He is His Excellency Zhi Li

(Thank you for your patience and intimateness. I ca n’t say anything more nasty than this. You only need to know in your heart. By the way, thanks to love, many people ask about the book and are thinking about it, but they move slowly. Because the submission process is very cumbersome, at that time, it will only be printed on the Internet in a limited amount, and each book will make a small change. Typo and the chapters that I am not satisfied with will add more than ten chapters to each book. In addition, , Will add a story of Ben Benli and Anna, but you still have to wait for this.)

74. Who stole his shorts?

Su Youyan will ask the hourly worker to clean the supporting bedroom every half month. Cobb leaned against the door and hugged his hands. He pulled up his trouser legs, exposing a smooth calf curve, a sour appearance, and a weird voice. Here again, help me and Haoyu's bedroom clean up at any time, after all, this money is also public expense. "

Su Youyan didn't even look at Cobb, and ignored him directly, just holding the notebook to start counting things, she opened the closet, holding the pen in her hand, and looking at the clothes drying outside, then turned her head to drawing Cobb snorted with his nose and twisted the cap to start drinking.

Su Suyan seriously asked: "Support, how many shorts are you wearing today?" Because of the sudden problem, Cobb was choked by the water, and he coughed.

Xu Zhili looked up: "How many do you think I should wear?" Su Youyan raised his chin to Kobu who burst into tears: "Go and see."

"Please don't order to do such a shy thing."

"You've done more stubborn things, less pretending to be naive there."

Cobb was worried that Su Youyan would explode in front of the hourly worker, and he reluctantly walked in front of the branch manager. The branchman continued to paint like a okay person. Cobb stood side by side and pointed his finger toward the branch. You need to pay attention to the changes in the expression of the manager's trousers at any time, for fear that the manager suddenly comes to the knee to punch out his brain.

"Excuse me." Cobb arched, slightly lifted the support shirt, and fumbled under the support waist, trying to make his expression look right. Zhang Luo didn't know when he appeared at the door of the bedroom with his camera. Cobb only heard the sound of the camera, and then heard Zhang Luo's voice: "This month's group WWB crown car was produced."

Cobb retracted his hand, Big 嚷: "It's not what you took, you can explain it to you!"

"what?"

"Young words, you also say a word."

"what?"

"Don't learn to manage !!!"

Cobb has always been a cheeky person. Even if he took such a photo, he would not even raise his eyebrows. The most important thing is Zhang Luo ’s sentence, WWB crown car. This WWB is like a community activity, that is, every time At the end of each month, the most insignificant, wretched, and perverted champion in the community, WWB for short, will be fined 100 yuan. Su Youyan, a well-known secretary, has been trying to make public money. Since this activity was proposed, group members have been His own safety caught others in injustice.

"Speak business, how many?" Su Youyan re-corrected the topic.

"Can this be considered business? One."

Su Youyan squeezed her chin, her face was serious: "Some shorts are missing, this abnormal thing ..." She didn't finish her words, but she turned her eyes to Cobb, and Cobb straightened her foot: "Why look at me, Why do you look at me, as long as my character can do this kind of thing, let alone a pair of shorts, let alone buy a pair, let alone a little care about this little thing. "Cobb said a few more.

"Have you ever seen him mind anything?" With that said, Cobb had to agree to take care of this person who has no common sense in life at all, apart from remembering to bring his own sketchbook and pencil, almost everything else would be forgotten Or it ’s optional, and it never locks the door. Many human beings should have common sense of survival. I do n’t know which stage of education was missed by blue and silver. But think about it, do n’t expect anything like that. It is strange to be able to teach normal talents.

Qi Su Youyan helped empty-frame glasses: "Of course, shorts are not important. The most shameful of this behavior is that if you let it go, some people will only become bolder."

"You still look at me!" Cobb stared, and Su Youyan continued: "Maybe steal shorts today, steal mobile phones tomorrow, steal computers the day after tomorrow, and steal people the day after tomorrow." Upon hearing this, Cobb suddenly filled with indignation: " Yes, you're right, you should check, indecent things, dare to steal support, don't look at who he is, but he is the family of my Cobb, hit the dog ... "Then, the support rose Eyes: "I didn't hear the last sentence."

