Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Jinghuan sat in front of the computer, and uneasily opened the voice that he sent out again, and listened again.

If you listen carefully, you can hear the girl's voice is a little vague and heavy feeling - it was recorded in advance with a voice changer, and then released from the computer audio to WeChat.

Does it sound a bit fake? Simply do not mua, right?

Jing Huan hesitated for a long time, decided to withdraw the voice, the result of the transmission has been two minutes, and even the button to withdraw has disappeared.

He was getting less and less emboldened, and he opened the photo of his leg.

Jing Huan likes to play basketball, and there are still some muscles on his legs. Anyway, it doesn't look like a girl's leg. In order to take this picture, he quickly pulled the swimming trunks to the roots of his legs. Fortunately, there was no leg hair on his thighs. As long as the thighs were fine, it was a little decent.

He thought about it, long press and forward, and sent a copy to Lu Wenhao.

Lu Wenhao:?

Lu Wenhao:? ? ?

Lu Wenhao: By the way, I am already a wife. What do you send me a little yellow/map? Am I a person who will look at this kind of photo? ?

Lu Wenhao: Whose leg is this, our school? WeChat push, I will look at her circle of friends, do not do anything else.

Jing Huan: "..."

It seems that he is okay.

The phone shook, and the person who had disappeared for a whole day finally got a response.

to:……

To: In the future, this kind of photo should not be messed up.

Jing Huan laughed, just a little nervous and shame just plugged in the wings and flew away.

When I saw the leg, I went back in seconds, and what kind of gentleman was in front of me?

Xiaojing: t.t is not messed up! I only sent it to my brother!

At the time, Huai was sitting in the rotisserie. At the top of the dialogue screen, there was a leg shot from Xiaotianjing. In order to avoid being seen by others, he sent a message to slap the phone.

Like a thief.

So he raised his hand and did not hesitate to delete the photo from their chat history before continuing to type.

To: Today, the phone was lost, just got it back.

Jing Huan slammed his mouth.

There are so many excuses for the **** men.

Xiaojing: This is the case. Scared me, I thought my brother ignored me [self-holding]

Xiaojing: Did my brother go hiking today?

To: No, tomorrow.

Xiaojing: Oh, that brother should pay attention to safety.

Xiaojing Yeah: [kiss] [lips]

Looking at this big red lips expression to Huai, I don’t know what, and I remembered the voice just now.

He did not reply, put the phone lock screen and put it in, and concentrate on the barbecue.

"Small sweet scene sent you a lot of news?" Lu Hang swallowed the meat in his mouth, joking.

Although he did not hear the contents of Xiao Tianjing’s speech, the last kiss was listened to.

To Huaizhi: "No."

"Okay, I have heard it, she kissed you." Lu Hang turned the meat over and shook his head. "She is really affectionate."

To Huaihuan: "It’s just a game to know, not as exaggerated as you said."

"What's wrong with the game, is there no real feeling in the game?"

Laughing to Huaizhi: "I have never seen a face, say a few words in the game, play a few pk, talk about true feelings? I think you are online konjac."

Lu Hang understood, he stopped the action: "After talking for a long time, are you worried that Xiaojingjing is really ugly? But also, according to statistics, 80% of girls with good voices are not good-looking, and some are still fat. Simple, you can't just let her send a photo... Oh no, it's not reliable to watch photos, you have to direct video."

Laughing to Huai’s lazy: "Do you think I am you?"

"Without personal attacks." Lu Hang suddenly thought of something, laughed, "Oh - or you think that Xiaojingjing is just a picture of your equipment, how much money do you have?"

To Huai's lazy to care for him, got up and went to pour.

When I came back, I saw Lu Hang holding a mobile phone and laughing. When he just sat down, Lu Hang was busy handing the phone to him: "Toward, look."

On the screen are the chat records of Lu Hang and Xiao Tianjing.

Lu Wei: Xiao Jingjing, why? [probe]

Xiaojing: In the task of brushing materials, what happened~

Lucer: [Photo] I am eating barbecue with the direction.

Xiaojing: It looks delicious. [saliva]

Lu Wei: Oh, it’s delicious.

Lu Wei: Do you want to see your photo to your brother?

Xiaojing:! ! !

Xiaojing: Think! I think! Can I! Am I qualified to see my brother's beauty? ! ! !

Xiaojing Ye: [磕头跪拜]

Lu Wei: Hahaha, you have it! But you can't tell him about this.

Xiaojing Yeah: [Chicken glutinous rice]

Lucer: [photo]

After seeing the photos of Lu Hangfa, the face of Huai was suddenly half black.

Of course, Lu Hangfa is not his photo, but a young man with glasses, small eyes and thick lips, and a complex skin with the cooked beef in front of him. He smiles and is silly, and looks like he is no more than twenty. .

"Are you sick out?" The sound of Huai's voice was cool. "Who is this?"

"My cousin." Lu Hang said, "Oh, let me tease her... Why didn't she return to me? Shouldn't it be scared away by photos?"

To Huaizhi did not respond to him, moving his fingers to withdraw the photos, knocking words to explain.

Jokes can be opened, and fake photos are free.

Before he explained, Xiao Tianjing returned the news.

Xiaojing Yeah: [Crazy Screen]

Xiaojing yeah: sneak away!

"..." To Huaizhi deleted the original word and sent a question mark in the past.

Xiaojing: Ah! My brother is so handsome! I am exploding! !

Lu Wei: ... handsome?

Xiaojing Yeah: Shuai stayed [fainting], especially his charming little eyes!

Roller: Eyes?

Xiaojing: There are three indifferences in it, three points of love, and four points of carelessness.

