Hollywood Road

In order to boost the ratings, the organizing committee of this year's Oscars can be described as trying their best. For example, Jon Stewart's jokes have been opened up on a larger scale.

"The Oscar is the place where you can see the most celebrities, and you don't have to donate money to the Democratic Party."

"Don't look at piracy! Look at these celebrities. You see piracy is tantamount to stealing things from them! Look at those actresses. They are so poor that they can hardly cover their ****. Are you embarrassed to watch piracy?"

"Hundreds of millions of people are watching this Oscar live broadcast... half of them are waiting to be adopted by Angelina Jolie."

Politics, female celebrities, and the recently hot Angelina Jolie have all become the objects of jon Stewart's ridicule. The latter’s lace news not only has her and Brad Pitt’s three-time romance, but also includes her tireless affair. Adopting children from Cambodia, Ethiopia and other places...

However, these jokes are significantly less effective than Billy Christo's personal opening show in the 1990s and early 2000s. These jokes are most directly reflected in the not-so-loud laughter and applause in the theater.

In addition, the organizing committee once again awarded the heavyweight best supporting actor out for the first time, probably also hoping to use heavyweight awards to arouse the emotions of the audience.

The first to be on the podium was George Clooney, the famous Hollywood male vase. After directing and starring in "Good Night, So Far", he finally ushered in a turning point in his career and was recognized by the Oscar.

"Good Night, Good Luck" is just the second film directed by George Clooney, which has been nominated for multiple awards including Best Director and Best Picture just like "The Lost Lover". But in the final analysis, George Clooney's reputation is more in the actor than in the director. The college gave him the best supporting actor, which almost means that he has no chance with the best director behind.

George Clooney also understands this. Therefore, his first sentence on stage is-since I got the best supporting actor, I must have missed the best director Jinren...

This sentence seems to be the best portrayal of this year's Oscars. The following awards are divided into cakes and the tone of equalitarianism is very clear.

The best supporting actress was given to British actress Rachel Vichy, and the film is "The Immortal Gardener", which is the only award for this film.

Peter Jackson’s masterpiece "King Kong" last year was thought to dominate the technical awards beforehand, but only won the best sound editing, best sound effects and best visual effects three awards, Disney's "The Chronicles of Narnia" and Dream The factory's "Memoirs of a Geisha" shared awards for best makeup, best photography, best costume, and best art director.

Nearly half of the awards ceremony, Murphy's biggest thing is to watch the excitement.

The biggest thing to watch during this period was Jennifer Aniston. Although Jon Stewart kept teasing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, she couldn’t mobilize Jennifer Aniston’s emotions at all. She was disheveled. Dressed plainly, read the nomination list blankly, and without a word, awarded the Little Golden Man of the Best Costume Award to the costume designer of "Memoirs of a Geisha" and quickly stepped down.

She is definitely the most depressing guest to present this Oscar night.

Since "Disappearing Lover" only has four nominations for Best Editing, Best Original Screenplay, Best Actor and Best Actress, according to Oscar tradition, the awarding time of these awards is generally relatively late, and the award ceremony is halfway through. Many, Murphy and the entire crew are basically watching other people fight.

Next, in the awards for the best editing, the name "Disappearing Lover" appeared for the first time, but the fate of accompany running was unavoidable. The best editing Xiao Jinren was won by the crew of "Crash" without any suspense.

"According to you," Gal Gadot whispered to Murphy, "If you get the best edited movie, there is a very high chance of taking the best movie."

"The best editing is recognized as the vane of the best film." Murphy nodded slightly, "Crash has taken the lead in the competition for the best film."

Gal Gadot asked again, "The hope of "Brokeback Mountain" getting the best picture is even smaller."

Murphy whispered, "It's normal that it can't get the best film."

According to the normal operating rules of the Oscars, it was an accident that "Brokeback Mountain" got the best film.

To a certain extent, the value of "Brokeback Mountain" lies in catching up with a good time. This film puts forward a suitable theme at the right time this year. If this film wins, the outside world has nothing to complain about.

However, according to Oscar's usual aesthetic standards, "Crash" is more pleasing than "Brokeback Mountain".

The Oscar has its own criteria for judgment. It does not mean that the audience thinks that the award should be awarded, and the film can win, otherwise the best film statuette has long become a box office blockbuster popular with ordinary audiences.

