I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 331. 330. The Battle Between Lin Li and Lin Yangyang

The amusement park fell silent.

Only Flamingo and Ah Bao, subconsciously murmured out of fear, gently echoed in their ears.

In front of Lin Li, the blood-stained hand was hanging there quietly, motionless, as if he would not stop until he shook hands.

"Yu Nian?!" Looking at the familiar voice and height of the person in front of her, it immediately aroused the memory of Nuan Yangyang, she broke the silence first, and shouted in surprise.

The other party squinted at Nuan Yangyang, without any waves in his eyes, and nodded with a smile: "It's me."

Lin Li took a deep breath, stared at the other party, did not respond to the other party's hand, and asked, "Stand-in?"

The person in front of him has his true face—that is, his appearance in the main world.

Lin Li did not lose his mind, nor was he in front of him an illusion, so the 'person' in front of him could only be his substitute who had lost control and was currently in an abnormal state.

Not surprisingly, there may still be a wound left by the electric burn on the chest?

"Let's talk about it. My name is Lin Li or Yu Nian. What a stand-in, how ugly." The stand-in said with a smile, his face was dotted with scarlet blood, and his bright smile seemed to hide a cold poisonous snake.

For Lin Li, this was a wonderful feeling.

"To be honest, Lin Yangyang, your face looks more and more handsome. The people chasing you in Yangcun are almost all in France?" The double looked at Lin Li's face, and commented incongruously.

"Thank you, I think so too. I also think your face is handsome." Lin Li first accepted the other party's compliment calmly, then made a stop gesture, and said, "But whether you are handsome or not is a matter of no further words. , let's put it aside for now, so what...you have your own consciousness?"

This is what Lin Li cares about now.

He remembered what Diversity said to him before he lost consciousness:

【We are still here to invite you to join us, but this "you" is you in the next second. 】

So Lin Li added, "What did the anomaly do to you?"

"Why do you care so much about him, God arranged the biggest thing." The stand-in just said.

This is the line in "A Chinese Journey to the West: The Great Sage Gets Married", and the stand-in deliberately imitated the tone, which made Lin Li frown even deeper.

"You are not an independent freshman consciousness, but you have my memory?" Lin Li asked tentatively.

"Don't talk nonsense," the stand-in quickly waved his hand, and responded in surprise: "I didn't know you had a system, let alone that this is a copy. I'm just an ordinary person passing by, and I don't know anything."

Lin Li's eyes were already narrowed into a slit - the other party really has his own memory, which is even more troublesome.

"I think...then you should be clear, I think it's time for you to enter the 10-day cooling-off period." Lin Li's voice began to tremble slightly.

"Of course, I understand Lin Yangyang's thoughts, but I don't think so." The stand-in shook his head, and said in an aggrieved tone: "Lin Yangyang, I've only lived a fake year, don't be so heartless."

The response to this was that the steel rod suddenly appeared in Lin Li's hands. He stepped on the ground with his left foot, and his body used his strength to rush towards the stand-in. On the way forward, the steel rod deformed more and more sharply.

"In the end, we didn't succeed in holding hands. If we were on the stage of "If You Are the One", we would have to play "Unfortunately It's Not You". It's really sad." Seeing Lin Li who was quickly approaching him, the stand-in sighed, with empty palms Holding it, a steel rod appeared in his hand.

Lin Li: "?"

"You ordinary person passing by, why don't you even copy the system?" Lin Li looked at the steel rod in bewilderment.

"What plagiarism? Scholars' business! It's a reference!" The stand-in skillfully pulled out a stick flower with a steel rod.

"Clang-!!!"

The two steel rods collided, but there was no intense friction to spark sparks, but a face-to-face effort. The steel rod in the double's hand had been cut into two pieces, and the cross-section was extremely neat.

"Damn it, it's also a steel rod. Why is there such a big gap? Am I sick? I have strengthened so many times on a single rod." The stand-in pulled out an angry face, and patted himself gently cheek, expressing remorse.

"Just tell me whether it's smooth or not." Looking at this picture, Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief, "It seems that the pirated version can't beat the genuine one after all."

The stand-in threw away the remaining half of the steel rod in his hand, sighed helplessly, waved his hands, and two pistols appeared in his hands.

