I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 137: 136. Excalibur Distribution

[The protagonist's self-introduction was changed to "Zhenguoli", which slightly conforms to the naming standards of this world. It is harmless, as long as you know it. 】

There is no doubt that this world must have been tampered with in many places and is different from the memory, but I have not discovered it yet.

The look in their eyes, in retrospect, is not scary, but it is not the look that characters in this world should have when they see themselves.

I didn't mess with them myself.

In fact, at present, the understanding of these roles is not enough.

There are also those few mysterious and mysterious words that Feng Qingyang said.

For the time being, the first three sentences can be understood as being a variable in this world, and the most important thing is the last sentence.

What you see may not be true, but what you hear must not be true?

No, it has nothing to do with whether it is true or not, but whether it is what others want you to know.

"I said it, but I didn't say it completely." Lin Li sighed softly.

"Hurry up, Guoli, why are you walking slower than me?" Lu Xiaoguo turned around and urged.

Now the destination of the four is to go to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion.

"Oh, as a green leaf and a walk-on, I want you to go ahead." Lin Li responded with a smile, and immediately followed.

"It seems that you still have good eyesight. Not bad, I like you better." Pineapple Fuxue, who was walking in the front, turned back and stroked his purple slanted bangs, and said funny eyes.

"But Pineapple Chuuxue, you said you liked me today, why did you move on so quickly?" Lu Xiaoguo said suspiciously.

"Oh, Lu Xiaoguo, Pineapple Fuxue is talking about liking in an abstract sense, not the kind you think." Orange Liuxiang answered skillfully.

"Yes, yes, Lu Xiaoguo, if you give me money for nothing, I will immediately fall in love with you again." Pineapple Chuuxue nodded.

Lin Li recognized this very much. As someone who likes to play on the Internet, he knows that every Internet user has an abstract 'virtual mother'.

"Then I will continue to work hard." Lin Li nodded in response.

"Come on." Lu Xiaoguo nodded.

The harmonious conversation atmosphere came to an abrupt end.

The scene fell into silence for a while.

The vague feeling just now suddenly became clear in Lin Li's heart - here, he is indeed the slightly redundant one.

Lin Li thought about the solution and its relevance to the main task 1, and the four continued to walk.

Soon, the Sutra Pavilion arrived, and Feng Qingyang was already waiting inside.

"Abbot, you asked us to come here, what exactly do you want us to do?" Cheng Liuxiang, who was walking in the front, asked.

"The rogue-eyed troop will soon come to our Jelly Academy, and we don't have much time left.

Just now, Wuji and Master Hero, in order to win Teacher Yeyan's favor, took the initiative to attack the rogue troops. "

"Abbot, Wuji and Master Hero, possessing unique skills, how could they be their opponents with those little bastards?"

so fast.

Lin Li calculated the time it took for him to catch up with the protagonist group from Mad Qingyang's side, and then to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion. It took no more than ten minutes, and the two idiots had already made it.

Needless to say about the ending, Cheng Liuxiangli's FLAG must be broken, and naturally he lost and was captured.

"They are jealous and jealous, and they are not united. They will definitely lose at the hands of thieves." Feng Qingyang had expected this, shook his head, and said.

"Oops, the evil breath is spreading, Wuji and Hero must have died." Crazy Qingyang raised his eyes and said.

Lin Li turned his head, looking for a place in sight, only a clock.

Lin Li: "..."

Wouldn't Crazy Qingyang even count when they fail?

"The enemies we will face next are very powerful, so we must also have weapons to contend with them!"

"What weapon?"

"Ha-ha-ha-ha, do you want to have a sword that can eliminate demons and bandits?"

"think!"

Lin Li said loudly, who doesn't have a childhood dream?

When I was a child, I bought the surrounding swords, and in an empty room, I shouted "Guobao Mecha, return to my place" hot-blooded young man.

But it was too loud, and then everyone in the Scripture-Depository Pavilion looked at him.

Seems like things can't go any further.

"..."

"Suddenly I don't want to, you guys continue." Lin Li said awkwardly.

"Do you want to have a sword that can summon Guobao Mecha?" So Crazy Qingyang continued.

"Think!" Of course, it was the voice of the protagonist group.

"Do you want to have a sword that combines the Guobao mecha?"

"Think!" The momentum reached its climax.

"Then buy it with money." Feng Qingyang said disrespectfully.

Lin Li, who was fairly familiar with this episode, didn't talk anymore, he just listened carefully to the conversation of several people, trying to get useful information from it.

...

Lu Xiaoguo used three thousand taels of gold to buy the Sword of True Love, the God General Sword.

One of the characteristics of this sword is that it can exert great power when combined with the Xianyun Sword - the future Xianyun Sword will naturally be in Hua Ruyi's hands.

"No way, Lu Xiaoguo, you can afford such an expensive price?" Pineapple Fuxue was shocked.

"I can save a little pocket money for next month, and I'll be fine."

"As expected of you."

"It's just three thousand taels of gold, it's nothing to our Xiaoguo family!" Lu Xiaoguo stepped forward to swipe his card skillfully.

