Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 80:

"His WeChat, isn't it a fruit avatar?" Jing Huan heard this question.

"Ah?" Lu Hang thought for a moment. "Oh, yes, he has a trumpet. It was built before the queen was stolen. You can add that number."

Jing Huan: "........."

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Lu Hang opened his own WeChat sweep: "Forget it, let's add it first, your QR code opens, I add you."

Jing Huan looked empty and looked helpless at Lu Hang.

How to do.

What should I do if I do it?

Lu Hang said: "What happened..."

boom--

The mobile phone slipped from the hands of Jing Huan, landed heavily on the edge of the stone, and made a crisp crash.

Jing Huan did not look at the mobile phone on the ground, and said with a blank expression: "My mobile phone is broken, it may not be added."

Lu Hang: "..."

Isn't it tight?

Can this be ruined?

"Nothing, maybe not bad, pick it up." He finished half-bend down.

As a result, he did not wait for him to touch the mobile phone. Jing Huan suddenly lifted his foot and stepped on the mobile phone.

Lu Hang: "..."

Jing Huan: "Ah, I accidentally stepped on."

Lu Hang: "..."

Lu Hang eyes complex: "Happy, are you okay?"

"Nothing, I can do anything." Jing Huan looked down at the phone, his voice had no feelings. "You go back first, I will pack it up."

"..." Lu Hang's line of sight turned back and forth several times on the mobile phone and Jing Huan's face. "Well... then I will go back first, and you will hurry."

Lu Hang's footsteps are especially clear in this trail.

Until the sound could not be heard, Jing Huan slowly lifted his foot and bent over to smash the mobile phone.

He looked down.

Fortunately, only the membrane is broken.

Jing Huan pulls out the paper, soak it in water and gently wipe it on the phone.

Wipe it again, twice, three times... countless times.

The message is automatically displayed on the screen until the phone lights up.

To: Or the baby with you, together with the Fox Cave.

grass!

Grass and grass! ! !

Fortunately, fart! ! Fortunately, a ghost! ! ! !

Jing Huan picked up the phone and came a few times against the forehead. The calm of the previous second disappeared without a trace.

how is this possible!

How can it be Huaizhi? !

I don't believe it! ! ! ! !

It must be that Road Hang is wrong.

It was the micro signal that he stole the roller.

It is impossible to be a person to the heart of Huaizhi.

That is, the name is a bit like.

The sound is a bit like it.

The tone of voice is also a bit like.

What can this explain? This is nothing! ! !

Jing Huan is on the side of the road, holding a mobile phone to hypnotize himself.

right!

How can you get online! He now has a girlfriend! ! !

Not even big people’s stomachs...

Jing Huan’s expression is stiff.

Then slowly and slowly lower his head and look at his flat belly.

? ? ?

Grass your mother.

It must not be what I think.

Two minutes later, Jing Huan was completely autistic.

Even before I felt like it, he never thought about the same person who yearn for Huaizhi.

The person who gets married online is the schoolmaster around you. Jiu Xia is not a district divided by region. How can there be such a clever thing? !

And to the Huaizhi so cold one, actually like Lolita! ! !

Is this like this? ? ?

Who can believe when you say it? ! ! !

In the mind, Jing Huan denied this thing hundreds of times and finally began to face reality.

——If you are really a person who wants to be in harmony with Huaizhi, what should I do?

......

He buried his entire face in his arm.

......

Sure enough, I can only die.

Lu Hang returned to the boat and looked at Huaizhi behind him: "He."

"It's still there," Lu Hang sat down. "He accidentally dropped his phone."

"That's just right, he just wanted to change his new phone some time ago," Lu Wenhao said, raising his hand and shouting at the waiter under the boat. "Here two drinks!"

When the wine came up, the taste of the fish soup in the pot had already floated outside the Sanli.

Looking at Huai’s seat, still empty, and got up: "I am going to find him."

"Hey," Lu Wenhao was busy picking up and raised his hand to signal him to sit down. "I am going, I just went to wash my hands and accidentally took a soy sauce."

Lu Wenhao took the little song to the toilet, and there was only one street lamp on the road, barely able to illuminate the road.

"The wildflowers on the roadside, you don't want me... my grass!!!"

The wildflowers on the side of the road were not seen, but they were shocked by the black shadow on the side of the road. Lu Wenhao felt his body fat trembled gently.

Jing Huan is still squatting, he is slowly swallowing his head and his expression is impatient: "What is the ghost?"

