I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 401: The Darkest Day of Pinocchio and Superman

There is a metal barrier between the auditoriums on both sides.

At this time, Ten Cold Hammer was rubbing back and forth on it, eagerly 'watching' the mechanical dog next to Iron Man, ignoring Thor who was rolling around on his side.

Thor's face was slumped, tears flowed, and he felt green sadness.

Bird King's palpitations improved slightly after the sound of the electric mosquito swatter disappeared, but he still squats in a corner to relieve himself.

By the way, the pants are still not worn.

The result of this game was too unexpected for the ten-cold characters. They were a little surprised, but they couldn’t talk about depression—Athena was still mocking Thor regardless of her image, and Pinocchio and Snow White were still watching Looking at Bird King's buttocks, his face was slightly flushed.

Everyone may not realize the seriousness of the matter.

Lin Li showed a silent posture of thinking.

Everyone didn't talk, because a minute passed quickly, and the previously selected second-round players had been teleported to the venue.

On Shi Leng's side, Superman and Pinocchio.

The opponents who appeared opposite them were Spider-Man and Doctor Strange.

"Superman, how long will it take to pull it out, I will delay for you." Pinocchio turned his head and said.

"It's hard to say... I ate a lot of laxative bananas last night, but now my butt feels as heavy as if it was filled with lead, and it's unbearable." The poop superman showed bitterness.

"Ah? Don't be kidding, I was expecting you to take me to lie down and win?" Pinocchio frowned.

"This thing is not something I can control if I want to control it..." Superman was also a little helpless.

"Oh, I've expected it a long time ago, let me help you unblock it." Pinocchio looked helpless, and then smiled charmingly, with confidence in his eyes, as if he had a solution.

"Smooth and smooth?" Hearing the words, Superman looked at Pinocchio, and finally locked on Pinocchio's nose, as if thinking of something, his face turned red, and he said coyly: "Cao Cao, this is not good~ ~"

Pinocchio was silent at first.

Emotions then erupt—

"What kind of plane are you doing!! Who made you blush!! What are you shy about! What were you thinking just now! What do you want to do with my nose!! Also, Cao Cao is the one who shouted Fuck you! Go to hell!" Pinocchio gritted his teeth and complained one after another, as if possessed by a nameless body:

"Blushing at everything will only hurt you!"

In the auditorium, Wuming, who was almost in unison with Pinocchio just now, found a blind spot at this time, and with a numb face, he poked Lin Li beside him, and asked in disbelief: "Lin Li, is Pinocchio really Are you blushing too? Redder than Superman? Am I not mistaken?"

"Um."

"Blushing at everything will only hurt you two!" Wuming shouted angrily, and then looked at Snow White: "Snow White, don't you care? Your boyfriend is coming out..."

Nameless couldn't speak anymore.

Because he found that Snow White's face was redder than the two of them put together, and her eyes were almost drawn.

"..."

"Why are you blushing too! What does this have to do with you! Blushing about everything will only harm the three of you!" The nameless Dumao was operating at full capacity.

on the battlefield.

"I'm not talking about my nose, it's Kaiserol! There are so many beautiful things in the supermarket, I just brought them for you!" Although Pinocchio blushed, when he saw Superman pouted At that time, he still slammed a box of Kesel in his hand on him.

"Use it yourself! I'll buy you time!"

"Thank you, Cao Cao!" The poop superman took off his pants and squatted on the ground as if he had found a treasure.

"Call me Pinocchio!"

Lin Li in the auditorium frowned slightly. Pinocchio had prepared this Kaiserou himself, and Lin Li hadn't expected it. This would give him a chance to pull it out, which is not good.

Pinocchio looked at Spider-Man and Doctor Strange, gearing up, and taunted him, "What's the use of sending Spider-Man in this environment without clinging objects?"

"Useful? Look at it, Peter." Doctor Strange used the suspension ring to draw a circle in front of him, and a passage was built in front of him and Spider-Man.

"Hey, Brother Pinocchio, why don't you look behind?" Pinocchio heard the voice from behind, he turned his head suddenly, and sure enough, the other end of the tunnel was behind him, and Spider-Man and Doctor Strange were staring at him. Own.

"I! Yes! Tender! Uh!" Pinocchio, who was about to lie, had his mouth blocked by Spiderman's enhanced spider silk!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I'm really sorry, we really can't let you talk." Spider-Man walked straight through from the end of the passage, and while breaking his mouth, he didn't forget to deepen the 'seal' on Pinocchio's mouth.

Pinocchio, who was speechless, stabbed Spiderman fiercely with his long and narrow nose, but was easily avoided by the opponent.