It's a pistol with shrink potion inserted!

"Lin Yangyang, times have changed!" the stand-in yelled first, then raised his gun to shoot.

Lin Li plunged the steel rod into the ground, and in an instant the juice water curtain shot up in front of him, fully blocking the rays.

"Stand-in, times haven't changed." Lin Li's voice sounded from behind the stand--the moment the water curtain blocked his sight, Lin Li teleported to the back of the stand-in and launched an attack.

"No, it's changed!"

The double in front of Lin Li disappeared instantly, and the voice of the double came from behind him, and Lin Li himself felt the attack warning.

"No, it hasn't changed!" Lin Li, who realized that the double had also teleported behind him, immediately teleported behind the double.

"No, it's changed!" The substitute teleported.

"No, it hasn't changed!" Lin Li teleported.

...

The residents of Qingqing Grassland are a little confused at this moment.

The real culprit behind the murder of Huwei Taisui met Lin Yangyang out of nowhere, and the two began to fight.

But the process of fighting is really confusing.

First, two sticks crackled and hit, and then a very weird picture began:

Lin Yangyang teleported behind Yu Nian, and in the next second, Yu Nian teleported behind Lin Yangyang again, and then Lin Yangyang teleported behind Yu Nian again, and Yu Nian teleported again...

Going back and forth like this, the two sides froze because they didn't hit each other with a single attack, so they just patronized the teleportation.

Are you tired?

"To be honest, I'm quite tired," Lin Li said.

"I'm really tired, I feel like my body has been hollowed out, damn it, I'm out of energy, do you still have it?" the stand-in asked panting.

"What do you think? Although the physiques of humans and sheep cannot be generalized, is there any difference between the two of us? I am still the one who teleported first." Lin Li, who was also in no better condition, squinted in front of the double.

"That's true - Lin Yangyang, you don't talk about martial arts." Just as the stand-in was about to nod to agree with Lin Li's statement, he saw Lin Li suddenly took out a stone with a smile - "the source stone of heaven and earth", faintly The fluorescence began to fill the bodies of Lin Li.

The stand-in also counterattacked, and there was an extra thing in his hand-a straight middle finger.

Squeezing the source stone, Lin Li, who regained some physical strength, teleported again. This time, although the opponent was aware of his attack, he couldn't dodge it in time.

The steel rod felt the resistance right away—the body of the stand-in began to harden, but soon the stand-in could no longer maintain this state. The steel rod successfully penetrated the lower abdomen, and the blood flowed profusely, fitting together with the blood of Huwei Taisui together.

"Pain pain pain pain—" the substitute lowered his head, looked at his wound, and murmured.

"You are a stand-in. Although you have all the memories, you are just a stand-in." Lin Li looked down at the stand-in condescendingly.

Undoubtedly, the other party did not copy the system as well. The reason why he was able to take things from a distance was because the double had the same ability as the main body, and had the ability of "back space". The pirated steel rods and pistols were just put in by the double in advance.

And such a stand-in, in front of the main body with outrageous props, is obviously not enough to look at.

"Yeah, my '"professional stand-in"', the cooling time of the props is fixed at ten days, and the recovery time of the injury is fixed at three days. The blood hole in my body, even with the best medical equipment, does not have three days. Unable to recover slightly.

If you say this, will I not be able to take the public examination again? Obviously, it took a lot of effort to heal the wound on his chest. "

The stand-in laughed at himself, resisting Lin Li's steel rod, pushed it out, looked at his bloody wound, but twisted his hands between the flesh and blood like a curious pervert, did not restrain the injury at all, and said with a smile .

"Talk about it?" Lin Li said.

"It's nothing more than the consciousness of wanting to know how I got here, and also, wanting to know what abnormality you are most concerned about?" The stand-in raised his head.

"Talking to yourself will save you worry." Lin Li nodded.

"I know! I know what you want to know, the anomaly is really abnormal, "fire", haha, it is indeed "fire", I really didn't expect it to be such a "fire"! How could there be such a "fire" in this world? Lin Yangyang, do you know that this answer is really a little bit unexpected. "

The stand-in seemed to think this was very interesting, and said with a crazy smile.

