I can summon outrageous partners

A small loss is not considered a loss, and no loss is considered a win.

Although the point difference between the two teams did not change after the end of the project, Lin Li... was very satisfied.

He only asked that the next project be Wendou or martial arts, don't come to this anti-routine type to torture himself. Although the style of the project is very cold, Lin Li really can't bear it.

God of this dungeon, save yourself some morals.

At this time, Lin Li was going to the supermarket with Li Jing and Niaowang shoulder-to-shoulder, ready to bring some wine home for a drink.

"Didn't you two not be allowed to drink for fear of making mistakes before? But today, I am happy, and the advantage has increased a lot after the day. Today, it is allowed, you can drink!" Lin Li said to the two of them while walking.

"Father! You finally understand the true meaning of wine! That's great! Alcohol is the most wonderful thing in this world. Li Shimin once said: Take wine as a guide, you can correct your clothes, know your gains and losses, and know your successes and successes!" Bird King Very excited, met Li Jing, a bosom friend, but couldn't drink, and I couldn't hold back for the past two days.

"Alright, Lin Li, let's have a drink tonight." Li Jing also stroked his goatee and nodded, very pleased.

"Don't worry, father-in-law, I know what you are worried about. This time Li Jing and I will never be the same as last time." Bird King raised his eyebrows, "We are ready..."

Lin Li frowned slightly. Are they going to drink in moderation this time? That's not acceptable!

How can you make a mistake if you don't drink too much? !

But before Lin Li could think of a way to persuade him, Bird King confidently pulled up his trouser waist and showed it to Lin Li: "Look, foster father, I'm wearing two pairs of pants today, and I definitely won't dance naked like last time. !"

"Indeed, the old man also prepared an extra coat, so I can't embarrass Zha'er anymore." Li Jing also showed off his double clothes.

Lin Li: "..."

It's because I worry too much.

"Li Jing, adoptive father, what shall we drink tonight?" In the wine section of the supermarket, looking at the dazzling array of products, the Bird King asked, "Drink Leihua the same as last time? Or Niaosu?"

"I can do whatever, let's see Lin Li's opinion." Li Jing said it didn't matter.

"Shall we drink this?" When Lin Li's voice sounded from the corner, Bird King and Li Jing walked over to see what wine Lin Li liked to drink.

Lin Li is holding a bottle of "Water of Life Whiskey (96%)", smiling gently at the moment.

Li Jing and Bird King: "?"

"Brother Bird, I'm an ancient person, and I really don't know much about whiskey. Do you modern people like to drink it like this? Your stomach...is this!" Li Jing frowned, realizing that things were not simple, and raised his eyebrows. thumb.

"No, humans usually don't drink like that." Bird King also shook his head apprehensively, "Ordinary whiskey usually only has 40-60% alcohol content."

"You read it wrong, this is actually 6% whiskey." Lin Li smiled harmlessly, and silently pressed the 9 in front of the 6 with his thumb.

"You are lying to a ghost, foster father! Why do you hide your ears and steal your bell! This is really undrinkable, it will kill you!" Bird King expressed fear at this.

"Okay." Lin Li put the water of life back on the shelf with some regrets, since that was the case, he had to change the way.

Drink white wine.

But...it's chilled.

...

Half an hour later, Bird King and Li Jing had already started talking nonsense. The so-called two layers of clothes couldn't stop the two people's enthusiasm for taking off their clothes. At this moment, they were dancing hand in hand in front of Lin Li.

——Baijiu itself has a high alcohol content, but its spicy throat and stomach can remind people of the upper limit of drinking in this way.

But once the liquor is chilled, the taste will become better, and the irritation will be greatly reduced. It can make people drink at least twice the original amount of alcohol unconsciously, which is a very easy way to drink alcohol.

Lin Li was fine, because he didn't drink at all. Every time it was his turn to drink, Lin Li made a gesture of drinking, and then put his thumb into the liquor, transferring the liquor to the "back space".

It's professional to escape drinking everywhere-now he still doesn't violate the traffic law when driving.

Lin Li is not a harmful devil, on the contrary, as a warm man, he even prepared a whole table of 96% combustible honey water before leaving, and wrote on the label "If you sober up, remember to drink this cup Honey water will make you feel better."

With Bird King and Li Jing's pissing habits, these are enough to complete their sober-drunk death-drunk sober-drunk death cycle tonight.

Unfortunately, one of Lin Li's goals was not achieved.

——He originally wanted to induce them to reveal their identities while they were drinking, or take out their identity cards to achieve the result of deducting points and restricting roles.

But the troublesome thing was that every time Lin Li wanted to lead the topic in this direction.

