Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Lu Hang had finished eating breakfast and then rushed to the ground. They both started late this morning. They rushed to class without eating two breakfasts. They hungry for more than an hour.

He logged in to yy, looking for Acacia and asked for a yellow horse to enter the small room of their team.

"How come you two?" he asked. "What about our other teammates?"

To Huai: "I don't know."

Lu Hang discovered that the other two teammates were in someone else's room.

He dropped a sentence "I went to ask" and jumped to another room. Because the copy hasn't started yet, there are a lot of people in this room, it looks quite lively.

"Eat, return, you are our team, how to run someone else's room?" Lu Hang inserted into the chat.

The voice is quiet for a moment, just listen to love is to eat your little voice: "I dare not go in."

Lu Hang said: "Ah? Why?"

Love is what you eat and say truthfully: "I am afraid to hear what should not be heard."

Then I was kicked out of the channel by the heart and gave a seven-day ban on the package.

Lu Hang: "..."

In fact, it is not just to eat melons, but even Jing Huan is quite surprised.

He doesn't quite use yy. Although he used it before playing Nine, he only used the function of "f2 talk" and he was not skilled in kicking. He just wanted to play Xian Meng Meng for the second time, and the system prompts him that “the visitor is no longer in the channel”.

The heart has longed for him to kick the person in one step, and even banned the id.

At that moment, Jing Huan’s mood was particularly subtle.

The first thought was that the **** scum man started to attack him again.

Then I was sighed again - the scum male is not a scum male, and the fairy scent is also a "love" relationship, but now in the face of a hundred people said to kick and kick, no feelings left.

"Brother." He screamed.

The tone to Huai has not changed: "Yeah."

"Have her name been swearing at me?" Jing Huan deliberately lowered his voice. "She threatened me before, I subconsciously... just kicked her, will she come and chase me again? I am a bit afraid……"

afraid?

I thought about it to Huai, and I always felt that I had never seen such a feeling of "fear" in Xiaotianjing.

"No," he said. "She can't kill you."

Jing Huan still wants to go deep into this topic, and sees three more people in the room - Lu Hang called his teammates.

His lips were slightly open and he still didn't say it.

They first copied a copy of five people, and twenty people released it at three in the afternoon.

The five people in the team are him, the heart longing, the road, the love is the difference between you and the question.

Several of them are often together, and only the question is that the return date is temporary.

In the eyes of other gangs, Mo’s entanglement among the four people was like a little pity, and he could feel his helplessness across the screen.

Mo asked that the return period was really helpless. Before the heart was longing for them, the Oolong that they had just made in the gang did not say. The most embarrassing thing was that he once chased Xiaotianjing.

Yes, he is the mage in the fixed pursuit team.

Xiao Tianjing even talked with him - some time in the city gate, Xiao Tianjing asked if she could let her go out to get a daily task.

Did he say that he was coming?

Oh, he made a kitchen knife expression.

Thinking of this, Mo asked that the return date is even more unbearable.

"The mage attribute is displayed on the public screen." The microphone that the heart is yearning for is bright.

Mo asked that the return period did not dare to delay, and the fire quickly broke.

"Wow~2000**, it's amazing." Xiaotianjing suddenly spoke, she exclaimed. "No wonder I used to beat me so much. You, **, get the master list?"

Do not return: "..."

"If I remember correctly, the return date is the top five of the Master? Why, have you met in the arena?" Lu Hang asked.

“No,” Jing Huan said lightly. “It’s just been chased by him before.”

To Huaizhi: "..."

"Hey--" Lu Hang did not hold back, laughed out, "This way..."

Do not ask for a return: "...I am still apologizing for it now?"

"Ah? Nothing, just misunderstanding." Jing Huan said with a smile, "It’s just keeping me 71 hours and 13 minutes. I don’t avenge it."

Do not return: "..."

Laughing to Huai, and dragging the team to the main city npc: "First come together, there is more than an hour, let's go to the next one. Come to the main city warehouse."

