House Witch

   Chapter 163 162. Automated Mechanized Civil Engineering

   "What do you two think about this issue?"

  Mr. Spider looked at the two students in front of him, and was not in a hurry to announce the answer himself, but asked like this.

   "Of course it means literally, let the mechanical puppets automate, and then direct these mechanical puppets to build houses."

  Dorothy replied as a matter of course.

  After all, before applying for the major, she had investigated the content and employment prospects of the major.

   There are currently two mainstream construction methods in the Witch World. One is the more traditional and ordinary way of building bit by bit by hand, and the other is to rely on powerful architectural magic to form in one go.

  The former mainly relied on the godlike status of the witches. As long as they were willing, they could easily recruit a large number of laborers of different races to work as construction workers at a relatively low price.

  The latter relies on the godlike power of the witches, moving mountains and seas, reclamation and land reclamation, these things that are like miracles to alien races, they can really do.

   It’s just that these two construction methods have their own advantages and disadvantages.

  Man-made buildings tend to have finer details, and the final product will be exquisite, and with more people and more strength, some large-scale projects can also be done, but they have the disadvantages of slow construction and long construction period.

  The buildings built by magic often don’t have so many details, but they are durable, high-quality and low-cost. If you place an order today and move in tomorrow, what you pay attention to is efficiency.

  Of course, that’s what I said, but it’s not so rigid in practice, and you can have everything.

  The high-end Witch Architectural Society is formed by Witch Architects with a whole team of construction teams of different races. The Witch first lays the groundwork, and then the construction team goes up to optimize the details and endow the building with a handmade "soul".

  Some high-end buildings in Witch World, such as Witch Sky Island and various wonder buildings, are built with a combination of the two.

  The automatic mechanized civil engineering major is obviously a new interpretation of such a two-in-one construction method, replacing the construction team of different races with mechanical puppets, so as to achieve the achievement of one person as a whole construction team.

   Well, while that sounds a bit like taking your pants off and farting—it’s just too much.

   After all, the heterogeneous labor force in Witch World is really cheap. The cost of building a whole mechanical puppet construction team is enough for you to go to the "human" market to book the site directly.

   Therefore, it is obvious that the so-called automatic mechanized civil engineering major is destined to be a flashy major from the very beginning, which belongs to the deceptive operation of the rich, and it is really a golden **** farming.

  It’s no wonder that this major is so deserted. There are not many people who sign up. In addition, Mr. Spider has a high vision and is so picky about recruiting. It’s strange that this major can become popular.

  Of course, Dorothy is obviously not the kind of witch who spends a lot of money and looks painful. The reason why she chose such a major is because her brain circuit is relatively clear.

  She personally likes puppetry very much. This is related to her occupation in her previous life. Although she was an otaku in her previous life, she is not an ordinary otaku, but a technical nerd.

Hehehe. It can be regarded as an achievement, but it is just because the works under his hand are full of vitality, like living things, so he was given the nicknames "God's Hand", "Nuwa Deity", and "Father-in-law of the whole people". As soon as the new work is launched, it can harvest the knees all over the ground amidst the sound of big bosses.

  Small achievements are not worth mentioning.

And as a professional plastic villain, even if she travels through time now, this traditional craft naturally cannot be lost. After all, in her previous life she could only be a "wife" who could not move, but in this life she can let her subordinates The "wives" started to move, she had learned this puppet art.

   In this way, the so-called puppet cost is out of the question. After all, sooner or later, she will make a bunch of beautiful girl puppet "wives".

   It's just that in her previous life she was able to support herself by making figurines, and she lived a very nourishing life, but in this life, that old craft can't support her.

After all, the previous life was just an ordinary world. As long as the figurines are good-looking enough, the patrons will pay for love, but the per capita strength of the witch world is a party. If you make a bunch of beautiful girl puppet vases, just wait. Smash them all in your hands.

Moreover, she was an orphan in her previous life, as long as one person had enough to eat, the whole family would not be hungry, and her living expenses were not much, but in this life, the witch's expenses are not only food and drink, but also money everywhere. Consider changing careers.