"Rely, how are you?" Seeing the Qing people, Lu Wenhao went smoothly, "I thought I was hitting a ghost."

"It’s all the ghosts are scared away by you." Jing Huan finished, and continued to bury his head.

Lu Wenhao looked awkward: "No... what are you doing?"

"I am happy, don't worry about me, go to your toilet."

"I'm going to wash my hands, soy sauce is on my hands." Lu Wenhao said, "You still don't go back? The food is coming up."

Jing Huan: "Do not eat back without appetite."

grass.

I can't see anyone tonight.

Especially to Huaizhi.

"Oh, then you are squatting, I can't stop you anyway." Lu Wenhao went inside. "I will be in a hurry to the brother, come to you personally. He just came over and was stopped by me."

Jing Huan is now nervous when he hears this word: "What is he doing for me?!"

"You are a birthday star, you are not there, who dares to move chopsticks first."

"..."

Lu Wenhao washed his hands back, and Jing Huan stood on the side of the road, using his fist to hammer his legs.

Lu Wenhao was happy: "How do I feel that you are quite afraid of your brother? When you say him, you will pick it up."

It’s more afraid.

Laozi now wants to pay for his life.

But he can't always hide, eat rice, and go back to the same car.

Jing Huan said with incompetence: "You will eat more and talk less."

"I don't mean it." Lu Wenhao said which pot does not open the pot, asked with a look of gossip, "Right, said Huai Zhigang that his girlfriend is pregnant, really fake? You have been in the afternoon for two He said nothing to you..."

Halfway through the words, Lu Wenhao suddenly shut up.

He felt a murderous.

Jing Huan looked at the front, and constantly advised himself that birthday should not kill.

And he has no time to take care of Lu Wenhao.

Because they have already walked under the boat, he can now see the shoulder to Huai as soon as he looks up.

Lu Wenhao just bought the stairs in the front foot, and the back foot was caught by Jing Huan.

"You see it with a little bit of eyesight, and don't ask your mother to mention what pregnancy is not pregnant."

Lu Wenhao reached out to an ok: "Understand."

Jing Huan thought that he had already slowed down.

But in the second of the line of sight with Huai, he felt like a firecracker that had been ignited, and immediately exploded/exploded.

He quickly recovered his gaze and his eyes returned to his seat.

Looking at Huaizhi’s red ear, he asked, “Is the phone broken?”

Jing Huan did not return, and he said with a dumb voice: "It’s just a cracked screen...nothing."

Please don't talk to me.

Otherwise I will show you a man diving immediately.

Lu Wenhao put a crab in his bowl.

"Huanhuan, this crab special fertilizer, there is cream inside, you try."

This is the first person that Lu Wenhao did today.

As long as you bury your head, no one can talk to me!

Not to Huai! ! !

Jing Huan immediately entered the state of forgetfulness, burying his head and specializing in crabs.

As a result, he just opened his head and was stabbed to the finger on the crab shell. It hurt him to take a breath.

Day and day.

Isn't today my father's birthday?

Why are you doing so badly! ! !

Jing Huan is like a balloon that is already on the verge of bursting. It is so a hole in the crab shell.

He just wanted to sigh, and the index finger was taken by the people next to him.

He took his hand to Huai, and looked at him in front of him carefully, and pressed it with his thumb to make sure that there was no bleeding before releasing him.

He took the crab in the bowl of Jinghuan: "Don't peel it."

Jing Huan felt the temperature remaining on the finger, but couldn't speak without opening his mouth. The numbness spreads from the fingers to the chest and then to the neck.

"Then you eat fish, don't need to peel..." Lu Wenhao stunned as he turned his head. "I grass, how happy is your face?"

The people on the table looked over, including to Huai.

Obviously, I can't see the people around me, but Jing Huan feels that she is surrounded by the sight of Huai.

The night wind was slow, and the heat on his face was not blown away, but it became more and more intense.

Jing Huan is vague: "Drunk, head up."

Lu Wenhao blinked: "You didn't drink."

Jing Huan picked up the glass in front of him and drank it: "I am drinking now!"

Lu Wenhao's eyes were subtle, and he said, "You can drink it, don't take so many empty cups in front of you. Why don't you rob people?"

Jing Huan: "..."

He smiled very lightly at Huai: "Nothing."

Jing Huan: "..."

I have something.

My heart is rushing out of my throat, give me a 120, can save and can not save.

Jing Huan stared at the unopened bottle on the ground, thinking about simply getting drunk and maybe returning to school with a blink of an eye.