For a moment, Mo asked to return to the team.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Welcome [Chopper]

[Team] Mo asked to return: ...

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Ah! I made a mistake. Welcome~[cute]

A few seconds later, Mo asked to face the little fox in the team and used the characters to move down.

Jing Huan was satisfied, and he controlled the little fox fairy and nodded to him.

With an extra output, their speed is much faster, and two copies are cleared in more than an hour.

At 11:40, Acacia dismissed a gang announcement and prepared everyone to make a copy at the npc.

To Huai, the team was pulled to npc, and the npc of the gang copy was only smashed, the new image - the little girl lying in the shell and spitting bubbles.

Near npc is simply crowded, gangs of two hundred people, all here.

[Current] Chasing Junior: Who stepped on my feet! [angry]

[Current] 命命芝芝桃桃: [白眼] Can you not do this soil.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: I touched my brother's little hand*\^0^/*~~

[Current] 命命芝芝桃桃:......

[current] Chunxiao: ...

[Current] Acacia disregards:...

Everyone stood in a piece and couldn’t tell who said what.

But Xiaotianjing will not.

She is always the one who knows the best in the crowd.

[Current] Lu Wei: I’ve hit the head that my heart is longing for*\^0^/*

[Current] Roller:...

[Current] Lu Wei: Dad, I am wrong, let me return to the team qaq

To Huai's face calmly pulled Lu Hang back to the team: "Look at the equipment are worn, no, ready to go."

"At this time, the official has not released a copy of the Raiders, it is certainly difficult." Lu Hang sat up straight, squinted at the little fox around him, "small Jingjing, you don't be nervous, take care."

Jing Huan cocked his legs, chewed chewing gum in his mouth, and said in a scared tone: "...well, I work hard, my hands are shaking."

He is afraid of a fart.

In the old suit, he always rushed to the first line of land reclamation. The old servant's list of land reclamation players still lies with his id, and the rivers and lakes are called "the prince of the pioneering land".

After a few minutes, the copy is officially open.

I don't know why, the teams on the scene are standing in the same place. After ten seconds, no team cut into the copy interface.

Lu Hang asked: "Dad, why? The copy is open!"

Looking at the dialog box in front of Huai, Emei: "Can't get in."

I saw the npc dialog box saying: "Okay, this princess received your application."

Others obviously can't get in, and many players are rushing.

[Current] Acacia disregards: Why can't you get in?

[Current] 命命芝芝桃桃: This is not a bug, right? Only our area bug? I still think that our gang will not take the first kill of the whole service...

[Current] Cat Network: By, what breaks the server? ! If you can't do it, you will close down early ok?

[Current] Love is what you eat: we can't get in...

"Yes, it’s cold." Lu Hang sighed.

Jing Huan said: "Not necessarily."

Lu Hang: "Now even the copy can't get in, why not? The repair doesn't know how long it will take."

"Maybe, the copy has already begun?" Jing Huan looked at the npc. "You didn't find that npc has changed?"

It was also noticed to Huaizhi that the little girl in the shell did not know when to change her position, holding a bead in her hand, and watching it carefully.

Lu Hang looked at the eyes, it was really, just blocked by the image of the player, it is not easy to find.

He was about to continue to ask, and he saw a sudden yawning of the npc in the shell.

[Current] Princess Jing (npc): Well~ Who is better to eat today?

[Current] Princess Nguyen (npc): Just for you, the player "Spring Xiao", "Little Sweet View", "Destiny Zhizhi Peach"...

Seeing his name, Jing Huan did not respond, and saw the scene in front of him suddenly change, he was picked up in an unknown scene.

It is a sea.

There was nothing around, and even the game buttons disappeared. The chat channel only had the "copy" channel. He was sitting in the middle of the sea, as if he was caught in a game bug.

