Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

In the morning class, Jinghuan got up at eight o'clock and was sleepy in the breakfast shop. His head was hanging down like a fishing.

He tossed for a long time last night, studying how to play accompaniment, how to record, how to upload ... two hours to figure out.

"Huan Huan, did you go to the thief last night?" Gao Zixiang used the plate to bring the breakfast of the three people. "Is it not too early to go yesterday?"

Jing Huan blinked: "I didn't sleep well."

"How can even the voice be dumb." Gao Zixiang sat down, "Is it a cold?"

"No."

It was only after several times of recording yesterday that I was satisfied and shouted the voice.

Good songs are hard to sing, and Jing Huan feels.

He drank two soymilk, and the sticky sweetness spread over the tip of his tongue, making him a little more awake.

Lu Wenhao, who is next to the "buy--", is not in a hurry to eat. His eyes have been on the screen of the mobile phone, and he laughs at his mouth.

Jinghuan frowned: "What happened to him?"

"Laughter is low, laughing from getting up to the present." Gao Zixiang pointed to the ear. "This stuff has not been taken when brushing teeth."

Jing Huan "Oh" sounded, did not care, bowed a bite of a dumpling bag, the fillings in the dumplings are sufficient, and a lot of juice is squeezed out with a bite.

Lu Wenhao vaguely heard their conversation. He took off one of the earphones: "That, Xiang Xiang, have you not seen the gang this morning?"

Gao Zixiang shook his head: "In the early morning, some people in the gang group are bubbling?"

"Yes, I talked about 99+! Someone in the group shared the song, which is the contest of the Jiu Xia singing contest, other districts." Lu Wenhao thought it would be funny, "Fire, only sent a night, a few Tens of praises, directly to the top of the game to praise the list, you say that cattle are not arrogant?"

"Dare to love you hanging headphones in the morning, is listening to people singing?" Gao Zixiang said, "Is it a woman?"

Lu Wenhao: "It's a woman... No, the focus is not on her gender."

Jing Huan leaned toward Lu Wenhao: "Let me listen, I have to see, what kind of voice can make you listen to the morning."

Lu Wenhao listened to the earphones gently into the ears of Jinghuan.

The familiar singing voice is passed into the ear: "The horseshoe south goes to the north and looks north! The people look north, the grass is green and the dust is flying!"

"噗 - cough... cough..." Jing Huan was frightened. The swallowing action was stuck halfway, and his cheeks were red, and he raised his hand in a panic and opened his headphones.

Lu Wenhao said: "How, what?"

Jing Huan shook his head, and he still coughed badly. He couldn’t say a word for a long time.

Gao Zixiang quickly handed a bottle of mineral water to him. Jing Huan took a few mouthfuls and finally slowed down.

"Nothing..." He was arrogant, "just got it."

"Scare me, your face coughs red." Lu Wenhao said, "Hey, my headphones are being slammed on the floor... How? Is it right?"

Where is the face of Jing Huan, who is coughing red, he turns his head and looks at him: "You just said... What happened to this song?"

Lu Wenhao is inexplicable: "This song, nice?"

"No," Jing Huan took a deep breath. "What do you say?"

"Oh, this song is on the list of the first ah, only one night of the broadcast volume of ten thousand, indicating that the nine heroes are not finished, what players lose all are fart." Lu Wenhao smiled.

Jing Huan was completely stunned and asked: "Why can this song be praised first?"

Lu Wenhao also stunned: "What do you mean? This doesn't sing very well?"

Jing Huan was slightly fascinated, and sleepy has completely disappeared: "I mean... you didn't say last night, no one will listen to this kind of inspirational old song?"

After he went back last night, he specially selected it carefully before he picked out the "Fa Zhong Bao Bao Guo". Not only inspirational, but also positive energy, he sang during his high school class military training. He was still a lead singer.

Because he had some obsessive-compulsive disorder, he didn't sing a good one, and he was uncomfortable listening to the recording, so he recorded it many times before he sent it out.

According to his plan, his audio will soon be overwhelmed by a group of works, not rushing to grab a real participation award.

"This song is no longer in the category of motivational direction." Lu Wenhao said, "Is this not a singularity?"

Jing Huan: "..."

Alarmed.

Gao Zixiang curiously picked up the headphones and listened to a few words.

Not to mention, although the song is somewhat speechless, but the girl sings with impassion, she really has a bit of momentum, and she listens to it.

"It's really good." Gao Zixiang suddenly thought of something. "But Huanhuan sings better than her. When we were in high school military training, we sang this song in the class. Huanhuan is the lead singer, is it arrogant?"

"Bai Niu." Lu Wenhao said, "Next time to go to the ktv arrangement!"

Jing Huan is not in the mood to listen to what they said.

This thing made him scream all morning, and he returned home without a meal. Even the rice was not eaten.

He opened the game, just cut into the nine-man interface, and even with the computer stuck.

[Big brother is not a big application to add you as a friend. 】

[Miss sister online love? Apply to add you as a friend. 】

[Leaves fall back to apply for you as a friend. 】

............

The right side of the screen was filled by friends, and there were no gaps left. Jing Huan played games for a few years and never seen such a battle.

He didn't know what to do, and suddenly a speaker popped up on the left.

[Trumpet] Mud flower: small! sweet! view! on! line! La! Coordinates out of the 81.22!

Jing Huan: "?"

He hasn't reacted yet, and he sees countless characters coming out of the map, and instantly he is full of people.

[Miss sister online love invites you to join his team. whether. 】

[Welcome to invite you to join his team. whether. 】

[Twilight is getting cold and invites you to join his team. whether. 】

Numerous dialog boxes popped up, and Jing Huan even refused to click. The characters of the game were blocked by the pop-up window. He found the gap and flew away quickly, and fled back to the home of the game.

