I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 434 433. Good Friday of the Ox Warrior and Sheriff Black

The next day.

"Chief Blake, why have you been covering your waist today? Did you not sleep last night?" In the car, Lilo asked with confusion as she looked at Blake who was holding her waist.

When Black heard this, he locked his eyes on Lin Li's face with a look of resentment:

"It's not that I didn't sleep well last night, I almost didn't sleep all night because - I was nailed to the wall all night!

When I was worrying about everyone's safety and blaming myself crazily, I never imagined that everyone was sleeping downstairs from me! "

"Didn't Mu Li save you later?" Lin Li blinked and said slightly innocently.

"Yeah, five in the morning." Blake said through gritted teeth.

"Blake, if you look at me like that again, I'm going to have to settle the account with you for firing a rocket launcher at my face." Lin Li thought for a moment and took the rocket launcher next to Blake in his hand. Aimed at himself.

Blake: "..."

"Thank you for your rescue. I'm very touched." Blake started to drive attentively. He seemed to be a little bit wrong. "But you know, that's the Holy Lord. I'm just a pitiful, weak and helpless bald sergeant. I can't deal with it." Ancient demon."

At this time, everyone is heading to Iowa, because there is an unactivated experimental product waiting to be received there.

Tru and his father were in another car at this time, and Lin Li's stand-in was still hidden under the chair, with Daolong and other villains captured last night to prevent them from escaping.

Lin Li was not polite in his attack. The limbs of two ordinary people, Wa Long and Ah Fu, were also broken and could never be cured in a short time. In "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", this kind of injury can be said to be serious or not. It's not serious, after all, it only takes a few days or even seconds to completely cure the horse charm or magic.

At the same time, at Lin Li's request, Dad also set positioning magic on these people, striving to be stable.

With Demon Xiaolong and Daolong being imprisoned, and the four villains also being captured, the only opponents Lin Li needed to consider now were the Holy Lord and the possible Jianba, Gang Tu, and Hamster Flywheel.

Under this arrangement, if the Holy Lord and others really come to rob the prison, Lin Li can respond in the most timely and effective manner.

Soon, everyone arrived at their destination.

There were soldiers waiting here for a long time. When the soldiers saw Sheriff Black, they immediately stepped forward and handed him the experiment.

"Wait! Stop! There's a problem!" Lin Li shouted.

Although Blake was a little resentful, he had no doubt about Lin Li's strength. Hearing this, he immediately drew his gun and pointed it at the soldier: "Aha! Holy Lord, I have known it was you! You still want to lie to me!"

Soldier:"?"

"What's wrong, Lin Li?" Jackie Chan on the side also entered a fighting state. While alert, he did not forget to ask Lin Li.

Lin Li got out of the car, took the experimental ball from the stiff soldier's hand, and handed it to Blake. He scratched his head and said in a somewhat honest voice, "No, it's just that I said before that the experimental product needs to be handled by me. It’s my sense of ritual.”

Everyone was silent.

"So he is not the Holy Lord?" Black asked cautiously.

"Of course not, who told you it was?" Lin Li said with a wink.

Blake: "..."

Black coughed twice, put away the pistol smoothly, and patted the soldier on the shoulder happily: "Just kidding, I was just conducting a field test. You can still face danger without hesitation in the face of a gun. You are a good soldier. I like you! I think you can even join us in District 13!"

Xiaoyu: "Is this okay?"

Soldier:"?"

Sir, I just didn't react, now I just want to kill you with one shot.

While Blake calmed the police officers, Lin Li returned to the car.

Just now, through forced ‘assistance’, my main mission (1/3) was finally completed.

[You have completed the main mission (1/3), and you have obtained "Dehydration". 】

Lin Li checked his new main mission and tried to analyze what Daolong's trump card was.

[Main Mission (2/3): Rescue Dr. Jumba]

[Task Tips: Experimental Products]

[Task reward: "Strong dehydration"*1]

[Dehydration: After using it, you will gain the "Strong Dehydration" skill. Any part of the body has the ability to absorb water. It can forcefully draw water from the surrounding environment and creatures, and it has an additional shaping effect on liquid creatures. 】

"This reward is considered a special attack for the experimental product in this copy, right?"

After all, any experimental subjects will turn into small balls after dehydration. With this ability, it will be much easier to deal with them.

But this was something he would have to consider later. Lin Li carefully reviewed the task description.

"Save Dr. Jumba?"

Based on the analysis of the existing conditions, it can almost be concluded that Jianba is not lost somewhere in the United States, but is controlled or threatened. However, it is impossible to determine whether the person behind the control of Jianba is the Holy Lord or the Hamster Flywheel.

Lin Li was more inclined to involve Hamster Flywheel, because according to the nature of the dungeon, the mastermind behind the scenes always had to hide. The Holy Master had already come to the stage, so the possibility of him being the mastermind became smaller.

It is very likely that the Holy Lord and Hamster Flywheel have already known each other and reached some cooperation in some aspects.

Otherwise, there would be no reason for the Holy Lord, Daolong and others to suddenly become so interested in the experimental products, even ignoring the spells and demonic energy.