"Anomalies are still dragons, right? " Lin Li added.

""dragon"? The new information from the "Information Inquiry Machine", yes, it really is a dragon. The stand-in shrugged.

"So... what is it?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows. From this sentence, it can be seen that the substitute only has his own memory before "last year".

"Look at my smile now, what do you understand?" The stand-in suddenly smiled and said, "You must understand, after all, the two of us are roundworms."

"You're not going to tell me." Lin Li said with a sigh, since his expression was really easy to understand.

"Bingo! It's a good experience to whet your appetite and not tell you! The Riddler is disgusting, but if I were the Riddler, I didn't say that! I love the Riddler!" He snapped his fingers.

"So I'm so cheap in other people's eyes?" Lin Li muttered while rubbing his chin.

"To be honest, I think you're pretty cheap, and you don't have any other advantages besides being handsome." The stand-in responded with a smile.

Sighing, Lin Li then squinted at the stand-in, and urged: "Show your back, don't hide it, don't waste time."

Lin Li was very clear, since the stand-in knew that he had a system and that he was supported by props, then he had no reason to come in front of him so arrogantly.

Because he can't beat himself at all, there is no possibility.

The reason why he dared to appear like this, and now he still looks confident after being stabbed by himself, must have his own cards.

I am not an idiot.

This is also the reason why Lin Li just did nothing even though he could continue to make up the knife and even kill the stand-in.

——I know myself too well, but I dare not kill myself rashly.

"Did you say 'void mode'? Yes, that would keep me alive for half an hour. "The stand-in said.

Lin Li just looked at the substitute quietly with the eyes of a fool.

"Okay, okay, you must have seen it, I took refuge in the anomalous, but you know, what kind of person I am, Lin Li, if the imperial army doesn't give me any favors, can I take refuge in him?" He took a little black soil from the ground, smeared a mustache on the tip of his nose, and then said.

"Brother, I beg you, can you stop being a traitor in my face?" Lin Li was stunned, wanting to complain.

"I have teammates now." The substitute said so first, then he looked at Lin Li calmly and confidently, and then took a deep breath.

Lin Li was highly concentrated.

"Help!! Baby bird!" the stand-in yelled.

Lin Li: "..."

Can you be more outrageous as a stand-in?

But at the moment of silence, Lin Li suddenly felt that his body was weightless, as if he was going to float in the next second. Lin Li, who didn't know what was going on, immediately used steel sticks to stabilize his body.

But the double, in this gap, has already floated to mid-air, and is still rising.

Lin Ligu showed "Lin Li's Statue" and was about to smash down the stand-in.

"The abnormality has given me a lot of abilities, and I haven't shown them yet, Lin Yangyang, there's no need to "hit yourself with your own statue", right? . "The stand-in looked at the towering statue, first the corner of his mouth twitched—can you be more outrageous on the main body, and then the body shone slightly, leaving only an afterimage on the spot.

Lin Li was barely able to capture the opponent's movement trajectory. At this moment, the double had already flown above Hubawang's head, standing there and waving to him.

And in his right hand, he was actually holding Brother Tai, with tape on his mouth—it was just stolen by the way.

The residents turned their heads, only to realize that Brother Tai, who was standing with them just now, had been taken away, and they had no time to react.

"Hey! Yu Nian! What are you going to do! Let Brother Tai go!" Pleasant Goat shouted immediately.

"What to do? Isn't it obvious? Huwei Taisui is just a cat. It's meaningless to kill it. Just kill a tiger. Although they don't care about Brother Tai, I will be happy about it." Stand-in Shrugging his shoulders, he flexed his muscles.

He thought he was going to do it himself, but in the next second, a cruel smile appeared on the stand-in's face, and he knelt down and knocked on the head of Hubawang.

The Tiger King, who had already fallen into dead silence, suddenly started to operate again, his palm was not mechanical at all, he raised it like a living thing, and then rubbed his head 'gently'.

Brother Tai... is right between the palm and the skull, with this kneading movement, the body is twisted into a twist at first, but finally unable to hold on to this posture, it is torn apart!

The big gray wolf at the bottom immediately covered the eyes of the little gray wolf who was watching eagerly, and left here with the red wolf - in front of his wife and children, everything else is secondary, let them be safe first.

