House Witch

  Chapter 80 80. What is the primary productive force

  Looking back to Dorothy.

   In the morning after a night without words, Dorothy struggled to get out of bed.

  If it was her in her previous life, she would probably choose to stay in bed until it was time to get up at noon and lunch, but in this life after being reborn, she doesn't want to waste her time like this anymore.

   Therefore, in this life, she has been consciously adjusting her daily routine and developing healthy living habits.

  She is not the kind of ruthless person with strong self-control, so she needs to restrain herself with habits and use the power of inertia to drive herself to keep moving forward.

  Once this kind of living habit is formed, people will naturally be driven by the inertia of past life to abide by it.

   This is a very useful way to restrain yourself. The only disadvantage is that once this habit is broken, it is extremely difficult to pick it up again. (This is true, don't ask me how I know, because salted fish like me were actually a full-time party four years ago, sad!)

  Of course, this fragile method can only be used for a while, but it is difficult to work for a lifetime. Fortunately, Dorothy quickly found a way to fight against her late-stage lazy nature.

  We need to use lazy cancer to deal with lazy cancer.

  For example, why do people like to stay in bed?

  Of course it’s because lying on the bed is comfortable, the quilt is super warm, and the new clothes in the closet are cold, and the steps of getting dressed are also troublesome, and washing after getting up is also...

   To sum up, who likes trouble? Of course, these troublesome things can be postponed until they can't be delayed.

  It’s just that, if you think about it carefully, this can only be called procrastination. After all, you still have to do all those troublesome things at the end of the day. This is simply lazy and lonely.

   So, what's a really lazy person to do?

  Of course I want to find a way to make those troublesome things less troublesome.

  If only someone could iron, dress, and wash my clothes every day, let me open my mouth when I eat, and stretch out my hands when I wear clothes, so that I won’t stay in bed.

  Dorothy thought so.

   It’s just that even a real mother probably wouldn’t be able to take care of disabled people so patiently. The person who can serve you to this extent must be a full-time nanny who is greedy for your money, and the salary of a nanny who is dedicated to such a degree...

   Forget it, the poor are not worthy...

  So, people pass, but there are things that people can't do, there is magic, magic is omnipotent, right?

  So, before the short-term work driven by habit expired, Dorothy began to study magic hard, and began to think with all her strength how to use magic to smooth out all the tedious things in her life.

There are naturally a lot of difficulties in this process. During this process, Dorothy thought many times not to study and just fish for a while, but after weighing whether it is a temporary pleasure or a lifetime After she had a good time touching fish, she gritted her teeth and persisted.

  She believes that as long as everything in life is simplified, then she will definitely be able to overcome lazy cancer.

  Well, I want to fight the lazy cancer to the end in order to be lazy for the rest of my life.

With such a belief, Dorothy has spent so many years living with "I'm so tired, I want to touch the fish" and "Shut up, you have to think about why you feel tired, and then think of ways to make yourself not so tired "It's tiring to think about it" "Then find a way to make thinking less tiring" and so on in the endless spiral.

Fortunately, her talent for inspiration is still very high, so every time she thinks about it, inspiration suddenly strikes, and then the magic knowledge that she has memorized by rote in her mind, which she can't understand at all, moves automatically under the influence of this inspiration. Dorothy was enlightened, and these knowledge moved Dorothy.

  So she often lamented how magic was played in this way, and at the same time wrote down the spells that she had figured out in her mind.

   What's even more outrageous is that after she tried it, she was shocked to find that these spells that she had figured out could actually work, and not only could they work, but they were quite easy to use.

   This discovery amused her.

  Dorothy still remembers the first time she created her own magic in her life when she was one and a half years old.

  At that time, the father Adam had not met the stepmother Anne, and the father and daughter were wandering in the mortal world on the ground at that time, and their lives were miserable.

  At that time, Dorothy didn't understand why Daddy Cheap took her around every day. Now I think it should be avoiding Longma's pursuit.

   And Dorothy, who was too young at the time, didn't have anything interesting, so she could only hold her father's spell book and read blindly every day.

  The witch was born to be the governor, so Adam wasn't too surprised at Dorothy's unusual intelligence at that time.

  After all, compared to the kind of genius witch cubs who can use high-level magic at birth and can blow up their parents together, it is not surprising that my daughter is a little bit smarter.

  Even during that wandering life, Adam would often take the initiative to teach Dorothy all kinds of knowledge, and the magic book that was more important than life to mages directly became little Dorothy's toy.

  It took Dorothy half a year to learn the common language of witches, and then it took another year to complete the basic mage course (a witch kindergarten enlightenment textbook) from her father Adam.

   Then, relying on that basic knowledge of magic, she figured out the first self-created magic spell in her life, the "Lazy Clothes Curse", which later became the "Witch's Dressing Curse".

  The next day, she came up with the "lazy washing spell".

  Day 3...

  During that time, Dorothy, who realized that the accident of making her own spells was quite fun, began to frantically update a new spell every day with an output that would make a sow feel ashamed.

   Moreover, in the process of constantly creating spells, she completely digested the basic principles of spells that could only be memorized in her mind.

Then she began to pester Adam every day to teach her more advanced spell knowledge, but at that time, Adam, who was busy earning money for milk powder and diapers for his daughter, had no time to play with her every day. In the end, he had no choice but to buy her a book called The Witch Children's spell book (witch version of the little genius watch?) Let her learn by herself.