Jiu Xia has a home system, there are many ways to play, but Jing Huan has no intention to toss this, his home is only the lowest room in the game.

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: Is it goddess? [Star Eyes]

Ok, even the title has changed.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: ...the goddess is not there, I am. what is it today? ?

It’s just a song, it’s not exaggerated.

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: You were smashed in the forum.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing:? ? ?

The first thought of Jing Huan is that the day of the 818 is finally here.

It doesn't matter, he is willing to sacrifice the ego and entertain the public.

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: Now you have become the goddess in the minds of nine heroes.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing:...

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Jiu Xia finally forced the players crazy.

It’s really nothing to say about the small mosquito coils. The Jiuxia Forum has a post today, which details all the experiences since the birth of the "Little Sweetview" id.

First of all, bad luck, the ignorant girl bought the infamous female liar, was chased and murdered for a few days and finally got innocent, and then joined the idlers without any suspicion and got the first kill for the gang.

What a strong and generous girl!

Then there is the one-on-one. Since I bought the number, I only turned around with my heart. I dismissed other men, and I was not afraid to face the threat of the predecessor’s pursuit of the heart. In the live broadcast, I boldly showed my love and was rejected by my heart. Never give up.

What a serious and brave girl!

In the end, it is a voice, singing and listening. The selection of songs is both rigorous and positive. At first glance, it is a good girl with a patriotic heart. It is not the same as those who sing "The Cat Call" and "Little Man Waist".

How straight and connotative girls! ! !

Jing Huan looked at the table.

He has not set up so many people! !

Jing Huan turned off the forum and opened the function of “rejecting stranger news”, which finally cleared a lot.

He sent to the main city to do a daily routine, and the results were not received, and was invited by a bunch of teams to fill the screen.

The setting of the team in Jiu Xia can't be closed. Jing Huan stood in the main city for a while, and the steps were not moving. He could only go home again.

...is famous for trouble.

He stood at home and didn't know what to do for a while - until he clicked on his friends list and saw the name of his friend.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: Brother! T.t

[Friend] Heart longing for:?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: A lot of people are blocking me, I am trapped at home now, I can’t go out qaq

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Can you help me [tears], I haven’t done it today...

When he is alone, other players can invite him to the team at any time.

However, if he has a team, he will not be invited. Players will not pop up a dialog box when applying for admission. Just accept or reject it from the team interface, and don't hesitate.

In the Jiuxia, one team is not considered a team. Even if he is a team of people, he is still judged to be a casual person by the system and can be invited to join the team.

So there are only three methods now. One is to wait for the outsiders to quit, the second is the number, the third is to find someone to team up and take him to do everyday.

In fact, Jing Huan does not expect the heart to be able to help him. There are other friends who can be called in his friends, but he is still the first to pay attention to it.

Nothing else, just getting on the line, first brush the presence and say.

He opened the buddy list, and after a while, he opened the dialog box where love was divided.

"Eat, where are you? Can you bring me a team?"

Jing Huan just finished the word, but I haven’t had time to send it. The reply that my heart yearns for is sent first.

[Friend] Heart longing: Where is it.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: (*·Δ·*)! !

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: My brother came to my house! The house number is 1219!

Ten seconds later, the black robe man appeared in the scene.

I swept the small house with a slight simplification to Huai, and set up a team to pull Xiao Tianjing into the team.

“What task do you do first?” he asked.

After a few seconds, Xiao Tianjing opened the wheat. Just listen to her cough: "Be the first sect master, brother."

"understood."

The male players who are outside the housekeepers seize the moment when Xiaotianjing appears and send a team invitation-

[Small sweet scene has been in the team that the heart is yearning for, the invitation fails! 】

Male players: "...?"

Say good Xiaotianjing stalks and stalks, but the heart is eager to reject it? !

Jing Huan is in the team, doing the task comfortably, thinking about what to do next.

He is a personal demon. Naturally, he can hide and hide. Those who mix the forums are better than one. If they are debunked, what should I do?

But, he still has to take the prize, so he can't retire directly...

I am annoying, the game pops up a yellow line.

[Xian Meng Meng will set you as a private chat, please pay attention to the private chat channel. 】

Hey, how come this sister is coming again? ! The ghost is not scattered?

[Private chat] Xian Meng Meng: Great, men, awards, and see what you can.

[Private chat] Xian Meng Meng: Waiting to see the rematch, I don't believe you can still take the opportunity to take two chances.

Jing Huan stunned, opened the game interface and looked at it, only to find that his id is displayed in the first place in the list, followed by Xian Meng Meng.

He listened to the songs of Xian Meng Meng.

Also blame good.

It’s a pity that singing is so good, but my brain is not so good.

Jinghuan knocked on the word, just wanted to ridicule two sentences, suddenly thought of something before sending, stopped the hand.

He raised his eyebrows and suddenly laughed.

Sister, if you bring it to your door, you can't blame me.

To Huaizhi, I don’t know why I promised to take her to do it everyday. It’s obvious that he’s still a few daily routines.

He dragged the team and walked to the martial art master of Fox Cave to help her hand over the task. Suddenly, a familiar name appears on the left side of the screen -

[Trumpet] Xiao Tianjing: Xian Meng Meng, I believe that I have been patient with you, you are still pressing step by step, then I do not need to leave you face again. Here, I will give you a reply: I can let you singer contest, like top1 can also give you, but my brother does not! Row! No matter how many times you threaten me! How many times have I chased me? I am in love with my brother! Never change! ! !

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