I Became the Academy Time Stop Villain

90 – 91. The Dis Battle of the Gods

Even if it looks like an ordinary bush, it becomes a herb when her hands pass by.

Herb-gathering and mushroom-gathering missions.

It took about 3 hours from morning until now.

The remaining gathering mission is…

“Now, there is only one ‘mushroom’ left.”

“…..Hmmm…”

Only one

It was a good example to show that when a person is broken, there are times when efficiency rises conversely.

I even put the wrapping cloths Minerva gave me into my backpack in the subspace.

“The Obscene Clown Mushroom…I know how to collect it through the collection guide.”

“But it’s a problem because it grows differently from other things at random.”

Since it’s random, if you’re lucky, you can find it right under your feet, but if you’re unlucky, you might search all day and not find it.

The fortunate thing is that in the game, you can only know what kind of mushroom it is after digging it out, but now I can know what kind of mushroom it is even before I dig it with reality correction.

“Then let’s go east for me and west for you to look around. Whoever found it first will report it as a ‘bracelet’?”

“I will do my best.”

“It’s good to do your best, but if the collection order is wrong, you’ll be hooked at that moment?”

“There’s no way I could have made that kind of mistake.”

“Hmm…”

You

That’s a flag

More than that, as much as I could see the madness in Minerva’s eyes, I decided to believe it.

“To avoid battle as much as possible, you know?”

“I’ll start the search first.”

As if Minerva couldn’t even hear my voice anymore, she started walking down the forest path.

‘I’m a little nervous…’

As expected, I had to force myself to play the [Power Chord] Yesterday.

The stress reached a critical point and seemed on the verge of bursting.

“…I need to finish this soon.”

To tell you the truth, I am also limited in many ways.

I lightly slapped my cheek and refreshed my mind.

Anyway, it’s today.

If you work hard today, everything will be over.

“We must do our best until the end”

To be exact, it’s close to doing ‘the fastest’, but

I didn’t think about it anymore, I just looked at the mushrooms in the forest again and again until I saw a window that said ‘Mushrooms of Obscene Clowns’.

…

..

.

“I can’t see…”

Because it’s such a f*cked up random encount.

I looked around places where mushrooms would often be found, such as rotten tree stumps, humid shady areas, and riversides, but only miscellaneous mushrooms came out, and none of the mushrooms I was looking for came out.

‘I’m still picking these things up, but…’

Edible mushrooms along the way

When mushrooms that could be sold at a high price came out, they collected them.

Among them, there were some ridiculous things like ‘Truffle’, but it’s a game in the first place.

To seriously tackle the game’s setting was an idiot’s thing to do.

“Anyway, I never dreamed of seeing truffles——huh?”

A window floating in front of your eyes

[Emergency Mission]

[Gourmet for Hera]

-This is an urgent mission given by Hera.

-I want to be rewarded with cooking using ‘it’.

-Hey… If you have something good, it’s polite to give the mother a bite first.

1. The truth about cooking with truffles (0/1)

2. The higher the level of cooking, the stronger the reward

Reward: Contribution +10/ Hera’s Smile

“…Wow”

It seems Hera can’t stand truffles either.

Anyway, one curious thing was that even though it was an emergency mission, there was no penalty in case of failure.

At that point, I tilted my head and looked at the message window that popped up again.

[‘The Oracle’ has arrived]

[Jusin─Hera: Isn’t it common sense to give a penalty to a mission given out of my whim?]

“Like… The one who learned!”

I pondered as I put the truffle in my backpack.

How on earth should I cook this to satisfy Hera-sama?

It would be reasonable to sprinkle truffle powder on fake black bean paste ramen at a restaurant nearby, but I wanted to go to a luxurious restaurant for Hera-sama.

“It’s a luxurious restaurant…”

Coming to think of it, there was a place like that for a date.

Then, after the mission is over, let’s go to a restaurant with Minerva or Maiden.

If you go there and give the chef a truffle and ask him to make a dish that goes well with it, he will definitely make it.

‘If you think about it, there’s no specific deadline?’

I don’t even feel like I’m being pushed too hard.

It seemed like it would be okay if I forgot later or otherwise.

“You are different from anyone living anywhere”

As I built up my faith in him in my heart, another message window popped up.

[Emergency Mission]

[Gourmet for Cronus]

-This is an urgent mission given by Kronos.

-I want to be rewarded with cooking using ‘it’.

-Don’t forget your true god

1. The truth about cooking with truffles (0/1)

2. The higher the level of cooking, the stronger the reward

Reward: Contribution +10/ Joy of Chronos

“…..Um”

I said slowly looking up at the sky.

“You know I’m very nauseous right now, right?”

[‘The Oracle’ has arrived]

[God – Cronus: Oh, don’t let me put you to the test anymore]

[God – Cronus: If you listen to her voice just once, I will give her twice as much grace]

Yes, no

Being tricked is also a day or two

Seeing that an oracle was given there, it was already the same as showing the bowl.

