Hunter x Hunter: The Ubiquitous Dragon Life

Chapter 337: The second world of the entertainment industry is really wonderful variety show (botto

"The world is really wonderful, the customs are very different, and the rare birds and beasts have a lot of insight. Welcome to this episode of the world is really wonderful variety show..."

With the host's exciting opening remarks, the fourteenth episode of the World Really Wonderful Variety Show began.

Needless to say, the loyal viewers who are guarding the TV, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room on the Internet is also rising at an extremely terrifying speed, and countless barrages have popped up.

"La la la, the screen debut of Goddess Hatsune is finally here, so excited, Goddess Wuli must also dominate the audience today, mortals, all kneel at the feet of my goddess, trembling and worship (≧▽≦)/ "

"Emmmm, there is one thing to say, although I am also a fan of Hatsune Goddess, but this competition is not about aura, but knowledge and extensive knowledge. Goddess Hatsune is young and young, I don't think she will be too much in this regard. A big advantage~"

"Fake fans away! Goddess Hatsune is omnipotent, and such a noble and awe-inspiring goddess must also be a scholar! Don't use your narrow thinking to measure Goddess Hatsune!"

"I'm looking forward to it, I'm looking forward to it. Why don't you give the camera to my goddess Hatsune? I just watched this show for her. Who are the others? Hurry up and skip it! I can't wait~"

"Where are the weird fans! The wide screen can't hold your big faces, right? We worship at the feet of your goddess. We Hailiana are the real goddesses. The little girl who is still young can be worthy of this word!"

"Freia, Freya is great! What Hatsune, it's just a hype!"

"It's so annoying, can Hatsune's fans be quiet, it's just a singer who suddenly became popular, or should he be so grandiose, with so many big stars present, are other fans dead? Our Royal Highness Prince Andrew is the most handsome! "

The show has not finished introducing the stars, and the barrage has already been torn up. Other stars also bring their own countless die-hard fans. Later, the fans who were particularly obsessed with girls and even brain-dead fans were immediately besieged by the crowd.

"Hmph, ignorant assholes, what do you know! Our goddess Hatsune is the best, let's fight!"

Before a new round of ripping off, the camera finally turned to Hatsune Miku.

Hatsune has a pair of ponytails, long soft blue hair scattered over her shoulders, and a black and blue cheongsam-style short skirt, which outlines her slender and slender figure, but the girl does not feel weak, and the sitting posture is casual, obviously not enough. Being upright and not ladylike, but unprovoked gives a sense of dangerous laziness like a tiger resting. Holding a black folding fan in one hand, he casually taps the palm of his left hand, and there is an indifferent and elegant smile on the corner of his lips, but he does not smile to his heart. , but such a Hatsune, on the contrary, suddenly makes people feel that there is an extra domineering sense of scheming and controlling everything.

"Ah~~~~~~ Goddess Hatsune is out! Come out! Today is also beautiful (≧≦), call for the goddess, and support the goddess ╰(*°▽°*)╯"

"Huh? Is Hatsune Goddess changing her style today? It looks like she doesn't have the kind of aloof and awe-inspiring goddess that overwhelms the audience. However, this kind of calm, calm, intellectual and elegant yet extremely domineering temperament is also very charming. That’s it (﹃)”

"Our goddess is the ever-changing goddess, don't forget the coquettish and merciless goddess, today, is this a school tyrant line that is specially chosen to suit this occasion? The appearance of holding a fan, I don't know why, I just thought of the sentence that describes the wise man, the feather fan and the turban, when talking and laughing, the ashes will be wiped out~”

"Really, I also feel the same way. Sure enough, our goddess is a real scholar and full of confidence~ I hope the goddess will shine and call↖(^ω^)↗ for our goddess."