Tiger Bawang's forehead began to 'bleed', with real tiger blood that did not belong to machines.

"Brother Tai!!" Because of fitness, the relationship between Boiling Yangyang and Brother Tai is very good. Watching this scene, his blemishes were tearing apart, and his eyes were filled with tears.

Brother Tai's head rolled towards the stand-in's feet impartially, and the stand-in picked it up, touched his forehead with compassion, and closed his eyes full of resentment and fear before he died.

"Rest in peace, Brother Tai, I will miss you." The substitute said sadly, "I will inherit your legacy."

But then the stand-in stretched out his hand, and removed Brother Tai's chin from the position where it was originally connected to the neck, and then shook it vigorously, pouring out all the blood in his brain, shaking off the 'stain' on his hand in disgust, and finally , He put Brother Tai's empty shell on his own head.

"Hey, why can't I see anything?" The substitute's muffled voice came from inside.

Lin Li looked at the horrifying scene, and the fact that the other party was still using his own face.

——No, this double is sick, right?

"Oh, I forgot to pull the eyeballs."

The stand-in seemed to have finally discovered the root of the problem. He reached out again and pulled out the two eyeballs on Brother Tai's head, exposing his own eyes inside the hollow bones.

"Lick the dog and boil the sheep, don't cry, I will sing a song for you on behalf of Brother Tai-how do you remember me? With a smile or in silence~ Over the years, is there anyone who can make you feel not lonely?"

The stand-in even looked at the boiling sheep kneeling on the ground at this time, and sang "Later", while singing, patted "his own" cheeks, and danced, as if drunk.

The stand-in's eyes were crooked, mixed with a cruel smile and sincere pleasure.

Under the blessing of the Holy Voice, it's not hard to hear.

"Crazy! Crazy! This Yu Nian is a lunatic!" Boiling Yangyang was already half-kneeling on the ground trembling, and couldn't bear to watch this scene at all.

"As a tiger, I wish everyone a happy Year of the Tiger!" After the stand-in sang, he applauded himself.

"Okay, I'm going to leave, Lin Yangyang." The substitute looked down at Lin Li again, and he said.

"Tiger Bawang is not such a powerful machine as I remember?" Lin Li took out his bazooka, aimed at the position of the stand-in, and said.

"It's not strong, don't let the bazooka go, a Guobao mecha should be able to defeat it, if you want it, I'll leave it to you." The substitute didn't care about Lin Li's threat at all.

"boom--"

Lin Li still fired the rocket, but it didn't hit the stand-in. Instead, it hit the sole of Tiger Bawang's foot after several turns.

Part of the bottom was blown off, and the weightless Tiger Bawang began to topple over to one side.

However, the stand-in above Tiger Bawang's head was still suspended in the air at this moment, and a small gray figure jumped from Tiger Bawang's body into his pocket.

The young bird in black also floated on his shoulders.

"I really envy you, Lin Yangyang. You are your real self, not a vassal of anything." At this moment, the substitute finally put away his hippie smile, looked at Lin Li with an extremely indifferent expression, and said.

"As for me, I am an existence that is always dead. If you enter, you will die, and if you retreat, you will die. It's a disgusting setting. Life is completely in the hands of others. Haha, fuck it." The substitute spit.

But no phlegm came out because...

"...Damn it, I forgot that I still have Brother Tai's head, this mouth is not mine." The double tore off Brother Tai's head and kicked it away casually.

Everyone below: "..."

Lin Li slapped himself on the forehead, he couldn't see it.

"I just want to live, what's wrong with me?" the double growled angrily.

"Lin Yangyang, if there are no accidents, we will see you next year." The emotions regained calmness, and the body of the substitute began to gradually disappear.

"What kind of abnormal revenge, what kind of main body mission, Lin Yangyang, you know, I don't care at all, I admit that I am not an ordinary person, I am... a passing lunatic! Or a lunatic with a limited lifespan!

I just want to turn this world upside down, the world is going to die, how about dying with me? So much fun. "

"My dear Lin Yangyang~" the pretentious voice sounded again.

"What do you think is more interesting than killing yourself with your own hands?"