It's just that she is more nostalgic, and she doesn't really want to give up her old skills like this, so the future career that Dorothy planned for her life is a supplier of circus puppet theaters. After all, circuses will not dislike her dolls. It's all vases.

   For this reason, Dorothy also conducted a serious market research on Mowang, and studied the current market of puppet shows in Witch World.

   It's just that the answer that came out made her a little pessimistic.

In her previous life, the circus was very popular in the non-magic world, but in a magical world, the circus is really difficult to mix, and the standard of living of the gang of sisters is just enough food and clothing, so there is probably nothing to earn. .

At present, the most popular lady in the puppet show column of Mowang, the "Phantom of the Opera", has only a million followers, barely considered a small Internet celebrity, and the group of fans watching the barrage pay attention to this little girl My sister didn't do it to watch the puppet show at all, those LSPs were simply greedy for their nice voices.

   Well, don't ask Dorothy how she knows, because she's greedy too.

She is Miss Phantom's ashes fan and the first follower. When she was doing market research, she happened to catch up with Miss Sister's live broadcast. Find that unpopular live broadcast room among thousands of live broadcast rooms.

But to be honest, the puppet show live broadcast by Miss Phantom is really boring. When the fire rises, there will be ghosts.

  At first, Dorothy took a look and was going to skip it directly, but there was no way, who made the young lady speak when she just wanted to quit?

   Well, really, it’s really a question of whether Miss Phantom’s voice is good or not, she really is that kind, it’s hard to describe.

  Her voice sounded like an angel at first glance, holy and moving, but once she heard it, it made people feel as if they had ascended to heaven, and they calmed down unconsciously.

But if you think about it carefully, it seems that the angel is actually a devil in disguise. Under the holiness is the endless charm and enchantment, which makes you scratch your heart. Listen, I feel sick all over.

  Unfortunately, Dorothy's mental attribute is s, and her resistance is too high, so she can't fully experience how it feels to be charmed by a young lady's voice.

However, this did not prevent her from clicking attention on the spot, becoming the first fan of the Phantom of the Opera, and later becoming a tap water proficiently, using her magic net-covered vest to start a wave of Amway, Let the young lady gain millions of followers overnight.

  Well, it can be said that more than half of Miss Sister's nearly one million fans are drawn by her. This little internet celebrity was brought up by Dorothy.

  Alas, every time Dorothy thinks of this, there will be a kind of old father's mysterious pride in her heart.

However, this also reflects how hip-stretching the puppet show market is. Even young ladies with such nice voices can’t help it. Really, if that little sister Phantom gives up her hip-pull puppet show and runs to Singing in the music area next door, you can get over 100 million fans in minutes.

In short, Dorothy's original plan to be a circus supplier was not going to work, and it happened that at that time, she found this automatic mechanization civil engineering major on the magic net. In the major introduction, she wrote a simple and straightforward sentence Use puppetry to build a house.

   This immediately made the house witch very happy, and said that this is her dream major.

   After all, although she is nicknamed Quanmin's father-in-law, is Dorothy the daughter? That's actually her "wife". If it wasn't for the love she poured into the beautiful girls, how could her handicrafts be so full of vitality, so delicate that they seemed to be coming to life.

  But in her previous life, there was nothing she could do. After all, she always had to eat. It was impossible for her to work as an otaku, and she didn’t know how to do business.

  But in this life, it is impossible for her to starve to death anyway, so why bother to wear a hat for herself, she can definitely work hard with her wives to make a fortune.

   Well, who stipulates that beautiful girls and wives can’t play ashes with her except for licking and admiring it?

  Don’t real couples have to share joys and sorrows? Instead of putting a whole bunch of doll wives who can only be seen at home as vases, she might as well bring the wives to move bricks to support the family.

  So, let's move bricks together, my doll wives.

   It is precisely because of this belief that Dorothy applied for this major without hesitation.

  Well, a family should be so tidy, right?

   Dorothy felt very refreshed when she thought that she would be followed by a group of wife-shaped construction dolls with all kinds of charms and all kinds of charms, but their strength one by one.