"No matter what kind of Hatsune Goddess I love, but today's body is really cute, the goddess is very suitable for cheongsam style, looking at the pure beauty and intellectual, so beautiful, lick the screen, I want to lick the screen n(*≧ ▽≦*)n”

After the barrage was divided, but he was well adapted and accepted Hatsune Miku, who seemed to have a slightly different temperament, several men on Anxicheng and the airship that beat the enemy Hakka frowned in confusion at the same time.

"what?"

Jin sat cross-legged, scratched his head, looked left and right, and felt that this was not celluloid, but had a sense of sight of Chrollo. After watching it for a while, he became more convinced that this was Chrollo.

What's going on here? Let Chrollo replace Celluloid? Jin really wanted to call Cellulu now, but was afraid that it would ruin their plan, so he could only restrain the doubts and worries in his heart and continued to read.

"Hmm~ Illumi, don't tell me..." On the airship beating the enemy passenger, Hisoka shook the glass and asked with a strange expression on his face.

"Well, it's not Celluloid, it's... Chrollo?"

Illumi didn't have the kind of dedication that Hisoka had towards Chrollo. Although it was the first time he saw that it wasn't Celluloid on the screen, but after recognizing it for a while, he felt that it might be Chrollo's disguise.

"Brother, what are you talking about?" Qi Ya couldn't understand, his face was full of question marks, and Kurt didn't understand either, so he looked over in confusion.

"Nothing." Illumi dismissed.

The two kittens didn't get the answer, so they just ignored it, and continued to watch it with relish. As for the eldest brother and Hisoka, who looked a little tangled and seemed to be wondering something, he didn't care about it. It's adults' business, just don't interfere with the children. .

Anxicheng Laboratory, Pariston's office, Pariston was watching the show with a smile, but the moment when Yuan Yin Miku appeared, his face changed and he stood up almost immediately.

Disappeared, the sacred temperament that made him infatuated completely disappeared, and now the Hatsune in the camera, no longer has the wonderful charm that makes him almost unable to control the surging destructive desire and love.

What exactly is going on?

Pariston's face changed unpredictably for a while before he sat down again. Then, he carefully looked at Hatsune's every move on the screen. After a moment, Pariston came to the conclusion that this was not the girl he had always known. , but someone else dressed up, because many of the body language and detailed movements are completely different.

This is a person who is far more powerful, confident, and more open-minded than Miss Cellulu. Is it some kind of wonderful ability to read? Pariston found the reason and relaxed, but he was not in the mood to watch a fake performance. He turned off the live broadcast, and before starting his work, he also ordered his subordinates to check today's episode of Li Dai Tao Zong. What is the secret behind the drama?

In the program, the first short short film has been released. It describes a primitive tribe in an unknown place. The folk customs are rough and savage. The men and women are decorated with strange, wild and colorful, and it feels very strange and terrifying. Leather-like carved ornaments, the film raises the first question after a glimpse of some of the tribe's folk customs.

Q: What ethnicity is in the film?

It started as a simple multiple-choice question, so four answers appeared on the screen.

A, Canaanite B, Spock C, Chija D, Uznan.

The barrage began to speculate in an instant.

"I'm confused, I've never seen this nation before, do you know? What the **** are those four nations?"

"Hey hey... I immediately searched the Internet, but I didn't find anything ╮(╯_╰)╭"

"Then you say that these are useless!"

"With so many people, doesn't anyone know about it?"

"According to my consistent experience of taking exam questions, I guess the answer must be between the Canaanite and the Qijia.

"Well said, I think so too, hurry up, publish the answer quickly, I want to verify whether this guess is correct~"

Netizens have speculated a lot, and the guests have already made their choices. Three people chose the Canaan family, four people chose the Qijia family, and only Hatsune chose the Spock family.

Comparing this too concentrated choice with Hatsune Chen 丨 Duxiu's choice, the answer has not yet been announced, and various prophecies have appeared on the Internet.

"Look, everyone also thinks that the answer is between Canaan and Qijia. Sure enough, the eyes of the crowd are sharp!"

