Happy Marriage

Chapter 221: swaggering Taoist priest

An Sheng went to the kitchen to pick out the seasonings he needed. Seeing that there was fresh lamb with the skin on, he ordered someone to carry it to the lake along with cooking utensils. Yu Jingyun and Yu Jingyun chose a flat spot by the lake, opened the paper bag, and poured a little of the medicinal powder inside on the lake surface.

Yu Jingyun raised his nose and sniffed lightly: "What kind of smell is this? It feels strange. I thought it should be the smell of wine lees after hearing the name, but why does it smell fishy."

An Sheng rolled his eyes at him: "This thousand days of drunkenness is for fish, not for you. What's the use of you like it?"

It's just that the two of you come and go and tease each other. The thousand-day drunkenness spreads evenly with the water waves and floats on the water. Then there were indeed fish in the lake coming to the surface in groups, vying to swallow.

An Sheng was overjoyed, and hurriedly urged Yu Jingyun to act quickly.

Yu Jingyun was not in a hurry, he broke two branches from one side, flicked his fingers, the branches flew into the water, and two water splashes appeared, and then a fish slowly floated up, standing upright, and it was actually penetrated by the branches. After passing his eyes, he immediately turned white.

Yu Jingyun fished out the fish, all of which were fat and big carp, each one foot long.

An Sheng took it over happily, worked tirelessly, cleaned up the fish, fried it, added spices, skinned mutton, and simmered in spring water.

A fish and a mutton are all very fishy foods, but now they are stewed in a pot, but the smell of fishy mutton is completely gone, the soup is milky white, and it boils with a very fresh aroma.

Yu Jingyun stood in front of the pot and chatted with An Sheng without a break.

The sun is pleasant, dispels the cold, and makes people drowsy.

Yu Jingyun's ears were good, and he fiddled with An Sheng: "I heard the allusion of Buddha jumping over the wall before, but today I realized that what I said was true. You see, although you did not seduce the Buddha to jump over the wall, you attracted a Taoist priest. "

An Sheng turned his face, and saw an old man wearing a gray robe and cloth shoes walking towards the two with a smile, his face was red, immortal, and his feet did not touch the dust. The ground flashed to the front.

An Sheng was a little surprised to see the wandering Taoist priest in this deserted wilderness.

The old man walked closer and smiled at the two of them.

"Wandering around to the precious land, I am hungry and thirsty, can I disturb you for a piece of the pie?"

An Sheng glanced at Yu Jingyun next to him, and felt that it was because of Yu Jingyun's chilling aura that this old man dared to ask for food, and it was not ordinary courage.

Then he nodded: "The Daoist has a good taste, this fish will be fine soon after biting the sheep."

Yu Jingyun was rather vigilant, but just now he saw that this Taoist priest was full of bearing, and he was definitely not an ordinary monk, so he asked directly, "Dare to ask where is the Changbao Temple?

The old man looked immortal, and he was serious just now, but when he answered this question, he winked and smiled "hee hee", which was a little ridiculous: "I make a living by divination, travel around the world, and live in no fixed place. Place."

"Oh?" Yu Jingyun raised his eyebrows slightly: "Why do you look so naive? I don't think I often make a living in the middle of Beijing."

Lao Dao narrowed his eyes slightly, raised his robe beside An Sheng, and sat directly on the ground, just staring at the fish in the pot with saliva: "At the feet of the emperor, the capital of the powerful, it is not easy to mess around, and it is rare to come here."

Yu Jingyun smiled "hehe": "It turned out to be a wild Taoist priest who made a living by swaying and cheating."

This was said rudely, but the Taoist priest didn't take it seriously: "It's just a matter of begging for food."

An Sheng pursed his lips and smiled: "You are a real Taoist priest, how can you be honest that you are a liar?"

Facing the delicious food, the Taoist could not eat it, and swallowed again and again with a greedy expression on his face: "Fortune-telling is originally three points of heaven, three points of eyesight, three points of speculation, and one point of speculation."

Because of his rebirth experience, An Sheng was dubious about these ghosts' arguments. He took the bowl and chopsticks from the side and handed them to the old man: "If you can see the three-point secret, it's not bad, and it's also a skill."

Lao Dao couldn't wait to raise his hand, but Yu Jingyun stretched out his arm to stop him: "Hold on!"

The old man raised his face: "What's wrong?"

Yu Jingyun smiled slightly: "My lord, I was born to die for this meal, and I put my head on my trousers belt in exchange for it. How can there be such a good thing, and it's cheap for you?"

When the Taoist priest heard this, his face was full of resentment: "This fish is taken from the lake. It is born to grow, and everyone can eat it. We monks eat a hundred family meals and give a hundred years of blessings. Don't be so stingy."

An Sheng also glanced at Yu Jingyun with anger: "It's convenient, if you think it's not enough, I'll cook another pot."

Yu Jingyun shook his head: "As the saying goes, no merit will not be rewarded. We invite you to eat meat, and you come and make two hexagrams for the two of us, we don't owe each other, and we don't need to accept anyone's favor. No cause and effect."

The Taoist priest stared anxiously at the seductive soup pot, opened his mouth without thinking, and said, "This son is born powerful, he grew up in a golden nest and a silver nest. Ruyi, what's the point?"

His words made An Sheng and Yu Jingyun couldn't help but look sideways.

