Harry Potter: Hello the Dark Lord

When the two were talking, two figures floated in the distance.

The two figures approached before Qin Weijie could see their faces clearly. Both of them seemed to be over fifty, but they didn't appear to be old. They were still ruddy and full of blood.

Among them, the old Taoist priest wearing a simple and elegant Taoist robe is taller and thinner, with a goatee, wearing a lotus Taoist crown, and black sunglasses with a round frame on his eyes.

This style doesn't have the feeling of being an expert in the world, and it adds a bit of the character of a street liar. If he hadn't watched the two come floating, Qin Weijie would really have regarded this guy as a fake half-immortal of fortune-telling in the park!

Looking at the other one, Qin Weijie's face turned green.

This is a bald-headed monk, chubby, a head shorter than the 'fake half-immortal', he looks like a ball, has a big belly, is naive, and always has... a wretched smile on his face.

right! It's wretched, Qin Weijie swears that this guy's smile is absolutely wretched. If it is put on the street for a hundred years, it is estimated that he will be taken directly to the bureau for coffee.

The most unbearable thing is that this fat monk is holding a pork knuckle in sauce! !

This elbow is bigger than the fat monk's hand, it is fat and oily, the marinade is very well-colored, and the red pigskin is crystal clear, so Qin Weijie wants to go up and taste it.

At this time, the fat monk followed his elbows on his own, and most of his long face was covered with oil stains, accompanied by that iconic wretched smile!

Damn it! Fake monk!

Seeing the appearance of the two, Qin Weijie's mouth twitched a few times...

A fake half-immortal and a fake monk, this configuration is absolutely incredible!

Looking at the two people floating over, Patrick couldn't help frowning. This is the first time Qin Weijie has seen a change in expression on Patrick's Sima's face, so it has to go down in history! However, it can be seen that Patrick is afraid of the two in front of him.

"Who are you two? Why are they blocking our way?" Patrick took a step back and subconsciously stood behind Qin Weijie.

This position is very mysterious. Jin Weijie can use Qin Weijie as a hostage to blackmail the two people in front of him, while retreating can catch Qin Weijie and flee.

They've all been foxes for thousands of years. Liaozhai played 666 very well!

The 'fake half-immortal' wearing sunglasses spoke in the standard Huaxia Longfang dialect: "Listen to the club, I want to sprinkle the mud on Si brother (I heard that you are going to kill my junior brother

Patrick: "..."

Apparently he didn't understand, and Patrick couldn't help but look at Qin Weijie.

Qin Weijie: "He said he was going to blow your dog's head!"

Patrick's face became even more gloomy: "Tell him! I have no grudges with him in the past and no hatred in recent days, and I don't want to cause trouble! If he pushes hard, the Knights of the Round Table will not let outsiders handle it, here Not 'Huaxia'."

After listening to Qin Weijie, he continued to translate: "He's a ball, and I want to sprinkle people, what do you want!? (He said, you are a ball, I want to kill, what do you want?!

The fake half-immortal seemed to hear the call from the bloodline, and suddenly replied: "What are you!!"

This sound is deafening, let's not talk about the seven or eight levels of the lion's roar.

Patrick looked at Qin Weijie with a bewildered face, Qin Weijie continued to start his own divine translation: "He said, then fight!"

With Qin Weijie's god-level translator, it would be difficult not to fight. Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was already tense, Qin Weijie's small eyes were also thinking about the route to escape in the chaos.

Although this fake half-immortal is only saying that Qin Weijie is his junior brother, Qin Weijie knows that his three senior brothers are not so sloppy, and 80% are clinging to him.

The other party's attitude towards him is not clear, so it's better to ensure his own safety first and then confirm it. Let the two parties do it first, and he is hiding in the 'mirror space' while looking for another way out.

Seeing that at this moment, Patrick and the fake half-immortal, the two of you were scolding each other at the same time, and Qin Weijie thought that his plan was about to succeed.

However, at this moment, the fake monk who had not spoken for a long time walked to Qin Weijie's side, reached out and handed the half-eaten pork knuckle to Qin Weijie.

"Master, you've always eaten and you gave it to me!? I'm talking about it, my mother said that you can't eat anything given by strangers..." Qin Weijie rejected the fake monk's kindness.

When the fake monk heard this, he clapped his other hand on the back of Qin Weijie's head: "Fuck you! Have you ever seen my mother? Didn't your mother die when you were born! Are you telling me a story!?"

Qin Weijie covered the back of his head. The fake monk's hands were so strong that he was almost overturned by the fake monk.

Fake monk: "Hey~ stinky boy! This kung fu is completely wasted! You lost the 'ancient martial arts' that your master taught you, what's wrong? Take a wooden stick and forget your roots? If you let your master know, Break your dog legs!"

Qin Weijie was slightly startled, then looked up at the fake monk: "Do you know that old cow nose?"

The fake monk nodded noncommittally: "I saw him once last year..."

"Then... what happened to that old cow's nose?"

"It's feathered! It's also a testament!"

For a while, Qin Weijie was like a thunderbolt from the blue sky. He stood there dumbfounded, his heart was full of emotions, he didn't know whether to be sad or happy, as if he had lost his emotional expression.

"What about my senior brothers and the others?"

"Everyone left with your master~" The fake monk sighed softly, "Amitabha!"

"What's going on? Old Niubi will definitely be able to 'mystery'! The brothers are also better than me! How could they..."

The monk shook his head gently~www.wuxiamtl.com~ and pointed to Patrick and Fake Banxian who were about to fight in front of him: "First help Buwen Laodao to translate, your translation will make the two of you fight! Although Laodao and I don’t know how to speak the language, we can still understand it! You’re a good kid, and as expected, it’s just like what your master said.

"But……"

"Don't worry, I'll tell you later!" The fake monk continued to nibble on the half elbow.

Qin Weijie listened to the monk's words and stepped forward to clarify. At this time, Qin Weijie didn't care about the attitude of the fake monk and the fake half-immortal towards him. The news of the master and brother is more important, and from the contact just now, I can feel the goodwill of the fake monk to some extent. , Qin Weijie simply dispelled his concerns.

After some translations, Patrick and Buwen Laodao finally got rid of their former quarrel, and then there was a lot of wrangling.

Patrick said that he had no ill will towards Qin Weijie, he just hoped that he would join the Knights of the Round Table, so he had to take Qin Weijie away.

I don't know the old way, but I don't object to Qin Weijie joining the 'Round Table Knights', saying that everything depends on Qin Weijie's own decision, but he just doesn't agree to let Qin Weijie go with Patrick now, and insist that Qin Weijie be with them for a month.

Of course, Patrick did not agree to hand Qin Weijie over. Although he met Qin Weijie for only one day, the boy in front of him was so wicked.

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