Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Jing Huan sat on the bench next to the stadium and was almost caught by the basketball.

Fortunately, Gao Zixiang was fast. He helped him cut the ball first, then turned to Lu Wenhao and said, "You are careful, I really only have to live alone in the bedroom after he arrives."

Lu Wenhao gasped and said: "You can rest assured that I was killed and turned into a ghost, and I will remember the way back to the bedroom."

Jing Huan returned to God and looked calm: "Today is a good day, don't be full of sorrows and ghosts."

“A good day?” Gao Zixiang wrinkled his face and thought for a long time, and decided to ask after today’s holiday, “What day?”

"On the 17th day of the lunar calendar, avoid the soil, you should marry." Jing Huan finished, got up from the bench and patted the dust in the palm of his hand. "I went back."

"Don't, I still want to play basketball game next door." Gao Zixiang quickly yelled at him. "After the game, I went back. Anyway, I didn't have a job today."

Jing Huan shook his head: "There is something."

Lu Wenhao has become accustomed to: "Why, rushing back to watch the game?"

Jing Huan frowned and answered honestly: "Today is not."

Say you may not believe it.

Dad rushed back to marry.

On the way home, Jing Huan couldn't help but think of what happened last night.

When he was yearning to ask him when he wanted to marry, he had been stunned for ten seconds without speaking.

Then... the heart is longing to drag him directly to the old man.

Seeing the line of the game interface "Would you like to be married?" he scared almost to knock over the water on his hand.

He clicked "I don't want to."

Just kidding, he struggled to fight for a few months, and his face was gone, in order to make his heart longing for a life of autism.

I finally got people to pick you up. Do you let me marry you at five in the morning?

Are guests not there, will they give it to the air? !

So he euphemistically said that this is the first time he has been married in the game. He does not want to be so rude, and he has to be wronged by the grievances.

After listening to the heart and listening to it for a moment, I should have a sentence to know.

Jing Huan thinks about it now, but still feels not real.

The last sentence he said last week was unintentional, not really asking for marriage.

The heart longed for it.

How did the heart yearn for it?

...... Why did the heart yearn for it? !

Jinghua is puzzling.

Is it what I said last night, and smashed the heart of the scum man? ? ?

For a long time, I did not come up with a conclusion. Jing Huan gave up and took out the mobile phone to send a message.

I was taking a shower to Huai, and I heard the vibration of the mobile phone. He was lightly moved, turned around and took a towel and wiped his hand, then lit the screen.

Xiaojing: Brother (///v///) Your bride has finished class.

Putting the eyes of Huai on the three words, I will reply half a mile.

To: Yes.

Xiaojing: Then my groom's official is doing Shimo! [搓手]

To: Take a shower.

Xiaojing Yeah: [blush] Then you wash first! I am home soon.

After showering Huai, the towel was loosely placed on the shoulders, and the hair was constantly dripping.

He picked up his towel and wiped his hair, and the other hand only returned the news. When he looked up, he just saw Lu Hang panic and narrowed down the page he was watching.

One second before he narrowed down, he saw a familiar game scene with Huai.

He walked to Lu Hang: "What are you looking at?"

Lu Hang immediately said: "Nothing, look at the gossip in the forum!"

Gently raise an eyebrow at Huai: "My gossip?"

"..." Lu Hang coughed, "Where can you?"

It’s clear to Huai: “Open me and see.”

Lu Hang hesitated, and finally opened the webpage.

No mistakes were made to Huai, and the main building of the post was a screenshot of him and Jing Huan’s game. The two of them stood in front of the old man, and they were very close together.

Turn the mouse down to Huai, and turn over the face.

Lu Hang did not lie, no one really swears at him.

Because this whole post goes down, it is ridiculing Xiaotianjing.

4l: How are these two people in the old days? Isn't that going to get married? Xiao Tianjing finally has a longing for the Raiders? ?

5l: Raiders a fart, not married, Xiao Tianjing daily post it.

11l: Not that I said that a little girl has no lower limit. For a man, even if he doesn't even have a face, it is a bad tutor.

Statements such as these have piled up more than 60 floors.

Lu Hang can clearly feel that the people around him are angry and busy comforting him: "Oh, the forum is like this, you don't know, you really don't need to be true."

