Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

The slight squeaking of the elevator door covered the words of Jing Huan, and he could not hear it accurately. He asked, "What?"

The wine is getting bigger and bigger, and Jing Huan is already a little fluttering. He has his eyes closed and only the sound of his heart is left in his mind.

Jing Huan: "... I will wait for me next time, my brother."

I heard it clearly to Huai.

Jing Huan is calling his brother, and the boys deliberately lowered their voices and called them particularly soft.

Take a deep breath to Huai, and ask again: "What do you call me?"

Jing Huan frowned, some impatient, but still very embarrassed and called him: "Brother."

Affected by Xiao Tianjing, it is clear to Huai, "Ge" and "Brother" are two names.

"...why call me this way."

Jing Huan inexplicably said: "I, I have not always called you?"

After that, he snorted a cellar.

"..."

No.

Jing Huan never called his brother.

To Huai's lips, "You just let me wait for you?"

Jing Huan was unable to position his head and remembered that he nodded. The heart longed for invisibility.

So he spoke and whispered, "You don't take me to the next... I can only go to the wild team, I don't like the wild team, and I don't want to copy them with Qiufeng."

Look at him at Huai's head, dumb repeat: "...Autumn Maple?"

"He told me all about it," Jing Huan said. "You...had to do a big trouble in the afternoon. Didn't call me."

Slowly bow to Huai, and look at the head on his shoulder.

There is too much information, and he rarely reacts.

"Jing..." He wanted to call his name to Huai, and finally he held back. "Who am I?"

Jing Huan: "Ah?"

"who am I."

"You," Jing Huan was drunk, and he did not forget to flatter. "You are electricity, you are light, you are my superstar."

I feel that I can stop asking Huai.

But he still feels impossible in his subconscious, "...I mean, my name."

This scum man is doing something ghost again.

He has a headache to die, can you not ask him this kind of childish and unreasonable problem? !

"You are my no1, you are--" Jing Huan’s voice is prolonged, giving a slamming blow to Huai’s squad. "It’s the heart longing... It’s a brother."

The elevator door opened, closed and opened, and the people inside did not come out.

A customer who lived in the 2012 room walked out of the room and saw that the elevator door just opened. She was speeding up and trying to get in, and she was shocked by the two people standing inside.

I saw a tall boy who was full of disbelief and stunned. He was looking down at the person leaning on him, and the one who was leaning against it had closed his eyes without any precaution.

Handsome is handsome, and terror is also really horrible. Before she came over, she faintly saw that there was warm light in the elevator. I thought it was my own mistake. Now I want to come, it should be the light that the elevator door opens when it opens.

The woman stood outside the door, did not dare to enter, did not dare to speak, even breathing is cautious.

She did not know that the people inside were not as scared as she was.

Returning to Huaizhi, I used a force to help the people around me and walked out of the elevator without saying a word.

Before arriving at the door, he whispered to Huai: "Where is the room card?"

There is no movement in the body.

Sighing to Huai, bending down, finding a room card from his pocket, swiping the card to open the door.

Just entering the room, Jing Huan blinked.

He was dry and dry, because he drank the wine, the whole body was hot, and he turned to the gap of the Huai's card to close the door, and fell to the side, and entered the bathroom.

Grab him to Huaizhi: "What?"

"I don't feel well." Jing Huan is terribly frustrated. "I want to drink water, I want to wash my face..."

It was also a mess in Huai’s mind, letting him go. But seeing Jing Huan went straight through the sink and went straight to the shower head.

It was already late when I rushed into Huai, and the water was sprayed out of the shower head. The pants of Jinghuan were wetted half and turned into dark colors.

"..."

After a period of chaos, Huaizhi took people out of the bathroom and threw them directly into the bed.

Jinghuan snorted a few times, it seems that the pants are not comfortable to stick to the body, began to wriggle around.

To Huai’s face, he rubbed his face with a paper towel and suddenly heard a crisp zipper behind him.

When he looked back, he saw Jing Huan simply smashing his pants and smashing his trousers under the bed, then picking up the quilt and covering him, and then no movement.

He slept comfortably, but he was disturbed by a few words to Huai, and he couldn’t understand the clue.

In fact, the facts are already in front of you, but you can still believe in Huai... can't believe it.

In the game, every day, the girl who confessed to you and you confessed, suddenly became the boy who was drunk in front of him?

Don't say anything else, even **** is not right!

The quilt of Huai’s gaze unconsciously slammed into Jinghuan.

