I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 384 Disclosure of Rule 383

The next day, early morning.

In the supermarket, everyone is eating breakfast.

Because of the turbulence last night, Wuming was late.

"Hey——" Lin Li looked at Wuming's listless state, and said with a little surprise, "Damn, did you meet the succubus last night and drain your energy?"

It is recommended to keep the contact information of the succubus for yourself, Lin Li needs to criticize her severely.

"Don't mention it, it was so unlucky last night. I was almost punched to death when I was trying to coax Nezha to sleep." With dark circles under his eyes, the listless Wuming shrugged helplessly, and then he gritted his teeth and looked at Pino. Cao and Snow White:

"What's more?! After finally returning to my home, I even listened to their voices all night! One night! They didn't finish until 4:27!"

The two steam engines turned their heads guilty and blushing.

Then Wuming looked at Lin Li in surprise: "Lin Li, why are you in such a good state of mind?! It shouldn't be! It's unscientific! Don't you also live next door to them?"

"Oh," Lin Li sneered, and looked at Wuming contemptuously: "Damn, do you really think I'm a sex critic like you? This kind of thing also wants to disturb my sleep, and it doesn't affect me at all, okay? Pretending to be a color batch is just a kind of protective color for me. There is an essential difference between me and people like you.

We are not the same. "

nameless:"……"

I always feel a little uncomfortable, but I can't refute Lin Li, so angry.

What Wuming doesn't know is that the so-called essential difference refers to the "bond of the sleeping duo" that gives Lin Li the ability to instantly fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

"Besides, didn't you take away the earplugs in the supermarket? Wear earplugs, or change the room, anyway, you can live here." Lin Li looked at Wuming at the door and made a suggestion.

Wuming looked away with a little guilt: "I... I don't want to part with it."

"Pfft——" Lin Li had just drank the soy milk, and when he heard that all the soy milk was sprayed on Thor's face, there was a burst of cursing.

While wiping the soy milk from the corner of his mouth, Lin Li looked at Wuming with a dark face: "God is so reluctant, shit, I underestimated you."

Wuming was embarrassed to speak again, and when he was about to walk in to choose his own breakfast, he tripped over an object.

I thought I would fall on my face, but I didn't expect Ao to fall on something soft. Wuming, who thought it was someone who supported him, was about to thank him.

When he saw clearly what was in front of him, it just farted.

It's ass.

It is also a flower sent by Deadpool to teach Hulk.

*.

Nameless's face turned green in an instant, he struggled to get up, looked at the supermarket floor that he hadn't noticed just now, and roared frantically:

"Why didn't anyone care about these two naked men? Did you just ignore them? Can you still have breakfast in such an environment!"

——The one who tripped Wuming just now was Li Jing's naked body, causing him to fall on the naked body of King Niaobushi.

Wuming was devastated that these two guys who were drunk last night had no one to care about them until now!

That is to say, all the people who were eating breakfast in this supermarket ignored these two guys, or didn't care at all! ?

This is too much!

"I'll take care of it~~" The River God slowly floated over and said, "The two of them were originally face up. I thought they would feel ashamed when they woke up, so I helped them turn over~~"

"What a kind man." Athena didn't miss any chance to praise the river god.

"What kind of care are you!? The front or the back, it's embarrassing! They must still seek death when they wake up!" Wuming was silent for a while, and bowed to the river god: "No , River God, I have to thank you."

Wuming just thought that if the God of the River hadn't helped them turn over, what would have happened to him just now, so his gratitude was beyond words.

"Then let's help again~~" The River God took two pieces of white cloth and covered Li Jing and Bird King.

"Why did the supermarket suddenly become a morgue..." Wuming rubbed his temples, but found that seeing these two drunks could indeed solve many problems, he sighed, and walked past them to start eating breakfast.

Eh?

Feel your own natural movements.

Wuming suddenly understood why everyone didn't care.

...

After breakfast, everyone returned to that space through the vortex door.

The people from Marvel had already arrived, and they were waiting there in a very orderly manner.

There are nine people, one dog and two corpses on Shileng's side, and twelve people on Marvel's side plus one Thanos who is still restrained, all of them are present.

Not long after, the light curtain was opened again, and two Odins who were also eating breakfast appeared in front of everyone.

