I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 336 335. "Hand punching."

"That guy is probably doing radio gymnastics cheerfully, exercising his muscles and bones, and waiting to rule the world." The stand-in was a little self-defeating, throwing pieces from the ground, and his tone was a little dead silent.

"So, the Holy Master has always been in the state of a statue before, no wonder I have never met him, and I thought he knew how to endure." Lin Li whispered to himself.

But does Lin Li regret killing Jiu Yu now? No, Lin Li even considered this possibility early on, but he had to face it anyway, and it was pretty close.

"It's annoying, it's annoying! Those two stupid rabbits, damn it! I've lost all hope of trying for myself.

I don't know if the monkeys that have turned into your Lin Yangyang can kill them and avenge me. "

The stand-in crushed the stone in his hand.

Lin Li frowned slightly, took out the communicator, and reminded Pleasant Goat.

"Are you talking about Lin Yangyang who said 'I'm a fool' out of nowhere? We beat him up and arrested him," said Pleasant Goat.

"It's bad, why does this monkey believe what I say?" The double on the opposite side slapped his head, as if very regretful.

Lin Li: "..."

Don't worry.

Then he asked: "Are you designing the Holy Lord? This pure bad thing, you can't be for my body, you can only live for yourself, so——you want the Tiger Talisman to take effect on you forever ?”

"It's easy to talk to myself. I can't just sit and wait for death, right? Don't care if it's bad or not, it's the same for you." The substitute squinted at Lin Li, "But now that the Holy Master is alive, it's meaningless."

Without waiting for Lin Li to continue asking, just met a look, the substitute continued to speak:

"Still being a fart riddler, my life is about to die, I will act as your "information inquiry machine" today. "

The stand-in sighed, got up and spread his hands, and began a detailed explanation:

"Different from "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", in this world, the reason why the Twelve Talismans are separated from the body of the Holy Lord is not because of any accident, but because of the creatures that the Holy Lord actively bestowed on them after making a deal with them. of.

For spells without a zodiac carrier, after the Holy Lord comes alive, he can recover energy by touching it.

But after the deal is concluded, even with the zodiac ability of the carrier, the Lord can take it back on his own, and he doesn't need to touch it anymore, so once it comes to the Year of the Goat, as long as he has a thought, the power of the tiger charm will return to his body. body.

You also know that the tiger talisman exists to balance the other eleven talismans, and it is extremely important, so it is impossible for the Holy Master to keep it by my side forever. No matter how well-behaved and obedient I am in front of him, I will still die.

I want to live, but I can only try to keep the Tiger Talisman by my side completely without him realizing it. "

When the stand-in said this, he gave Lin Li an extra look.

And Lin Li, who was always observing the stand-in, naturally realized this. Lin Li, who was very aware of his micro-expressions, immediately squinted his eyes slightly—I'm afraid the stand-in still had some secrets hidden from him.

"Where is Shanmian's substitute? Where is he?" Lin Li asked.

"Is it difficult to deal with a virginized person?" Faced with this question, the stand-in casually spread his hands, as if it didn't matter at all.

"You don't even know how hypocritical the other you or I are, a waste that is bound by a sense of justice and emotions, you don't need to do anything to deal with him, you just need to take the lives of other creatures, and he will be imprisoned obediently, you say it's ridiculous Not ridiculous."

The stand-in made no secret of the sarcasm in his tone, obviously he couldn't understand the other stand-in.

Extreme kindness imprisoned himself instead.

"I shut myself up, it's really ridiculous." Lin Li raised his eyebrows.

"But after using the Tiger Talisman, why does my consciousness still exist?" Lin Li asked.

"I really envy you, Lin Li," the stand-in paused and said, "You don't even know what kind of person you are, if a mere tiger charm can destroy or split your consciousness, then It’s really a joke in the world.”

"What kind of person am I?" Lin Li asked.

"You are Lin Li!"

