Hogwarts: Harry Potter and the Glock 18

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Xiong Dezheng, who met Harry's eyes, was silent for a long time. You must listen to the old man's words, otherwise it would not be good at all to come back and get beaten up later. However, it has been two or three years since he left Cuncun and graduated from university. After that, he applied to go abroad on business and just came back this year. Although the layout of the village has not changed much, some things have changed very quickly.

Just like entertainment or something.

Pandaren likes to find new things to play with and is also willing to experience weird things. The crazy things that he and his friends could play two or three years ago have long been eliminated, and those new things have been eliminated by him himself. He didn't understand it yet, let alone taking Harry there, he didn't even know where those stores were.

'The old man will definitely find something good for me to do.'

After running through the place names in his mind, Xiong Dezheng patted his forehead. He finally remembered something good that would last a long time and could be used to entertain guests.

"Come on, brother!" Xiong Dezheng put his arm around Harry's shoulders, "Let's go to the big health care, one-stop service, Bashi Depan. Although I don't know how well that young lady presses the button, but I ordered No. 8. Eighty-eight is absolutely right, let’s go, half an hour is enough for a quick meal.”

Harry: "???"

"Fast food?" Harry stared at the black face that looked serious but always felt not so serious, "Is it the fast food I understand?"

"You?" Xiong Dezheng looked at Harry in confusion, "Do you understand what a fly is? Aren't you just going to wash your feet? If you're hungry, I'll take you to try the fly restaurant here, okay? It has been more than two hundred years since I grew up eating it, and it tastes very good."

"But it's okay. I'll order a takeaway later and eat while I'm at it."

"Oh!" Harry suddenly understood and nodded, "It's good to be vegetarian, it's good to be vegetarian, but I have no appetite for meat."

"You need to eat a combination of meat and vegetables. This is called health. Keeping healthy should start from a young age. Only Mo Laojie remembered this, and it was no longer useful at that time."

The two people who are not on the same chat channel at all talk about their own things, but magically it does not affect the communication.

Ten minutes later, in a club that used bear paw pads as its signboard——

"Here's the liver."

"Ouch~~"

"Your liver is bad."

"This is the lungs."

"Ouch~~~"

"Smoke less."

"Kidney here."

"It doesn't hurt at all, just push hard! Push hard! Use it well, well, well, enough, just press until it feels comfortable."

Xiong De, who was lying on the bed with his tongue out and a satisfied look on his face, tilted his head and looked at Harry who didn't make any weird noises. "Hey, brother, why don't you scream? Are you pressing too softly? Just softly, that's okay." Just press the key point."

As he said that, Xiong Dezheng winked at the panda masseur, who was capable of carrying the cauldron, but the other person just shook his head calmly and showed the bent acupoint stick in his hand.

"He is in very good health. Don't worry about it." The masseur said without raising his eyelids. These light words deeply hurt Xiong Dezheng's heart.

"It's impossible! I can't even compare to him?!"

"You have stunted growth, Heiwazi. You haven't eaten enough in the past few years. Eat more meat when you come back. Look how thin you are."

There are only tens of thousands of people coming to the Panda Village, and few outsiders stay here for a long time. The masseur No. 8 who massaged Harry's feet is still acquainted with Xiong Dezheng. In terms of seniority, Xiong Dezheng has to call her aunt, but the panda people don't care. This, because once you seriously calculate it, the relationship is too messy, just be careful that it is not within three generations.

"I'm dark, I look thin."

He said hei, but hei really came.

Just when they finished rubbing their feet comfortably and went downstairs to the front hall, a mountain-like black shadow at the door made Xiong Dezheng clenched his buttocks involuntarily.

"Hei Wa, you are willing to give it up. I can't bear to give you the Supreme VIP set. You are so generous. I am a good son."

"Take the guests to experience it," Xiong Dezheng said with a guilty conscience, trying to move his feet out of control.

"Then when you swipe your membership card, why don't you do it yourself?! The boss will go back and take care of you little bitch later."