His throat was light and an idea came out.

No, not suitable.

Change the gender, people on the bed can tell him **** / harassment / harassment, steal / **** / mad.

Thinking about Huai, the hand has already caught up with the beggar.

Then gently pull up a corner and look like it in the metamorphosis -

Under the quilt, Jing Huan's long white legs are randomly placed. His legs are few and his legs are not traced. But from the line, he can still recognize that this is a pair of men's legs. In short, no one is there. The fineness seen on the photo.

But this did not make Huaizhi feel lucky.

Because he was on the outside of the other's thigh, he saw a small mole.

He stared at the cockroach, and did not move for a long time, so that Jing Huan felt cold and thumped twice.

"Ding--"

I heard the computer on the sofa slamming to Huai.

Jing Huan has no computer.

At this time, he did not care about who is respecting Huai. He went to the sofa and opened the computer.

Not only is the computer not closed, but there are even programs running inside, one of which is called "Jiu Xia Client".

The game was opened to Huaizhi. During this time, he was entangled in his little fox fairy. He was sitting elegantly in the Penglai fairyland. The tail was scattered randomly on the ground. Next to the green tree safflower, it was the most frequently hanged place for Huai.

At this point, Huaizhi finally has to admit -

Jing Huan is a sweet scene.

With such a thought, even the names are right...

After solving a problem with Huai Zhigang, another problem jumped out again.

Why does Jinghuan want to wear a girl in front of him?

Even chasing him? ?

Jing Huan knows that he is the heart longing for it? After all, the sound is so like... Or is it that Jing Huan knew that it was his number, and would deliberately open the female number to find him?

To Huaizhi, the game and reality are very open. In addition to Luhang in the past few years, no one knows his game id.

He got up, picked up his phone and went to the bathroom, and called Lu Hang.

It was picked up very quickly, and the surrounding area was very quiet. It should be back to the room.

"What's wrong?" Lu Hang drank a lot, and now he is dizzy.

To Huai's low voice: "Have you ever told someone about the id in my game?"

Lu Hangyi said: "No, you didn't say that you don't like the game and the reality hook... What's wrong?"

"Nothing." To Huaizhi, the second possibility was crossed out in the brain, "sleeping."

"Oh, wait..."

I didn't wait for Lu Hang to finish, and I already hung up the phone to Huai.

He walked out of the bathroom, and the person on the bed was still in the previous position, breathing smoothly, and even snoring did not hit.

Suddenly, I calmed down to Huai.

The little liar sleeps well, what other concerns do he have? And he can't really call people to ask.

Besides, if Jing Huan likes it, it is really the heart of the game. Does it mean that the sexual orientation of Jing Huan is a man?

The more I wanted to go further, I took back my thoughts to Huai, and hesitated for a moment and put the computer on the table back in place.

——

When Jinghuan woke up, his head was a little faint.

He is used to getting up in bed for a while and getting up again today. Lying sideways, staring at the lamp on the bed, his heart was so anxious to die.

For no other reason, he had been dreaming last night.

What is horrible is that the dream is still the yearning for the heart. This scum male is like a metamorphosis, and he always wants to call his brother.

I don't know how long it took him to remember that there is another person in this room.

Afraid to wake up the other side, Jing Huan turned his head carefully, did not expect to just look up with the people behind him.

Li Hua is also lying sideways, holding his chin, looking at him faintly, and I don’t know how long I have been awake. I don't know if it is the illusion of Jing Huan. He always feels that the other person's eyes are... quite emotional.

Jing Huan also found that they were separated by a Chu River Han Dynasty, and the extra space was enough to sleep under a Lu Wenhao.

"So what," Jing Huan thought about it and asked, "I was last night... was it crazy?"

To Huaizhi: "No."

Jing Huan: "Is that sleepwalking? Say a dream? Grind your teeth?"

"No."

Then why are you so far away from me?

It’s a bit strange to ask this question. Jing Huan thought about it, but he didn’t say it. He sat up and licked his hair: “Sorry, I’m a student, I seemed to drink a bit more last night.”

He has never had a lot of pressure on his own drink. Now, in retrospect, he even forgot when he was drunk.

The eyes of Huai are complicated: "You... forgot what you said yesterday?"

Jing Huan recalled: "What did I say?"

Rolling the knot to Huai, it took a long time to say: "Nothing."

Jinghuan looked at the phone and was close to the check-out time. Lu Wenhao gave him a message saying that they would go to the hot spring before going out.

