Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Kissing the fish and fish is a glimpse. I remember the tone that the girl just spoke to herself, and she came to understand it.

She and Huaizhi played together from childhood, she knows that this cousin is more attractive, and knows how cold his character is, especially for girls.

For a while, she even suspected that she was **** to Huai, and she couldn’t help but mention a meal when she was eating, and married her parents.

Now, I have left a girl named Hua Gezhi in a fixed team, and the two seem to have a good relationship.

When I kissed the fish, I became interested: "What do you call me?"

Jing Huan’s glimpse, even more fucking.

He raised his hand and rubbed his hair, leaning against the chair.

No, he just happened to be on the little girl...

"I...wrong," he said, "I'm sorry."

"Nothing," kissed the fish and asked, "You and my brother are real friends or game friends..."

"The female warrior used the trick afterwards." Interrupted their dialogue with Huai, "You give me the blood pool."

Kissing the fish and fish whispered in a whisper: "Okay, okay."

Jing Huan did not open again, put a blood pool on the front, and after the cd was good, he went around the boss and filled the female soldier with blood.

Five minutes later, the boss fell to the ground, a few people were sent back to the main city, and Huaizhi did not stay in the same place, and continued to go to the copy messenger to rush down the book.

"Ah, what about the next?" Kissing the fish and pouting, "Go and do something interesting."

To Huai: "Go yourself."

"How is this person like you..."

"Cousin, do you want to do it?" Lu Hang said, "Brother will take you there."

Lu Hang had seen the fish and fish, but he didn’t say anything on both sides, so he didn’t hear it that night. The voice was her.

"Don't scream," said the fish and fish. "Besides the rest of the book, you can do it. Play the ring, turn the edge stone... Find someone to play the million yuan."

Ten thousand yuan bureau, called the battle of life and death in the game, is the two teams of players in the case of system notarization pk, there are gambling / gold settings.

The gambling/gold limit in the game is very low. Players generally add chips in private, usually starting at 10,000. Therefore, players all call this kind of battle “10,000 yuan bureau”. The players in the old district where Jing Huan used to play like to tear. Every day, there are tens of thousands of bureaus to see, and the mirrors have not been seen.

People in this area like wild map sneak attacks.

It seems that this cousin is also a renminbi player, hobby only spends pk and spends money.

"That can't work, a harmonious society, can't fight." Lu Hangdao, "Or I will finish this book, will I take you to see the scenery?"

"What landscape do you see a big man?" Kissing the fish is awkward. "It’s too damn."

Lu Hang: "..."

Kissing the fish and fish looked at the time: "Brother, or you will go to the arena with me."

I don’t want to think about Huai’s thoughts: "Do not fight."

"why!"

"I have a teammate."

"Who?"

"Fox Immortal Cave."

Fox Fairy Cave was suddenly cue, and immediately said: "It doesn't matter, don't worry about me, go."

I kissed the fish and thought about it. I didn’t talk anymore, but opened the private chat directly.

[Friend] Kiss fish fish: Brother, what is your relationship with this little sweet scene?

[Friends] I am longing for it: Children don’t care so much.

[Friend] Kissing fish: I am two years younger than you? !

[Friend] Kiss fish fish: Are you married?

[Friends] Kissing fish fish: There should be no, even the husband and wife titles are not hanging...

[Friends] Kissing Fish Fish: Is that just beginning online dating? Ready to get married? Or 暧昧 object?

The news is sinking into the sea, and the game characters of Huaizhi have been operating.

[Friend] Kiss fish fish: You don't come back to me, I will ask her by myself [笑笑]

[Friend] I yearn for it: return the equipment just to me.

[Friend] Kiss fish fish: How are you doing this!

To Huaizhi, he knows that this girl is not a master of security. When she is curious, she will definitely ask Jinghuan.

[Friends] Hearts are longing for: just ordinary friends.

[Friend] Kiss fish fish: Ordinary friend called your brother? ?

[Friend] I yearn for it: When are you so gossip?