[[Reproduction Announcement] Princess Jingjing (npc): Wrap the "small sweet scene" on the fish egg liquid, mix it into the fish head, fry the oil pan until the golden crispy and then fish out. I and the father are both eating, the dragon king next door. I cried! It’s just that her human body is really dirty and smelly. Let’s marinate it in the sea for nine days! [dislike]

Jing Huan: "..."

Don't eat it! ! ! You stink this shell! ! !

At the same time, a new line of tasks was added to the upper right corner of Huai's screen.

[Replica Mission: Overtake the heavy levels and save your teammates Xiaotianjing! There are 540 minutes left in the mission time. 】

Five hundred and forty minutes, nine hours, it seems that in the copy, one day is equal to one hour.

"Brother..." The voice in the headset sounded scared and helpless. "I was locked in the sea."

"Huh" to Huai: "Know."

Lu Hang comforted her: "Nothing, how cool, can lay a copy."

But this copy is obviously not that simple. I tried to point to npc to Huai, and I couldn’t cut into the battle.

[Shrimp soldiers: You can't bully too much! (Shaoguan, single task)

All four of them tried it and finally figured out the setting of this copy - randomly picking one player into the water prison among the five players, and the other four players to carry out the mission. Interestingly, this mission is not completed by the team, but a single player enters Shaoguan. After the player fails, another player continues to connect until the nine levels are completed.

"The meaning is, if a player has passed the nine levels in a row, then the copy is over?" Lu Hang forced, "What kind of team copy is there? Is it not enough to open a single copy?"

To Huai's lips: "It's not that simple."

His voice just fell, and he saw Qiu Feng enter their yy room.

"Is it?" Qiu Fengdao, "You have chosen to be careful, our team's output just entered the first level, and the three rounds were killed by the boss."

"What's the matter?!" Lu Hang said, "Three rounds? Is your team's output not very strong?!"

"Well, but this copy of the first off the boss, immune to physical damage." Autumn Maple said with no expression.

The people in yy are silent.

Before the Raiders came out, no one knows what the bosses of the nine-off boss are, and they can only bite the scalp.

"It's okay, if it fails, you will retreat to re-team." Jing Huan broke the silence. "This broken copy will shut me up for nine hours. I will watch a few movies."

It’s really not important for him to kill the first kill.

"Don't say frustration." Lu Hang rubbed his fists. "Let's try it first. If it's over? The first off boss is immune to physical damage? Is it okay, I don't want to go back to the advanced."

Mo asked to return nonsense: "ok."

"Yes," said Qiu Feng. "We continue to get through this. We will send the boss attribute to you. If you enter the second level in advance, remember to tell us."

Jing Huan sat in the sea, like an outsider, listening to them chatting.

Soon, the system announcement brushed out, and Mo asked to return to the first pass.

Everyone has not had time to be happy. After ten minutes, Mo asked the second pass to fail.

Love is what you eat and keep up, and the same is folded in the second level. This copy is really unfriendly to the nurse.

Love is what you eat: "...Sorry, it’s a little bit worse."

"Nothing." Lu Hang is full of momentum. "Master, I am going to break the deadlock."

Although it is not the output sect, but as the first warlock, Lu Hang is really very capable, and once he reached the fourth level, he was killed because of the boss who encountered the anti-sealing.

The team only has the heart to look forward to no challenge.

"It doesn't matter, the land reclamation was not once possible." Seeing the yy atmosphere is low, Jing Huan thought about it, Kai Mai comforted, "I will definitely be able to pass next time."

"No next time." To Huaizhi said.

This copy is too cumbersome. After getting the first kill, he will never do it again.

Jing Huan screamed: "Well?"

"You go to watch a movie." Switch to the sword in the handle of Huai, and then control the characters of the game, and cut the big pliers of the crab.

"When you read it, it will come out."

The author has something to say: Brain pumping, 9x60 counted as 9x24.

By the way, the copy settings, in order to allow players to experience the game, the difficulty of the copy will not be too high, but the player who started the wasteland has no Raiders, can not guess the next boss attribute, so the first kill will be difficult to grab.

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