Hogwarts Melon Eater

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Sirius smirked, “I’m still young and don’t want to get married.” He tried to reason with his forced marriage mother. This is one of his few patiences. Sirius feels that he has matured a lot. Azkaban’s experience makes He became sensible.

“Young?” Walburga’s sneer successfully shattered Sirius’s sanity, “Very well, unfilial son, then I will give you an example to let you see the reality-Arthur Weasley, are you familiar with it? His mother used to be a member of the House of Black,” Walburga paused for a second, and Black’s deep eyes looked up and down Sirius.

“Arthur Weasley is now 38 years old and has seven children. The eldest child has graduated from Hogwarts-guess when he has the first child?”

Sirius frowned, “I don’t want to know.”

“Let me tell you directly, at the age of 20, he got married directly after graduating from Hogwarts. He had his first child in less than two years, and then gave birth to six more. Now he has children and daughters, Weasley Family doesn’t worry about the problem that the bloodline can’t continue—”Ms. Walburga stretched her voice.

She was a little emotional, the huge wizard hat seemed to stick out from the painting, “You are 30 years old, unfilial son, but as far as I know you haven’t even had a girlfriend-you are really blind That good face I gave you!”

Lupin eyebrows raised, recalling the wonderful school life in the past, it seems that Sirius has never had a girlfriend. Although many girls have expressed their affection to him, Sirius may be more addicted to pranks at the time, Quiddich and the male child Friendship.

Sirius noticed Lupin’s gaze, “Hey! What is your face? Remus, haven’t you had a girlfriend?!”

Lupin was very calm, “I am a werewolf.”

“So?” Sirius frowned.

So I am not going to look for a lover, of course no one will like a werewolf.

Lupin didn’t say it, because that made himself look too pitiful, he just shrugged, “So—” a ridiculous smile, “Get married, Sirius, you are different from me, House of Black’s The golden bachelor, even if he is a fugitive, there are countless people who want to marry you.”

Sirius moved towards Lupin rolled the eyes, just to see that Kreacher had finished writing the letter under Walbuga’s orders, and he snatched it away.

The handwriting on the parchment is fairly neat, and Kreacher is one of the few literate elves.

‘Dear Ms. Narcissa Malfoy, Mrs. Walbuga. Black’s ghostwriter elves greet you, the following content is Ms. Walbuga’s wishes…’

‘…Narcissa niece, House of Black needs your help. You mentioned that there are some pure blood branches that want to befriend House of Black, but they are all rejected by me for various reasons. Now, I hope you can Help me collect their families with daughters of marriageable age. There is no special requirement. If they are daughters, I will investigate further. As for why, I think you should be able to guess the clever ones…’

‘In order to thank you for your help, I will provide some information that House of Black knows about the Ministry of Magic campaign, I believe Mr. Malfoy should want to know more about the inside story of this matter. ’

“shua ——” Sirius tore the letter that Kreacher had just written to shreds, let go of his hand and let the paper scraps fall to the ground, “Oh, pure blood…” The rebellious factor in Sirius’ body is beginning to stir again “I don’t want to marry a pure blood. If I have to marry me, then my wife will definitely not be pure blood.”

As if that was not enough to irritate Ms. Walburga, Sirius added, “Maybe it’s not a wizard,” a person suddenly appeared in his head, brown hair, and a beautiful smile, “It’s also possible… Ever married? Have two children?”

“Enough unfilial son!” Walburga was out of breath in the portrait, “If you dare to do this–then I will curse that woman–until death!” She was mean. One side was finally fully revealed.

“Wow, this is not a harmonious relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law,” Lupin stood while eating melons while paying tribute to Sirius’ future wife. At the same time, he was a little grateful. Fortunately, it was not that he was going to suffer the language attack of the old witch——

But what Lupin didn’t know was that bad luck was coming soon, and his good brother Sirius suddenly had an idea in his head. This idea might be even more wicked than’cheating Snape into Shrieking Shack’.

“I don’t want to mention this for the time being!” Sirius closed the velvet curtain and moved towards Lupin with a look of “help me” with a little guilt in it.

‘What do you mean? ’Lupin frowns returned a look, but did not get Sirius’ response.

The velvet curtains were quickly reopened, Ms. Walburga coughed, and the smile of victory was already on her face.