"Oh my god, it's too unified. Why did Goddess Hatsune choose this answer? She must have guessed wrong!"

"Don't be square, believe in Goddess Hatsune, and know that the truth is always in the hands of a few!"

Before the sound of cheering for Hatsune could be ridiculed, the correct answer came out, it was the Spocks.

"Hahahaha, I knew, you and other mortals, hurry up and bow down at the feet of my goddess Hatsune! Hitting your hips and laughing smugly~~~"

"The absolute force is blind!"

"I also think it's Mongolian, it's just good luck..."

"You are just jealous of my goddess's knowledge!"

"Meng or not, just listen to the answer, what are you arguing about!"

There was a lot of ripping on the Internet, and the host, Hailiana, and James in the audience were also full of stunned faces.

For this first question, the host and James both know that no one has the correct answer on their script, and they cannot guess the correct answer through the following questions. Therefore, this question is purely up to everyone to confuse, as to whether it will be If someone answers correctly, it is completely up to fate, and the test is the on-the-spot performance of everyone participating in the program.

It's really good luck that Hatsune was really deceived, James and Heliana secretly felt that Hatsune was shit.

After the host was surprised, he immediately smiled in surprise.

"Congratulations Miss Hatsune Miku, you are the only one who answered correctly, can you tell us the basis for your choice of this answer?"

The cameraman quickly focused the camera on Hatsune's face.

The host and cameraman were both instructed a few minutes before the official broadcast, and asked them to pay attention to Hatsune Miku as much as possible. Although they don't know why the producer made this arrangement, several of them also knew that this was probably not a good idea. After all, it was a temporary change. The script, plus Hatsune hadn't come to the rehearsal in the morning, always made a few people feel that there was something going on inside.

But as a subordinate, you can only obey orders, and now, only Hatsune is the only one who answers correctly, so if there are no traps or conspiracies, she must be asked.

Hailiana's face was indifferent, with one hand on her cheek and a nonchalant expression, she turned her head to listen to what Hatsune said, but James still had a smile on his face, luck could not last forever.

Freya secretly glanced at Hatsune Miku with a little trepidation, but the basis of 'guessing' is not a shameful answer, so she thinks that maybe she doesn't need to worry so much.

The girl in the shot, in the eyes of the audience, just smiled lightly, opened her lips, and articulated her words clearly and methodically.

"The tribe filmed in this short film comes from the Unabi Tribal Alliance, a landlocked country in Leicester. Unabi is a multi-ethnic and multi-religious country. It has been closed to the country since two hundred and sixteen years ago, except for some diplomatic personnel at the border. And the foreign liaison office, non-nationals are not allowed to enter the country's borders, otherwise any consequences will be at their own risk.

There are 4,076 ethnic groups in the country, with the Tribal Chiefs Conference as the highest decision-making body. The ethnic group in the video is the Spock clan, ranking 463 out of the 476 ethnic groups. Thousands of people up and down, bordering the Qijia tribe, and the Canaan tribe is a feud. The three clan emblems are bloodthirsty trees, but Qijia advocates the golden thread centipede, supplemented by the crown, and Canaan worships the green crowned king snake , Spock is supplemented by goshawks, which distinguishes it. In addition, forty or fifty years ago, the Spocks annexed the Uznan people who also worshiped goshawks, assimilated their population and culture, and kept the Uzis. The weeping blood tree, the clan emblem of the Nan clan, is added to the crown. The weeping blood tree and the original bloodthirsty tree of the Spock clan are intertwined to form a new crown logo, but the bloodthirsty tree is still main body······"

With Hatsune's shell on, Chrollo talked eloquently, as if she had seen it with her own eyes, and at the same time did not forget to cite others. That attitude, where does it look like she was on a variety show, saying that she was teaching an open class in a university. okay.

Hailiana looked sideways frequently, her beautiful eyes were wide open, full of surprise, Freya looked excited and admiring, James was stunned for a moment, but his face darkened, he suddenly felt that today's calculation might be in vain .

