Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

One person mentioned this matter, and other people who did not dare to speak immediately asked questions.

[The gang] Lin Shen sees the deer: Yes, still killing? We haven’t taken revenge before the Xianxian equipment was exploded.

[gang] Chunxiao: I didn't want to understand, you five people went to encircle Xiaotianjing, let her run, so why have they been taken away?

[gang] No words: Oops, who knows that Xiaotianjing is so overcast! This is something that can't be avoided.

[gang] Chunxiao: A nurse, a treatment, why can't you avoid it? Even if the treatment is blocked, the nurse himself has the ability to add blood.

Chunxiao is the deputy lord of the Leisure People's Court, and the woman is said to have a leg with her female lord.

This matter is not a secret in the gang, when the sympathy is not in the doldrums, the gang is basically Chunxiao in charge.

[gang] No words: No, Xiao Xiao, Xian Xian is helping us to kill and kill people, but also exploded equipment... Can't you say that?

[gang] Chunxiao: I am just stating the facts.

[gang] Xian Mengmeng:......

[帮派]仙萌萌: Sorry ah [tears] I did not expect that when I came back to God to add blood, I was already succumbed to the fox seconds...

[gang] Chunxiao: When you go to kill, you have to leave more snacks yourself, or you will be killed. Not only will you be easily blasted out of equipment and experience, but the reputation of the gang will also be damaged.

After Chunxiao finished this sentence, he narrowed down the game interface directly and continued to discuss hidden tasks with other big gangs in the penguin discussion group.

The world's first lord: I just went to npc and looked at it, this broken task is still high-level materials! Jiu Xia is really boring, isn't this forced to consume our domestic demand? !

The south side of the painting building: I am really unfortunate, we have just opened up a lot of experience before, and there are not many high-order materials left.

Breaking the sky: You are really interesting to paint the south side of the building. You have a bunch of high-level materials in the gang of assets, thinking that everyone is jealous?

Painting House South Side Helper: Hey! Break your day, this dog is forced to put it under the bottom to help us!

Broken Sky Helper: Nonsense, is an acquaintance to cut off the map! Who gave you the undercover? You also have!

The south side of the painting building: How? Have the ability to set up a hostile gang!

The idlers help the lord: You have to fight and wait for things to be solved, don’t fight here, waste everyone’s time.

The idlers help the Lord: not much nonsense. The plan I have proposed is that each gang will send out a hundred grasses, two fish balls, and five flaming eyes. Our leisure staff is 20% more materials than you. Some opinions can be mentioned now.

The rare materials she mentioned, the entire gang had to work together for two months to get together.

However, other gangs don’t feel much uncomfortable when they listen to the 20% more materials than the idlers.

Broken Sky Helper: Are you out 120%?

The idlers help the Lord: What is the problem?

Broken Sky Helper: 悖 猓 猓 猓 猓 猓 猓 猓 猓 憔龋 挂 挂 挂 挂 挂 挂 挂 挂 挂 挂

The south side of the painting building: Lord, wait, are you Chunshu or Acacia?

The idlers help the Lord:?

The south side of the painting building is the main lord: It should be Chunxiao. If you do this, will you agree?

The idlers help the Lord: This does not require you to worry. That's it, set the materials in half an hour.

Chunxiao threw out this sentence and left the discussion group directly.

Then she opens the buddy list, finds the name she is aspired to, and tentatively sends a "1" in the past.

Unexpectedly, the news was successfully sent.

[Friend] Heart longing for:?

[Friend] Chun Xiao: When are you going to open the demon king?

[Friend] Chun Xiao: You see the system news, give time, we can pay the materials.

[Friend] I yearn for it: this afternoon.

[Friend] Chun Xiao: Can you kill it?

[Friend] Heart longing: I don't know.

[Friend] Chunxiao: 1

No reply to Huaizhi, he will open a friend message, is worried that the little fox can not find him.

"Old, you really do not need the first man of the nine heroes to come forward?" Lu Hang was on the bed, holding his chin and asking him.

I didn’t return to Huai’s head: “Only I and her can cut into the battle.”

"I know, I mean, I can open her number to operate." Lu Hangdao, "You don't know the difficulty of hiding the mission. The last one that triggered the hidden mission was the God of War team in the next district, killing for three hours. If you are too strong, you will go with a sweet scene, not to die?"

To Huai Road: "Boss difficulty will be adjusted according to the number of players."

"But if you take a sweet scene, it is tantamount to a single-handed demon king... Besides, if she escapes to your face when she escapes, is it finished?"