"Sorry, bear with it for a while, you can talk after you leave the venue!" Spider-Man dragged Pinocchio to the outside of the venue, comforting him.

"Uh! Uh!" Pinocchio, who couldn't speak, looked at Superman with a livid face and concentrated attention, and made a sound forcefully.

Superman sees all this, and at this moment he is also extremely anxious, the kaiselu in his hand is about to burst: "Cao Cao, hold on, give me a little more time, I will increase the dose now!"

Superman was heartbroken, opened all the dozen packs of Kaisellu in front of him, and used it on himself crazily: "It will be done soon, I can already feel a torrent about to rush out of my body!"

"Peter! We must take action again!" Upon hearing this, Doctor Strange made a ring, and a halo appeared in front of the running Spider-Man.

As for the other end.

When Poop Superman lowered his head, he saw Spider-Man's slightly embarrassed face on the ground.

Both of them saw confusion in each other's eyes.

After all, this picture is too weird.

It's probably equivalent to when you go to the toilet, you lower your head and see Spider-Man's wry smile at a loss in the toilet.

"Mr. Shit, I beg you, please don't pull it out now. It will shadow me for the rest of my life." Spider-Man looked at the picture in front of him and asked Superman "? ? ? ’ expression and even the mask couldn’t stop his crying and helpless mood.

God knows, Spider-Man has never had such an outrageous fight in his life.

I still want to...

I am obviously a righteous superhero... and I am not Mr. Deadpool, so why would I do such a thing...

"Peter! Do it quickly!" Dr. Strange urged, "When he transforms, we will be in trouble!"

"I know Mr. Strange, but it's not too much for me to be mentally prepared for this kind of thing!" Spider-Man shouted in response, clasped his hands and bent over to defecate Superman's butt and face at the other end of the tunnel. , made up his mind:

“Sorry, Mr. Shit.

Like Mr. Pinocchio, use this toilet after leaving the venue! I will personally deliver the paper to you then! "

Spider-Man presses the spider silk launcher, strengthening the spider silk to accurately hit the chrysanthemum, curbing its upcoming bloom.

"Forget it about sealing Pinocchio's mouth, why can't you seal Superman's mouth too!" Wuming in the stands was very embarrassed, "Why is Marvel starting to lose its moral integrity now?"

Lin Li sighed. He wanted to deal with Shi Leng, but he had moral integrity and wanted to win?

I don’t know what Marvel did mentally when they decided on these tactics.

The vitality gate was blocked, and the powerful impact force escaped caused Superman to kneel on the ground. He covered his butt and exclaimed in disbelief: "No! Spider-Man! Doctor Strange! You actually do such a thing! "

"Sorry sorry sorry! Mr. Shit, I am really sorry, but I have to do this in order to win. I heard that you have always wanted someone to go to the toilet with you. I am willing to accompany you tonight to apologize to you!

I have been studying how to have fun recently..."

"I will never go to the toilet with you!" Poop Superman roared angrily, "I originally thought that after the last experience, you had learned your lesson! You would no longer look down on the behavior of going to the toilet!

Unexpectedly...unexpectedly! I should have killed you last time! "

"I'm really glad that you spared me last time, but I assure you, sir, this time, I really don't look down on this behavior. I understand it completely!" Spider-Man ran with Pinocchio. While explaining.

"Stop talking so much nonsense, the main thing is to end the battle as soon as possible." Dr. Strange, who flew towards Superman and was responsible for taking him out of the venue, frowned and urged.

As an elegant surgeon, he simply couldn't bear the topic.

"Haha——" The poop Superman was kneeling on the ground, facing the ground, making it difficult to see the expression on his face. He sneered and then looked up. At this time, his face was extremely cold, and he looked at it with hatred. Focusing on Spider-Man, even ignoring Doctor Strange:

"Spider-Man, you may not be looking down upon me, but sealing my butt is the ultimate blasphemy for going to the toilet!

For holy things, completely stained with filthy dust!

This is... an absolutely unforgivable sin! Maybe it's time for me to remind you of the cost of making mistakes. "

Poop Superman stood up and turned his head slightly: "Miss Sphincter, Mr. Large Intestine, Brother Bristle, did the spider silk hurt you? Please lend me your power again. This world must atone for the mistakes it has committed! Let this world ...recalling the fear of being dominated by us!”

"Okay~" Three small voices passed through the blockade of thick spider silk and reached the ears of Superman again.

Lin Li's face was expressionless. Even if it happened again, he still couldn't accept it.

Bond, open!

