How to Thrive in the ’60s

Seeing that the old man and Yun Erchuan really didn't like the name Heipi, the old lady took a look at the shoehorn face looming on the hairy boy, took a deep breath, stroked her chest, turned her face away in disgust and said:

"If you don't call him Hei Pi, then don't call him Hei Pi. If you have such a long face, let's call him Er Donkey!" Didn't everyone say that the donkey has a long face?

The old man: "..." It's not as good as Heipi.

Yun Erchuan: "..." Is that Er Donkey a person's name?

Seeing that the faces of the two were ugly again, the old lady got angry, slapped her thigh and scolded, "Hei Pi is not satisfied, and Er Donkey is not satisfied, what do you want to call? Can you let this ugly child be called Black Donkey!?"

The father and son immediately shrank their necks and stopped talking.

Going on, I guess the old lady can come up with even uglier names.

"It has a donkey's face, and it's as black as coal lumps. I think it would be appropriate to call it a black donkey." The old lady got off the kang angrily, and walked out with her little feet, "I'll go get the embolism back. .”

Too hot eyes, go wash your eyes!

As soon as Yunshang entered the village, she quickened her pace, and when she saw the chaimen of Lao Yun's house, her feet seemed to be equipped with hot wheels. Aside from Gu Shinian and Bai Qingjie, she ran to the house, shouting, "" Milk! Milk! I'm back!"

The old lady thought she was hallucinating, she stood at the threshold, and looked back at the old man who got up unconsciously, "Old, old man, why did I hear our daughter-in-law call me..."

"Why do I sound like Changnan's voice?"

The tobacco bag in the old man's hand finally fell off, he rubbed his ears vigorously, and muttered bitterly, "Why did you just hear me call you?" He didn't even call me.

While speaking, Yun Chang had already run into the gate of the courtyard, saw the old lady with one foot outside the threshold of the main room and one foot inside the threshold, turned her head to look into the room, and couldn't help but shouted to the old lady: "Grandma! "

The old lady trembled, turned her head, saw that it was really Yunshang who came back, and almost fell on the threshold in a hurry.

"Ouch! My dear girl! Come on, old man, come and see! It's our Chang-nai who is back!"

The old man's lips trembled, he even forgot to pick up the tobacco bag, he pushed away Yun Erchuan who hadn't reacted yet, and ran out quickly.

Yun Chang ran over in a few steps,

He hugged the old lady's waist and didn't let go, but the ball she threw out unintentionally made all the hair on his body explode in fright, and his four claws were tightly hooked on Yunshang's hem.

"Grandma, grandma, I miss you and my grandfather! Do you miss me? Why don't you call me..."

"Think about it, grandma also misses me as a good girl." Especially when I see the black donkey, I miss you the most.

The old lady was so happy that her eyes closed together, she hugged Yun Chang for a long time, until Gu Shinian and Bai Qingjie also entered the door, the old lady pushed away the hand of the old man rubbing Yun Chang's head, and beckoned them to come in quickly Room.

It was the hottest time of the year at this moment, and the few people were running all the way, not to mention their disgraced bodies, and their throats were about to smoke.

After Yun Erchuan poured refreshing well water on them, Yun Chang washed his face comfortably, and poured another large bowl of cool water in one breath, then climbed onto the kang to see the new addition to the old Yun's family. little grandson.

The first time she saw Mao Zi clearly, Yun Chang was almost stunned.

What is this dark mass?

Yun Chang blinked vigorously, then raised her arms and rubbed her eyes unwillingly. After realizing that she was right, she covered her eyes, turned around and stuck her little head into the old lady's arms, unable to get up:

"Grandma! Grandma! Second brother! Second brother! I, my second uncle gave birth to a piece of black mahjong!" Woohoo, I dare not look! Too spicy for the eyes!

Old lady: "..." What is mahjong?

Gu Shinian: "..." What kind of adjective is black mahjong?

Yun Erchuan, who was lying on the gun again: "..." Baby, because of you, your father will never be able to lift his head in front of people in his entire life.

Bai Qingjie was amused by Yun Shang's exaggerated performance, and unbelievingly leaned over to the edge of the Kang to have a look, the expression on his face also froze.

This child is really... ugly, fresh and refined.

Logically speaking, Xiaoyue's baby's face is round and tender, but Lao Yun's baby is different from other babies.

For a baby who is not yet full moon, the skeleton of the face has been revealed, with a long face, square cheeks, wider than the forehead, and the whole face is like a white board in a mahjong tile.

It doesn't matter if the face is not good-looking, the key is that the baby's facial features are also ugly. The eyes are so small that they almost form a straight line, and you can't find the eyeballs when you open your eyes. The big and thick mouth hangs on the face incongruously, occupying a place.

Most importantly, this baby is too dark.

Just like those men in the village who have been doing farm work for decades, their skin is dark bronze, lying there motionless, they are like a shrunken old man.

Bai Qingjie looked at the children on the kang, and then at Yun Erchuan who was sitting on the stool with a flushed face, and muttered to himself:

The baby's father looks okay, this baby is so ugly, so what the hell is so ugly?

Gu Shinian also leaned over to take a look, and pulled Yun Shang out of the old lady's arms with a smile, "A Chang, my brother is still young, and he will look better when he grows up."

Yun Shang: "..." Are you really fooling me by treating me like a three-year-old?

Yunshang rolled Gu Shinian's eyes, hugged Qiuqiu tightly, and asked curiously, "Grandma, what's the name of our little black baby?"

"It's called Hei..." The word 'donkey' came to her throat, and the old lady swallowed it back abruptly. Looking at Shang Yunshang's curious eyes, the old lady said wittily, "It's called Xiao Heiwa."

The old man and Yun Erchuan both heaved a sigh of relief.

Xiao Hei Wa is just Xiao Hei Wa, no matter how ugly it sounds, it is better than Hei Pi, Er Donkey, Hei Donkey, at least it looks like a personal name.

Yun Shang didn't know that the name she made up casually became the name of her little cousin. She looked around the room, and then asked the old lady, "Grandma, where is Shuanzi? Why haven't you seen Shuanzi?"

"Let's play outside. Erchuan, go, go out and find Shuan Zi."

The old lady got off the kang as she spoke, and made food for several people. The old man also took a broom and took Gu Shinian and Bai Qingjie to Qiancun to clean the house and clean up the place for the three of them to live at night.

Yunshang hugged Qiuqiu, as if she was hanging on the old lady, and kept circling around the old lady, "Grandma, my mother brought milk powder for Xiao Heiwa, and malted milk for Shuanzi..."

"Oh, baby girl, Li Hongmei can breastfeed, why do you let Chief Lin spend so much money? That milk powder is so expensive..."

"Grandma, my mother brought you and my grandfather new clothes, new fabrics, it's cool to wear on hot days!"

"Grandma is getting old, why don't you wear new clothes and spoil good things..."

The old lady babbled a few words, and seeing that there was no one at home, she finally couldn't help but hold Yun Shang and asked her about her situation in Bai's house.