I am in Konoha, this Naruto lies flat and I eat tiramisu

Naruto didn’t care if the Ninetails really understood or not, anyway, these were just his whim. It just so happened that I promised the Nine Tails last time, so I just took advantage of the fact that I was not busy.

With a snap of his fingers, Naruto’s consciousness disappeared from the sealed space.

It was getting dark, and the midsummer night was sweltering.

At the door of the convenience store, Naruto, who was crouching on the side of the road licking ice cream, saw a pair of men’s legs in his sight.

“What?”

“Abominable little ghost, called the Toad Immortal! And also……. Get out of the way. The

old man who called himself the Toad Immortal had unruly white hair, an iron brace with the word “oil” printed on his forehead, a fishing net training uniform with a brown lining, a red gown on the outside, and two vertical lines of red oil paint painted on the sides of his cheeks.

“Uncle, I’m still so old.” Naruto recognized Jiraiya, but did not have the slightest consciousness of moving his position,

he licked a mouthful of ice cream and glanced at Jiraiya obliquely.

“What a sad adult.”

“You guy, talk so rudely, be careful to get beaten, hateful!” Zi Lai also couldn’t bear it, the smile on his face was almost strained, and he rolled up his sleeves and said with a big threat.

“Na, I said uncle, you better be careful, I saw you using low-level means to peep at the female soup last time.” Naruto sucked on the ice cream, his smooth forehead showing, he was now used to not going out on a mission without wearing a brace.

Anyway, no one cares, you can play whatever you want.

“Low-level means?” Zi Lai also frowned, “You little devil knows something, I take the material.”

“You were slapped for pick-up, the idiot was chased eight streets after the girl, and…”

“You spy on me?” Jiraiya was surprised, “How do you know?”

“I have opened VIPs in all the hot spring baths in Konoha.”

“Damn, how can you little devil be so rich?” A trace of cold sweat oozed from his forehead, and he began to sense that something was wrong.

“If you have money, you can do whatever you want.” Saying that, Naruto also ate the ice cream clean, stood up with an ice cream stick, looked at Jiraiya and said, “Uncle, I think you should be a down-and-out writer, right?”

“Oh? How do you figure it out? Jiraiya was interested when he heard this, and a smile of anticipation bloomed on his face.

“It’s easy to recognize it, with a lewd appearance, lecherousness, suspicious behavior, and strange things like material coming out of his mouth. If not a writer, only perverts remain.

Listening to Naruto’s words that didn’t look like a compliment, the smile on Jiraiya’s face froze.

Naruto ignored Jiraiya’s expression and said to himself.

“But I estimate that uncle, even if you are a writer, you must be the kind of writer with 18 prohibitions, and there is nothing to do with it.”

“You little devil, don’t take people for your looks! The books I wrote are the bestsellers! Jiraiya couldn’t stand Naruto’s nonchalant tone, and some of the upper sides argued.

“The Book of Ancient Wonders? Uncle, have you seen Jin Ping Mei?

“What……. What Mei? Zi Lai was also slightly stunned, and hearing the title of this book gave him goosebumps.

Plum blossoms have a very different status in ninja cultural circles, and they are cooler flowers than cherry blossoms. Geisha wear plum blossoms in February, and girls in the Land of Fire say to their sweethearts that my heart is like plum blossoms, which is a confessional sentence like the beauty of the moon.

Such a pure and cold flower should have been stored in the most elegant container, and such a tacky container as the golden bottle was combined with Mei, giving people an unattainable but chaotic hazy feeling.

Just by reading the name, you can tell that this is a work of genius!

“Tell me, where can I buy that book?” Jiraiya grabbed Naruto’s hand and asked with a slight excitement.

“It was an ancient book that I found from the garbage dump, and I was lucky enough to see it as a fragment.” Naruto casually broke the popsicle stick, and told Jiraiya a story about Pan Jinlian.

Even though Naruto said it intermittently and the words were casual, he still easily substituted it. Good stories are not dimensional, and when you hear them, your eyes light up for a while, and then the story ends abruptly.

“Gone? You go on? “It’s also a bit of a breakdown.

“I forgot.” Naruto threw the popsicle stick folded in half into the trash, “And I’m going home.”

Jiraiya heard half of the story, and it was when the inspiration burst that Naruto would go like this, and quickly followed.

“How could you say that halfway through? Tell me what happened after knocking over the bamboo pole, right? It’s astringent to hear … Bah, it’s a story to listen to.

“I said to forget is to forget.” Naruto ignored Jiraiya and walked forward without looking back.

“You little ghost, why can’t you make sense!” Jiraiya grabbed his big hand forward, trying to grab Naruto.

Naruto, however, seemed to have eyes behind his back, and suddenly avoided Jiraiya’s grip sideways. Zi Laiye’s pupils dilated sharply, and the speed of his own shot should not be slow, and it was not something that a subordinate could dodge.

He grabbed it again with his backhand, and Naruto jumped straight away. After a few strokes,

he went directly up the tree with both feet, jumped on the roof, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Zi Lai also stood in place, the night breeze blowing through his wide robe, and he was stunned for a long time and then smiled. This child and his father are two extremes, and if the Watergate couple are still there, it should be a headache.

Stepping on the clogs, Jiraiya sighed and walked away in the other direction.

He didn’t want to come back this time, he didn’t match the ideas of the old guys in Konoha, and it was better to gather intelligence outside than to stay in this oppressive village.

……

Naruto did not go home after leaving, and after walking around the street, he went to the flower shop of the Yamanaka family.

He hadn’t seen Hinata this month, and the barbecue he had agreed upon was naturally far away. After a month of wandering the streets, Naruto has become a qualified street slipper. However, this boring life will soon be over, because tomorrow is the third session of the Chūnin exam.

Ino was bored looking at the store, and was about to close, but the wind chimes at the door rang.

“Welcome… Naruto? Ino blinked, “Why are you here?”

“Buy flowers.”

“Huh? Naruto, you actually buy flowers? Ino said this, but his body still stood up, “I’ll help you choose, who are you going to give it to?”

“Please don’t inquire about the privacy of guests, okay?” Naruto complained, “I want a white chrysanthemum, please help me put it up.”

“Huh?” Ino neatly wrapped the white chrysanthemum, looked up and asked, “Who are you going to sacrifice?”

“Ah, yes.” Naruto couldn’t say that it was prepared for the three generations for convenience.

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