Straight to the Huaizhi station, the strength of the hair is heavier: "The forum has always said his?"

Lu Hangyi, a half-time reaction to "her" refers to who: "not all, of course, there are other."

Asked Huai: "What else did you say?"

"That said..." Lu Hangzhi arbitrarily.

The moment to Huai was clear, no longer asked, turned back to the computer.

He had a lot of gold coins on the exchange this morning. At this time, the money was full, and this number could be put on the top of the rich list no matter where it was placed.

"Lu Hang." He cried.

Lu Hangbian chats with his friends and says: "Well?"

"Marriage in addition to the wedding banquet, wedding car, fireworks," to Huai's tone as usual, "What other processes can do?"

"You ask the right person!" Lu Hang's sleeves, ready to give him a good slap, and suddenly he felt wrong.

He slowly turned his head and was full of horror. "Wait... you, what do you ask this?!"

Jing Huan just got on the number, and the friend's message flashed.

[Friend] I yearn for it: I am waiting for me.

Soon, the heart longed for him to appear.

After Jing Huan entered his team, he just wanted to say shyly.

[The heart is longing for you to give you a jade hairpin x1]

Jing Huan opened it and was shocked.

Purple, and it is a purple dress with explosive properties. The lowest price in the market must have a five-digit number.

"Brother?" he asked blankly. "What is this?"

To Huaizhi said: "Seeking a wedding."

"..."

Jinghuan is a bit stiff at the moment.

First, the gift is indeed very expensive. Second, he is not prepared to get a wedding gift.

Xiang Huai seems to have guessed his thoughts: "Buy the bargains when shopping, go through the game."

grass.

Jing Huan’s pitiful feeling of being a little bit of a small finger disappeared without a trace.

In the game, the stalls can only be placed at a maximum of 999 gold. The higher-priced items can only go to the exchange, and the fees are paid to the nine men.

If this thing is bought by shopping, it is really a big deal.

"Thank you brother, but... I haven't had time to prepare a wedding gift for you."

I felt that my tone was not in control, and Jing Huan made a bunch of crying expressions in the game.

To Huai: "No, you can promise it."

During the talk, the two have already arrived at the old man.

Re-standing to the old man, Jinghuan still has a sense of unreality.

He held his breath unconsciously, and his heart was ready.

The old-fashioned dialog box has not been popped up, and the voice is quiet.

Jing Huan’s heart is awkward - finished, the scum man will not suddenly repent, right?

He couldn't help but lick his lips, and he was about to ask, and the WeChat prompt flashed in the lower right corner.

My heart is longing for it: I am getting married at five o'clock. Everyone is free to come and hold a field, thank you.

When the news came out, the original gang of gangs was silent.

I don't know how long it took before I finally got a reaction.

Mo asked to return: What? Then I asked him with a mouthful... Who is the object of marriage to God? ? ?

Xiaotianjing: It seems to be Xiaotianjing (*°▽°*)

Just fight for the day: Don't answer! ! !

The heart is longing for it: it is indeed a sweet scene.

Just fight for the day:...

Love is what you eat:...

The genius Zhizhi peach:...

Xiaotianjing: ^▽^

After a few minutes, the people in the gang calmed down.

To be honest, since Xiao Tianjing joined them, everyone's ability to accept things has improved a lot.

The girl in my heart: Congratulations, come to the scene right away!

Mo asked to return: Can you wait for me, we are still in the bottom, the last boss! !

Chunxiao: Congratulations.

Autumn Maple: Congratulations [Crying]

Not long after, the old man was full of people.

[World] Falling: How many people have stood in the old lady? what happened?

[World] buys oranges for you: I also saw them. It seems that they are still idlers. Which group of people are going to get married?

[World] I have cats: I can't see people at all, so who is going to get married? The squad is so big that even Chunxiao and Acacia are disregarding.

Every new couple gets married, and the old man will celebrate the wedding in the old moon, and open the candy to get the experience and the game currency. Although the number is small, it is better than nothing.

Coupled with the hot discussions in the world, after a while, the idlers who had nothing to do, they rushed over, and the old man was instantly crowded with people, and even the old man was covered up.

Jing Huan is the first time to see this grand occasion.

Maybe there are too many people, he actually feels a little nervous.

This fucking... Just married, how is it more exaggerated than weekend activities? !