But he was afraid that he would drunk and say that he was leaking.

Tangle for a long time, still give up.

Hearing the chat on the table to Huai, and looking down at the people around him.

Since returning from the toilet, Jing Huan seems to have no spirit, and is now playing with crab shells.

He took two chopsticks and poked the crab shell that had just been tied to him. The soul didn't know where to swim.

Pick up the bowl to Huai and put it in front of him.

Jing Huan shook a little, and looked up at him with fear.

"..."

I raised my eyebrows at Huai's wrinkles and began to think about what I did today, so that he could show this expression.

He pushed the bowl forward and "eat it."

Jing Huan suddenly returned to God and quickly covered his throat.

The bowl is full of white and tender crab meat.

Lu Wenhao can't do it, eat the first. He glanced at the bowl of crab meat at a glance, and the chopsticks stretched out quickly: "I am going, so much, to make me happy."

Jing Huan’s eyes are fast, and his hand is knocked with a chopstick handle: “Release.”

"Why, don't be stingy."

"The person sent me, didn't say it to you."

"I know that if I peel from the seniors, he will definitely let me eat."

"I don't want you to eat." Jing Huan knocked again. "Who will let you move the food of the birthday?"

Jing Huan finished his bowl of crab meat with melancholy.

Full of satiated food, Gao Zixiang got up and raised his toast: "Come here, we will have a cup of joy before we leave. I wish you all the years to come today!"

Lu Wenhao: "Fu Ru Donghai! Shoubi Nanshan!"

Jing Huan touched the cup with them weakly: "I thank you."

He just had to take back the cup and reached out to Huai, and he touched him separately, then leaned up and drank it.

He is inherently superior, and even the throat line is better than others.

Lu Wenhao hit his shoulder: "What to look at? Want to get away with it?"

Jing Huan couldn’t talk to Lu Wenhao anymore, and he couldn’t help but knives in his hand.

He rushed back and looked at the line and drank the wine before coming to Huaizhi.

After paying the bill, several people walked out of the farmhouse, and Lu Hang went to drive the car. Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang also followed. Jing Huan’s footsteps just moved, and Gao Zixiang was in the same place.

"Shouxing stood still and stood here waiting for us to pick you up." Gao Zixiang said, "To the senior, you are here, we will come soon."

Dagger to Huai: "Well."

Shouxing has 10,000 swear words to say.

But Shouxing dare not say.

Shouxing does not even dare to breathe.

The countryside at night is extraordinarily quiet, and the scenery is uneasi, and it is a few seconds in my heart.

Twenty seconds passed, why Lu Hang has not come yet.

"Jing Huan." Cut this piece of calm to Huai.

Jinghuan bowed his head and said: "Well... um?"

A small box was handed to him.

"Happy birthday." To Huaizhi said.

Jing Huan looked at the box and muttered, "Where is this..."

"When you go to the bathroom, take it back in the car."

Jing Huan came over and swallowed: "Thank you."

The two stupidly stood too, so he asked, "Can you dismantle it?"

"Ok."

Jing Huan opened the box, inside is a scarf, black and gray interlaced, simple and versatile.

"I didn't know if you didn't like the scarf before, I bought it." To Huaizhi, "I don't want to tie it."

When did he say that he didn't like a scarf?

Jing Huan had a moment of embarrassment, and then he remembered slowly and half-beat. Lu Wenhao said in the car that he refused to send a scarf to a girl.

He said: "No, you are different from their nature... I like it very much. Thank you, brother."

To Huai Zhixin, there is nothing wrong with it.

He just wanted to speak, and the cell phone in his hand suddenly vibrated. When he opened it, it was the kid's strategy that he had just checked.

In exchange for the usual, he must be forwarded to the people around him without a word, but at this moment, I don't know if it is alcohol or something else. When he forwards, he suddenly says to the people around him.

"I sent a message to my wife."

Jing Huan’s brain can’t keep up.

You send a message to your wife, tell me what to do?

"叮~"

Jinghuan pockets sounded a crisp WeChat tone.

This sound is like a fire-powered light/machine/gun, which is a crazy shot on the lake that was not calm.

grass.

Grass fucking.

Is his wife not me? ? ?

This cue sounded the ambiguity between the two people to the highest point - anyway, Jinghuan had already thought about a hundred ways.

Asked Huai: "Don't read the news?"

"..." Jing Huan hardened his scalp, and the voice came out of the word in his teeth. "It may be a birthday greeting. I will go back and see."