Cobb responded very quickly: "You have to watch the puppy when you hit the owner. I'm a legendary loyal dog."

In the school building, Su Youyan held the telescopic stick in his hand. He flung handsomely, the stick became long and made a terrible sound. Gongye, Chu Haoyu, Zhang Luo, Ying Xiujie, and Cobb stood in a row. Su Youyan was in front of several people. Going back and forth: "Exclude from the inside first. I ’ve been too laissez-faire recently. Tiantiankeng has been abducted, robbed, seduced good women, stolen chickens and dogs. Although I have checked your wardrobe and found nothing, please be honest. , Who stole the support shorts. "Everyone shook his head to deny it, and Su Youyan waved the telescopic stick again:" Nothing to say, now, all off his pants to check the shorts. "

Chu Haoyu's first protest: "Don't, there are girls." It ’s rare that Chu Haoyu will be shy, which is very rare. Cobb just finished thinking, and Chu Haoyu added: "I don't look good in shorts today. Otherwise I'll go back and change one. "

"Less nonsense."

In order to prove his innocence, Yun Yingxiu took off faster than anyone else. Chu Haoyu also took off. The male and female twiddled and took off. Although it was a man, it was laced. Sitting in front of the office boredly, glanced at the shorts of the public jacket, the tone was natural and simple, without any impurities, and said, "It should not be easy to buy women's shorts of this size."

Gong Gong blushed, and her ears also turned red. She anxiously explained, "This is a man's style!"

Cobb untied his pants: "Whatever you think, it's not me anyway." After staying with this group for a long time, Cobb was a little numb to these things.

"No matter how you look at it, it won't grow big, little Flammulina."

"Fart, less insult my man's dignity, little pushpin."

Zhou Xinhe kept on his back, hearing a few boys joking, even more distressed, Chu Haoyu called out: "Xin He, turn around, already dressed." Zhou Xinhe just turned around and Chu Haoyu died. The metamorphosis even pulled down his shorts: "Look, look, look at Uncle, little girl." Zhou Xinhe screamed and covered her eyes, grabbed the book on the table and threw it, hitting Chu Haoyu's life root Sub: "Affects vision."

"That's my book !!! Burned, burn it up soon!"

This place is lively. Only Zhang Luo is still standing still. Su Youyan stared at him and motioned for him to hurry. He shook his head embarrassedly and smiled: "All the underwear have not been washed, and they have been neutral recently."

"I am you, I can't smile without a face." Cobb scorned with poison.

Zhang Luo tightened his slacks: "Look, I'm absolutely not lying, no trace of shorts."

"Even if you don't wear it, it may be destroyed. Yesterday's quantity can still be matched. Tell me where were you last night?" What Su Youyan was doing every day is boring, Cobb thought so, dare not say .

Xu Chuhaoyu said first: "It must not be me. I went to the school last night to find Zhang Luo. The two watched the disc together overnight." After that, the two looked at each other and smiled, the meaning of that smile was very dirty.

"I have been punching sandbags and exercising, and our bedroom can prove it." Ying Xiujie said.

"I'm chatting with my sisters in the Fuzi group, and I have a chat history."

This time only Cobb was left, and the manager stared at Cobb with interest, with a smile. Cobb's eyes flickered, and other people felt that Cobb must have a ghost.

Chu Chu Haoyu added jealousy: "Oh, I can't tell if I ran away with a brace last night and stole someone. You can't do that, Cobb."

Ying Yingxiu added jealousy: "This kind of thing can't be hidden for a long time, you can't do this, Cobb."

Zhang Zhangluo added jealousy: "No wonder I think you have behaved very awkwardly recently. You can't do this, Cobb."

Gong Gong added fuel and jealousy: "Is Master Zhili not good at you at all, how can you do this behavior, you ca n’t do it, Cobb."

Zhou Xin together added jealousy: "Even I feel angry, you can't do this, Cobb."

Wu Su Youyan just snorted, enough to trample Cobb, and Cobb gritted his teeth: "One day you will force me to buy a Taiwanese authority qiang on the black market to shoot you."