“Boss your business. I’ll take care of mine.”

[Jusin—Chronos: This,Ran…A cheeky bastard…]

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Kureung…

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Kurrureung…..!

A strange noise echoes in the sky

Despite the absence of black clouds, thunder and lightning, the roaring sound was enough to give me goosebumps.

‘No way… Will something happen’

No

No

Absolutely not.

Because——

[Jusin─Hera: Oh, are you angry? Seeing that you have a thick curse in your hand, you must be very angry?]

“Hey ugh…!

─That means Hera Maman will protect me.

I showed my gratitude to the sky above.

Soon, Hera’s small laughter passed by my ears, and a quarrel broke out between the two gods in front of me.

[Jusin—Chronos:…Don’t worry, it’s a problem between me and my child.]

[Jusin─Hera: Are you going to be a parent on the topic of being a parent who has been tortured? Please tell me after regaining the masculinity that disappeared after becoming a bubble]

[Jusin—Chronos: Yes, this girl…..!!]

‘Ah, that’s good’

This is why self-employment is not a monopoly system, but a competition system.

Even one of them was on the verge of closure, and it was a place that I wanted to close down, but it was much better to eat and live than when one place monopolized it.

“Eh, let’s do something soon”

I dusted off my seat and got up to search for mushrooms.

So…

“Shiitake mushrooms, even matsutake mushrooms?”

I only picked a lot of very expensive mushrooms.

This is worth it even if you can’t collect the Obscene Clown Mushroom right away

Of course, some of them should be presented to Hera-sama, but the quality and quantity were well worth it.

“All of this is thanks to Hera-sama’s grace…!”

Pray with your hands together.

Dabong Hera, thank you!

[God—Chronos: Do not attribute your individual abilities to the gods. It’s funny how he’s arrogant about the subject of a year with little strength]

[Jusin─Hera: You still don’t know? That’s what ‘faith’ is. Oops, if you think about it, you wouldn’t know? Even being abandoned by the few believers…]

[God – Chronos: …..Chrono. My child I am always waiting for you.]

[Jusin─Hera: Ignore them when they are going out well, or ask for a hand when they fall off and tremble. If there is a class even for the ugly, Cronus, you must have reached the level of a god.]

[Jusin—Chronos: Come on, let’s see the end with me today!]

[Jusin─Hera: Yeah~ You can’t come to where I am, right? You don’t even know where I am You don’t know the address of the temple? Can’t you hit? Are you angry? But can’t you?]

“Hmm…???”

The conversation gets weirder the further you go

I turned off the screen as soon as I saw this part because I thought it would only pollute my head.

“Anyway, I have to come out soon…”

After walking for about 4 more hours now

If I don’t find it soon, I might have to spend another day here.

To be honest, I don’t have a problem right now——if I told Minerva, wouldn’t it cause a breakdown of reason on the spot?

It may show a rare scene where the mental is broken without actually entering the dungeon.

“I need to find it quickly…I have to come out…”

An hour longer to look around the floor and find mushrooms.

Soon, another status window appeared before my eyes.

[Emergency Mission]

[Rescue Athena’s Apostle]

-This is an urgent mission given by Athena.

-A mistake made while harvesting lewd clown mushrooms. This can lead to bad things happening.

-Better than the devil of the abyss, but to lose her virginity in this way is too harsh.

1. Rescue Athena’s Apostle (0/1)

Reward: Contribution +10/ Maintain Athena’s Apostolic Maiden

If you fail: NTR rank increases by 1

“Uh…”

That

What is it?

“Flag Real”

This isn’t why you should keep watching your mouth while you’re alive.

As an aside

“This is… The lewd Clown Mushroom…?”

After a long search, Minerva faced the lewd Clown Mushroom

I recalled that if I hurriedly collected mushrooms and suddenly came into contact with the mushroom spores, I would fall into an ‘obscene state’ at that moment.

“That’s why we need to follow the procedure…”

…What should I do?

It’s too troublesome. So sleepy

She wouldn’t normally do it, but Minerva’s mentality started to shake after a long mission.

“For now… Just cover your nose and mouth, it’ll be fine…”

It’s not the right procedure, but it’s a problem caused by spores entering the bronchi in the first place.

Conversely, if you protect only your trachea, that means you won’t be poisoned by spores.

Minerva took a spare suit from her backpack, put it over her mouth and nose, and collected the Obscene Clown Mushroom.

─Pusheee!!

“…Hmm. That’s fine.”

The harvest itself was successful.

As much as she covered her mouth and nose with a cloth, she blocked out some of the spores.

“Hmm…Hmmm…Hmmm…”

As much as she blocked it to some extent

“……Hmm?”

Only a certain amount went into the bronchus.

Now, it all started with a minor inattention.