[Friends] Kissing fish: I have always been gossip.

[Friends] Longing for the heart: The new year is coming soon.

[Friend] Kiss fish fish:? ? ?

[Friend] Longing for the heart: If you want to go home for the New Year, don't bother him.

Kissing the fish is shocked.

They have been together since childhood, and they don’t know how many handles she has pinched in the hands of Huai, but they have never threatened her with this. This is the first time, or for a netizen.

Kissing fish and fish is even more sure!

They definitely have problems! ! !

Jing Huan did not know that he had become a topic of brothers and sisters. He thought that the dialogue just now would be harmful, but he could not control it.

Finally, the WeChat prompt saved him.

As soon as he got a big bang, he picked up his mobile phone and thought that no matter who he was looking for, he would have to catch the other person for hours.

Counselor: Are you there?

Forget it.

Jing Huan turned off the dialog box.

He still keeps squatting.

Counselor: I know that you are, what is your picture?

Counselor: Come out, something to discuss with you.

Xiaojing: I saw, what happened to the teacher.

Counselor: Have you had a good class this week?

Xiaojing: You see what you said, I have escaped class?

Counselor: [smile]

Xiaojing: [smile]

Counselor: OK, tell you something right. Our school will have a party at the beginning of next month, do you know?

Xiaojing: I don't know.

Counselor: I didn't draw the lottery. Our class got a show, a stage play, and you came along.

Xiaojing:?

Do your own things and do your own signing. You don’t understand this simple truth.

Xiaojing: I have never played a stage play, you ask someone else, teacher.

Counselor: You are my first decision. You don't have to, you can't move around. But I heard Wen Hao say that you are singing very well?

Xiaojing: You believe in his ghosts, he still said that he was thinner every day.

counselor:……

Counselor: Don't attack classmates. You are the facade of our class, you have to go up, and you are in the class, the enthusiasm of the classmates will be higher. Come to the classroom on Saturday to see what role you are assigned to.

The two chatted about this for more than half an hour. Finally, the counselor couldn't bear to begin to count his past few weeks of escaping deeds. Jinghuan could only loosen his mouth.

When I think that I want to play a stage play in front of my alumni, Jing Huan feels shameful.

The stage actor came to the stage to perform, and he went to the stage to call it funny.

I remember that I was going to find Lu Wenhao to settle the account. Just after I finished the book, he threw out a sentence, "I will go down the 886 first" and withdraw from the team.

I haven't had time to get the number, and my friend's message flashed first.

[Friends] Longing for the heart: Don't play the arena at night?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: 0.0 You are not going to bring a cousin?

[Friend] I yearn for it: don't bring her.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Is it not so good...

[Friends] Longing for the heart: No, come to the arena entrance.

Jing Huan hesitated, still went.

No way, the hyena is so humble.

Halfway through, he vaguely discovered that he was not right: "What happened to you?"

“Well?” Jing Huan said, “Is I made a mistake?”

To Huai: "You don't talk."

Jing Huan sighed: "There is nothing, just the counselor came to me..."

"Is the class skipped?"

“How is it possible!” Jing Huan said, “Just let me stage the performance next weekend.”

Celebration?

I thought about it to Huai, and it seems that there is such a thing.

"What's so annoying."

"I don't want to go, I don't play, and I don't like to sing." Jing Huan sighed. "I just want to sing to my brother."

"Then you sing."

"I... ah?" Jinghuan stunned.

Asked Huai: "Don't you want to sing to me?"

That is a rainbow fart! Just let it go! Is there no after-sales? !

Jing Huan laughed and said: "We are playing the arena, my brother, it is not convenient..."

"This game is over now, you can hang up."

"?"

I am pitting myself.

Jing Huan now wants to cross back two minutes ago and drag himself away from the computer.

Speaking of the water that spilled out, Jing Huan daringly opened his own music software and saw the song list -

"Sailor", "Ordinary Road", "Cao Cao"...

It doesn't look like a song that girls should sing.

"...What does your brother want to hear?"