  That was also the first spell book in Dorothy's life, and now her spell book is continuously strengthened and upgraded on the basis of that, although it has been changed beyond recognition long ago.

To be honest, that children's spell book is really hip-hopping. Although it has the function of linking to the magic net, the youth mode is locked, and Dorothy can't see the wonderful world of adult witches at all. A few children's enlightenment forums or something.

  How could Dorothy, who claimed to be an adult, be willing to hang out with a group of real kids every day, so she went straight to the only all-ages facility that the broken book could link to—the Magic Web Library.

And Dorothy, who entered the Magic Web Library for the first time, was as excited as a mouse falling into a rice warehouse, but she soon found out in despair that this broken library did not give prostitutes a way out. There are no free books, all books are charged.

Fortunately, what was collected was not witch gold dollars, but a virtual currency called library points. This made the young Dorothy heave a sigh of relief. Poor, I don't know how he, a high-ranking mage, got so miserable. Aren't mages generally rich?

  However, as an adult in thinking, Dorothy is not the kind of person who just thinks of reaching out to her parents. She thinks that she can be completely self-reliant.

  Furthermore, according to the rules of the magic web library, as long as new spells are included, you can get feedback points, and if someone buys your spells later, the points sold will also belong to the creator.

  Seeing this, Dorothy breathed a sigh of relief.

  Then what are you waiting for, the last thing you need is to create your own spells.

  So, Dorothy registered a "Witch of the Forest" account in the Magic Web Library at that time, and changed her lazy series of spells into witch series and uploaded them in one go.

Although she thought at the time that no one would buy the spells created by her one-year-old little witch, she felt that the spells she created were really too simple and rough, just like kindergarten children's graffiti paintings. .

   Besides, it is so simple to create a magic spell. A one and a half year old little witch like me can do it. It is impossible for those adult witches not to be able to do it, right?

  They must have better enchantments, no need to buy your own.

  So, after Dorothy got the bonus points for uploading new spells, she was desperately looking for any affordable magic books to learn. She felt that she urgently needed to recharge her batteries.

  It is becoming more and more difficult to create your own spells these days. There is no way, no matter how high the inspiration is, it needs knowledge reserves as nutrients, otherwise it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice.

   And when Dorothy finished reading the newly bought magic book, and then brought a batch of newly thought-out little magic spells to continue going to the library for free whoring, she was shocked to find that the points under her account had exploded.

   And looking again, the lazy mantra I uploaded before has climbed the bestseller list.

  Dorothy was startled at the time, she felt that the world must be crazy, otherwise why would so many people rush to buy the graffiti of a one-and-a-half-year-old little witch.

   Then she curiously looked at the buyer's evaluation below.

  The first few comments were quite normal, just as Dorothy had imagined before, the adult witches looked down upon them.

   "Who's so idle, Mimi loves to use this magic-level 0-ring spell, and the effect is so tasteless."

   "One thing to say, it's really tasteless. Isn't it enough to have hands when dressing and washing? Do you need magic?"

   "Who bought this thing with precious points?"

   "People are stupid and have a lot of money to buy"

  …

   It's just that this normal comment didn't last long, and soon things went wrong.

   "I'm sorry, boss, I take back what I said yesterday, teacher witch, you are a god, this is the most practical spell I have ever seen in my life."

   "Trash pays respects to the boss, I'm a small person. I never thought that it would be so cool to not reach out for things that can be done before."

   "Boss update quickly, take my points quickly"

   "Yes, I am the guy who is stupid and has a lot of money. Big brother, I want more."

   "Recommended by a friend, I announce that a new annual magic spell is born."

   "If there is no witch teacher in this year's annual ranking of divine spells, then I won't read it."

  …

  Seeing the two-level reversal of the wind comment, Dorothy realized again.

   It turns out that I am not the only one who is lazy, it is the world.

   It was also from that day that the forest witch started the magic net massacre, and the new generation of academic circles was born.

   However, over the years, the spells she created are not all life spells for laziness.

Now, thinking that she was about to start the second real battle in her life, Dorothy sighed. She opened the spell book and revealed that although it was also uploaded to the magic net library, it had never been made public. A series of enchantments for sale.

  Fairy King of Duel series.

   This is a series of spells inspired by her years of magic net duel experience.

  Although there are not many of them, all of them are her trump card in the magic net duel arena.

  As for why this series is not sold externally?

   Tsk, she relied on this exclusive secret method to fight in the magic net duel. If she sells it, isn't that a self-explosive weakness?

   If she really wants to sell it, she will have to wait until she researches the 2.0 version of the King of Duel.

"Hey, I just want to be a scientific research witch with peace of mind. These spells of fighting and killing are really hurtful, but there is no other way. For the sake of assessment and rank points, today I, the magic net duel king philosophy monster ♂Spirit is about to come back out of the rivers and lakes."

  Dorothy sighed, thinking to herself that she might lose a layer of vest today.

  ...The crumb witch is feeling emotional...

3600 words, this is really not short, woo woo woo, not only Shen He is a zombie, but my mandrill is also a zombie. Today, Qi Qi never directly got a life. The children are stupid, and I really have no money now. .

  (end of this chapter)