The stand-in smiled and said, "I really like an extreme point of view of the audience of "One Piece". Fuck your grassroots counterattack and rise to become One Piece. I am not some ordinary rubber fruit capable person. Lin Li me, what I have is human Human fruit, Phantom Beast Nier form!"

"Is it because of my inferior godhood?"

"What kind of trash is a low-level god, but it's nothing more than trash, and I'm still a high-level god." The double said absent-mindedly, playing with his fingers.

"So what background identity do I have? Your substitute seems to know more than my main body." Lin Li frowned. He naturally understood what the substitute mentioned about One Piece's yin and yang, and what identity he seemed to have.

The stand-in said so, and Ke Mi said the same, but he alone didn't know anything.

"You are a young pioneer." The stand-in smiled strangely.

"If you want to put it that way, I have been a member of the Communist Youth League for ten years." Lin Li expressed his calmness when he was not stingy with "myself".

I have committed a bitch, I have to endure it.

"Disrespect, disrespect." The stand-in clasped his hands together, and then said with a smile:

"My dear Lin Yangyang, in fact, you can see that I don't really want to be an enemy of you. The only useless effort I made was aimed at the Holy Lord. As for your side, I've never had any hope of killing you, so how about we keep our eyes on each other and let me enjoy the rest of my life?"

"Now you know how to say good things? I can't see it, and you have always been the one who provoked me." Lin Li just sneered at this.

"You can tell." The stand-in shook his head, "You should have known a long time ago that I was just talking harshly, but if I try to disgust you with all my strength, of course I will lose and I will definitely die, but you will also be punished by me." Disgusting.

You have to be confident, leaving only Lin Li with an evil side. Although there are no props, after mastering the seven spells, he is not pure waste. "

"So what if you see it? From my understanding, it's just that you don't want to push me into a hurry and end your consciousness early. And no matter what, compared to you, I hope to use the "professional double" prop again and return to By my side, I have no possibility of negotiating with you.

I will not use "Potatoes" for you, or try other items. Lin Li shook his head, blocking the possible follow-up of the double.

"I know I can't reverse my opinion. I just want to say it so that we can all understand each other." Regarding Lin Li's refusal, the stand-in accepted it calmly, without any emotional fluctuations, as if he had expected it long ago.

"Do you have any questions? I can answer them for you." The double asked very kindly.

"Where is the dog? What about the dog that represents immortality? Why have I never seen him before?"

"No dog," the stand-in shook his head, "Holy Master is very stable, he is unwilling to separate the ability of immortality, but chooses to keep it in his body all the time, so as to ensure that he will be the final winner.

After all, for Holy Master, if the body dies, it will be very troublesome.

I'm so bored, if the Holy Master could die, I would have been a child, Holy Master? After death, I, Lin Li, am the real Lord! "

"What is the content of the detailed transaction? If the mouse never dies, then the Holy Lord will never be resurrected?"

"According to their descriptions during the relationship, the five zodiac signs summoned the Holy Lord with blood and magic circles, made a deal, obtained his spell ability, and could take revenge on the other seven zodiac signs, but after the revenge, the five zodiac signs Will "receive" the Lord and let him into this world.

Among them, if they die early, they will be "accepted" in advance.

This "acceptance" can be regarded as a kind of approval by the Dao of Heaven. These aborigines allowed him to come to this world, so the Holy Lord has the admission ticket, and he can rule here "reasonably", not in the dark exclude him.

In addition, a warm reminder, this "Day of Heaven" is also a dungeon classic god-like existence, and the booklet recording the method of summoning the Lord can be regarded as what they obtained from the gods. "

"Have you met him?" Lin Li asked immediately.

Otherwise, there is no reason to seem to know a lot of information that I don't know.

"Yes, but don't ask, I won't tell." The substitute readily admitted, but shook his head.

"Reasonable." Lin Li was not irritable, ignored God, and asked calmly, "Did they come from the future? How did they come here? From Jiu Yu's confession, it seems that it wasn't through the Rabbit Charm?"