He opened the quilt and suddenly felt a cool feeling, only to find that he wore a pair of underwear under him.

He rolled over and got out of bed, picked up his trousers, and covered his head in front of him. He turned around without hesitation: "Schoolmaster, I used the toilet first?"

To Huaizhi: "... um."

Looking at the scene with joy and bare legs into the bathroom, I can't help thinking about Huai, is the **** now so open? He thought that they would feel shy when they were in the same sex.

Jinghuan finished washing and felt that he was alive again.

As he packed his luggage, he asked: "Schoolmasters, they are in the hot springs, do you want to make a bubble too? Very comfortable."

"No." Sitting on the sofa back to Huai, he looked like an unintentional question. "I remember they said, have you played Nine Men before?"

Jing Huan nodded: "Yeah, played for five or six years."

Asked Huai: "Why didn't you play later?"

"The house is very strict, my mother said to play again. I can only go to pick up garbage after graduating from high school." Jing Huan underestimated, "She said that she did not want to be the mother of the garbage king, and broke my network."

"..." I remembered the miserable life of Xiao Tianjing, and went to Huaihuan, and did not go deep into the topic of "going out." "I have time now, I have never thought about coming back to play again?"

"Think about it, let's go over it for a while." Jing Huan supported me and took it. Suddenly looked up and asked him, "Schoolmaster, in which district are you?"

In which district I am, are you not the clearest?

To Huaizhi said: "Flow the moon."

Jing Huan smiled: "Jiu Xia planning is really earthy, the district name is not a flower or a month."

The boy’s expression was very natural and he did not show any surprise or doubt about his false name.

To the head of Huai, agree: "It is quite earthy."

Packing up the luggage, the two just got ready to go downstairs to check out, Jinghuan suddenly remembered something, took out the phone from his pocket.

"Schoolmaster, let's add a WeChat." Jing Huan laughed. "You can play together later."

Hesitated to Huai, and took out his mobile phone.

Jing Huan Li open his QR code: "Do you sweep me?"

Looking at the familiar pink head to Huai, I opened my WeChat trumpet and added people.

The rain has stopped, and after being washed away by heavy rain, even the air seems to be much fresher.

Lu Wenhao and others have already checked out and are sitting in the lobby waiting for them.

"Happy, how, say you can drink me?" Seeing them, Lu Wenhao shouted.

Jing Huan laughed: "Successful fart, fight again next time."

After checking out all the way, Lu Hang Road: "Thank you for your stay last night, wait for you to go back, the seniors ask you to eat delicious."

"No problem." Gao Zixiang hit his shoulder. "You still have to have wine!"

Lu Hang blinks: "Arrange."

A few people went to the parking lot and saw Luhang walked to a Land Rover and opened the door.

Start the car, Lu Hang drops the window: "How come you? Do you want me to send you back?"

"No need to use it." Lu Wenhao shook his head. "We also drove."

"That line," Lu Hang waved at them. "Go, worship."

Silence to Huai Road, only when you say goodbye, only raise the hand to the people outside the window, even if it is greeting.

Land Rover out of the parking lot, Lu Wenhao stared at the car ass, shaking his head and sighing: "Other people's scooter is Land Rover, mine is the public."

"Be content, I don't have a scooter with Huanhuan," Gao Zixiang said.

Lu Wenhao: "That is your own lazy, not the mother to be the driver."

The three men talked and laughed and got on the bus and set off for school.

On the way, Gao Zixiang suddenly thought of something, and turned back to ask the people in the back seat: "Huanhuan, did you drunk last night?"

Jing Huan yawned and yawned: "No?"

"How do I feel that it seems to be very tired to Huai, and there are dark circles."

"I saw it too," Lu Wenhao glanced at Jinghuan through the rearview mirror. "It’s you, alive and alive, when you two down the lobby, I wonder if my memory last night was wrong...you From the real move, did you secretly **** the spirit of Huai's last night?"

"Roll," Jing Huan smiled. "You don't know how to suck, I only want people to die."

At the moment, Huai is sitting on the vice driver and closing his eyes.

"What happened to you?" Lu Hang noticed his tiredness. "I didn't sleep well last night?"

I didn’t sleep well, I didn’t sleep at all.

Get out of the air and wander around the Huai: "Well."

Lu Hang did not dare to bother him, no more buzz.

The phone in the pocket suddenly shook, and slowly blinked at Huai.

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