I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 115 114. Tired subjectivity and objectivity

The so-called etiquette is to avoid guests. When someone calls out words such as "Hello, waiter", they must look back at the source of the sound to confirm whether they are calling themselves.

...

After the simple training, Lin Li knew what was going on.

"The singing location is in the corner, because your pet's situation is special, when you sing, there will be electromagnetic light curtains coming down from three sides.

If you need an extra musical instrument, you can ask the waiter to help. We have machines. "

The service manager on the third floor pointed to the small table in the corner, on which there were many leftover musical instruments, and said.

"OK."

"If no one orders songs or requests, the three of you usually take turns. If there are, pay attention to the message on the ID card, or I will come to you in person."

"OK."

Naturally, it was impossible for the restaurant to have no resident singers before Lin Li came. In fact, there were already two serving on the third floor, and it was said that they were even well-known singers in Dawn City.

So the two of them naturally didn't have a good attitude towards Lin Li, a new job grabber.

"Hua Chengyu? No malice, why didn't you turn into ashes? Is this your cat who can play musical instruments? No malice, just wondering if there is a dwarf hidden in it?"

This was the first sentence that one of them said 'no malice' to himself after the three met.

Lin Li grabbed Tom, who was about to go up and kick that man's ass, and sat lazily on his seat. He just waved his hand like a fly beside him, and didn't bother to pay attention to these two people.

I am here to make money, so there is no need to make trouble out of nothing.

What's more, the scolding is turning into ashes, what does Lin Li have to do with me?

Punching the cotton was actually the most irritating thing. After realizing that Lin Li hadn't paid any attention to him, the two permanent residents left together with bad looks on their faces.

Tom gritted his teeth.

Jerry got out from the neckline, holding the banana peel that suddenly appeared in his hand, and Jerry glanced at Lin Li, as if waiting for his permission.

"It's none of my business if you take out the trash." Lin Li said righteously.

then.

"call out--"

In a beautiful arc, the banana peel fell in front of the person who had just turned into ashes and Tom.

"Ahhhh—"

In the next second, the singer precisely stepped on the banana peel.

Good news: He didn't fall, and he was able to try banana peel roller skating for free.

Bad news: He can't even skate in a normal roller derby.

"Boom!"

After a slide, the singer crashed straight into the wall.

If he hadn't covered his face with his hands, he might have been disfigured or even fainted.

"Who the hell did you throw away the banana peel!" After discovering the culprit, the singer yelled.

Looking back, Lin Li was stroking Tom's head tenderly, and Tom was also rubbing Lin Li's hand hard.

The picture is very warm, the Lord is kind and filial, it is absolutely impossible for them to do it.

"Damn, bad luck! If I find him..." He left here cursing.

There were only people, cats and mice left in the room. Jerry poked his head out again and extended his hand to Tom, and Tom gave him a high-five in satisfaction.

"There is no surveillance in this room, so there is no problem for you to do so. But if there is surveillance next time, remember to do it in a concealed manner, otherwise I will be caught, and it will be very difficult for me to end."

Lin Li taught seriously.

"clear!"

"Also, if it's not necessary, don't kill anyone. The two of you have the characteristic of immortality, and your body can recover if you cut it open. Others can't. Be careful when you play."

"knew!"

"Also, Jerry, I'm really sorry today. There is no way for you to appear on stage in person. You can only hide in my clothes and sing."

"It's okay, Lin Li."

——

Soon, it was five o'clock.

The voices of the employees outside gradually became the sound of cup walls colliding.

As a rookie, Lin Li was naturally the third to play in the round.

"Mother, this man came on stage with a cat and was wearing a tuxedo."

"Huh? Where?"

"It's on stage!"

Lin Li, who just came on stage, was discovered by a little boy who had no intention of eating before he started playing.

His crisp voice rang on the third floor, which was not too noisy, and almost everyone heard it.

So everyone turned their attention to Lin Li and Tom behind the light curtain.

As Wang Ci expected, except for the unscrupulous children, most people's first reaction was to frown when they saw Tom who was concentrating on playing the instrument.

Someone even called the waiter directly to ask what the situation was.

But all the noise and discussion disappeared the moment Tom blew the trumpet.

Lin Li raised the microphone in front of him and covered the receiver with his hand.

It seems to enhance the microphone's reception, but in fact it is to completely cover the line of sight so that Jerry can play better.

When Jerry's voice echoed with Tom's accompaniment, almost everyone stopped eating, but looked at the corner curiously.

The performance combination of cats and humans is surprisingly good, and the repertoire has not been heard before, which is too surprising.

The male guests and the children looked at Tom very curiously.

The female guests looked at Lin Li and were also very curious - Lin Li's skin is very good in terms of human aesthetics.

It's just that Lin Li has forgotten about being belittled every day in the dungeon.

Lin Li was actually the most idle one on the stage. He was sizing up the guests below the stage at the moment.