The answer of the two——"What business are you talking about while drinking! The off-duty people are chatting about the pleasures after get off work! Foster father, punish yourself for a drink! Punish yourself for a drink! I'll do it first!"

It was a defensive mode that Lin Li had never expected.

Lin Li didn't even ask where their ID cards were.

These two boys are naked, but Lin Li still can't find them!

It's not good to be too obvious, so Lin Li had no choice but to give up.

After mixing the honey water, Lin Li left Li Jing's house, took a bunch of bananas, and came to Superman's house.

"Father? Why are you here?" Superman quickly stopped his idiotic behavior of rubbing his face against the toilet lid, stood up and pointed around and said, "Sit, you can sit on any toilet, just treat it as your own."

The corners of Lin Li's mouth twitched slightly. Superman's house was a five-star toilet, and the 'seats' in his house were indeed all toilets.

"I won't sit down anymore. I came to bring you some bananas to help you laxative. After all, your combat power is very impressive, and you are my right-hand man! Letting you have a smooth intestine is the most important thing for me, the captain. For the things you care about, my mind and your intestines are on the same front, if it is unblocked, I will be unblocked." Lin Li said sincerely.

"Lin Li, it's still better for you to treat me!" The Superman was very moved, picked up the banana that Lin Li brought, and immediately started eating.

"Remember to eat all of these today." Lin Li reminded with a smile.

"Okay, no problem, but why is this banana a little sour?" Superman pooped, smashed his mouth, and asked.

"Isn't that good? Acid can stimulate your appetite and make you eat more bananas. In this way, a cycle is achieved. When you go to the toilet like this, you will definitely cry in horror." Lin Li made up nonsense without changing his face.

"Oh, my adoptive father has worked so hard, I am very grateful!" Hearing the words, Superman felt that it made sense, and he ate even more happily.

Lin Li smiled slightly.

Sour, of course, because the bananas were still half-ripe.

Banana laxative is true, but the premise is that the banana must be fully ripe, but if the banana is raw, it will not only not laxative, but will cause constipation!

If Superman Stool eats all these bananas today, with his constipation-prone physique, he will be able to hold back his life in doubt!

Poop Superman is a capable man! ? Bah, it's a serious problem! How easy it was for him to attack the city back then, Lin Li has such a headache now.

Thinking of this, Lin Li pretended to be casual and asked in order to ensure everything was safe: "Superman, are you afraid of kryptonite?"

"You said that the original Superman is afraid of the stone? Of course I am not afraid. I am not a Kryptonian. Only a weak Superman would be afraid of that kind of thing. The pirated version is better than the genuine one! I am not only Superman, but also shit!" Superman was a little proud Said.

He didn't have any doubts about Lin Li asking such a question, because like Wuming, he trusted Lin Li very much.

After all, if Lin Li was an undercover agent, he would have to accept the reward of giving Wuming something fresh in front of everyone... punishment.

"So the only thing restricting you is poop?" Lin Li felt a little regretful about this answer.

Superman's gaze suddenly became deep, as if a story was written all over it: "Lin Li, I'm actually not a human being born and raised on Earth."

"I am the last Superman in the universe. I am the only surviving native of the planet that gave birth to me. When my home was facing destruction, my parents found me a new home in the vast universe - the earth, and sent it away by spaceship For me who was still in my infancy..." Superman's words were mixed with a touch of sadness.

"Stop."

Lin Li's head was full of black lines: "You don't need to repeat the storyline of Superman to me again, is your name still Clark Ken?"

"No, because I was a labrador since I was a child. My real name is Labrador, but you should call me Shit. I don't like this name." Superman Shit said shyly.

Lin Li: "..."

Not tense.

Fortunately, Wuming wasn't there, otherwise the toilet would have exploded with his rant energy.

"Father, do you know what my hometown is called?" Then Superman scratched his head resentfully and asked.

"What? Shit Star? Labula Star?" Lin Li squinted at the past, and casually gave two unscrupulous answers.

"Large intestine star." Superman shook his head and replied.

Lin Li was stunned for a while, and couldn't figure out the logic for a while, but then he thought that Superman born on Krypton was afraid of Kryptonite. Does that mean...

"You've been going around for so long, you just want to express that the large intestine stone can make you completely ordinary!" Lin Li couldn't hold back his complaints.

"It's such an item name that makes people tremble when they hear it." Superman's eyes were filled with fear, "Lin Li, you won't understand, the horror of naturally growing large intestine stones."

"I hope I will never understand in my life." Lin Li helplessly covered his forehead.

The good news is that I got another weakness of Superman, and it is the ultimate weakness. The bad news is that this thing is a bit difficult to handle...