What a god, Xiaoguojia.

Although he didn't know who Lu Xiaoguo's father was, Lin Li was furious for him.

The surname Lu is gone, it's too filial.

Pineapple Fuxue bought the emperor's sword, Akasaka Sword.

He knew how to bargain, and Feng Qingyang offered the Chixiao Sword ten thousand taels of gold, but he cut it down to five taels of silver in a few words.

"This is the sword used by Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, to kill snakes. It is called the Chixiao Sword. It is the sword of the emperor, and it cannot be used by anyone who is not an emperor."

"Abbot, although I'm yellow, I'm not an emperor?" Pineapple Chuuxue immediately asked after hearing the words.

The ears automatically catch the keywords of Lin Li looking up: Huang? Where is the yellow? Read it for me?

It's color, it's dull.

"Because Liu Bang was the same as Pineapple Fuxue back then, a guy who was hopeless, impoverished, and greedy for sex and money."

Pineapple Fubuki: "..."

"Excuse me, abbot, you don't need to say this part."

"The original price of this sword was 10,000 taels of gold, but now that the disaster is imminent, I have no choice but to sell it with tears in my eyes. I will give you a 50% discount for 5,000 taels of gold."

"Wow? Five thousand taels?"

"Well, it's a good deal, right?"

"It's a good deal? It's like using a juicer to squeeze my blood!"

"How can you be so exaggerated, you look like an emperor at first glance, forget it, it's cheaper, four thousand taels of gold, is it okay?"

"Hey hey, abbot, you can't actually fool me. In fact, the A goods like yours can only be sold outside for a hundred taels at most."

"Only one hundred taels of gold?"

"No, it's one hundred taels of silver!"

"Your sword is rusted."

"Eh... it was passed down from the Han Dynasty, and it's normal to get rusty." Mad Qingyang made up a very 'reasonable' reason.

"A defective product like this kind of A product is only worth 20 taels of silver at most, and it is delivered to your door with free shipping. Now that the postage is saved, let it be 12 taels, right? Including the 50% off the sale you just made, that's 50 taels." two.

I calculated yesterday's computer tuition fee. You overcharged me by ten taels of silver, and now you owe me five taels of silver as payment with your sword. "

Pineapple Fubuki skillfully performed a set of combos, stepped forward and took away the Akasaka Sword.

Crazy Qingyang: "..."

It was as if Galen had lightened his feathers, making the madness clear and silent and breaking his defenses.

...

Lin Li looked at this scene with a smile, and shook his head. Crazy Qingyang was just greedy for money. Selling a sword for how much money is actually harmless at all.

This sword needs to kill a white snake before it can be sharpened and the mecha can be summoned.

"Abbot, they both got it, what about mine?" Cheng Liuxiang watched from the side, already very hungry.

"You, I plan to give you the holy sword!"

Under the anticipation of the protagonist group, Feng Qingyang took out the legendary sword of the holy way.

- A rusty kitchen knife.

"Isn't this... a kitchen knife?" Cheng Liuxiang looked at the sword in his hand and said.

"As I said before, you must not be fooled by the appearance of things. As the saying goes, flowers are not flowers, leaves are not leaves, knives are not knives, and swords are not swords."

"What's the meaning?"

"Like me, on the surface, I appear to be a very money-greedy old man, and my words are very philistine, but in fact I am very wise and foolish, and my words are perfect."

"Words of trash?" Pineapple Fuxue tearing things down?

Others expressed their disdain, but Lin Li listened very seriously.

"In short, the sword of Cheng Liuxiang needs to be consecrated with a spirit of justice and fearlessness before it can become the real sword of the holy way."

"Is that so?" Orange Liuxiang was lost in thought.

...

"Okay, the distribution of the swords is over, I hope you will not live up to the name of these fruit treasure swords!"

"Cough cough."

Lin Li coughed loudly at this moment, and everyone turned their attention to him.

"Abbot, look, I am now one of the Guobao swordsmen, do you have any extra swords? Kitchen knives are also fine." Lin Li·Fly Rubbing Hands·JPG.

"Eh... I don't have any extra swords here." Crazy Qingyang scratched his head and said.

"But I have a choice, do you want it, as a walk-on, you may have to help everyone carry luggage, if there is not enough space behind you, you can use this!

It can also be used as a stick, rounded up, it can be regarded as a sword! "

After thinking for a long time, Kuang Qingyang took out a stick and said.

Lin Li: "?"

Is there any indissoluble bond between myself and stick? I really think of myself as a sand monk.

However, there is an upper limit to the space behind Guobao villagers, and Lin Li keenly captured this information.

Of course he knew that Kuang Qingyang no longer had any extra swords, his purpose...

"Abbot, do you think... I can drive the Coconut Zun?"

Lin Li raised his eyebrows and said righteously.

It's a pity not to open a mecha now in "Guobao Special Attack".

By the way, enhance your sense of existence.

"Huh?" Crazy Qingyang's eyes narrowed, "How do you know I have Coconut Zun? I haven't used it for a long time."