Lin Li didn't see any physical changes in these guests.

Lin Li was a little puzzled. With the potion to stimulate their awakening, these 'superior people' in Dawn City must have the capital to stimulate their own awakening.

Could it be that the little dragon-like mutation that I saw at the gate of the city hall before is very rare?

A young man was shaking his head to the rhythm of the music, very focused and enjoying himself, and happened to meet Lin Li's gaze.

So he raised the wine glass in his hand and toasted Lin Li from a distance.

Lin Li nodded politely in response.

But I also realized that such unscrupulous observation of customers may cause resentment, so I stopped looking at customers.

...

At the end of the song, Lin Li led Tom and bowed forward.

The applause from the audience said it all.

Lin Li was about to return to the inner room through the back door when the ID card in his hand vibrated.

"One more song, any song."

"During the concert, 450 tips have been collected so far."

"Twenty-eight cents blood loss." Lin Li complained, and then looked at Tom, "Is it okay, Tom?"

"no problem!"

——

inner room.

They sang a full seven songs in a row before they got off the stage.

In fact, some people continued to order, but neither Tom nor Jerry could stand it.

Lin Li was pouring water into his 'throat', and Jerry's throat was already smoking—it was real black smoke.

As for Tom, he was worse.

Too much, too persistent.

Has been broken by the instrument.

At this moment, Tom was sticking out his tongue like a dog, his hair became wet, big drops of sweat oozed from his forehead, his tuxedo was wrinkled, and he collapsed beside him.

"Thank you for your hard work. I'll treat you to a big meal tonight." Lin Li comforted with a smile.

"Tom and Jerry's fatigue value is determined by both objective factors and their subjective factors."

This is what's on the pictorial.

Now it is obviously caused by objective circumstances.

Judging from this kind of income, the protection fee can be easily collected, and the balance of several months can even be accumulated in a few days.

The future is promising.

"Hua Chengyu." The service manager appeared at the door and called Lin Li's name.

"Singing again? We just came down, my cat and I can't take it anymore, we need to rest for a while."

"No, a table of guests invited you and Mozart to their table to have a chat." The service manager said with a smile.

"No."

Lin Li refused very simply.

"Why... why?" The service manager was puzzled.

"It's such a manager. My cat and I are applying for resident singers. Such services as accompanying drinks and chatting are not within the scope of my services." Lin Li shrugged.

Lin Li was terrified at the thought of facing those greasy rich women.

"This kind of tip will definitely give a lot of tips, and the proceeds of subsequent wine orders will be shared with you."

The speed at which Lin Li got up and came to the door was so fast that the service manager was speechless.

"Which table, I'm here." Lin Li asked sincerely.

Lin Li was filled with joy at the thought of facing those white money.

"That... that table." The service manager didn't respond.

Following the direction of the manager, Lin Li saw the target.

Not a greasy rich woman, but a young woman with an aftertaste!

Lin Mengde's eyes narrowed.

Double happiness.

"Tom, come here."

Lin Li shouted to Tom who was still lying on the spot.

Tom raised his head wearily, and shook his head at Lin Li laboriously.

"I really can't do it."

"But there seems to be a cute little white cat at that table, are you sure you don't want to come?"

After Lin Li reconfirmed the information on that table, he turned his head while talking.

Tom, who was slumped in place, was gone.

The corner of his clothes was pulled, and Lin Li lowered his head.

I saw Tom, who had put on a brand new suit, still had a rose in his mouth, and was combing his hair with a comb.

Jerry, who was also dying, tried hard to get out of Lin Li's neckline after hearing the words.

"No little mother mouse, Jerry, you can rest in my pocket."

Lin Li understood Jerry's thoughts in seconds, poured cold water on him, and said in a low voice.

Sure enough, the small bump on his clothes no longer moved upwards, and returned to the inner pocket of the clothes.

Storing the comb behind his back, Tom looked up at Lin Li, showing a standard toothy smile.

"I'm ready, let's go."

Lin Li has a better understanding of the "subjective factors" in the description of Tom and Jerry's fatigue values ​​in the [Picture Book].

What a pervert, I pooh.

Lin Li looked down on people and cats who only had these things in their minds.

Lin Li straightened his clothes, adjusted his smile, and strode towards the young woman.

Yes, Lin Li also looked down on himself.

He must have been polluted by Tom himself.

The ability of the outrageous partner also has a real "fatigue value", which will be explained later.

Tom and Jerry don't have much fatigue - they get tired a lot.

Druby, that is, burning bait and bait boss, to be reasonable, according to the plot of the anime, he is really a dog with no fatigue value.

And the ability is also the most terrifying.

It is a dog that can draw a road, and a road will really appear, and it can pull the mainland with its bare hands and so on.

It's also possible to be permanently summoned, though with some restrictions.

At the beginning of one of the pages of this book, I actually summoned Druby.