  A puppet wife like that is a good wife. She is eye-catching, can carry bricks to support the family, and can protect herself when in danger. After all, if you think about a girlfriend with the arm strength of a heavy crane, don’t you feel full of security?

  So, teacher, let's stop talking nonsense and teach me how to make a doll as realistic as your avatar. I came here just to learn this.

  The otaku witch stared at Teacher Spider, who was pretending to be in front of her, anxiously.

   It's a pity that she was in a hurry, but Mr. Spider was not in a hurry anymore. Noelos just nodded to Dorothy's answer, and then looked at Audrey next to her.

  Well, she finally remembered that this is her own niece.

  It's a pity that it's useless for this niece to give her a chance.

   "I am the same as my senior sister."

  The little fox without a second aunt said that she firmly followed the senior sister's point of view, her little puppet replied, and it would be the same if I was short.

   Teacher Spider: "."

   Tsk, this little niece is hopeless, why doesn't she even have any personal thoughts, she should still be an apprentice.

  At that moment, Noelos smiled and began to explain to the precious apprentice.

"Dorothy, is your thinking right or wrong? Although what I planned to teach the outside world was the technique of commanding puppets to build houses as you said, but now you are my personal disciple after all, so naturally you can't just learn from those foolish people. Human things, the teacher will pass on my unique secret technique of pressing the bottom of the box to you."

   "So to announce the answer, the real meaning of the so-called automatic mechanized civil engineering does not need to be separated, but to combine the two. The final product is not only an automated mechanical puppet, but also a civil engineering building as a finished product."

  "The puppet is the building, and the building is the puppet. This is my puppetry, which I call the fortress puppetry."

  After speaking so triumphantly, Teacher Spider's desire to show off also rose, and she directly began to expose herself.

"Well, let me open your eyes. For example, the small courtyard you are in now. Do you think it is a building? Wrong, it is actually my puppet. The outer courtyard is just a disguise. She This is the real shape."

Teacher Spider took out a small courtyard model from her side, and then she snapped her fingers, and the model courtyard started to move immediately, and the countless gear structures began to roll and deform, and the original courtyard was changed beyond recognition in a blink of an eye. Only the huge steel spider puppet was left in place.

   "Did you see it? This is the form of a mobile fortress. How about it? Isn't it cool? Who said that a building must be fixed in place and cannot move. I just like the feeling that my home follows me wherever I go."

  The real otaku female spider teacher said so proudly.

  Dorothy: "."

   Ah, why is this different from what I imagined?

  The house witch's eyes widened, looking at the miniature steel spider fortress of Mizi, she felt as if she had been fooled.

  Mr. Spider, how can you be so foolish, I'm going to report you for peddling dog meat.

  Woooooo, I really just want to eat some dog meat, my beautiful girl doll construction team is gone.

   But having said that, purely in terms of strength and technical content, Mr. Spider is not selling dog meat, but dragon meat.

  Comparing her architectural concept, in short, you are already a mature house, and you should learn to build yourself out.

   Isn’t this the way of refining smart puppets to build buildings?

   Tsk, this is really a bold and genius idea. After all, the combat puppets of ordinary puppet masters are limited by their size, so no matter how equipped they are with weapons, their power is still the same, but teacher, you

Dorothy couldn't help thinking about it. When the invincible teacher in her house went to exchange puppet skills with others, others boasted about how powerful their puppet was, and then asked the teacher where her puppet was, and the teacher said calmly, You are already on top of my puppet, and then a giant mobile fortress suddenly appeared.

   Damn, that's how the title of the natural disaster fortress you moved came from.

  Dorothy felt complicated for a while.

   Now looking at the model of the Spider Fortress in front of her, she only felt that her eyes went dark.

  Ma Dan, who wants to play this, this thing costs more money than my puppet wife, okay, is that what I can afford to play fortress?

   Otaku witch in poverty

   4200 words, two in one, Xibao, come on and make money, you can do it, if you don’t work hard, you really can only go home and inherit billions of dollars.

  (end of this chapter)