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"This, this..."

"Is this a fairy tale for children?"

After listening to Hei Xier's "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf" to the children, the audience fell into a stupor for several seconds.

What's this?

GodTM Red Riding Hood chopped off the head of the big bad wolf with one sword!

I really don't know what evil things are in Hexier's head, and this kind of plot is actually told to a group of children?

They're just a bunch of kids.

This kind of story is too scary, isn't it?

An Tusheng fairy tale, right?

And the tone of the expression and tone of the silver mori and the right amount of tomato juice.

It's really suspicious.

Did Hei Xier engage in perverted homicidal maniacs before she became Xi'er's second personality, otherwise how could she be so experienced?

Even more outrageous.

These words actually came out of Cier's mouth.

This weird sense of disobedience!

"Do you know why my cloak is red? Isn't this sentence too scary? "

Cute Little Red Riding Hood, suddenly turned into a crazy perverted murderer!

It's a little too scary, right?

"The big bad wolf is too miserable, isn't it? Within two seconds of his appearance, he was cut off by Little Red Riding Hood, and he didn't even leave a whole corpse. "

"The big bad wolf is the victim, right?"

Himeko held her forehead, looking quite helpless.

She felt that this story was really not suitable for children.

It should leave a psychological shadow, right?

[Tesla: "I think it's quite interesting, after all, Hei Xi'er's goal is to make this group of children stop harassing Xi'er.] "】

"Do this, obvious."] "】

[Kiana: "I'm afraid that from now on, these children will not pester Xi'er to tell stories.] "】

Such a bloody story.

There is a high probability that it will leave a psychological shadow on this group of children, so that they will definitely not be pestering Xi'er to tell some boring stories.

That's what the audience thought.

But the fact ...

It seems to have deviated from everyone's imagination.

After listening to Hei Xi'er's story, the children were stunned for a moment.

After that, he looked at Xi'er's eyes with even more admiration and admiration, and seemed to be quite satisfied with the story just now.

"Sister Xi'er, it's amazing!"

"I'm scared..... Ay? "

Hei Xier didn't react.

Shouldn't the script be that this group of children are scared by this story and run away?

How is this wrong?

Could it be that you opened it in the wrong way?

"It's the first time I've heard such a fairy tale, it's completely different from what I've heard before, Sister Xi'er is amazing!"

The little stars in the eyes of the children are almost overflowing.

He looked at Hexier with anticipation and adoration.

"Sister Xi'er, can you continue to tell us such stories tomorrow?"

"Huh?!"

Hei Xi'er really couldn't figure it out.

Why is it the way it is?

The imps were not only not frightened, but more enthusiastic?

Is it because his story is not bloody enough?

Impossible!

The heads are all cut off, and it's not bloody enough?

At this moment, not only Hexier was puzzled, but the audience outside the video did not understand.

Isn't this story going right?

[Kiana: "I thought they would be scared by Hei Xi'er's story, but I didn't expect to like this story even more?] "】

[Teresa: "The child now..."]

["It's really different from when I was a child! "】

If she had heard such a story when she was a child, she would never have heard Xi'er tell a story again.

But these kids...

Love the story of the dark direction so much?

[Himeko: "It seems that today's children really can't be underestimated."] "】

[Tesla: "I'm more curious about Hei Xi'er's mentality now, is it first confused and then depressed? "】

[Kiana: "Why, I think I'm crazy now!] "】

The original goal was to make the kids scared of Ci'er.

But it was crooked.

Make them like Ciel even more.

She's going to die of depression, right?

As the audience guessed, at this time, Hei Xier was walking on the road depressed, thinking about what went wrong just now?

However, the sudden appearance of Kiana surprised her.

But after coming to his senses.

Hei Xi'er couldn't help but get excited in her heart.

The children can't be scared, can't they deal with a paramecium Kiana?

This time we must keep her away from Cier.

Dare to tease Xi'er?!

Hei Xi'er snorted coldly in her heart, and greeted Kiana like Xi'er.

"Kiana, where's my sister?"

Bronya didn't show up with Kiana.

"Bronya was suddenly called away by Dr. Einstein just now, saying let's go and don't wait for her."

Got the news.

Hexier's heart was even more happy.

In Bronya's absence, she can concentrate on dealing with Kiana alone.

Kiana's coffee shop unlimited chain of the three of them has long made Hei Xi'er feel unhappy.

As long as you can firmly decline tomorrow's invitation, you can miss the opportunity to continue the appointment to the coffee shop and successfully interrupt it!

Just do it!

Hei Xi'er secretly paid attention in her heart.