"Well, it's live?" Ten Leng Odin noticed everyone's gaze, and quickly threw the buns in his hands aside, "Welcome to the newcomers to the live broadcast room, be careful for free, and then give the list a list Pay close attention."

Everyone: "?"

"Who told you to call this a live broadcast! You have a fart of ranking first and second! Give me a serious and serious business!" Wuming cursed.

Ten Leng Odin immediately compared his heart to Wuming: "Thank you for sending me the 'spite', the boss is very generous! "

Wuming was dumbfounded: "You call this spit a gift?"

"I'll give you my underwear, I want to be number one!" Deadpool immediately joined in the fun, and started to take off his pants on the spot.

"Thank you Deadpool for the 'underpants', old..."

"Oh," Marvel Odin sneered, interrupted Ten Leng Odin, and looked at him mockingly: "It's just that someone and I lost the opportunity to explain the rules with rock-paper-scissors, and now we're just grandstanding."

Shileng Odin finally put away his posture and rolled his eyes.

"Okay, it's time to explain the rules." Marvel Odin said, looking at the crowd below.

Marvel Odin took out a machine from the side, placed it between the two of them, cleared his throat, and pressed one of the buttons.

"We must know the rules of the game before we can play this game, so please listen carefully, this is a very important beginning for everyone." Marvel Odin said, and everyone's eyes immediately became serious.

Lin Liju showed up the backgammon reading machine and started recording.

Since the rules are important, it is necessary to record them.

Marvel Odin began to look around at everyone in the two universes, and finally his eyes stayed on...the two corpses on Shi Leng's side, with strange faces.

Wuming kicked Li Jing and Niao Bu Shi Da Wang ruthlessly, and finally woke them up, although they still looked delirious.

Marvel Odin nodded, and when he was about to speak, Ten Leng Odin interrupted: "It's not okay to rush forward, everyone listen to the rules."

Marvel Odin, whose condensed momentum was interrupted, glared at Shileng Odin, took a deep breath, and continued to put on airs and said: "It is a pity that there is only one winner in the competition, so our two universes ..."

"The direction of the future world depends on you! Thor, concentrate, don't lick your hand hair, although the speaker is a pirated version of Zeus, but you should also show some face!" Shi Leng Odin interrupted again, pointing Thor said.

"Thank you, but the person who doesn't give me face seems to be you?" Marvel Odin looked at Ten Leng Odin with a sneer.

"Please continue, I'm really sorry, I won't talk anymore." Shi Leng Odin folded his hands in apology.

"A inferior Zeus, I don't have the same knowledge as you." Marvel Odin sighed, and when he was about to speak again, he found that everyone's eyes were looking at his neighbor instead of himself.

Marvel Odin turned his head, and saw ten cold Odin pulling his lower eyelids with two middle fingers to make a face, and sticking out his tongue.

"Why are you staring at me? I'm not talking anymore!" Ten Leng Odin pretended to be puzzled.

"Have you always been this cheap?" Marvel Odin said red-hot.

"As far as I know, probably not. Everyone says I'm approachable." Ten Leng Odin shook his head pretentiously.

"Boom!" Marvel Odin took off his helmet, and slammed it hard on Shileng Odin's head. Shileng Odin looked at him in disbelief at first, and then immediately started to fight back.

The light curtain gradually evolved into two Odins fighting.

Everyone:?

"This...what kind of situation is this?" Wuming said with a dark face, "This show is too unreliable! Why did the referee take care of himself first!"

"Don't fight, don't fight, you can't kill people like this, can you explain the rules before you fight?" Lin Li and everyone also persuaded.

But the two Odins didn't seem to be able to hear the voices of the people below, and they just wrestled together.

"Wake me up after beating." Little King Kong put on the blindfold, covered Li Jing's white cloth over himself, and fell asleep on the spot again.

"Is the organizer here? Don't you care about this situation?" Lin Li shouted loudly in this space. He wanted to see if he could call out the so-called god to show his face.

However, no one seemed to respond to Lin Li's call.

And this fight lasted unexpectedly. After more than ten minutes of wrestling, the fight was not over yet. The flowers waiting for everyone were about to wither, and they all sat on the ground.

A little boring.

"Wu Ming, we suddenly felt that it was inappropriate to keep calling you pussy, so we decided to give you a new name that we can call you." Lin Li said leading the crowd.