Xiaojing: I love it. I want to print the photo and stick it on my bed. [shy]

To Huaizhi’s discovery, since he knew Xiaotianjing, he seemed to only know the punctuation mark of question mark.

Lu Wei: This is not me. The road is chaotic and chaotic.

Xiaojing::......

Xiaojing:?

[Xiao Jing has withdrawn a message. 】

[Xiao Jing has withdrawn a message. 】

Even the emoticons of the screen were removed together.

Looking at these withdrawal tips from Huaizhi, I couldn't help but pick my lips and laughed shortly.

Xiaojing: The qaq road is too bad...

Lu Wei: Well, I will say him.

After explaining to Xiao Tianjing, I threw the phone back to Huaizhi: "Don't play this boring joke with her next time."

——

The next day, the three people said in advance, went side by side to the Internet cafe downstairs in the hotel.

It is said to open the black, Gao Zixiang and Lu Wenhao have opened the nine men, one brush daily, the other with his wife to see the scenery.

Jinghuan did not like to eat chicken in a single row, and opened lol for a long time. As a result, due to the operation, the four teammates were sprayed into peerless orphans.

He licked his hair irritably, just wanted to swear, and the girl sitting next to him suddenly patted him on the shoulder.

The girl's eyelashes are very long, a pair of deer eyes are very cute, and whispered to him: "Little brother, do you play?"

Jing Huan swept her lol client and pointed at her own record and laughed: "No, I am quite a dish."

"It doesn't matter, the game is all, I will only play assists." The girl insisted.

Jing Huan turned off the lol client: "Next time, I am going to eat chicken now."

Where is the next time?

The girl knew that he was rejecting himself, and he was a little bit guilty. After sitting for a while, he left the plane.

After the person left, Gao Zixiang said: "How are you going to joy, playing lol, not looking for you to fall in love, just refused?"

Lu Wenhao nodded: "That is, the young lady is so cute, you are too worried."

Jinghuan laughed: "Do you both mean to say? Who said that you want to come to the Internet cafe to open the black? As a result, let me sit here and watch you play Jiu Xia?"

He might as well stay in the room and brush his own activities.

"Oh, it’s not our helper. I’m going to say that I have to go down the five-star difficulty of the five-star, and then open it in five minutes.” Lu Wenhao took his wife to the copy of the npc, "I’m going to finish this book, we Just go and eat chicken."

Jing Huan swept his screen: "Get out of the way, you have to wait for at least three hours."

“Three hours?” Gao Zixiang shook his head. “Thinking more, with Lu Wenhao, it will take at least four hours.”

Lu Wenhao: "Rolling! Laozi is very strong now!"

Since it came out, Jing Huan was too lazy to go back to the room. He moved his fingers and ordered three men to play with him. He opened the chicken and went to experience the joy/feel of being a pet.

Lu Wenhao: "Are you okay? Spend money to find a man to play games with you?"

"I am embarrassed to find a girl to have accessories." Jing Huanyan explained in a concise manner.

After playing for more than two hours, Jing Huan blinked at the next door and found that Lu Wenhao had been killed by a boss and was now lying in the corner of the copy.

A few seconds later, his game wife resurrected him, Lu Wenhao wanted to give Gao Zixiang a blood pool, but the position was too late, did not make up, this time it was Gao Zixiang fell to the ground.

"You play your mother's Fox Cave, I put a chicken on the keyboard, the chicken is playing better than you." Gao Zixiang died.

Lu Wenhao argued: "It is this martial art that is too weak and has anything to do with me..."

"Weak a fart." Jing Huan can't listen. "It's your use of output and play, not used to its range of spells."

Lu Wenhao; "Isn't it, Huanhuan, you haven't played Fox Cave, I don't know if this martial art is more difficult to play..."

"Who said that I have not played?" Seeing Lu Wenhao was killed again, Jing Huan could not stand, he got up, "Get up, change position, you come to eat chicken."

ten minutes later.

Lu Wenhao thought that he was not eating chicken. He was watching poisonous operation while running poison: "I am fucking? This has not hit you? Is the game bug?"

Jing Huan: "I didn't hit it, I avoided it."

Lu Wenhao's game character is a demon of the tiger head. He saw a tiger rolling over and quickly added a blood pool to the output of the team. There was no gap in the middle.

Lu Wenhao wondered - the skills used in the same are all the same one, why can you lose the scenery?

Gao Zixiang was born raw milk to full of blood: "Rely, too cool... Lu Wenhao, you study, study hard!"

Lu Wenhao snorted: "Let's learn, don't make a noise."

Half an hour later, the boss crashed into the ground, and Jing Huan sighed and couldn't help but stretch his fingers.

Usually used to follow the heart, I used to the other side's explosive output, and then I feel very tired with other people.

"Huanhuan, you are too strong..." Gao Zixiang said, "You hurry to buy a number and come back to be my bound milk!"

Jing Huan drank his mouth: "Not strong, relying on peers."

"Don't be humble."

Suddenly a voice came from behind, and the person came to laugh with a smile: "You fox fairy hole is quite fun to play."

Jinghuan glanced, subconsciously turned back.

He didn't know when he stood two boys, one wearing a plaid shirt, face-to-face, and a gentle smile.

The other eyelid was half-shouldered, and the height of the leg was long. A simple black t-shirt was worn out of the big-name taste. It was the Huaizhi who had met him some time ago.

Both of their hair and clothes were wet and answered, like a shower.

Jinghuan is a bit stunned.

I don't know if they have been longing for this time. They always listen to the voices of others. Just listen to the voice of the girl like love is what you eat, now listen to the voice of this boy... and something like Roller. 2k novel reading network