Supermarkets don’t sell large intestine stones either…

No, no one on earth would sell this stuff! The ghost knows that this thing will be useful for him!

Although this Noble Phantasm for the enemy, as long as you work hard and adjust your diet and daily routine, you can also raise it...but it may take a long time.

"I can only place my hope on Marvel. Many of them are already middle-aged, and they may have a problem with their body. Maybe some unlucky guy has this stone on him. With Iron Man and his suit, It shouldn't be a problem to take it out..." Lin Li thought to himself.

The next thing to do is to inform Marvel of this information.

Lin Li also added a few suggestions to the Marvel team.

Because Lin Li felt that they didn't use the characteristics of all their teammates at all.

Before that, Lin Li had one more thing to do, he went to the supermarket where everyone gathered again.

"Lin Li, what's the matter with you? You look constipated. Didn't you go to Superman's house? Did you get infected?" Athena, who was still in the supermarket, asked curiously.

"Don't mention it, I just found out that Superman's real name is Labra Do, and his weakness is large intestine stones, too grassy and immoral, so I can't accept it for a while." Lin Li said helplessly, covering his forehead deliberately.

Athena: "..."

Wuming stuck his head out from the corner, and sure enough, the stupid hair on the top of his head vented three times before he finished uttering the gag of this sentence.

...

the next day.

Just like the first day, there were nine people, one dog, and two corpses on Shileng's side, and all Marvel members were present.

"Lin Li, you shouldn't let them drink it! Last night I was the one who coaxed Nezha to sleep again!" Taking advantage of Nezha's inattention, Wuming kicked the unconscious Li Jing on the ground, and the bird king three hundred feet.

"I made a mistake. I kept trying to persuade you last night." Lin Li said slightly annoyed.

"It's not your fault, it's these two drunkards." Wuming nodded.

Lin Li didn't lie, he really kept persuading him last night.

It's just that the content of the advice is "So much fish left?", "Hurry up and have another glass!", "This bottle, just blow it up, whoever doesn't blow it up to his grandson!" and so on.

Just say whether you are trying to persuade the bar.

Then the light curtain came as promised, and there was only Ten Leng Odin on the screen at first. He took out the tape recorder that recorded the rules, and after pressing it, he looked aside and urged: "Damn old man, start quickly, don't put the most important The initial time was wasted."

"Guys who are too vulgar, you know how to rush." ​​Marvel Odin came late, sat next to Ten Leng Odin, and glanced at him.

The people below were not particularly focused, and no one woke up Li Jing and Bird King this time, because everyone knew that they hadn't gotten to the point yet.

"The crosstalk time is coming again." Wuming sighed and complained.

"Call me after they finish fighting." Little King Kong just closed his eyes and rested his mind.

"Can we just hit it directly?" Pinocchio shouted impatiently to the light curtain.

"Wow! (Father, kill Marvel Odin!)"

But the two Odins didn't seem to hear the shouts of the people below, they only had each other in their eyes.

Snow White's face was as red as ever: "I'm sorry, this CP, Odin X Odin, is still a young man."

"Knocking everything will only hurt you!" Wuming couldn't help but growl.

"Do you know the value of time? Oh, yes, you don't know. After all, you are the most humble Odin, and your time is indeed worthless." Shi Leng Odin's yin and yang skills are not diminished.

Marvel Odin took a deep breath: "Hold it, hold it back, don't do it, the world is peaceful."

"I can control my emotions now, heh, I'm a good boy when I grow up." Ten Leng Odin looked relieved.

"Being irritated is in the arms of this dog, being irritated is in the middle... I must not do anything today." Marvel Odin just clenched his fists.

"Confucius said a word that I like very much: 'Wei Junjie, the one who hails things!', uh... It seems that it was not Confucius who said it, it was Lu Xun and Zhou Shuren, it doesn't matter, Xiao Ao, seeing how sensible you are today For sake, I really don't say a word." Ten Leng Odin shut up contentedly.

"I don't know what I said about you, but I know whether it is tolerable or unbearable!" Marvel Odin took off his helmet for the third time, and slammed into Ten Leng Odin's head hard. overhead.

The third Odin war begins.

No one complained or cared about it anymore. Wuming ignored the two old things above his head. He didn't have the desire to complain, and took advantage of the drunken bird king to take revenge.

After all, everyone is used to this scene.

This time it is still Marvel Odin who is injured and wins.

He looked at the people below, not only Marvel, but also Shi Leng, his eyes were deep, and he sighed indistinctly, finally adjusted his mood, and picked up the familiar voice of the announcer:

"The annoying old stuff has been dealt with, now, start preaching the rules."

"'Team Battle'! "