As for the host on stage, she was almost dumbfounded. She kept looking down at the cheat sheet, and looked up at Hatsune in a weird way, mmp! The correct answer is not as detailed as she explained!

But this is just the beginning, and the next question after another, Hatsune Miku still maintains the attitude of an expert and professor to crush all the way, and the audience can only hear her gushing explanations.

Online reviews have already exploded.

"Study God is above, let me worship!"

"Uuuu, she really is the omnipotent goddess Hatsune, she's so powerful, I adore it so much, I want to be your little fan girl until the end of the world~~~~"

"Did you say Meng was beaten in the face? Hahaha, my goddess Hatsune has always been a good face, and I once again put my hands on my hips and laughed wildly~~~~"

"I got it, I really got it. It's too good. Sure enough, there is no hunter who can underestimate it. I have lost completely by looking at people. Hatsune God Sect also adds me~"

Of course, there are still voices of doubt.

"Seriously, this kind of show has a script, so even if you get it right, it doesn't necessarily mean how smart Hatsune is."

"Fuck off, since there's a script, why didn't everyone else get all the answers right? Black people aren't so black."

"No, I'm very scared when I think about it. Maybe Hatsune has the privilege to let the show team give her special treatment. Only she knows all the answers? Isn't she a hunter? The show team is trying to support her~"

"If that's the case, it would be disgusting. Privileges or something, it's just too bad. I really sympathize with the other celebrities who were stepped on by Hatsune."

"Can you not talk nonsense without any evidence! You all know that Hatsune is a hunter. Since she is a hunter, it is not inevitable that she is knowledgeable! Didn't you see the host's face? Obviously very surprised, what Hatsune answered. It's far more profound and detailed than the stars who answered correctly, right? The host hesitated several times, with an embarrassing expression of not knowing whether what Hatsune said was right or wrong.

"Indeed, I don't think this is rehearsed, it should be that Hatsune is really awesome."

On the Hakka airship beating the enemy, Qi Ya also smiled and gave a thumbs up.

"Oh~~~ Celluloid did a good job, I knew she was very knowledgeable."

Qi Ya has no doubts about this fake Celluloid at all, because Cellulo understands the nearly lost words that grandpa used to use, so Qi Ya has always thought that Celluloid is very knowledgeable. I have to say, this is also a beautiful misunderstanding.

Kurt nodded, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, the more advantages Celluloid showed, the less he resisted celluloid becoming his family, and he even hoped that Celluloid could join their family sooner.

Illumi and Hisoka got a little **** about this. Chrollo used Cellulo's appearance to give her a lot of face. The favor was really flying. It must be full of admiration and joy for Chrollo.

But the two of them could only hold their breath and watch Chrollo answer one question after another as if he was eating Chinese cabbage.

In that scene, it was like chopping melons and vegetables. The host tried to reluctantly pick up the topic at first, but she had no choice but to give up. This completely exceeded her knowledge reserve! She doesn't even know what to say, nonsense can only make her more idiot.

Therefore, the hard-working host entered the repeater mode, and began to repeat those few words in various admiration and admiration.

"Miss Hatsune is amazing."

"Miss Hatsune is right again."

"Thank you Miss Hatsune for the wonderful science."

"Miss Hatsune is really knowledgeable."

"Miss Hatsune really knows a lot."

"Miss Hatsune has a wide range of reading."

James couldn't stand it any longer, so he could only change his strategy and use the headset to signal the host to ignore Hatsune Miku and stop giving her the opportunity and camera to speak.

The host immediately followed suit. Yuan Yin Miku didn't exist. After all, other guests could answer some questions correctly with the help of the script.

However, this kind of intention was soon discovered by Krollo. You are not benevolent and I am unjust, not to mention Krollo didn't want to let go of this program group. He had already found a lot of incomprehension and fallacies in the previous questions. During the explanation, it was also clarified that since they were suppressing so clearly at this time, Chrollo simply pointed it out.