Eyebrows to Huai: "Is there a song service?"

That's not right.

There is also the service of killing and mourning, and the one-stop does not charge you money or not.

He euphemistically said: "I don't necessarily sing what you said."

Jing Huan did not know how much his own tone sounded to be reluctant.

Hearing a smile to Huai, he didn't really want to hear him sing with a voice changer. He just thought that his mouth was a sweet talk.

If you like someone, you don't have to be pleasing everywhere.

If you are okay with yourself, change to someone else, you are not going to be bullied and die.

Thinking of this, I did not consciously converge on the corner of Huai, and took back the smile.

"Forget it," fill the medicine on the body and continue to match the opponent to Huai. "Next time, the next game will begin."

Jing Huan is searching for "What boys like to listen to girls singing" in Baidu, and they are stunned and dull: "Oh..."

This man's face is so fast that he must have been singing in his life.

——

The next day, in the classroom.

"Dad, Dad, I am wrong, it is really wrong." Lu Wenhao folded his hands together, and the people around him, the meat on his arm followed and trembled. "I really didn't think he wanted to ask you to play a stage play."

"You didn't expect a fart." Jing Huan gave him a sigh of relief. "You are finished, don't run after class."

"I really don't know! He asked me how you sing and dance, I said that you sing and sing, dancing is to kill people..."

Jing Huan looked at him suspiciously: "Where did he arrange for you?"

"Ah?" Lu Wenhao blinked innocently. "I and Xianger are both in the prop group."

Gao Zixiang still has a conscience and nodded: "To be honest, I am next to them when they chat."

Got it.

Jing Huan’s sulking gas was not sprinkled, and he had to swallow himself.

Halfway through the class, Jing Huan couldn’t listen to it and simply took out his cell phone to play.

Before opening the game, he sent a message to the heart.

Then the five rounds of Tetris are over and he has not received a reply.

Jing Huan cut back to the dialog box and used the index finger to poke a few times on the other's head.

Don't return your father's message!

He did not find that the people around him had been frowning at him for a long time.

"Huanhuan," Lu Wenhao finally did not hold back, and came up to ask him, "Are we good brothers?"

Jing Huan’s head did not return, focusing on the heap block: “Look at the situation.”

"..." Lu Wenhao silently said, "When I was online, was it the first one to tell you?"

"I don't really want to know."

"Rely, you can say yes!"

"...is it."

"Then tell you honestly now," Lu Wenhao said with a serious look and asked him with a voice. "Are you in love? Rest assured, I will keep it secret for you!"

Jing Huan stunned, and the horizontal square fell, blocking two of his well-arranged vacancies.

He turned his head and frowned in confusion: "Are you not awake?"

"I woke up," Lu Wenhao said. "No, you look at you now, it is completely in love."

"?"

Lu Wenhao stretched out his fingers and gave him one by one: "One, when you just played the game, cut ten back and forth WeChat."

"Fart," Jing Huan interrupted him. "I can't wait for a friend?"

"You are not so diligent when you wait for your mom's message. You have to listen to me." Lu Wenhao put away a finger again. "Second, every time I go to class, I ran to the rental house. I was rushing back. Is your girlfriend even wheat?"

"..." Hey, I really guessed him half.

"Three, your avatar has changed, and the style of the circle of friends has changed," Lu Wenhao said. "For the change of the woman?"

"..." Hey, this time I guessed it is 90%.

"Four, you have been talking very strangely recently. You can add modal particles when you are not moving." Lu Wenhao picked his thick eyebrows inexplicably. "Let's learn from her?"

"Five, she just didn't return your news, your face is going to be black, it must be your object, or else you like people..."

Jing Huan’s cold face interrupted him: “You count in my ear again, I will wash out photos of your predecessor’s online dating objects and go to your home.”

Lu Wenhao finally shut up.

After class, they walked out of the classroom and discussed whether they would go to the city during the weekend.

"Lu Wenhao?"

The three of them turned around and saw Lu Hang and Xiang Huai, who stood behind them.