"Do you still remember the plot of "Pleasant Goat in the Year of the Goat"?" the stand-in asked, without waiting for Lin Li to answer, he continued:

"In this theatrical version, the protagonists, through the time camera, go back to ancient times and unfold the story.

The zodiac signs know that there will be no more stories of their own in the coming year, that is, at the beginning of the Year of the Goat, the god of this world came to them and told them the news.

As a result, jealousy and unwillingness began to burn violently in their minds. It was not enough to just destroy the seven zodiac signs. They wanted to destroy the past and all the stories of the zodiac signs. The time camera, and through it, went back to the Year of the Ox and summoned the Holy Lord.

But you don't have to worry about using the time camera again, because after it is used, it will be damaged, and it will cause sequelae. Not only you and I will jump in time and space, but they will do the same. "

Speaking of this, the double seemed to find it funny, and then said:

"The reason why the time camera is damaged is probably because you, Lin Li, came to this world. With you and the system, how can time be allowed to play with it at will."

"I see, that's why the dungeon said it was "a journey of memories"? It is a memory for me, and it is also a memory for all the zodiac signs. "Lin Li nodded.

When the time comes, the pineapple war treasure will disintegrate automatically.

Facing Lin Li's vigilant gaze on him, the double stood up and waved his hand: "I won't play anymore, as I said, I won't stop you, and I won't help you. I'm going to enjoy The last life is here, Lin Yangyang, Lin Yangyang, you should have thought about it many times, if there is only the last short life left, what will you do? Guess what I will do?"

"Hand punch." Lin Li replied.

Hearing this, the stand-in did not walk steadily and fell to the ground. He turned his head angrily: "You fart! We are not so vulgar!"

"I said I want pour-over coffee." Lin Li forcefully defended himself. After scratching his head, he still couldn't help asking, "Really?"

"Hehe, get out, I'm going to the pier to order French fries. Farewell, Holy Master and you, I will not serve you anymore. I wish you a happy confrontation. Young bird, Quan Zhe, go find Quan Hou, and return to Earth." The stand-in He squeezed a pair of wings for himself, and then disappeared in front of Lin Li at an extremely fast speed.

After reconfirming the safety of Pleasant Goat and digesting the information in the conversation, Lin Li held the steel rod, Pai Daxing held his mouth, and the two walked side by side into the Bitter Melon base slowly.

Dozens of minutes later, the bitter melon base collapsed, and mourning melons were everywhere.

Big Big Wolf: "Lin Yangyang, have you forgotten that I'm still up there!!"

...

After the lunar crisis was resolved violently, Lin Li and others returned to Yangcun by boarding a bitter gourd warship.

Pai Daxing is very quiet this time, because the bitter gourd is too bitter, he really doesn't like to eat it.

"So, Lin Yangyang, what do you mean, our opponent is our zodiac friend and a foreign monster named Holy Lord?"

On the way, after Lin Li, Pleasant Goat and the others explained the situation, Pleasant Goat asked.

"Yes." Lin Li nodded.

"But why did you choose revenge? Obviously you can discuss it with us, there will always be stories..." Pleasant Goat was a little disappointed when he heard this, "There is no need to become like this at all."

But because the box office is not enough, there will be no more stories after all.

Many children who are waiting for "Xi Hui" to come out with their own zodiac stories can't wait any longer.

But Lin Li didn't say much, but looked at his system panel. The main task (2/3) was completed when he was chatting with the substitute.

[You have completed the main task (2/3), you have obtained [Mysterious Gift 2]*1. 】

[Main task (3/3): Stop the Lord from ruling the world]

[Mission Tip: Reverse]

[Task Reward: [Mysterious Gift 3]*1]

[Mysterious Gift 3: Choose one of the following four abilities to obtain.

"Monkey": It can be used once every three days. It can transform into any animal. The maximum duration is six hours. When transforming into an animal, the ability value is limited to the average value of the animal.

"Chicken": It can be used once every three days. It can master the power of levitation. The upper limit of the duration is three hours, so that you can change the gravity of yourself or the people and objects around you.