“I will win this time…” Her smile stiffened on her face because she noticed Sirius’s exaggerated walking posture that seemed to have severe hemorrhoids, “Wait…”

Sirius’ sense of discomfort when walking from a dog to a human is infinitely magnified. He looked directly at the mother in the painting with a provocative smile. This expression, Walburga, could not be more familiar. This is the expression of the bikini woman poster stuck on the wall——

“You…” Ms. Walburga frowned, “Impossible, you are not…”

“Everything will change, right? You didn’t know me much.” Sirius gay walked to Lupin angrily, patted his shoulder, and successfully made Lupin get goose bumps, “Maybe I’m in Azkaban What have you experienced? Anyway—you don’t need to find a pure-blood lady for me anymore—”

The quill in Kreacher’s hand fell to the ground, and its mouth was so wide that it seemed to be able to stuff a large bowl of apples easily.

“Because I have no interest in women right now,” the rebellious son’s words were devastating to an old mother who was eager to revive the House of Black.

“unfilial son!” Ms. Walburga yelled, “I hope everything you just said-is not true!”

It is not true, but Sirius knows how to make Ms. Walburga even more angry, “If you want to attend my wedding…”

“Get out!” The curtain outside Walburga’s portrait was suddenly drawn, and Sirius showed a triumphant smile on his face. This is really one of the few who won in front of Mother.

Kreacher still keeps a “world away from me. Times are changing. How many years have I stayed in this little dark room? What happened to everyone? With ’expression, Sirius put the snake-shaped candlestick in his hand into Kreacher’s hand, took out the wand and performed the lighting technique.

“You know the house is mine now,” Sirius won’t leave here, listening to Walburga’s curse in the curtain, he looked towards Lupin and apologized in a low voice, “Sorry, that’s what I can think of The best idea.”

“You have become smarter Sirius,” Lupin didn’t care much about Sirius pulling himself up and pretending to be gay, but he was a little surprised at Sirius’ sudden increase in IQ.

“You pretend to be gay now, and you have fallen out of Ms. Walburga’s bottom line. If there is a girl who wants to marry in the future, whether she is pure blood or not, Ms. Walburga should agree. ——Because it gave her a little hope of having a little heir.”

Actually Sirius didn’t think so much, he just didn’t want Walburga to introduce him to the pure-blood girl, and was busy organizing his wedding, so he made the move, but he was praised, so he had to be proud Raised his eyebrows, “Regular operation.”

Sirius glanced at Walbuga who was constantly swearing. He motioned to Lupin to go upstairs. “There are guest rooms upstairs. After simple cleaning, it should be able to be used normally. I hope that there will be no Humeizi flying from the curtains tonight In my mouth.”

Kreacher was still dumbfounded when the two walked up the stairs, and Walburga stopped cursing instantly when they made sure that they couldn’t hear the sound.

“Kreacher,” she opened the curtains and called Kreacher, “What are you doing stupidly? Rewrite the letter, and then send it out.”

“Yes, master…” Kreacher almost dropped the candlestick in his hand to the ground. “Kreacher will complete the task assigned by the master…” Kreacher’s hands were trembling. Just now, his head was full of “House of Black”. Where should I go? ’

Walburga looks bad. Past experience and memory tell her that Sirius is definitely not gay. If it is, then he should be a muscular naked man on the wall instead of a bikini beauty.

At any time, Walburga is mad at the poster on Sirius’s wall.

But Ms. Walburga cannot guarantee that Sirius will not change in the past few years…

“Ai,” she sighed and took off the wizard hat from her head. The temperament at that moment was like a good mother who broke her heart for her son, but soon she turned into a full-time job to dismantle the mandarin ducks. female devil.

“Kreacher, after sending the letter, you stare at Sirius all the time—”

“And his werewolf, boyfriend,” Walburga gnashing teeth said the word’boyfriend’, as if it were a black curse that made House of Black cut off children and grandchildren. “Watch if Sirius is Lie… If they have any intimate behavior, you will stop it for me if you are desperate!”

“Yes!” Kreacher bends down fiercely and places nodded. His eyes are high-spirited at this time. This is related to whether he can continue to serve the noble House of Black, and whether his head can be honored. The little master hung up the’head display wall’.

“I promise to complete the task you gave me!” Kreacher conjured a quill and rewritten the letter to Narcissa Malfoy.

Walburga looked towards the direction of the stairs with firm eyes, unfilial son, we have not yet decided the outcome of marriage.