Looking at Huai’s head, he looked down at the phone and heard a little.

Lu Hang smiled: "I look at you from afar, where is this going?"

"Ready to eat," Lu Wenhao asked. "Lu Ge, how are you here?"

"We have classrooms that have been transferred to this school building. We just finished class," Lu Hang still holding a basketball. "How, do you want to play for a while?"

"Okay." Gao Zixiang should finish, one meal. "But this time, the stadium is not in position?"

Lu Hang rushed to his eyes: "I let people stay, go."

Throw the phone into Huai’s pocket: "You can't go, I won't go."

Jing Huan immediately said: "I will not go."

Lu Wenhao was not afraid to die and asked: "Why are you rushing back to even the wheat..."

Jing Huan raised his fist at him.

Lu Wenhao hurry to hide: "The wrong is wrong, make a joke."

So after going downstairs, the five people left again in two batches.

With the move to Huaizhi, Jinghuan couldn't help but look down at his shoes.

"Why, I want to step on it?" asked Huai.

Jing Huan shook his head violently: "I don't want to."

Jing Huan took a few steps and felt that it was not quite right. He looked around again.

"What's wrong?" He noticed his movements and asked Huai.

Jing Huan’s expression is complicated: “What, brother... don’t you think that many people are watching us?”

I didn’t feel it to Huai.

He can usually receive a lot of sights, and he can't tell the difference between today and the past.

"do not think so."

Jing Huan wondered: "That may be my illusion..."

Going to the man's bed, Jing Huan just wanted to say goodbye to the people around him. He saw the boy's footsteps and went to his head.

He said: "Brother?"

Stop at Huai's: "Well."

"You don't go back to the bedroom?"

"Everything has come here," said Huai, naturally. "Go to lunch together."

The two went to the Huangji Chicken Hotel again.

During the meal, Jing Huan took out his mobile phone and found that his heart had longed for him.

I looked at the time, it was when he just finished class, he should be walking, so he did not hear the tone.

After eating, Jing Huan just wanted to pay the bill, and Huaizhi had already scanned the code first.

"Go, let's say to Huai."

Jing Huan holds the phone and blinks: "Oh...oh."

Going out of the restaurant door, it is still the tea shop.

To Huaizhi: "Drink or drink milk tea?"

"Drink it..." Jing Huan said, "I will buy it myself!"

Going to Huaizhi to the end of the queue: "I want to buy coffee too."

Ten minutes later, Jing Huan once again took three cups of milk tea out of the tea shop.

He stood on the side of the road and looked blank.

How does he think... This scene seems to have met?

I took coffee to Huai, and walked over to him: "Then I will go back first."

"Oh, good... oh wait!" Jing Huaneng smashed his clothes.

Looking back to Huai, I looked at him questionfully.

Jing Huan returned to God and asked him: "Can we go to the side and say a few words?"

The two sat in the seats outside the tea shop.

Jing Huan put the milk tea on the table and opened the door and asked: "Brother, do you have anything to find me to help?"

Did not understand Huaizhi: "What?"

"I mean." Jing Huan sat up straight. "You have to find something to help me. Just say it, don't need to... go through so many processes."

"..."

It seems that the brain circuit of Huai’s discovery of Jinghuan is not the same as ordinary people.

He laughed and just wanted to answer.

Jing Huan came forward and whispered to him: "Do you like any girl in our class?"

"?"

"Don't be shy, you have met several times, I will help you." Jing Huan asked, "Which girl? But I am not too familiar with the girls in the class, I guess I can only help you with a contact. ”

"..."

What Jing Huan thought of, smiled and said: "But I did not expect that your condition will also worry about chasing people."

Looking at him at Huai's frown, his eyes are subtle and he doesn't know what he is thinking.

For a long while, he only found his voice: "I don't have to chase people."

Jinghuan "ah" gave a cry.

"You don't need any contact information." He rose up to Huai, and looked down at him with a plain tone.

"I just want to invite you to dinner, there is no other meaning, no attempt, you don't have to think about it."

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