At five o'clock, the dialog box popped up.

[Do you want to be married with your heart? Willing, not willing. 】

Jing Huan bite his teeth, thinking, this is how you made this wedding so big.

After you have lost people in front of the district, you can't blame me.

[Current] Mo asked to return: Who is stepping on my feet! !

[Current] Destiny Zhizhi peach: Do you not play ok?

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: Who is going to get married? Why are you surrounded by this?

[Current] Planning tonight x: Autumn Maple? I am getting married on the spot! Come to a full-scale binding milk to play games together!

[Current] Butterfly: Sell seven crystals! Sell ​​two chaotic stones! Need the boss to secret me [waving]

[Moon: Congratulations to the heart and Xiaotian Jingjie, and become the 9199th couple of this server! 】

[current] song butterfly:? ? ? ?

[Current] Ji Xiaonian:? ! ? ?

[Current] Rocking: I, grass? ? ?

[Current] I love Yang xx:? ? ?

[Old Moon: The beginning of the wedding - the bride and groom meet the guests -]

[Old Moon: One Heaven and Earth [Love]]

Jing Huan looked at herself and her heart and was sent to the ceremony by the system. They all wore good clothes and could not move or send messages before the ceremony.

The words of the old man have been completely covered by the dialog boxes of the players. Jing Huan looks at the question marks and exclamation marks at a glance.

This is his first time getting married in the game. Although he is married, he is still nervous.

The sweat of the hand and the tension of the heart.

"After the wedding, don't leave the team." The voice that the heart longed for came from the earphones. The tone was the same as usual. People who didn't know thought they were writing, not getting married.

Mua.

Sure enough, the experienced scum man is calmer than him.

Seeing the other side is extremely calm, Jing Huan felt that he lost the game.

It seems that he is very poor.

At least on the surface can not lose, Jing Huan thought.

So he said, "Okay."

Then he repeatedly bites his lips, resists shame, and screams with a big red face. "Old...gong."

The sound is very small, but I still heard it.

Until the end of the wedding process, he whispered: "Yeah."

The players present have just recovered from the shock, are preparing to congratulate the newcomer, a glaring horn popped out.

[Trumpet] is how the trumpet: scum male and jian female, perfect match hahaha!

[Trumpet] is how the trumpet: even this kind of **** man you have to be crazy to paste, Xiaotianjing, you taste really do not pick ~

[Trumpet] is how the trumpet: mirror flower water month first shameless couple birth!

As the name suggests, it is a 10-level trumpet.

The people who eat melons boiled instantly, and all of them were stunned.

However, these horns did not survive for a long time.

[Trumpet] Chunxiao: Congratulations on getting married, a hundred years of good.

[Trumpet] Autumn Maple: Congratulations on getting married, a hundred years of good.

[Trumpet] Love is what you eat: Congratulations on getting married, a hundred years of good.

[Trumpet] Cotai: Congratulations on getting married, a hundred years of good, the dog is more than a back!

Everyone in the Leisure Club has picked up the horns. Once the trumpet appeared, it was topped off once and soon disappeared.

Jing Huan was moved.

At the same time of moving, he also spoke in the chat box and played a hundred words, ready to teach the trumpet to be a man when the wedding is over.

Two minutes later, the wedding is over, Jing Huan just clicks the Enter key -

[Trumpet] Heart longing: solemnly declare: Because I am unwell, my account is longing to be handed over to the management in March of this year. I will not officially retrieve the account until the end of August. What happened during the period has nothing to do with me. I am willing to Promised to compensate the economic loss of this number to other players during the training. I have a backup of the specific chat records of the training, and I will send them to the forum later.

[Trumpet] The heart is longing for it: Also, it is my marriage to Xiaotianjing.

When the horn came out, the whole area was shocked.

The world immediately boiled, and the chat channel was brushed and ligatures could not be seen clearly.

Jing Huan sat in front of the computer, as if solidified.

Seeing the friend's message lit up, he opened it conditionedly -

[Friend] Love is what you eat: Wow! ! I will say to God and before the two judges! ! ! congratulations! This time, I sincerely congratulate you! !

Jing Huan turned off the dialog box, his lips were numb, and his mind was blank.

[Old Moon: Licheng! Send it to the cave! 】

[You got the title of "the lady who yearns for the heart". 】

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