As a result, the audience can see that after each question is answered, before the host prepares the next short film or question, they can always hear a soft and ethereal but unquestionable retort on the screen.

"With all due respect, there are some fallacies here (I need to add) …"

The camera always has to delay for a second or two each time, as if reluctantly aiming at the talking Hatsune Miku, and then, Hatsune began to slowly science popularization with such a pious and serious expression of academic research, and every time she did not forget to come. one sentence.

"Sorry, my professionalism does not allow the audience to accept wrong ideas and spread the truth. In the end, the truth is distorted."

After the audience was stunned several times, they all felt something.

"Why do I feel that the show crew is very reluctant to give Hatsune Miku a shot? This is too ruthless to stand out from the crowd before. Did the show crew deliberately ignore Hatsune for balance?"

"It's a bit of a feeling, but isn't Hatsune very good at stealing the scene? But this is really a high-end way of stealing the scene. Although it makes people feel uncomfortable, there is nothing to say. After all, what he said is true."

"Fuck off, what is stealing the camera, is Hatsune interrupting someone else's speech or blocking someone else's camera? Isn't it always after everyone has finished speaking before refuting? The spicy chicken show team has a guilty conscience, so they dare not give us Hatsune Goddess It's just a lens!"

"That's right, Goddess Hatsune obviously couldn't stand the spread of wrong knowledge to the public, so she would stand up and correct it without hesitation? If it weren't for Goddess Hatsune, I wouldn't even know that there were so many mistakes in this show. Did the previous thirteen episodes also have them? A lot of mistakes? Sure enough, an entertainment program is just a fun show, and it really can’t be used as a channel for knowledge dissemination.”

"Isn't the gimmick of this show just to make people gain insight and knowledge? With so many mistakes, what insight and knowledge are there~"

"Uh~, why am I the only one who feels a kind of contempt from the King of Mysteries? Hatsune is definitely beating up all the scumbags~"

"My goddess Hatsune is domineering, and she looks down on all beings! That king's contemptuous eyes instantly hit my heart, ah, my legs can't close together o(≧v≦)o~~"

"The goddess is a scholar! Like Zan Zan, compare Xin Xin (艸'

At the scene, Cellulo looked at Chrollo with admiration and admiration like the mysterious brothers and sisters on the Internet. Although it wasn't that face, what she liked most was Chrollo's erudition and sagacity. The powerful and calmness of the ashes, this scene is simply a textbook-like classic face slap and coercion, and the people watching it get excited together.

Although Feitan and Xia Ke didn't notice that their appearance had changed at first, after all, both of them were familiar with the regiment leader and Cellulu, so they quickly discovered the truth, but at this time they looked at their own regiment leader's shell. On the face of celluloid, there was an expression of pride, joy and admiration, and her eyes seemed to be sparkling with suspicious star eyes. Painful and unstoppable sourness.

"Put that stupid expression on your face! That's not the case with the head of the regiment!" Feitan could only take advantage of the question, his face was stinky, and he said loudly.

The knight is naturally much gentler, and he is not stupid enough to scold Cellulo. He can only smear Chrollo's image in a tone that is good for her.

"Image, keep your image! The head of the regiment is very concerned about image, he wants face the most. Once everyone had a bad stomach, he was obviously very uncomfortable, but he had to pretend to be completely fine, and he was not particularly good at walking. He was slow, his face was calm, everyone thought he was fine, but when he saw the toilet, he ran faster than anyone else, and he became the first to rush into the toilet at the last moment. yes."

Celluloid suddenly went black, do you really want to keep your image as the leader? Then why are you still working so hard to demolish the stage of your regiment leader?

The knight snorted inwardly, not exposing the group leader's pretense and embarrassing things, Cellullu's brain-dead stance could not continue, and now it looks more normal.

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