But the problem now is that Lin Li doesn't know where to find Qiang Ba.

After thinking for a while, Lin Li decided that if the abnormality mentioned by Daolong did not happen within today, Lin Li would use a two-way curse and then go to arrest the Holy Lord alone.

——

Lin Li and others retrieved a new activated experimental product - 355 "Exchange".

"Exchange" is a creature with only one body but two heads. Its ability is that the object hit by the green light emitted by the two heads will exchange thoughts and voices, which is equivalent to exchanging souls.

In addition, he is not evil, but he is very naughty.

Very.

So now the car is in chaos——

"Xiaoyu, Stitch, please return your body to us quickly." 'Xiaoyu' put her hands on her hips, looking at 'Jackie Chan' who was twisting her butt in front of her, and said helplessly.

"Stitch, don't put any more oil on my head, it's already smooth enough!" 'Stitch' also looked at 'Blake' who was playing with his head with a collapsed expression and said.

"I'm not Xiaoyu, I'm Jackie Chan. Uncle Long, please be respectful when you speak to adults!" 'Jackie Chan' reached out and patted Xiaoyu on the head, and said maturely: "And I also want to change, "Exchange" it ran away Yeah! "

‘Xiaoyu’: “…”

It was the first time that I felt so bored looking at my own face.

"But Jackie Chan, there's no need for us to change in such a hurry. It's fun to experience different bodies." Hearing this, 'Stitch' reached out and patted 'Xiaoyu' on the shoulder, comforting him.

"If I had a body like this when the Holy Lord invaded me, I would beat him to death!" said 'Stitch'.

"Chief Black! Why are you as childish as Xiaoyu and Stitch!" 'Xiaoyu' looked at 'Stitch' who was playing with scissors and paper with six hands, and hugged his head with the corner of his mouth twitching, "Unlucky Too bad, I feel like I brought a carload of kids with me!”

"Ahem, I am a body that studies alien experiments with a spirit of curiosity, and plays with the essential areas - wait! Stitch! Don't bite rocks with my teeth! It will break! Also! Don't hit it with your bald head! It will be even more devastating!"

‘Stitch’ quickly rushed forward with his vigorous posture to stop ‘Blake’’s behavior.

"The adult's body is really fun." 'Blake' laughed and clapped his hands, then frowned.

"President Bunike, you seem to want to poop. Something seems to be coming out of your butt. Do you need my help? I have never pooped before!" He buttoned his butt and put it on his nose. He sniffed it, then retched and asked 'Stitch'.

'Stitch':"?!"

Blake's soul remembered that what he had eaten in the morning was a little inappropriate, and he had felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach just as he was driving.

But - it’s so outrageous that helping yourself to the toilet really happens!

"Forget it, forget it, Stitch, keep playing with my head! Hold on, hold on for a while, Lin Li and Li Luo will be back soon! Wait until we change back and go to the toilet!" 'Stitch' hurriedly said.

Okay, now his emotions are the same as the real Jackie Chan.

"Okay, Stitch will bear with it." 'Blake' huddled on the ground and blinked.

"Then don't butt my ass again!" 'Stitch' was about to cry without tears.

"You guys are happy. I hope the Bull Warrior's health is in good condition." Little Snake said with a smile that couldn't be suppressed.

At this time, a helpless wild dog sat next to her. When he heard this, he barked twice sadly.

——The reason why this happened is because 355 "Exchange" was so happy to meet Lilo again that she couldn't help but shoot the exchange light everywhere.

So, Jackie Chan and Xiaoyu, Blake and Stitch, Cow Warrior and Dog.

Cow Warrior: It’s up to me to change it!

Then the 'cow warrior', who was essentially a dog, took the "exchange" as food while no one was paying attention, and ran away with it in his mouth, leaving the scene in a mess.

Lin Li and Li Luo hurriedly chased after him.

"Everyone, I'm back. I was delayed for a while because I found an unexpected surprise." Not far away, Lin Li shouted as he walked towards the vehicle.

Lilo was sitting on his left shoulder, and an orange creature was sitting on his right shoulder. It seemed to be an experiment, but... this experiment didn't seem to be in good condition. It felt bruised and swollen?

At this time, Liluo was holding a big bone in her hand and waving it behind Lin Li.

The 'Ox Warrior' stuck out his tongue, breathed heavily, and jumped up from time to time, trying to bite the bones in Liluo's hand.

The real cattle warrior looked at this scene: "..."

He suddenly realized that being complained about the mask's smell was actually not that humiliating - compared to the scene in front of him.

unacceptable!

"Wait a minute, Jackie Chan, ah no, it's Xiaoyu, no photos allowed! No photos allowed! Wait, Jackie Chan and Xiao She, why are you two taking photos too! You are all adults!" Niu Warrior said to everyone who took out their mobile phones. , barking in humiliation.

He decided to completely sever the friendship with the Dragon Group today!

"Ox warrior, ah no, dog, come back!" Liluo's exclamation suddenly reached everyone's ears.

Everyone looked over and saw the 'Ox Warrior' suddenly stopped and sniffed the air. In an instant, he was no longer interested in the bones in Liluo's hand.

