

He regained his gaze and moved his fingers and threw the nine-vana lotus on his body.

He had just gone to the warehouse to take some of the stocks he had obtained, and he put the stuff on a five-stage jewel, which was barely usable.

Jing Huan saw what the other party had thrown over, first, and then remembered typing.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: [Shocked] [Blinking]

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: ... is it wrong?

[Friend] I yearn for it: No.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Oh, how much, I will transfer it to you.

[Friends] Hearts are longing for: No, you can use the brush task and play the arena.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing:?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: [scream] brother

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Is this for me?

Quickly knocked a word to Huai, and replied.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: Affectionate? !

[Friends] heart longing: ah.

After the two messages are in tandem, the same second appears in the dialog box.

To Huaizhi: "..."

What is the bad thing in three sentences?

[Friend] Xiaotianjing:! !

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Thank you brother! ! !

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I will definitely cherish it! I gave it 15 pieces of gems! Never let its durability fall three hundred points! I will sleep with it at night! ! Qaq

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: [circle] [磕头][kiss][blow kiss]

To Huaizhi was dazzled by these expressions.

[Friends] Hearts are longing for: not a sentimental token, there are conditions.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: Brother, you said!

[Friends] I am longing for it: I will express my feelings in the future, not more than three at a time.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: Haobit [Kiss]

[Friend] I yearn for it: [Kiss] This expression is not allowed to send.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing:...

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: 喔qaq2k novel reading network