Hogwarts: I Really Don't Want to Be the Dark Lord

"Humph!" Cassandra snorted coldly and walked away directly across the summer solstice.After all, I still paid by mistake, Xiazhi, you big scumbag!

Looking at Cassandra's back, Xia Zhi, an old straight man with more than XNUMX years in his two lifetimes, was stunned...

I don't understand why Cassandra is suddenly angry.

Could it be that the coffee he brewed at noon was not fragrant?

……

The first day of school was quite tight.

I just finished the herbal medicine class and the transfiguration class in the morning, and I will take the Defense Against the Dark Arts class in the afternoon.

Xia Solstice met Harry halfway through, but instead of staying with Ron, Harry was walking towards the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom with Lockhart over his shoulders.

"What's wrong?" Xia Zhi put Cassandra's question aside for the time being, and asked Ron, who was following behind, with a helpless look on his face.

Ron shrugged, "There was a first-year boy who wanted Harry's autographed photo at noon, and Malfoy heard it, and he called it out loud, and then Professor Lockhart came, he thought Harry, like him, wants to be famous. But Harry is already famous..."

Xia Zhi scratched his head, Lockhart is indeed a strange person, there seems to be such a thing in the original book, and Colin Creevey is indeed a fan of Harry Potter.

But what does this have to do with him?This kind of thing is left to the Savior to worry about.

"Xiazhi, where did you and Cassandra go at noon, I can't find you anywhere." Hermione's voice came from behind Xiazhi.

Xia Solstice suddenly became happy, "At noon, Cassandra and I found a magical place!"

"So, you and Cassandra have been in that place for noon?" Hermione asked, biting her lip.

"Yes, I just discovered that place. We can go there and do our homework together after class. I promise you'll like it there."

"Well...the library often can't find a seat...if you really want to invite me..."

Summer Solstice felt that Hermione was talking more and more like Cassandra.

"What good place?" Ron leaned over, and he heard it too.

"No, I think you heard it wrong." Xia Zhi whistled and left with Hermione.

Leaving Ron in a daze.

"Please, are my ears okay...wait, why do I suddenly feel empty in my heart, as if I've lost something important?"

……

What happened to Lockhart's first class, the summer solstice knew.

He sat cheekily beside Cassandra, and then whispered, "Get your wand ready, and there will be some small accidents later."

Hermione habitually sat next to Xia Zhi, and she heard Xia Zhi's words, "Professor Lockhart is a very powerful wizard, so there shouldn't be any accidents."

"Powerful... Indeed, the protagonist in his story is indeed quite strong." Xia Zhi echoed.

He knew that those stories were true, but the protagonists were not Lockhart.

If Lockhart in the original book hadn't lost his memory at the end, he would have been thrown into Azkaban, after all, his behavior was too bad.

The classroom was very lively, especially the little witches, most of whom were looking forward to Lockhart's class.

Including Hermione, after all, Lockhart's writing is really good.

Although Cassandra was angry with the summer solstice, she still took out her wand.

Soon, Lockhart in a turquoise robe appeared on the podium.

The little wizards fell silent.Looking at Lockhart silently.

He picked up "Walking with the Trolls" on Neville's desk, showing the winking picture of himself on the cover.

"I, Gilderoy Lockhart, 0rd Class of the Order of Merlin, Honorary Member of the Defense Against the Dark Arts, five-time Witcher Weekly Award for Most Charming Smile, but I don't always talk about that XNUMX . ...after all, I didn't expel Wanlun's female ghost just by smiling."

Xia Zhi rolled his eyes, this self-introduction is more than half longer than that of a certain little golden man.

"Next, let's do a random quiz. Don't be nervous, I just want to see how you read the book."

Xia Zhi took a look at the test paper, and this Lockhart is really a strange one. These questions can only be said to have nothing to do with the Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

Like what's Lockhart's favorite color, what's his secret ambition...

There is a punctuation mark on the test paper that has something to do with Defense Against the Dark Arts, and the summer solstice immediately performs handstand shampooing.

Unlike the summer solstice and Cassandra who casually dealt with, Hermione answered seriously.

After all, she really admired the brave and resourceful Lockhart in the book, which always reminded him of someone.

But it didn't take long for Hermione's face to change a little, and she seemed a little disappointed.

After half an hour.

"Almost no one remembers that my favorite color is lilac..."

Lockhart gushed about his favorite colors, hobbies, and revenge as he flipped through everyone's test papers.

"But Miss Hermione Granger is different. She got it all right! One hundred! Must be one hundred! Where is Miss Hermione Granger?" Lockhart glanced at the crowd happily.

Hermione raised her hand, but she didn't look as fanatical as she did in the book.

"Excellent! Nice girl! Very nice! You got ten points for Gryffindor!"

　1.9 "But, Professor... what does the content of this quiz have to do with Defense Against the Dark Arts? I mean, I know what these things mean?" Hermione asked suddenly.

"Huh?" Xia Zhi was full of question marks, not right.Didn't Hermione in the original book admire Lockhart a lot?She even circled Lockhart's classes on the class schedule with hearts.