"Okay, okay, let's go quickly."

The two soon arrived at the coffee shop.

Kiana started with a large mango mille-feuille cake and served it with a double ball of ice cream with vanilla and chocolate.

Hei Xi'er seized the opportunity and said, "Kiana, it's not good to eat so many sweets every day, right?" "

"Either we don't want to..."

But that's not the end of the story.

It was interrupted by Kiana.

"I know, Ciel, you're worried about my tooth decay, right? Don't worry, I brush my teeth every day. "

"No, I..."

Heciel sighed softly.

If one plan doesn't work, use the second plan.

"This coffee shop is far from the salt lake base, right? It's a hassle to run around like this every day, or we'll have to..."

However, this statement was also misinterpreted by Kiana to mean that Ciel was going to make a cake for them to eat.

The understanding of the gods of paramecium.

made Hei Xi'er look confused.

"What?"

"How do you understand that..."

Kiana smiled lightly and looked at Ciel gratefully.

"Xi'er is really gentle, but this is too troublesome for you, I will take your heart, let's continue to come here in the future."

Hei Xi'er looked at Kiana with strange eyes.

She was really confused right now.

What the hell is this guy's head made of?

What kind of quantum-level understanding is this?

The two moves in a row had no effect on Kiana's body, and Hei Xi'er also understood that the euphemistic way would be misinterpreted by Kiana.

Thereupon......

Hexiel decides to have a direct showdown with Kiana.

"Kiana, there's something I haven't told you all along."

Hexier's tone was quite embarrassed.

"Actually... I don't like sweets, I like spicy, super spicy kinds, so we don't want to in the future..."

But Hei Xi'er's words were not finished.

Kiana's tears were about to fall, and she looked at Ci'er with big eyes and emotion.

"Ciel, you mean... You don't like sweets at all? "

"Huh?"

Hexier was stunned again.

Why is this misinterpreted feeling again?

Haven't you already said it bluntly enough?

How could she...

"Xi'er, I'm so impressed!"

Kiana grabbed Hei Xi'er's small hand and looked at Ci'er with tears in her eyes.

"You don't like sweets and you're willing to accompany me and Bronya every day, I'm really no match for Xi'er! But luckily you told me, I must also learn from Xi'er Xi and become an empathetic person! "

Hexier: "??? "

"Ah?!!!h

[Tesla: "Poof... Hahaha!!! "】

["I'm a professionally trained person, and I don't usually laugh unless I really can't help it! "】

["What kind of immortal understanding is this? "】

Dr. Lobster lay on the floor of the lab, rolling back and forth laughing.

Even Einstein, who has always had a super high laugh, can't help but raise the corners of his mouth at this moment. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!) ）

What gods understand this?

Why is Hei Xi'er's words always misinterpreted by Kiana?

Normal people can tell that Hei Xi'er is not going to come to this coffee again, right?

But why is Kiana like this?

Paramecium's brain circuitry is too strange, isn't it?

Is this the ultimate simplicity stupid?

This video can almost bear the laughter of a week of doctors!

It's just a show meeting a soldier, and I can't tell at all!

[Einstein: "Hei Xier is a bit arrogant, so the words will not be said directly after all, and Kiana seems to be a tsundere!"] "】

It doesn't matter what others say.

will use that magical brain circuit to successfully distort it into a very good thing.

I have to say.

This is also a shortcoming of Kiana, right?

[Raiden Mei: "Seeing Kiana crying out, I thought she really understood Hei Xi'er's words, and her heart was hurt. "】

["But I didn't expect it..."]

[Bronya: "Don't try to reason with the stupid, and don't say anything to her tactfully!] "】

[Kiana: "Is this my fault?"] "】

["It's because she didn't make it clear! "】

["Besides, this can prove that I have a good relationship with Xi'er! "】

[Teresa: "The words of the eldest niece also make some sense..."]

["After all, her emotional intelligence is indeed a bit low. "】

[Tesla: "So, Hexi is so unlucky! "】

If she tells Kiana very bluntly, she will definitely notice that something is wrong.

After all, Ciel has always been gentle.

Even if you don't like it, you will force yourself.

But if Hexier said it in a tactful way.

It will be misinterpreted by Kiana's magical brain circuit again!

It's miserable!

first met a group of children who like to listen to dark fairy tales, and then met Kiana, who is extremely simple and has zero emotional intelligence.

Hexier is so miserable!