"Dog": It can be used once every three days, and cannot die during this period. The upper limit of the duration is half an hour, but the pain remains unchanged.

"Pig": It can be used once every three days, masters the optical eye, the attack distance is unlimited, and the attack power will not decrease with the distance. The upper limit of the duration is three hours. 】

Unlike the previous [Mysterious Gift], the reward this time directly displayed the content.

Naturally, it was because the conditions for opening had been met.

Lin Li checked the previous two mission rewards.

[Mysterious Gift 1: Choose one of the following four abilities to obtain.

"Mouse": It can be used once every three days. It can endow inorganic dead objects with vigor and life, and make them obey your orders. The maximum duration is half an hour.

"Cow": It can be used once every three days. During this period, the strength becomes 1000% of the original, and a large amount of muscle can be grown. The upper limit of the duration is three hours.

"Tiger": It can be used once every three days. It divides the existence of non-divine living creatures into two kinds of consciousness, good and evil. If the consciousness of the living creature resists, the upper limit of the duration is one to five minutes. for six hours, which can also be used to find incomplete parts of incomplete objects.

"Rabbit": It can be used once every three days, during which the speed becomes 1000% of the original, and the upper limit of the duration is half an hour. 】

[Mysterious gift 2: Choose one of the following four abilities to obtain.

"Dragon": It can be used once every three days, mastering the extremely powerful explosive power, the upper limit of the duration is three hours, and it can only be issued through the palm of your hand.

"Snake": It can be used once every three days, mastering the power of invisibility, which can make oneself and a small range of people around you invisible at the same time.

"Horse": It can be used once every three days. The palm holds the power of healing, which can heal the damage caused by external forces. The time spent on healing depends on the degree of the injury. It can heal any trauma in half an hour, and the maximum duration is one hour.

"Sheep": It can be used once every three days. It can leave the body, enter a dream, or occupy a soulless body. The maximum duration is twelve hours. 】

"It turns out that I didn't choose three out of four abilities, but I chose three out of twelve abilities."

"Fuck, I want them all, why do I have to choose as an adult?"

Lin Li's difficulty in choosing came out.

The abilities of the twelve spells are not weak. Although the displayed abilities are weakened compared with the original spells, they are still very useful from the panel.

"Let's keep it for now. When a certain ability is desperately needed, then turn it on. This is the most suitable choice. It doesn't seem to make much sense to choose now." Lin Li came to a conclusion.

The most important thing now is to deal with the Holy Lord.

Lin Li frowned slightly.

One of the most troublesome problems is that the Holy Master will not die.

There is a dog spell in his body now, and the stand-in also said that as long as he wants, he can immediately withdraw the ability of the twelve spells. holy lord.

In "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", the Holy Lord has actually been deflated for a long time, and that is because Jackie Chan also has an old father to help.

Dad knows everything, the Holy Master finally collected twelve spells, Dad took a pufferfish and extracted all the spell abilities, Jackie Chan has an invincible BUFF in the furniture city, in this case, how does the Holy Lord play?

But I have no father, no Jackie Chan, and no furniture city.

"Even in the original book, the worst time for the Holy Lord is that only the soul is left, and there is no real death.

I'm afraid that's why the dungeon completion quest told me that, in addition to the kill option, the expulsion counts as complete. "

"But now I don't know how to get rid of the Holy Master."

"Reverse? What does reverse mean?" Lin Li didn't quite succeed in interpreting the task completion prompt.

"My God, is that huge creature Lin Yangyang the holy master you are talking about? This is too big!" Pleasant Goat suddenly spoke, attracting Lin Li's attention.

The battleship has already flown to the earth, and the scenery on the horizon has changed to the sky of the green grassland, and it is on the way of landing at a high speed.

Lin Li came to the window where Pleasant Goat was lying.

At the gate of the Qingqing Grassland, the Holy Master easily distorted the iron gate according to his own intentions. He raised his head, and his scarlet glowing eyes happened to look at him.

"little things."

Lin Li couldn't beat the full-blown Holy Lord.