"Let me tell you a joke. In fact, everyone in the village is very good at playing tricks. Just last month, a new game was released in the Kailer Projection Hall. I haven't seen Star Wars. For fifty yuan, you can go there and play with lights. It's very comfortable to chop down spaceships with swords. This melon boy doesn't want to know anything. Even if he washes his clothes, he has to wait until night. He works part-time during the day and is unprofessional. Good things are only available at night."

"oh!"

Harry nodded in confusion. What Uncle Tian just said seemed to be some kind of holographic game? Pandas really know how to find things to play with.

Uncle Tian went out for a trip and went to borrow some money from his old friends. Although tens of thousands of dollars is a lot, it is still enough for a few old brothers to chip in, especially those old brothers who have not returned home yet and are still staying in the Nine Nether Realm. On the battlefield, they have much more money than when they return home.

The transfer of 50,000 yuan arrived in Harry's account immediately. After getting the substantial bottle of ultimate life potion, Uncle Tian couldn't hide the joyful expression on his face. If he changed hands, he would make a huge profit of 30,000 yuan. This kind of heavenly It is rare to lose money for the second time in this life.

But he also knew very well what it would take.

No nonsense, after kicking away his son who knew he was cheating on his father, he quickly rushed to the martial arts arena with Harry.

The martial arts arena in Panda Village occupies a very large area. The public area open to the public is as big as seventeen or eight footballs. The rest of the area is open to you only after passing through a special door with a key card. Here It is a closed area. The martial arts arena outside is for children to play and play, while the closed arena inside is a place for adult pandas with strong managers to show off their skills.

From the moment I stepped into this gate, continuous explosions came from the distance. At the wooden target about four or five hundred meters away from the entrance gate, a gray-haired Panda man was slowly punching. Although It seemed that the movements were slow, but every punch could produce air shock waves that were visible to the naked eye. The seemingly slow-moving boxing frame dazzled Harry.

"That's Tai Chi. If you're not gifted, you won't be able to do it if you don't practice it for hundreds or two hundred years. That's my great-grandfather. Just watch it and enjoy it."

After setting up a separate room in the martial arts arena, Uncle Tian explained to Harry that the average life span of Pandaren is very long. As serious magical creatures, they are not short-lived species like human wizards. They reach adulthood at the age of thirty. In fact, it was earlier. In the early days, even fifty-year-olds could only be considered children.

"It will take one or two hundred years to achieve it?" Harry looked at Uncle Tian with some surprise, "Doesn't that mean you haven't lived long enough to be worthy of training?"

"It's fine to practice health care for a while. This boxing focuses on the balance of yin and yang. It emphasizes skills and does not require strength. I say you should practice it to the level of a master. This level can be used on the battlefield. Otherwise, Tai Chi is just for conditioning. A health-preserving punch for the body.”

"Kung Fu is not as difficult as you think. It often takes decades to start. But if you say it takes decades to start, that's right. The first few decades are spent laying the foundation. Only when your physical fitness improves can you use those skills that can make you better." You burst out with several times or even dozens of times of power in an instant.”

"I know that in foreign countries, you only focus on magic and not the body. One of them is very expensive. Not every country can afford to raise so many meat animals for people to eat freely. If there are two of them, you won't get any inheritance. If you stay, there are only some great knights left in the Vatican. Those iron lumps are durable, but people are a bit dull. What time has it been, and they are still acting like external gods. It is better to get an external incarnation. At least this is the advanced version.”

Saying words that Harry couldn't quite understand, Uncle Tian shook his head and led Harry forward, entering a translucent portal glowing with blue light.

The original roaring explosion disappeared instantly. After passing through the magic door, they came to a sealed room about two hundred meters long and wide. It was surrounded by stone walls, with thick bluestone slabs under their feet and above their heads. It was about fifty meters high, and the light from nowhere illuminated the entire martial arts arena, making it not feel dim at all.

"Come on, take off your clothes. I'll take a physical test first. Your method of body training and pulse opening is too wild. There must be many small areas that are blocked. But this is normal. You don't have a teacher to teach you there."

"Magic developing potion, you personally apply it on your body, so that you can clearly see the flow of qi in your body. The first step is to help you sort out the qi pulses in your body."

