House Witch

   Half an hour later, Dorothy was sitting in the reception room of the theater, flipping through a stack of scripts in her hand, and the more she looked at her, the more her head hurt.

   "Well, Audrey, are you sure you are an artist?"

  Finally, she couldn't bear it any longer, and asked as she looked at the little junior sister who had been freshly groomed.

  Besides, Madeleine couldn't help but chuckle when she heard this, only the little fox's face was flushed with shame, and she lowered her head, her face almost buried in her chest.

   On the table, her external sound-generating device—the fox puppet, jumped angrily.

   "Senior sister, why even you laugh at me."

   "And art is also divided into disciplines. I am a performance specialist and an actor. I shouldn't be responsible for the script. This should be the job of the screenwriter."

  The little fox's cheeks were bulging into buns, and she tried to defend herself.

  Just talking, she was discouraged first.

When the senior sister gave her this task before, she still thought that she must do a good job this time, and try to help the senior sister, but there are some things that she will definitely gain if she works hard. With one inspiration, when the inspiration is exhausted, no matter how hard you think about it, dogs will not read what you write.

  Besides, she was not good at writing scripts, otherwise, her Mowang account would not have been just a tepid, little-known internet celebrity.

Although the performance form of puppet theater does not have a wide audience, and she has a handicap, and the puppet actors produced are indeed not beautiful enough, but in fact, as long as the plot is strong, coupled with the cooperation of her voice that day, let's not talk about it. , a small fire is still simple.

  However, what she puts on every day is some old-fashioned classic scripts. Witches have long been tired of watching big things since they were young.

   But what can she do, she is also very helpless.

In the art circle, a good script is something that is hard to come by. As soon as those good scripts come out, they are quickly accepted by major theaters, and they become exclusive performances directly. The Witch World really cares about intellectual property rights. It's very tight, you can't just plagiarize or pirate when you see someone's fire, no matter how greedy someone's script is, you can only stare blankly.

Of course, with her family's status in the City of Venus, there must be no shortage of good scripts at home, but also because of the binding of intellectual property rights, those exclusive plays are almost bound to their real identities. Performing those unique scripts at home online, the vest fell off in minutes.

   However, based on the love of her mothers, she also proposed to collect two good scripts for her personally, but Audrey refused.

After all, she is still a little self-aware, people are so closed to themselves, even the best scripts will be dusty in her hands, if those excellent scripts that should have been seen by more people are buried because of her relationship, then What a pity.

She tried to write a script by herself very early on, but how should I put it, when she tried to perform a script written by herself with a puppet theater on the Monet, the fans who were not many at all suddenly dropped a lot. A group of people unfollowed her directly.

   This is very autistic.

   "Sister, is my writing really that bad?"

In the past, she had no friends, so it was difficult for her to listen to other people's opinions. However, all the netizens only knew how to speak venomously, so they couldn't offer any good opinions. Now that she finally has a senior sister, Audrey can finally ask the doubts in her heart. Now, at the moment, her beautiful fox eyes staring at the senior sister so brightly, filled with anticipation.

  Dorothy: "."

   ah this

  Seeing the little junior sister like this, the house witch opened her mouth, and was a little speechless for a while, thinking about how to subtly express that Audrey is really not suitable for this job.

   As far as the stuff she wrote, can it be called a script? That's assy **** to be used as toilet paper.

after all

   "Why did you, the princess, take out your magic wand and defeat the stepmother? What about the prince, aren't you writing a love story between the princess and the prince? Why did the prince show up at the wedding?"

  The house witch casually picked up a stack of scripts and asked.

"Because that is a princess. As a princess, she must not be weak. A princess who is too weak does not conform to reality. But if such a powerful princess proposes to the prince, if the prince refuses to agree, he will be somewhat ignorant, so the prince defeats the prince as a princess." I think the stepmother's prize is very reasonable, beauty is only for the strong, this is love."

  The little fox wagged his tail and said so solemnly.

  Dorothy: "."

  Ah, let’s bring in the witch’s world view, and she has to admit that what the junior sister said is indeed reasonable, but

"Then this book, shouldn't this be a story about a useless prince's counterattack? But why is the princess in the whole story? If the **** princess is dead, she can get up and fight again with a resurrection technique. At this time, shouldn't it be the prince trying to find a way to revive the princess, so that the two can deepen their affection and bond? If you write like this, what role does the prince have besides being a cheerleader? The princess is so powerful, why would he watch it? Are you a bit too determined to be so determined to be such a waste?"

   She picked up another script and asked like this.

   "Because the prince is good-looking, he just needs to be responsible for the good-looking. Otherwise, girls should be responsible for earning money to support the family, and boys should be responsible for their beauty?"

  Audrey said confidently again.

Snapped.

  Dorothy was also convinced by this senior sister, she covered her face with her hands, and really didn't know what to say.

  She never expected that Audrey would still have femininity tendencies, but this is normal, most witches have this problem, who made them really the stronger side?

   This can be seen from the fact that her own family has been supported by her stepmother Anne, and Adam can only be a little boy. In a family of witches and human men, men really only need to be responsible for being handsome.

   Tsk, being a handsome guy in Witch World is really a blessing, **** it, if my second brother who is invincible is still here

  The house witch is a little depressed.

   "Why don't we write it ourselves, just come up with some classic scripts from later generations."

  Dorothy sighed and gave up treatment for Audrey. The child is hopeless, so she should be a copywriter with peace of mind.

   "That doesn't work either, senior sister. Humans don't like to read the scripts of witches. I have also tried to rehearse some classic plays of later generations in the past two days, but most of them have mediocre responses."

  Hearing the proposal from the senior sister, Audrey was also helpless, but if she really had a way, she would not write the script by herself. It is really that the tastes of witches are too different from humans.