"Ah? Why are you talking about this all of a sudden, what are you planning to call me?" Wuming was a little strange.

"The last name is Fa, and the last name is Time." Lin Li said seriously.

"Send time, what a weird name, I don't think it's as good as my original "beep--". "Nameless frowned.

"It's not important. The important thing is that we are bored now and need to pass the time." Lin Li revealed his real purpose.

Wuming nodded to express his understanding, and then asked, "So how do you pass the time?"

Wuming immediately felt something was wrong when he said the words: "Wrong!? To pass the time!?"

"How?" Lin Li stood up.

"good question."

"Hit hard."

...

Just as Lin Li was leading everyone to play the game where he escaped and he chased him, he heard a coughing sound from above his head.

Everyone looked up, only to see Marvel Odin with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He tried to keep his voice steady: "I have solved the small problem."

"Thor, your father seems to have been dealt with." Athena immediately poked the top of Thor's head.

Thor: "?"

"Now we will officially begin to explain the rules. The rules explained now are the rules that run through the entire game." Marvel Odin cleared his throat again, and then his voice changed.

"What's the matter with this broadcast accent!" Wuming couldn't help complaining.

"The teams in our two universes are named Ten Cold Team and Marvel Team." Marvel Odin pointed back and forth to both sides, giving the teams names.

"Protest! I don't think Marvel sounds good, I think we can change the name to "Deadpool Said Capital"! "Deadpool raised his hands upright like a primary school student, expressing his different opinions.

"The protest is invalid." After ignoring Deadpool's protest, Marvel Odin continued: "The game adopts a points system. At the end of all games, the team with the most points wins."

Following Marvel Odin's words, two huge projected numbers appeared on the top of the space on both sides: 0.

It seems that this is the initial score.

"Protest! I'm not 0, I'm 1! Super fierce 1!" Deadpool raised his hand again to protest, and at the same time made an indecent gesture.

"Don't come here." Seeing Deadpool approaching behind him, Spider-Man scrambled to the corner, with his back to the wall.

"Becoming 0, will you never have constipation troubles again?" Superman is looking at the huge hole inside 0, thinking deeply.

*After all, it is inconvenient, and it has to be 0.

"I suggest you put away your perverted thoughts, when the time comes you won't even be able to fart." Wuming complained with a black face.

"That's right, I'll be sad if I don't hear this sound of nature." The poop superman nodded, and looked at Wuming gratefully: "Thank you, shit, you convinced me, you still understand me better."

"I can't understand you at all, don't slander me." Wuming waved his hand unhappily.

"The protest is invalid. The acquisition of points depends on the project content of different rounds. Depending on the project, the points obtained by the winning and losing teams are different. For details, please refer to the rules of the project." Marvel Odin ignored Deadpool again.

This is what he deserves.

"Then how many events or rounds are there in the whole competition?" Lin Li asked.

"This content is not included in the rules, so I can't tell you." Facing Lin Li's question, Marvel Odin stared into Lin Li's eyes and gave an unexpected answer.

"Okay." Lin Li nodded, but frowned slightly.

"Each team needs to select a captain. The captain cannot be changed after the captain is determined. After the general rules of the game are explained, each team has one hour to select and report the captain of the team. If there is no answer, we will randomly select the team One of them becomes the captain."

"Then what is the role of the captain?" Captain America asked immediately, and took a step forward automatically.

"The number of people participating in the competition and the conditions are limited. Depending on the project, the number will vary, and there will be changes. For details, please refer to the rules of the project.

Among them, the determination of the participants, if the rules are not mandatory, will be chosen by the captain of each team based on the rules. Unless all players protest the captain's decision, it cannot be changed.

At the same time, for the events the captain participates in, the points gained and lost in the game are doubled. "

Captain America nodded, clenched his fists, and looked resolutely at everyone on the Marvel side.

Obviously, he is very interested in the captaincy.

After all, his hero's name is Captain Pretty.

The captain is very important, Lin Li thought after hearing this.

He thought it was necessary for him to strive to be the captain.

"Ahem!" Just as Lin Li was about to deliver his campaign speech to the surrounding characters, Marvel Odin above his head continued:

"At the same time, for the fun of the game, there will be an undercover agent hidden in the two teams."

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