Scarlett Johansson walked onto the stage with a big envelope, stood in front of the microphone, and said, "To create a great story and eventually turn it into a great screenplay requires a very high talent."

Just like the script creation of mainstream Hollywood movies, Oscar also has a large group of screenwriters who will divide the work to write the lines of each link of the award ceremony. The string of words spoken by the awarding guests is also part of it.

Crosswords are definitely not what you can say what you want to say. James Franco is also one of the Oscars presenting guests. When participating in the rehearsal before, the producer hired by the academy clearly reminded all the awarding guests—— They will prepare the lines. If you accept the lines, rehearse. If you don’t accept them, please quit as soon as possible.

This is the Oscars ceremony, and there is never a shortage of people who want to show their faces.

People who think they are smart and humorous, suddenly change their minds on stage, and follow their own ideas will only be blacklisted for Oscars, and it will be difficult for them to serve as award-giving guests in the future.

James Franco once told Murphy that the producer who served as this year’s Oscars, accompanied by the chairman of the academy, clearly told some of the big-name awards guests, including him-if that time The live broadcast has started, you have turned your back, and started talking to yourself, don’t come to Oscar as a guest in the future.

In Murphy's mind, there may be James Franco's cheering. The Oscar organizers should not say so directly, but they will also warn the award-giving guests in some obscure ways.

Standing on the stage, Scarlett Johansson spoke the string of words prepared by the organizers unhurriedly, "Very few people have this kind of talent, but this year there are many excellent screenwriters who presented wonderful stories on the screen. on."

As she said, she turned to the direction of the big screen, "The finalists for the best original screenplay are Paul Haggis and Robert Moresco "Crash", "Good Night, Good Luck" George Clooney, "Xin Rui" That" Stephen Gahan, "The Squid and the Whale" Baum-Bach, "The Lost Lover" Murphy Stanton..."

Murphy looked at the stage. This was the only award in "Disappearing Lovers" that could hit the Golden Man, but it was also very difficult. After all, in terms of themes, "Crash" occupies an absolute advantage.

But I hope it’s not without him. His popularity is far greater than that of Paul Haggis and Robert Moresco, and his stylized director and screenwriter’s titles have always been very loud, coupled with the later concentration of resources and focus on public relations, rather than like Like "Crash", resources and votes must be distributed to awards such as Best Picture and Best Director. The gap between the two is not as big as it seems.

Scarlett Johansson opened the envelope, glanced down, his eyes circled in the front rows of the audience, and finally fell on Murphy, "I am honored to announce that the Oscar winner is Murphy Stan. "The Disappearing Lover"."

The whole audience was silent, and it seemed that no one had expected this result, and many people still looked at Murphy's side.

Especially from the crew of "Crash", the gaze cast over was obviously puzzled and angry.

This was a little golden man who they had a chance to win, but was taken away by the person who killed it halfway, and no one would be willing to replace it.

However, this is the Oscar, and the film itself is always only the most basic condition for winning.

Regardless of those of the "Disappearing Lovers" crew, everyone stood up for the first time, especially the team members who followed Murphy for several years, raised their hands to celebrate. Starting today, they are also an Oscar-level team!

"Congratulations, dear!"

Gal Gadot stood up and hugged Murphy first. Murphy patted her back lightly, then turned and gave a strong hug to Bill Rossis on the other side.

"Finally!"

Bill Rossis also looked very excited. After several months of fighting, he finally enjoyed the sweet fruits of victory. From then on, he is also a veritable Oscar-level agent!

"Man..." James Franco came over, and before Murphy could say anything, he patted his arm hard, "Good job!"

Murphy stretched out his hand, and James Franco patted it again.

The two high-five to celebrate!

Behind, Murphy hugged Charlize Theron and others one by one, and then walked onto the Oscar stage.

Scarlett Johansson was already waiting for the Golden Man with the Golden Man. After Murphy took the stage, he handed it over to the Golden Man, "Congratulations."

"Thank you."

After taking the Little Golden Man, Murphy and Scarlett Johansson gave a polite hug. At such a close distance, he could see Scarlett Johansson’s nose, lips, brow bones and ear cartilage. There were a lot of them. Piercing hole.

It is not difficult to imagine that the black widow of Girls’ Generation must be covered in rings.

Because of the former Black Widow, Murphy took a look at Scarlett Johansson, then quickly retracted his gaze, stood in front of the microphone, and took out a note from his pocket in a pretentious manner.