Harry obediently did as he was told. Although it was a bit embarrassing to take off his clothes, it was all for the sake of...

"Uncle Tian, ​​I've done it."

After a while, Harry, who had applied the potion on his body, looked a little shiny. However, after waiting for a while, the magic developing potion was absorbed by the body, and countless black veins appeared on Harry's body. It may be a bit unfair to say that it appeared. It's too appropriate, but even through the skin and muscles, the rapid water flowing in the Qi channels can be seen with the naked eye at this moment.

Different from the blue light of normal wizards, the color of Harry's magic power tends to be steely gray, which is the product of the blending of black and white. As an awakened person, the luster of magic power largely reflects the awakened wizard. If an awakened wizard calls himself a sunny and cheerful boy, and his magic power does not have a warm undertone, then this guy is obviously a fake in disguise.

"Zhen Zhengzheng, it's okay. Young man, these muscles are well trained. He's not too big, but well-proportioned. Some people think that the bigger you are, the stronger you will be. Although part of it is correct, if the body shape is inconvenient, If you are too weak, then the real power that can be exerted will be compromised."

"You're just fine now."

After appraising Harry's figure, Uncle Tian nodded with satisfaction, and then turned to observe Harry's increasingly clear Qi. The black color of magic power did not surprise him. Magic power is different for every creature. , he didn’t think Harry could be a pure-blooded human being. Even if he was, it would definitely be extraordinary. After all, how could a normal person do this? It’s normal for his magic power to change color.

"Open your hand, but you can't see it. There is a fork here, but you only opened the main road and not the small branch road next to it. Now that you see it, concentrate on opening it. You do it slowly first, and I will continue to look for you. This is the foundation, and you can't be careless."

Uncle Tian, ​​who took out a marker, simply sat on the ground, so that he was about the same height as Harry. His eyes were also frighteningly sharp. Although the search speed was very fast, he did not miss any place, just by looking at it. Although Li Ren's slowly groping magic body refining has indeed succeeded in making him take a huge step on the inhuman road, such a blind man will always have a position that cannot be taken care of.

There were at least forty or fifty marks drawn on Harry's body with a black marker. After piercing through these unopened energy channels, Harry felt that his body relaxed a little at this moment, and he didn't know if it was an illusion. His heart seemed to be beating a little faster than before, but he couldn't delve into it at the moment, and Harry could only study such changes later.

"It's fine now. The Qi meridians are smooth and the circulation is unimpeded. However, your baby's exercise is not enough. You are still young and your body is still developing, so the strengthening you think does not exist at all. You will still have to exercise in the future. Eat more meat, especially dragon meat, which is relatively cheap and of good quality. Of course, if you have money, it would be better to eat something that suits your physical attributes."

"What are the physical attributes?"

"Hi" Uncle Tian slapped his forehead, "I almost forgot that you are a foreigner. You are not taught abroad. We primary school students here all know that the Qi in each person, or every living thing, has some biased attributes. , for example, for the Pandaren, we prefer the element attribute to be wood and earth, but this thing is not absolute. Uncle Tian, ​​I prefer the element to be gold, so in terms of attack enhancement, I am a little better than other Pandaren. , although it is not much, it is indeed an advantage. At a critical moment, this difference may be the key to your comeback."

"The basic attributes can be roughly divided into metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, but the five elements cannot be completely distinguished. After all, there are many special tendencies that do not belong to the elemental tendencies. But we don't need to test those today. I just need to know what you are good at. One element, I can teach you the moves that suit you."

"I'm the best at Pandaren's hard-hitting punch, but it may not be suitable for you."

"Pandaren's hard punch?" Harry was slightly startled after hearing the name, "It feels very powerful."

"That's not the case!"

Uncle Tian nodded proudly, "Look carefully, this is a killing technique, I will demonstrate it once."

Harry nodded with concentration on his face and stared ahead with wide eyes.

"Antelope takes off!"

"Lotus flowers are floating~"

"Smash walnuts on your head!"

“Tornado destroys parking lot!!!”