Yu Jingyun was wearing splendid brocade clothes, a purple-gold crown on his head, and a jade belt around his waist. At first glance, he knew that he was either rich or expensive. .

"What about her?" Yu Jingyun pointed at An Sheng.

The Taoist priest pointed to the soup pot: "Let me eat a little to fill my stomach first. I absolutely know everything and say everything."

Yu Jingyun let go of his hand, and the Taoist priest immediately unceremoniously scooped up a bowl of meat with a spoon, and devoured it all at once, so hot that he couldn't stop sighing.

Yu Jingyun stared at the Taoist priest while eating, his eyes flickered, not knowing what he was thinking.

A bowl of meat entered his stomach, and Lao Dao wanted to serve it again, but was stopped by Yu Jingyun, nudging his mouth in An Sheng's direction.

Lao Dao looked at An Sheng up and down, and blurted out: "The girl's fortune is here, and she will soon emerge from the cocoon, stunning the Quartet."

These words are in line with An Sheng's recent fortune.

The two of them were surprised, Lao Dao had already taken the opportunity to fill a second bowl, even the soup and meat were eaten clean, and pointed at An Sheng with a thumbs up: "Old Dao, I have a stubborn mouth, and I have eaten a lot of delicacies from mountains and seas. It's the first time I've eaten your little girl's fresh fish and sheep. This method of fishing is also novel."

An Sheng glanced at the lake. At this time, the water was rippling, the remnants of the lotus were withered, the medicinal powder was scattered, and there were still fish floating on the surface of the water, swallowing blisters, but the fish were no longer crowded as they were just now.

She was even more surprised: "How do you know how this fish was caught?"

The old man was greedy for food, without raising his head: "Thousand days of drunkenness."

"The Daoist is very knowledgeable!" An Sheng exclaimed sincerely, "You actually know Qian Ri Drunk?"

Lao Dao pointed to the direction he came from: "Old Dao was closing his eyes just now, and the smell of a thousand days of drunkenness drifted down the wind."

Yu Jingyun asked suspiciously, "Then how did you know Qian Ri was drunk?"

While talking, the Taoist devoured his food. He was already full, and he drank another bowl of hot soup. His face was red and the corners of his lips were oily. Where can there be a half-cent immortal style?

"I know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom. I'm good at everything, and I know everything. This recipe is not a secret that I don't know. What's so strange about it?"

Yu Jingyun smiled, leaned over half of his body, and said meaningfully: "Then you calculate, how is my marriage, sir? If you can calculate correctly, I will provide you with a year's fast food."

The Taoist pointed at An Sheng: "If this little girl did it, I'll give it to you."

"You're a bit of a slob, and I've spent a lot of effort on this meal, running thousands of miles and almost lost my head. As soon as your upper lip touches your lower lip, you will be full of food and drink, and you will have to make an inch. "

The Taoist priest shook his head: "This is to reveal the secret, and to sacrifice one's own blessings, how can you put it so lightly?"

Yu Jingyun waved his hand: "That's fine, anyway, it's just a relief. Of course, my own marriage is my own decision, and whoever I like is whoever I like."

The Taoist priest shook his head and said solemnly: "This is a bad word, you need girls to like you if you like it. Haven't you heard that good fortune tricks people, and marriage is determined by God? Some people are not suitable, even if the two of them are not suitable. If you are in love with each other, you may not be able to come together. For example, the two of you."

When Yu Jingyun heard this, he almost jumped up: "What happened to the two of us?"

The Taoist priest shook his head and said: "You two are born with fire life and water life. If you don't match the characters, you will be a big murderer when you get together.

"Fart!" Yu Jingyun suddenly became anxious: "Full of nonsense."

An Sheng hurriedly tugged at his sleeve: "You said that you didn't believe it yourself, so how can you take it seriously? What are you doing with such a big temper? What's more, it's impossible between you and me."

"Why is it impossible?" The fire in Yu Jingyun's heart roared upwards: "Master, whoever I say marry is who? What destiny, if you don't accept it, Master, I will stab a hole in the sky! "

The Taoist priest got up and patted his buttocks, hiccups with satisfaction: "Changan can say such arrogant words, except for Yu Shizi of Dingguo Houfu, I'm afraid there is no one else. Once you enter the Houmen, it is as deep as the sea, little one. Girl, he really isn't for you."

Yu Jingyun sat still, but moved his hand, and with a flick of his finger, he pulled out a long sword from his waist, with a loud dragon roar and a sword whistle, the tip of the sword pointed directly at the Taoist priest, and sneered: "Tell me, you Who is it?"

Facing the sharp tip of the sword, the Taoist did not change his face, had no fear, and only smiled calmly: "I have already said it before, but I am just a Taoist who cheats and cheats. The donor, you are too angry, it proves that The liver is not very good, it needs to ventilate the anger, otherwise the Qi will not flow smoothly, and it will be easy to suffer from all kinds of diseases.”

Lao Dao's words made An Sheng almost laugh out loud. She remembered that Leng Nanxian teased him in this way when Yu Jingyun lost his temper in the Yaolu last time. He also secretly put a little laxative in his meal to relieve fire.

Yu Jingyun's sword tip moved forward an inch, and smiled sarcastically: "I never believe in any face-to-face fortune-telling, you clearly know my identity a long time ago. What are your intentions to approach the two of us? "

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