Ask him Huai: "I really want to help?"

Lu Hang nodded madly, this is a hidden task, who does not want to mix a foot?

"Come to the city."

Lu Hang immediately manipulated the game character and walked to the side of his heart: "What?"

Empty the items on Huai Zhi, leaving a lot of positions: "Give me some high-end drugs."

Lu Hang: "?"

"Take me another card of the nine-tailed fairy fox."

"No, seven hundred gold's transformation card, how do you mean to find me! High-order three drugs are also expensive to die, I specifically want to kill the **** of war..."

Eyebrows to Huai: "Is it not to help?"

Lu Hangdao: "Is this a help? You want me to die!"

"I still want to see the seal demon king from the first perspective?"

"?"

"Can you still kill the **** of war?"

"..."

"Don't you bring three nurses at the same time?"

Lu Hang gritted his teeth: "...you tm... want a few high-level drugs?"

——

After class, Jing Huan packed a hot and sour powder on the roadside and went home.

When he got home, he turned on the computer and was preparing to log in to Jiuxia.

[Hello, the number of online users of Jinghua Shuiyue Server is full, please wait patiently in line. There are 999+ players waiting in front, and the waiting time is expected to be 37 minutes. 】

? ? ?

Jing Huan seems to have returned to the decade ago, when Jiu Xia just opened the service, the number of servers is very small, and each player must have a team of dozens of minutes before the number is placed.

But are all 9102? How do you still queue?

The game has a bug?

He tried to log in to other servers, all in seconds, and only the mirrors were queued.

Thirty minutes later, he struggled into the server. When I first got on the line, I received countless messages from my friends. When I looked at them carefully, they all came from the same person.

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: Sister, when do you kill the demon king?

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: This task time limit is only forty-eight hours!

[Friends] Gentle mosquito coils: It’s too late to start killing again, hurry!

Jing Huan read one by one, reply.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: What happened to Jiu Xia Server today? I have a good card and I have to queue for half an hour.

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: You are finally here! In the area, I squeezed in a bunch of new numbers, of course, cards!

[Friend] Xiaotianjing:?

[Friends] Gentle mosquito coil: are registered to see you kill the demon king.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing:? ?

[Friends] Gentle mosquito coil: Now all the game anchors of Jiu Xia are refreshing the hands of the village.

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: sister! You are in the fire of the nine men! !

Jing Huan just read this news, a speaker popped up in the lower left corner.

[Full service horn] Don't rain: Xiaotian Jingxin yearns for you to wait for me! I still have two levels to go to the novice village! Don't kill! Ready to prepare!

[Full service horn] Temporary online love for a while: relying on me still standing in line, can the front players be able to go offline, let me lean forward?

[Full service horn] There is a meditation on you: Is there anyone who knows what to say, when are these two people going to kill? The audience waited for a day in the live broadcast room.

Jing Huan: "..."

The friend's message flashed again, and he frowned and was about to shut up his breath.

[Friends] heart longing for: 1

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: 0v0! brother

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: Sorry, ah, I am late, the team that has been in front of the front for half an hour [biting a handkerchief]

[Friends] Heart longing: Come to the city owner.

Jing Huan immediately flew in the past, only to find that the city owner is surrounded by people, people are moving, he can not find the heart to look forward to.

[Current] 命命芝芝 peach: Come here! ! Xiaotianjing is coming!

[Current] can't wait for the dark: finally you have to kill! Gkdgkd! !

[Current] Scarlet warfare: How is Xiaotianjing a Fox Cave? How to kill the demon king? Can she understand the martial arts skills?

... How did this group of people see him?

[The heart is eager to invite you to join the team. 】

Jing Huan quickly agreed.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: God of War, how come so many people here? Qvq

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: If we destroy the team, it is not very shameful [scare]

There was a man’s voice suddenly coming from the earphone: “Empty your body.”

Jinghuan has not responded yet, and a bunch of yellow words appear on the game interface.

[The heart is longing to throw you the nine-tailed fairy fox transform card x1]

[The heart is longing to throw you back to the soul x5]

[Heart longing for you to restore red beads x10]

............

To Huaizhi again: "Go and save your money."

Jing Huan, a quick return, said: "I don't have much money on my body..."

To Huai's voice: "You first look at the efficacy of these drugs. After a while, you will find a corner to hide, as long as you do not touch the boss, the boss will not hit you, pay attention to his range of damage on the line Remember to give yourself blood, don't die."

Jing Huan: "...ah?"

"If I fall to the ground, you will run away." To Huai's pause, "Is it clear when I was last chased?"