"Thank you." Poop Superman's eyes were completely calm. He looked at Doctor Strange who was already close at hand, and said one word firmly: "Bang!"

"Boom!" Before he could finish his words, he was covered by a sound like an explosion. There was a mess behind Superman, but his clothes had been completely changed and his body was slowly floating in the air.

The layers of blockade have been broken! The mountains collapsed and the earth cracked, and all the filth poured out! Poop Superman's transformation was successful!

"Uh! Uh!" Pinocchio lying on the ground was so excited, as if he was the one he was transforming into!

"Spider silk can block my anus, but what can't be blocked is my fiery heart, sincere belief, and love for shit! Spider-Man! Repent!" The poop Superman soared in the air, his cloak automatically moved without wind, Looking down at Spider-Man below, he said coldly.

"It's on fire! I don't even want to complain! Superman, come on!" Wuming's blood boiled and he cheered with arms raised!

"Come on, big brother who is going to the toilet!" Nezha also encouraged.

Burn a ghost! ——Only Lin Li was roaring like this in his heart, but at this moment, the Shit Superman had successfully transformed, and nothing could stop him anymore.

This is Superman! A superman who is as good as a god!

"Oh, it seems like I'm going to be doomed. Is it too late for me to admit defeat and beg for mercy? Mr. Shit, and can you put on your pants?" Spider-Man said with a bitter look on his face.

"Go to hell and repent to the King of Hell!" Poop Superman was really angry and rushed straight to Spider-Man and said.

"Although, according to my beliefs, I should see Satan when I go to hell, but in fact, I am also quite curious about the King of Hell..." At this time, Spider-Man did not forget to talk nonsense, but he had closed his eyes.

Just die. Anyway, in this project, death is nothing to be afraid of.

"I invite you to experience the pain of sealing the chrysanthemum!" Poop Superman said with hatred.

Spider-Man, who is all ready to die: "?"

"No, no, sir, don't do this. Deadpool ordered me to do this. Can you seal him? Otherwise, just kill me!" Spider-Man couldn't imagine that scene and covered his own Butt, begging for mercy.

"Hey! I like this kid! The way he dumps the blame is exactly the same as when I was young." Although he was tied up in the audience, he could see Deadpool and Thanos next to him.

Thanos ignored it as usual.

"Is everything going to be okay?" Hawkeye, who seemed to be seriously ill, clenched his fists and asked nervously.

"Probably not." Captain America said solemnly.

"Boom!!" A dull impact came, but Spider-Man didn't feel any pain.

"What Ant-Man said is true. Death doesn't feel like anything at all." Spider-Man was a little surprised, and then touched his butt.

Great, my butt is fine too!

"No, Peter, you're not dead yet." Doctor Strange's voice sounded in front of him.

Spider-Man opened his eyes, only to find Doctor Strange appearing between him and Superman, using a magic shield to block Superman's punch.

Shit Superman looked at the magic shield in front of him, and with a slight exertion of his hand, the magic shattered: "It's just inferior magic that can't stop me, just accept the punishment."

"call--"

Faced with such a strong sense of oppression, Doctor Strange remained calm and sighed, his eyes glowing slightly golden.

The Eye of Agamotto, which had been hanging around Doctor Strange's neck, floated in front of him.

This necklace has many magic seals added to it. The complex rings inside are unraveled layer by layer, revealing the sealing stones inside.

"Time cannot stop Superman's revenge! Your blasphemy against poop is worth tens of millions of years for me to respond to!" Poop Superman said coldly.

The Eye of Agamotto originally contained the Time Stone.

"But what if the time stone inside is no longer the time stone." Doctor Strange said without changing his expression. Then, this gray stone that was not green, with a small magic circle on it, shot at Superman.

What Superman responded with was a blinding punch!

Wuming even felt a shadow similar to that of the dead bald head in this punch! This made him want to go to a corner and shut himself up with the Bird King!

"Oh my God." Spider-Man's pupils narrowed and he closed his eyes again, not daring to look at this scene.

"..."

Thunder, little rain.

The expected collision and explosion didn't happen at all. The moment Superman's hand touched the stone, he couldn't even maintain his suspended posture and landed with a crash.

Doctor Strange, who was actually very nervous, looked at this scene and sighed with relief: "It works."

The disbelieving Superman looked at the white-gray gravel-textured stone stuck to his palm due to the magic circle, and felt his sealed power. He finally realized what it was!

"Could this be...

Colon stones!

You...how do you have colon stones! "

Of course Marvel wouldn’t have this thing under normal circumstances.

The origin of this stone is also quite bizarre.

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