Xiazhi glanced quietly at the class schedule that Hermione had put aside, and he didn't notice the hearts on it.

He was a little puzzled, even if he didn't admire Lockhart like the original, but with her character, she shouldn't directly attack a professor.

Lockhart was stopped by the question, and his face was red for a while.

He looked angry, but not easy to attack.

"I thought you would test us on what to do when encountering a troll, or what to do when a werewolf is stuck in a phone booth..." Hermione's tone was full of disappointment.

Xia Solstice felt that there was something wrong with Hermione today.

Chapter XNUMX Summer Solstice: Broken, I exposed?

"Ahem...I just...I just want to test if you're serious about reading...Ahem, it's not right to talk back to the professor! Miss Hermione Granger! This kind of behavior of yours will make the Ryffindor was detained..."

"Professor Lockhart!" Xia Zhi suddenly stood up, "I don't think Hermione is talking back, she is just asking reasonable questions. In fact, the question she asked is exactly what I was about to ask."

"You... Who are you?" Lockhart is very angry now that he has been embarrassed by students in a row, which he has never encountered before.

Could it be that his charm has declined?

"My name is Xia Zhi, Professor. There is no rule in the school rules that when students have questions, they cannot ask the professor. I am very curious to know the purpose of these test questions you asked, Professor. Can you explain the confusion to us? Or, is there any special purpose here that is inconvenient to tell us?"

Hermione was originally impulsive, but when she saw Xia Zhi stand up to speak for her, she couldn't help showing a grateful smile.

Cassandra saw Hermione's sweet smile at the summer solstice, and a strong sense of vigilance suddenly rose in her heart.

She gave 07 a stern look at Xia Solstice, wishing she could take a kick on his lap.

"Of course! There is an inconvenient intention to tell you here!" Lockhart seemed to grab a life-saving straw.

"It turns out that, Professor, you should have said earlier, Hermione has always been a very curious student. If she can't get an answer from you, I think she might go to Professor McGonagall for an answer. Especially When she was penalized for asking questions."

"Uh..." Lockhart's face was flushed red, although he was not afraid of Professor McGonagall, but it would be more than worth the loss if he offended his colleagues casually for this kind of thing.

So he had to give up the decision to deduct points for Hermione and Xia Zhi.

Of course, Lockhart, who had no self-knowledge, did not know that he had offended more than half of the professors at Hogwarts.

Harry had really had enough of Lockhart today.

So, when he saw Lockhart deflated, he was very happy, and then he started booing. "Yes, professor, I'm also curious about the significance of these tests."

The boys in the class were a little jealous that Lockhart was so popular with the girls, but now that Dumbledore's favorite student Xia Solstice and the famous Harry Potter took the lead, they couldn't help booing.

"Well... I said, there are some reasons that are inconvenient for you to know... Of course, the thirst for knowledge is correct, so of course I will not deduct your points for your thirst for knowledge..." Luo Hart resolutely confessed, and followed the steps given by the Xia solstice to quickly turn the matter over.

"Ahem! Miss Hermione Granger, and Mr. Xiazhi, please sit down. Now let's get to the point..."

The roars in the classroom gradually faded away.Everyone focused their eyes on a large cage that Lockhart had just taken out.

This big cage was covered with a piece of cloth, and it was impossible to see what was inside, but the Xia Solstice with sensitive ears could already hear the chattering inside.

Xia Zhi tugged on the sleeves of Cassandra and Hermione, "Listen to me, the first thing to do next is to cast the Iron Armor Charm. You should have guessed how unreliable Lockhart is."

Cassandra snorted softly, then clenched her wand.

Hermione nodded quickly, took out her wand, and got ready.

As for Harry and the others, they were sitting too far away from Xiazhi, and Xiazhi had no choice but to help.It's not that he cares about sex and friends!He does not have that worldly desire for the summer solstice.

Seamus and Dean in the front row didn't know the danger was coming, and they stretched their necks to see what was under the hood.

As for Neville in the first row, his body was already leaning back, as if he already had an ominous premonition.

"I must ask you not to scream, that will anger them!"

Lockhart pulled off the hood after he was full of anticipation.

I saw a group of elves about eight inches tall in the cage.

These little elves were blue-green as a whole, with small pointed faces, and their voices were even more piercing.

There was no movement in the hood.Now that the hood was lifted, the little things started making noise right away.

"They're not particularly dangerous, are they?" Seamus was still laughing.

But Xia Zhi felt that he would not be able to laugh any time soon.

"...Look how you're going to deal with them!" Then Lockhart opened the door of the cage...

"It's now!" Xia Zhi shouted in a low voice.Then put an iron armor spell on yourself!

Hermione and Cassandra next to them were not slow, and immediately cast a layer of iron armor on themselves. Although it was not as thick as the summer solstice, it was still enough to deal with these elves.

Just when they reacted on the summer solstice, the entire classroom was already in chaos.

The elves flew like rockets, and Neville was picked up by his ears and hung from the chandelier.

They wreak havoc in classrooms more than a frenzied rhino does.