  In the eyes of humans, the daily scripts of witches are myths and magical dramas, and many important events in the eyes of humans are so insignificant in the eyes of witches.

  Even if the two races originate from one body, the joys and sorrows of witches and humans are really different. The two sides can't even empathize, let alone anything else.

   In this regard, Dorothy also sighed, and then picked up the paper and pen on the table.

   "Forget it, I'll do it myself."

   Now she understands why Audrey writes stories like that. It is a standard witch style. The programs that witches like are war and victory, power and glory.

  Audrey was born to be a witch, and she is also a genius witch with a prominent family background and outstanding talent. Even among witches, she belongs to the type who was born with a golden key in her mouth, and the starting line is far ahead of others.

  The princesses in her stories are probably based on herself. In the eyes of the little fox, this is what a qualified princess should look like.

  In fact, the same is true. In the world of witches, there are only a few weak ones who can be called princesses. Excellent bloodlines and good family backgrounds are destined to be extraordinary. However, such princesses are not the ones that the people love to see.

  People at the bottom cannot empathize with such a princess. What they want to see is a fallen princess who rises from the humble like them, not a goddess who is so perfect from beginning to end that it makes people feel ashamed.

   Not to mention that mortals cannot accept Audrey's works, even those witches with poor talent and ordinary background have no sense of substitution for these works of hers.

  For example, in this script, even if the princess is in trouble, there are thousands of guards around her, hundreds of servants, and a simple meal in the wilderness is the salary of an ordinary witch for a year.

  You call this a disaster? You call that miserable?

Even if Dorothy knew that this little junior sister of hers really didn't have any malicious intentions, she just stayed at home for a long time and really didn't know the lives of ordinary people, but when looking at Audrey's script for another person, she would only feel that the words were written between the lines. "Why not eat minced meat" is written all over it.

"You, really don't stay in the old house. It's rare to come to this era. Go out more often and look at those mortals. Maybe you will have a new understanding of art. Anyway, you are not afraid of these mortals. ?"

  Dorothy said so.

  Audrey's social fear is only effective for witches. She is not afraid of mortals. After all, in her subconscious, mortals cannot threaten her at all.

   "Ah, this. I will try my best."

Hearing the senior sister's words, the little fox was a little embarrassed. Although she was not afraid of those mortals, she had been at home for a long time, so it was inevitable that she would not like to deal with strangers. She had long been used to the feeling of being alone at home. Now If she can go out, she also loves to go out.

  But she still listened to what the senior sister said, so she had to droop her ears and said so.

And Dorothy’s words stopped. After all, some things are useless no matter how much others say. She just closed her eyes and meditated for a while, and her consciousness escaped into the memory palace. From the deepest part of the memory palace, she took a few books. book out.

   "Hehe, I never thought that I would actually be a civil servant one day. I thought I would have no chance in this life."

  The house witch laughed at herself a little funny.

Just as the witch's art is not applicable to mortals, the works of art in her mind from her previous life are not applicable to the witch world. He also fantasized about being a copywriter when he was a child, but after a few times on the street, she also Then I realized the reality, Wen Chaogong really didn't make money from her own magic spell.

  However, in this witch's night, this is a good opportunity. After all, the current medieval background is not much different from the world in her previous life, so the artworks on both sides can be used with a little modification.

  Well, let's try "Romeo and Juliet" first.

  The house witch spent a long time picking and choosing in the memory palace, and finally chose this book of eternal sadomasochism.

  Well, no matter what era it is, love stories are always so popular, suitable for all ages, especially the sadomasochism of the knife man, which is even more addictive.

  Besides, this story has been modified slightly to change the power that hinders the young couple from the family to the church, which can also achieve her goal of discrediting the Radiance Church.

   And as she thought, her magical inspiration also responded.

  Many good stories don’t taste as good when they’re translated into another language, not to mention that she’s not just changing the language, but also changing the world. If the translation is not good, a good story will become mediocre.

However, with the help of this magical inspiration, Dorothy's translation work went very smoothly. She perfectly changed this ancient classic from her previous life into the version of the Witch's World. Some of the essence of ", come a 2-in-1 version.

  By the time Dorothy came back from the burst of inspiration, she had a manuscript full of words in front of her.

  The two sisters, Madeleine and Audrey, didn't dare to disturb her creation just now. The two sisters just carefully helped her sort out the scattered manuscripts. Of course, the two sisters were also watching while sorting out.

so.

   "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

  As soon as Dorothy came back to her senses, she heard the fox puppet next to her crying, and Audrey had already piled up a mountain of wet tissues in front of her.

   Tsk, this little junior sister is probably really made of water, there is so much water.

   And it’s fine if it’s just Audrey, the otaku witch was shocked to find that even Madeleine clenched her fists, her eyes were reddish, and she looked like she was about to beat someone up.

   "Miss, don't worry, we will definitely **** the president back from the hands of those angels, and we will definitely not let the tragedy in this story repeat itself in reality."

   When the succubus girl saw that Dorothy had finished writing, she promised so.

  Dorothy: "???"

  Hearing such inexplicable words, the house witch put a question mark on her head.

   No, what is this about Sophilia?

  emmmm etc.

  Luck, you two don't think I'm writing an autobiography, do you? Romeo and Juliet analogy to myself and Sophilia?

  Sent it, please don’t be so big on your brains.

   "Well, actually I didn't write this story, I copied it, it's an old friend of mine."

  She was about to explain, but Audrey had already rushed forward and hugged her.

   "Senior sister, you don't need to say any more, I understand everything"

  Dorothy who was almost breast-killed: "."

   Forget it, as long as you are happy.

  The house witch is speechless