It ran towards the vehicle in a hurry, and then, in full view of everyone, crossed the vehicle and came to 'Blake' who was curled up on the ground behind the vehicle.

'Ox Warrior' pushed his head against 'Black''s butt, barked twice, and showed a flattering smile. Although he had no tail, his buttocks were very flexible.

Everyone was confused at first, and then fell into collective silence when they realized the possible truth of the matter.

Only Lin Li and Li Luo didn't know what happened.

"Don't use my body to eat shit!" A real bull warrior broke his guard and barked.

'Stitch' stood up with a shocked look on his face, and shouted to 'Blake' in a broken voice: "Stitch, are you - shouldn't - the toilet -"

"It has popped out. It is very comfortable, but my butt is uncomfortable!" 'Blake' turned his head when he heard this and explained seriously.

He found this novel experience very interesting.

Stitch really doesn't care much about hygiene. Lin Li still remembers the scene in the opening credits of "Lilo and Stitch" - Stitch picks his nose with his tongue.

So it makes sense that Stitch would find going to the bathroom a lot of fun.

But using Blake's body, this... makes sense.

'Stitch':"……"

The wood has become a boat.

Nothing can be changed, nothing can be done!

His eyes completely lost their luster, and he recalled the powerlessness he felt last night when his body was controlled by the Holy Lord.

The sky is gray and Blake's soul is dark.

He looked at the wild dog next to him with extremely human eyes. The experimental subject and the dog looked at each other and spoke in tacit understanding:

——"Bite me to death."

Little Snake took "Jackie Chan" and "Xiaoyu" who were arguing with each other and chose to escape from this place of right and wrong.

Lin Li and Li Luo: "What happened?"

——

Because someone's mentality was completely explosive, the driver was replaced by Lin Li, and everyone continued to the next experimental location.

And because the crimes were too numerous to describe, the "exchange" had been sealed in a glass capsule, and it was lying inside aggrievedly.

I just wanted to make a joke!

"Tell me, what is this experimental subject? Why is it that it has a seal on its mouth and was beaten so badly?" Jackie Chan, who had returned to his body, curiously pointed to the new experimental subject that appeared next to Li Luo and asked.

"Oh, you're talking about Jiji. He has no abilities. He speaks fluent language, and he likes to curse people. He can scold people accurately but excessively. He is a very bad experiment. Because cursing is the nature of the device, it cannot be influenced. "Liluo explained.

The guy has no fighting ability at all. He was originally an experimental subject caught by Gang Tu, but after giving it to Hamster Flywheel, Hamster Flywheel couldn't stand the guy's insults and chose to release it.

In the end, Liluo's arrangement for it was to send it to a charity party - spend money on Rotten Tomatoes, and then you can severely smash this unqualified experiment!

"Is there such an interesting experiment?" Jackie Chan was very interested when he heard this and tore off the seal on his mouth: "He has a bruised nose and face now. Was he beaten by the locals for swearing?"

"Yes and no, Jiejie was still healthy when he met us, but when he saw Brother Lin Li, he said, 'This man is so handsome, he must be very popular with women, right? He must have girlfriends every day, right? He must be living a good life." So happy...'.

I don’t know what he said next, because brother Lin Li has already taken action. "

Jackie Chan: "..."

It turned out that he was beaten by his own people.

Lin Li, who was driving, squeezed the steering wheel a little tighter and looked at the teasing guy who cleared his throat with a sinister look in the rearview mirror.

Danger!

The teasing guy who had unlocked the 'seal' did not attack Lin Li, but looked at Niu Warrior and Blake hiding in the corner: "Haha, I saw it all, you two, one is eating in public - the other is eating in public ——, born with a ugh!!!”

In the eyes of two pairs of extremely resentful eyes coming from a dark corner, Jackie Chan sealed the teasing guy again, thought about it, and put it into a glass jar again - strengthening the seal.

at this time.

"Click, sizzle-"

Hearing this slight sound, everyone looked at the console on the right side of the steering wheel - because this sound was made when the car radio was turned on.

"Yeah, let's listen to the radio and relax for a while." Jackie Chan nodded and said with a smile after hearing this.

Lin Li's brows furrowed slightly, and he said, "But I didn't turn on the broadcast."

Cars in the "The Adventures of Jackie Chan" era were not that smart yet. Turning on the radio needed to be done manually, and Lin Li didn't see anyone touching this button.

Is the car in disrepair?

"Attu plus him, atana without him~~" A melodious female voice slowly came from the car radio.

"What a strange song." It's not unpleasant, but it doesn't sound like a song that should exist on Earth. Lin Li frowned even deeper.

"Lilo! Cha Cha!" Stitch suddenly stood up and shouted to Lilo.

"What's wrong, Stitch?" Lilo was a little confused.

"Angel!" Stitch emphasized, with a look of panic and surprise.

"Wait, An Qi? This singing voice, yes! It's Angel! Brother Lin Li, turn off the radio - this is Angel's singing voice! He will make everyone and the experimental subjects evil!"

Lilo screamed upon hearing this.