[Pardophylis: "It's a bit unlucky. "】

["If you replace it with Brother Robber."] "】

["After I can't say it clearly, I guess I'll directly beat Kiana, it's so simple and effective! ] "】

[Elysia: "The depressed look is really cute!"] "】

[Raiden Mei: "I have a doubt, that is, there is a big gap between Hei Xi'er's dress and Xi'er, why can't they see Kiana?"] "】

Hei Xi'er's dress in the video is very different from Xi'er's dress.

It's not a one-man style at all.

But Kiana and the group of children didn't notice anything abnormal.

[Delisa: "If it's not for the eldest niece and the group of children to be blind, it's the system that allows us to distinguish between Ciel and Heixier."] "】

[Kiana: "Is this special treatment?] "】

Tesla: "I have a guess if Ciel enters the test space. "】

["Is that one reward or two?"] "】

[Raiden Mei: "One copy, after all, they use a body.] "】

[Tesla: "But that's two personalities, will it trigger the mechanism of the two-person exam?" "】

There was a moment of silence in the group chat.

Everyone has been thinking about Tesla's speculation.

Himeko: "I think it's a reward, after all, they only have one body.] "】

[Teresa: "Disagree!] "】

["Two independent personalities are taking the exam together, that is, two people are taking the exam, and it must be two rewards!"] "】

[Kiana: "Then why do I only have one?"] "】

["I still have the Law of Emptiness, and I still have the Law of Thunder in the body of the bud coat. "】

[Teresa: "Are you stupid?"] "】

["Can you and Meiyi's two lawyers, answer the question together? "】

Time!

There was a heated discussion in the group chat about how many rewards Ci'er could get.

But they all have their own opinions.

Can't give an accurate answer.

[Fu Hua: "Don't argue, wait until we rescue Xi'er from the quantum sea later, and we can verify this guess.] "】

"Let's watch the video first. "】

Hear the words of the immortals.

Everyone could only put down the discussion and continue to look at the video screen.

After all.

The video is not paused.

If you miss it, you'll have to watch the recording.

Hei Xi'er, who had been mad at Kiana several times, had left the café and returned to the base.

And yet just as she thought.

Today, I didn't go out in the right posture, which caused me to encounter such a strange thing.

Bronya suddenly approached her.

Hei Xi'er couldn't help but be shocked.

Ducks and ducks are not simple creatures like paramecium, and if they show some clues, they are likely to be noticed by her.

So she turned sideways and pretended to be looking at the view.

At the same time trying to bypass Bronya's side.

But there are only two of them on this road, no matter how well she hides it, as long as Bronya is not blind, she can see her.

"Cier?"

Bronya's call made Hei Xi'er panic.

Turn around.

Forced himself to squeeze out a smile that was more like Cier.

"Good afternoon, sister... Sister Bronya. "

"Xi'er, weird today?"

Hei Xi'er's acting skills are quite poor, and just one sentence (to Zhao's) made Bronya realize that something was wrong.

And after hearing this.

Hei Xi'er panicked even more.

"There's... Is there one? "

"Maybe I didn't rest last night."

Looking at the panic in Hei Xi'er's eyes and the cold sweat that was almost breaking out on her forehead, Bronya couldn't help but squint.

"Ciel has made an appointment with Bronya to count a hundred heavy rabbits every day and sleep well."

"Huh?"

Reload the bunny?

Does counting that thing really work?

A big question mark appeared in Hei Xi'er's heart, but she still replied to Bronya calmly.

"I counted three hundred yesterday and didn't fall asleep, maybe this method is not cold."

Hexiel laughed dryly.

However......

"You're lying!"

Bronya clasped her hands to her chest, her eyes shining with wisdom.

"Bronya never made that kind of agreement with Cier, it was made up improvised by Bronya, and counting the bunnies doesn't help sleep."

"What?!"

Hecil was shocked.

But Bronya was already walking towards Hei Xi'er step by step.

"You're not Xi'er, you're..."

"Aha, what did Sister Bronya say? Ciel just made a joke along with Bronya's sister. "

Hei Xi'er broke out in a cold sweat.

Still pretending to be Ci'er and talking.

If you really find out, your plan will be completely ruined!

There will be no chance to come out in the future!

"Hey, hey... Sister Bronya, really. "

And Bronya just calmly watched Hei Xier lie.

But the next moment.

Bronya suddenly looked behind Hercier.

I shouted unexpectedly.

"Apricots? What are you doing here? "

Hearing this nasty name, Hei Xi'er's disguise disappeared in an instant, and he took out his chains and raised claws with a gloomy face.

Murderously turned around.

"Get out!"

"You bastard, if you don't want to be pushed down the stairs again, keep me away from Xi'er... Ay? "

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